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[Grover Cleveland]

Leonhard the Lionheart is joining the Browns

Jim Leonhard ‏@jimleonhard 20m
It's official, I just signed my 8th NFL contract to become a part of the Cleveland Browns. #dawgpound

 

[Fox318]

I'm trying to bribe him, but this is like dealing with Teddy T up in Packerland

 

[cajunator]

Did you ever talk to that new girl at your job

of course I talk to her. she asks questions throughout the night when certain problems and such happen.
She might actually be more ADD than me and thats quite a feat. For one thing I dont require medications to control it.

 

[Tom Penny]

WTF is this shit? Seems like some sick advice someone on GAF would give to a women.

 

[MechDX]

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.....

 

[Alligatorjandro]

of course I talk to her. she asks questions throughout the night when certain problems and such happen.
She might actually be more ADD than me and thats quite a feat. For one thing I dont require medications to control it.

No

I mean did you talk to her

 

[Greg]

Greg I'm feeling a wing party.

Yes!

 

[Bowser]

No

I mean did you talk to her

:jnc

 

[cajunator]

No

I mean did you talk to her

not on a personal level no. She gets distracted easily as it is. She would just chatter on about whatever in her life and lose focus of her job.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

No

I mean did you talk to her

:jnc

 

[Fox318]

Have you tried giving her a body pillow?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

not on a personal level no. She gets distracted easily as it is. She would just chatter on about whatever in her life and lose focus of her job.

You should ask her if she wants to get bubble tea sometime.

 

[cajunator]

Have you tried giving her a body pillow?

Im not interested in her if thats what yall are insinuating.

 

[ShaneB]

Tired of waiting. I'm pretty proud of this cool gif I made....

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Spoiler

I'll do a write up later with my thoughts GO CHIEFS!

 

[MechDX]

Sigh.

Its ok BG. squeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Fox318]

waut what

 

[Bowser]

Tired of waiting. I'm pretty proud of this cool gif I made....

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Spoiler

I'll do a write up later with my thoughts GO CHIEFS!

Wait you switched allegiances?

wut

 

[squicken]

Tired of waiting. I'm pretty proud of this cool gif I made....

...

Spoiler

I'll do a write up later with my thoughts GO CHIEFS!

So proud of you. You recognized you made a terrible mistake and corrected it. If only more Seahawks fans had the strength of character that you possess

 

[cajunator]

Tired of waiting. I'm pretty proud of this cool gif I made....

...

Spoiler

I'll do a write up later with my thoughts GO CHIEFS!

Chiefs?
I thought you like the Hawks?

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Proud of my boy Shane.

Leaving the Hawks will be the best decision you've made, my friend.

Im not interested in her if thats what yall are insinuating.

You saying you wouldn't go cuckoo over her Cocoa Puffs?

 

[brentech]

Wait you switched allegiances?

wut

Didn't he just become a 'fan' mid season or early season though? Not a huge deal for a Canadian.

 

[cajunator]

Proud of my boy Shane.

Leaving the Hawks will be the best decision you've made, my friend.



You saying you wouldn't go cuckoo over her Cocoa Puffs?

correct

 

[Bread]

ew only squicken is allowed to squicken

this sets a bad precedent, stop encouraging shane!

 

[WesternHeretic]

This saves me money one less person I have to buy a beer.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

correct

Is she hot

 

[MechDX]

ew only squicken is allowed to squicken

this sets a bad precedent, stop encouraging shane!

Can we have more than one team?

 

[cdyhybrid]

Alts are not allowed, :squicken

 

[jakncoke]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123350747&postcount=56

 

[Confrontation]

Well shiet. I'm interested in this one awesome chick who's a really good friend now. She's way out of my league though, but my buddies keep insisting I should ask her out. Been hanging out with her late at night non-stop.

But, then I saw her stunning looking ex the other night. I mean, you can put that mofo in a perfume adverd on a boat with some hot model chick. To think she would go out with me is just hilarious. Thank goodness I saw the guy, so I don't have to risk getting embarrassed

 

[BigAT]

Some positive initial news on David Wilson:

David E. Wilson @4stillRunning ·
Thanks for all the prayers and support

David E. Wilson @4stillRunning
I'm doing well

"Left practice early yesterday but everything turned out to be fine once the Dr. Looked @ me plus I passed all physical examination. I find out more on Monday 🙏 #gottagetback #pocketrocket"

Hopefully everything looks good on Monday as well.

 

[Fox318]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123350747&postcount=56

Its like the Microsoft Snesfreak.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

ew only squicken is allowed to squicken

this sets a bad precedent, stop encouraging shane!

Squickening away from bandwagon fanbases is perfectly valid by the Code of Fan Conduct. If any other Seahawks or Patriots fans want to turn a new leaf, we will embrace them with open arms.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost...7&postcount=56

yankee's alt?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Well shiet. I'm interested in this one awesome chick who's a really good friend now. She's way out of my league though, but my buddies keep insisting I should ask her out. Been hanging out with her late at night non-stop.

But, then I saw her stunning looking ex the other night. I mean, you can put that mofo in a perfume adverd on a boat with some hot model chick. To think she would go out with me is just hilarious. Thank goodness I saw the guy, so I don't have to risk getting embarrassed

What's the worst that could happen, she says no?

 

[Goro Majima]

What's the worst that could happen, she says no?

Wow even Gata has the right perspective.

Congrats confrontation. You're dumber than Gata.

 

[Fox318]

 

[Tom Penny]

What's the worst that could happen, she says no?

Exactly. Going zero for zero won't ever get you laid.

 

[Bread]

Can we have more than one team?

only if the second team has many players and/or coaches from the first team.

Pats South represent!

Squickening away from bandwagon fanbases is perfectly valid by the Code of Fan Conduct. If any other Seahawks or Patriots fans want to turn a new leaf, we will embrace them with open arms.

Squickening from a "bandwagon fanbase" just shows that you are not loyal to your team, and are most likely a bandwagoner. Fuck that shit Pats 4 life!

 

[squicken]

Well shiet. I'm interested in this one awesome chick who's a really good friend now. She's way out of my league though, but my buddies keep insisting I should ask her out. Been hanging out with her late at night non-stop.

But, then I saw her stunning looking ex the other night. I mean, you can put that mofo in a perfume adverd on a boat with some hot model chick. To think she would go out with me is just hilarious. Thank goodness I saw the guy, so I don't have to risk getting embarrassed

He who dares

 

[Confrontation]

If it only were that simple.

 

[MechDX]

Well looks like BOB may have found his scrappy, white slot receiver:

http://hou.scout.com/story/1427926-texans-training-camp-day-five?s=116

Rookie wide receiver Travis Labhart is making some headway as a slot wide receiver for the Texans. Throw in the fact he can return punts, Labhart has turned some heads at camp. He made a nice fingertip catch in the endzone over Elbert Mack. Labahrt gave the nickel cornerbacks all they wanted today and he is slowly fitting into that mold of slot wide receivers that have been successful in this system. Labhart has quick feet and even better hands which makes him an intriguing option as camp moves ahead.

 

[jakncoke]

Its like the Microsoft Snesfreak.

I think Superbluedude fits that label

 

[BigAT]

To be fair, if I picked a team to root for and then I saw an adult wearing a "12th Man" jersey I would probably bail the fuck out too.

 

[Eleuin]

What's the worst that could happen, she says no?

Gata with them truth bombs

 

[Goro Majima]

If it only were that simple.

:jnc

It's that simple.

"Hey want to catch a bite to eat and see a movie this weekend?"

 

[Bread]

Well shiet. I'm interested in this one awesome chick who's a really good friend now. She's way out of my league though, but my buddies keep insisting I should ask her out. Been hanging out with her late at night non-stop.

But, then I saw her stunning looking ex the other night. I mean, you can put that mofo in a perfume adverd on a boat with some hot model chick. To think she would go out with me is just hilarious. Thank goodness I saw the guy, so I don't have to risk getting embarrassed

Living with regret about shit like this sucks bro, trust me. Now I don't bother with this "what if she rejects me?" crap, lay it all on the table and hope for the best.


Tell her that you've loved her since the moment you laid eyes on her. If she doesn't like that then she's a fucking creep who doesn't deserve you!

 

[zychi]

zychii bears fan card revoked

interesting way to spell my name there. only used that spelling on one board before.

who are you really?

 

[bionic77]

ESPN.com had a highlight of a crazy ping pong rally.

Made me think of how I am going to wreck Greg.

 

[jakncoke]

interesting way to spell my name there. only used that spelling on one board before.

who are you really?

Me? jn motherfucking coke


In related football news. Mean Joe number is going to be retired this year.

 

[Confrontation]

Living with regret about shit like this sucks bro, trust me. Now I don't bother with this "what if she rejects me?" crap, lay it all on the table and hope for the best.


Tell her that you've loved her since the moment you laid eyes on her. If she doesn't like that then she's a fucking creep who doesn't deserve you!

She's far from a creep alright lol

:jnc

It's that simple.

"Hey want to catch a bite to eat and see a movie this weekend?"

Well yeah, the asking out bit is normal. Done it, with and without success.
The situation we're in is where it gets extremely complicated and impossible to explain. Has to do with our profession and it's not normal work but sports.