WesternHeretic
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This might be the oddest, and dopest comeback I have ever heard.
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This might be the oddest, and dopest comeback I have ever heard.
This is what mbira sounds like btw. Chiwoniso played in a festival here. Her music is beautiful. Bought her CD after the concert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_OIPpEiDKo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_OIPpEiDKo
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
I think the worst part about Californians is that they really believe that Red Vines are better than Twizzlers.
Also, my coworker was in Madison, Wisconsin for training and brought back these:
It's funny because the only place we have ever seen them is in Wisconsin. And they are a giant candy.
Fat. People in Wisconsin are fat.
haha, that reminds me of the time some friends from Texas came over last year. I sent them back across the pond with all of this:
Kept the extra long twizzlers for myself naturally.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Those orange aero bars are quite neathaha, that reminds me of the time some friends from Texas came over last year. I sent them back across the pond with all of this:
Kept the extra long twizzlers for myself naturally.
WesternHeretic
Member
Do the British have superior candy?
DeaconKnowledge
Member
You should have sex with a human female. (Or male, I ain't judging).
You might like it!
I just assumed it was a typo
I just dont see a way this could improve my life.
BaltimoreLarry
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http://www.spotrac.com/rankings/nfl/average/right-tackle/limit-25/
we now pay marcus gilbert the 5th most per year atm for RT
we now pay marcus gilbert the 5th most per year atm for RT
Alligatorjandro
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You might get a companion from it
You'd no longer need to worry about your comic book pages sticking together
WesternHeretic
Member
Do you like even masturbate?
They will pay him. Who else do they have thats worth a lot of money?
Andre of course. Maybe Cushing?
Zvonimir Boban
Banned
In terms of mainstream chocolate that you'll find in every store, British chocolate is better. You guys have the edge in terms of new soda flavours, an advantage negated only by a disturbing lack of Irn Bru.
Strawberry Twizzlers were the shit though, couldn't get enough of them.
:me
They don't have superior anything*.
Everything about the UK is inferior to the US. Number of attractive people? No contest we win. Number of arms and weaponry? Don't even need to answer. Number of trophies in sports we invented? Brits invented a lot of sports but even they will agree that they suck at all of them and lose to countries they previously ruled over. The US? We fucking kick ass in every sport we try at. Food? British food and their snacks and candies are markedly inferior to what we get at the average US supermarket. I am pretty sure the shitty food in the UK is what leads to their poor attitudes and even worse oral hygiene.
We do everything else better including immigration, television, and movies. We also kick their pale asses at innovation and most importantly we kick ass at fucking up Euro countries. When they came here and taxed our tea (that was the Bud Light of the day) we sent them back. When they fucked up in Europe and needed someone to pull their sorry asses out of the deep end we sent in the marines and showed nazism and communism the door. If it weren't for us Europe would have been renamed Germany over 70 years ago.
*The only thing the Brits have done better than us is health care. And Obama is going to make sure that is only temporary!
manfestival
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best post
DeaconKnowledge
Member
I'd you're worried about commitment, just pay for an escort. Best part is if the sex is no good like you think you can spend the rest of your hour talking about Anime or something.
Grover Cleveland
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I don't what's gotten into [REDACTED] today, but I like it.
That was last year homie. We played the Cardinals in 2011 and 2013
It is funny how we can't seem to find a offensive coordinator with any sense of balance.
We went from Fuck It Time To Chuck It under Boy Wonder Chud to being allergic to passing under Don Shula's son.
That was a game from 2012
"It's scientifically proven to work!"
That was last year homie. We played the Cardinals in 2011 and 2013
It is funny how we can't seem to find a offensive coordinator with any sense of balance.
We went from Fuck It Time To Chuck It under Boy Wonder Chud to being allergic to passing under Don Shula's son.
Amen.
Nutting inside of a female (she doesn't even need to be attractive if you can make the room dark enough) is one of life's greatest pleasures.
You should give it a try for two reasons. One you can't say it isn't awesome or for you until you have tried it. Two, I will be happy if you get to have sex before Gata breaks down his cousin.
Really is not a big deal, they are going to pay him. He is handling it the right way and I am confident it will get done. personally I believe they are just trying o clean up the cap first. cap hell going into 2014 but now they have around 12 million available with an estimated 25*-28 available after dead money comes off the books after this season (OD, Schaub, Manning). With the projected jump in the cap and a few predicted cuts (Joseph, Foster, maybe Chris Myers) they get a lot more relief.
Will probably happen after this season.
EDIT: Or sooner:
Watt is the Prince of Houston and he knows it. If he mentions he wants a new deal he knows the fanbase will be screaming to sign him and McNair will deal.
I have never been with a prostitute.
Is that really a good first experience? Maybe I am weird but that doesn't appeal to me at all.
Cajun is man enough to get it for free.
I dont think you understand really. Sex is of no interest to me.
Its not that Im not attracted to females. I can sense that. Its just not very strong to the point where Id act on it or have any desperation to do so. Its like a light switch that activates libido was just not turned on for me. I will gladly be someone elses wingman though.
Oh shit you're right. Games against the Cards and Seahawks always run together for me, I feel like we play those teams every season.
Im not saying its not a great thing. Im quite sure it is or else people would do it so often. Yall have fun with it is all Im saying.
WesternHeretic
Member
In your stupid ass stadium too! C'mon to SEATTLE CAM. I need to see that pretty smile in person!
There's something just amazingly right (Probably because its the real intention of sex) of nutting inside a woman. A real sense of accomplishment.
another song I like a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beRaV0xazz0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beRaV0xazz0
Lee Chaolan
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He's lucky that wasn't Whitner with the first smack there.
Buckethead
Banned
I'm stressed out.
I need some carrots man. A big bag of carrots.
I need some carrots man. A big bag of carrots.
make it so
DeaconKnowledge
Member
I think I do understand.
I have a friend like you who stayed a virgin well into his 30s (religious reasons) who swore up and down he wasn't interested in bothering to pursue sex with someone. I told him he was full of shit and just gave up because he didn't know what he was missing. Long story short, he abandoned religion and is now a huge horndog that I get to say "I told you so" to every time I see him.
Let me say "I told you so" to you Caj.
I've never done it. I'm a staunch believer in not paying for shit I can get for free. I do realize though that there are a lot of guys on the internet that just don't know their way around females. Again, not judging.
Sounds good to me. You do everything else and I finish.
I might.... I play the PC alot still though.
WesternHeretic
Member
I don't know how talking about his waifu's is going to help you get laid, unless you at like on of those anime cosplay conventions.
Maybe Cajun's really good with women. He's probably got the perfect I don't give a shit attitude with no hints of desperation.
If the man doesn't feel the need to, I don't feel we should mock him for it. When we are all in our 40s with STDs and paying child support, he will still be enjoying life.
My advice to him would be get an objective opinion on his attractiveness. It took me way too long to realize I was hot. If I had known in high school that I basically looked like John Stamos, god damn at the amount of ass I would have crushed. I really hate my friends.
Yall amuse me.
Im not sure why its a fascinating subject though.
Theres no religious or moral or anything reason for it. I just simply dont care lol.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
The best things are made from American and European parts. It's the best of both worlds.
I'm talking about myself right now.
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