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NFL Preseason/Training Camp 2014 |OT| - This is our year!

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MechDX

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yankeehater said:
Eagles made an offer to Chip he said no and then the talked to Bob. There were conflicting reports about if they ever offered him a contract. At the time I said I didn't want Bob. I think he is going to fail in the NFL.
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Let me guess: he is going to fail because he coached under Belichick? Right?
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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Bread said:
sanjuro how were the new turtles? did michael bay do the series justice?
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one time a long time ago at this job i had there was a girl who had a jacket that said "ROCKSTEADY" and i would always joke that she was a ninja turtles fan.

i tell you this story because she was pretty cute. we worked together for about 6 months and then one time while closing me and this other dude had the magazine section of the store and had to put magazines away that people left out. of these magazines, there were porno and usually we'd check them out. well this time there was a new issue of "Naughty Neighbors" and sure enough guess who was in it? the chick with the rocksteady jacket.

the next day the general manager pulled all the issues and i had just seen the girl crying in back. she quit that day and i never saw her again. i actually felt really bad because in talking with people the following days/weeks about it she had just moved to LA from the midwest and needed some money so she did this porno shoot to keep herself afloat. really bummed me out and gave me a new perspective on porn

back to the topic at hand though, there should be only one movie that you see in the coming weeks and that is guardians of the galaxy. LOG TRAP!
 
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Sweeney Tom

Banned
MechDX said:
Uh huh. Going to reference the mid 90's again?
BTW, that team was built by Jimmy Johnson not Jerruh.
Since the Texans inception in 2002 we have won more playoff games than the cowboys, haven't given out stupid cap killing contracts and whooped the shit out the cowboys in our first ever game after Jerruh made his dumbass comments.

Now run along and wrap yourself in your Emmit Smith jersey and act like the last 20 years haven't happened.
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Fun Fact! Playoff wins since 2002
Tony Romo: 1
Matt Schaub: 1
TJ Yates: 1


Matt Stafford: 0
 
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Bread

Banned
FrenchMovieTheme said:
one time a long time ago at this job i had there was a girl who had a jacket that said "ROCKSTEADY" and i would always joke that she was a ninja turtles fan.

i tell you this story because she was pretty cute. we worked together for about 6 months and then one time while closing me and this other dude had the magazine section of the store and had to put magazines away that people left out. of these magazines, there were porno and usually we'd check them out. well this time there was a new issue of "Naughty Neighbors" and sure enough guess who was in it? the chick with the rocksteady jacket.

the next day the general manager pulled all the issues and i had just seen the girl crying in back. she quit that day and i never saw her again. i actually felt really bad because in talking with people the following days/weeks about it she had just moved to LA from the midwest and needed some money so she did this porno shoot to keep herself afloat. really bummed me out and gave me a new perspective on porn

back to the topic at hand though, there should be only one movie that you see in the coming weeks and that is guardians of the galaxy. LOG TRAP!
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fuck i was hoping the climax of this story is you eating her ass, that was just depressing. did she do any films?
 
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WesternHeretic

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
one time a long time ago at this job i had there was a girl who had a jacket that said "ROCKSTEADY" and i would always joke that she was a ninja turtles fan.

i tell you this story because she was pretty cute. we worked together for about 6 months and then one time while closing me and this other dude had the magazine section of the store and had to put magazines away that people left out. of these magazines, there were porno and usually we'd check them out. well this time there was a new issue of "Naughty Neighbors" and sure enough guess who was in it? the chick with the rocksteady jacket.

the next day the general manager pulled all the issues and i had just seen the girl crying in back. she quit that day and i never saw her again. i actually felt really bad because in talking with people the following days/weeks about it she had just moved to LA from the midwest and needed some money so she did this porno shoot to keep herself afloat. really bummed me out and gave me a new perspective on porn

back to the topic at hand though, there should be only one movie that you see in the coming weeks and that is guardians of the galaxy. LOG TRAP!
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You were just looking for an excuse to tell this story didn't you?
 
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MechDX

Member
yankeehater said:
No I didn't like him at pedo state. Plus most college coaches fail, for every Jimmy there are 10 Spurriers'. Bob could be great but I just don't see it yet.
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So you would rather have a retread coach? You saw greatness in Kelly and a gimmick offense? Yes its a gimmick and defensive coaches will adapt this year.

We played it safe with Kubiak, didn't get us very far. I would rather gamble. Greater risk = greater potential reward.

Sweeney Tom said:
Fun Fact! Playoff wins since 2002
Tony Romo: 1
Matt Schaub: 1
TJ Yates: 1


Matt Stafford: 0
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TJ Yates >>>>> Matt Ryan. Accept it RBH
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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Bread said:
fuck i was hoping the climax of this story is you eating her ass, that was just depressing. did she do any films?
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i'm going to tell you right now that i would have definitely eaten her butt. i never heard of her doing any films but in an alternate universe i let her ravage me
 
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cashman

Banned
MechDX said:
Uh huh. Going to reference the mid 90's again?
BTW, that team was built by Jimmy Johnson not Jerruh.
Since the Texans inception in 2002 we have won more playoff games than the cowboys, haven't given out stupid cap killing contracts and whooped the shit out the cowboys in our first ever game after Jerruh made his dumbass comments.

Now run along and wrap yourself in your Emmit Smith jersey and act like the last 20 years haven't happened.
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The Cowboys have had a far better record over the time since the Texans became a franchise, but congrats on beating one of the Campo coached Cowboys teams.
 
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yankeehater

Member
MechDX said:
So you would rather have a retread coach? You saw greatness in Kelly and a gimmick offense? Yes its a gimmick and defensive coaches will adapt this year.

We played it safe with Kubiak, didn't get us very far. I would rather gamble. Greater risk = greater potential reward.



TJ Yates >>>>> Matt Ryan. Accept it RBH
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Jnc at calling it a gimmick offense. If defenses were going to adapt why didn't they do it last year?
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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WesternHeretic said:
You were just looking for an excuse to tell this story didn't you?
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i tell the story every now and then because it is something out of a crappy made-for-dvd comedy movie but i swear to you it is true. those were wild times. i think back on those times earning like $6 an hour with very little responsibility and just chilling out vs. making drastically more money now but what the fuck mortgage, stressful job, niners making it to 3 straight nfc title games and no superbowl wins. how much more can i take!
 
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WesternHeretic

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
i tell the story every now and then because it is something out of a crappy made-for-dvd comedy movie but i swear to you it is true. those were wild times. i think back on those times earning like $6 an hour with very little responsibility and just chilling out vs. making drastically more money now but what the fuck mortgage, stressful job, niners making it to 3 straight nfc title games and no superbowl wins. how much more can i take!
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I believe your story, I just find it funny that how Ninja Turtles got brought up and you turn it into a porn story. LOL.

Hey now Eagles made 4 straight NFC Championship game (with 1SB), and didn't get a single ring. Then there are the Bills....
 
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MechDX

Member
cashman said:
The Cowboys have had a far better record over the time since the Texans became a franchise, but congrats on beating one of the Campo coached Cowboys teams.
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At the end of the day it comes down to playoff wins and Super Bowls. Right now you are worse than us in comparison, 12 year of the franchises existence. Ask Peyton how it feels to have tons of winning seasons and one Super Bowl.

yankeehater said:
Jnc at calling it a gimmick offense. If defenses were going to adapt why didn't they do it last year?
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Run n Shoot 2.0. It was all the rage in the early nineties. Then defensive coaches figured it out and it died.

You will never win a playoff game in January with it. Trust me, that offense will only lead to playoff heartbreak. Fuck the Bills.
 
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Sanjuro

Member
Bread said:
sanjuro how were the new turtles? did michael bay do the series justice?
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I'm talking about it a bunch in the OT. Michael Bay didn't direct the film!

Thought it was a lot of fun. The entire crowd seemed to like it.

FrenchMovieTheme said:
one time a long time ago at this job i had there was a girl who had a jacket that said "ROCKSTEADY" and i would always joke that she was a ninja turtles fan.

i tell you this story because she was pretty cute. we worked together for about 6 months and then one time while closing me and this other dude had the magazine section of the store and had to put magazines away that people left out. of these magazines, there were porno and usually we'd check them out. well this time there was a new issue of "Naughty Neighbors" and sure enough guess who was in it? the chick with the rocksteady jacket.

the next day the general manager pulled all the issues and i had just seen the girl crying in back. she quit that day and i never saw her again. i actually felt really bad because in talking with people the following days/weeks about it she had just moved to LA from the midwest and needed some money so she did this porno shoot to keep herself afloat. really bummed me out and gave me a new perspective on porn

back to the topic at hand though, there should be only one movie that you see in the coming weeks and that is guardians of the galaxy. LOG TRAP!
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FMT's Secrets of the Ooze.
 
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cashman

Banned
MechDX said:
At the end of the day it comes down to playoff wins and Super Bowls. Right now you are worse than us in comparison, 12 year of the franchises existence. Ask Peyton how it feels to have tons of winning seasons and one Super Bowl.
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lol. Ask fans of real teams how many playoff win banners they have.
 
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MechDX

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cashman said:
lol. Ask fans of real teams how many playoff win banners they have.
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Ok lets compare Super Bowls the last 12 years.

..........

Fact is Cowboy fans are a bunch of cockroaches. Scurrying around in the dark over running everything. Turn on the lights and they realize their team sucks and they scurry away. Your team is shit just like mine is shit at the moment. Difference is we have an owner who isn't Al Davis bastard child, a personal bitch boy for a HC and 30% of our salary cap tied up in a choking QB
 
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cashman

Banned
MechDX said:
Ok lets compare Super Bowls the last 12 years.

..........

Fact is Cowboy fans are a bunch of cockroaches. Scurrying around in the dark over running everything. Turn on the lights and they realize their team sucks and they scurry away.
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ehh, I realize the Cowboys are pretty much mired in mediocrity for the foreseeable future. I'm not hyping up coaches who go 7-5 in the big 10
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

Member
cashman said:
ehh, I realize the Cowboys are pretty much mired in mediocrity for the foreseeable future. I'm not hyping up coaches who go 7-5 in the big 10
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you will love harbs after we lose in the playoffs again this year and the niners foolishly fire him, then the cowboys have their coach of the future
 
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MechDX

Member
cashman said:
ehh, I realize the Cowboys are pretty much mired in mediocrity for the foreseeable future. I'm not hyping up coaches who go 7-5 in the big 10
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7-5 on a heavily NCAA sanctioned team. His players were allowed to walk away with no penalty to their playing time. Yet he held it together and still recruited 5 star players while having a winning record.

What exactly has Jason Garret done? held a mean clipboard for Troy Aikman.
 
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MechDX

Member
Bread said:
mech pls

take it down a notch for BOB's sake, you're making everyone despise him
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Just following his Dark Lords lead.

Ok lets discuss Mike Vrabel

MikeVrabel.jpg


That is one handsome motherfucker.
 
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cashman

Banned
MechDX said:
7-5 on a heavily NCAA sanctioned team. His players were allowed to walk away with no penalty to their playing time. Yet he held it together and still recruited 5 star players while having a winning record.

What exactly has Jason Garret done? held a mean clipboard for Troy Aikman.
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They were more talented than about 3/4ths of the teams they played, yet they they had two mediocre seasons under BoB.

It's pretty irrelevant to bring Garrett into this, since nobody is debating the fact that he's been a pretty sub par coach so far in his tenure, but you keep on hyping a guy with a career 15-9 record at a school with a big time football program. Shit, even Lane Kiffin did better than that and he had sanctions as well at USC.
 
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MechDX

Member
cashman said:
They were more talented than about 3/4ths of the teams they played, yet they they had two mediocre seasons under BoB.

It's pretty irrelevant to bring Garrett into this, since nobody is debating the fact that he's been a pretty sub par coach so far in his tenure, but you keep on hyping a guy with a career 15-9 record at a school with a big time football program. Shit, even Lane Kiffin did better than that and he had sanctions as well.
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Well you accept mediocrity while I prefer some sort of hope and will look for that silver lining.

The whole BOB thing is just a joke. No worse than the other nonsense that goes on in here: stupid SNES jokes, Drake, androgynous girls pics, food snobbery, bragging about being drunk, Browns jokes, etc.... oh and the Patriot hate. That shit has gone beyond funny a long damn time ago. I hope they DO win another Super Bowl just so everyone here can STFU about it.

Am I hopeful for the future? Youre god damn right I am. I said it before: if you don't believe your team has a chance every damn year then you should just stop being a fan.
 
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ConradCervantes

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WesternHeretic said:
Pics or it didn't happen.
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cajunator said:
Pic?
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Whoops, forgot that we here share our culinary conquests. Not the sexiest photo, but she took the picture and was too hungry after working out to church it up.

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Some delicious dinner, a walk along the beach later, and some wine when we got back. All in all, a good wrap up to a rough day for both of us. The owner of the cabin up north we rented over Labor Day weekend cancelled our deposit because he can go eat shit and die.
 
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StylesClash

Member
MechDX said:
Team allegiance?
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As I stated before. Saints fan but not part of the who dat nation mainly because I despise the phrase who dat.

As for the cowboys thing: my hate is irrational and unjustified but I haven't liked them for quite some time even though they always draft LSU guys (which kills me inside).
 
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jakncoke

Banned
StylesClash said:
Oh yeah...cowboys fans maybe that's why I didn't come in here sooner.
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lol they are basically a dead cult in here now, when I first joined and the 2-3 years after they were probably the strongest fanbase here.

StylesClash said:
As I stated before. Saints fan but not part of the who dat nation mainly because I despise the phrase who dat.

As for the cowboys thing: my hate is irrational and unjustified but I haven't liked them for quite some time even though they always draft LSU guys (which kills me inside).
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Cowboy hate is never irrational and always justified.
 
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MechDX

Member
jakncoke said:
lol they are basically a dead cult in here now, when I first joined and the 2-3 years after they were probably the strongest fanbase here.



Cowboy hate is never irrational and always justified.
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Cowboys, Manziel and VY are all the same to me. When the Texans sucked all we heard was loud Cowboy fans telling us how bad were are and the VY zealots how we screwed up passing on him. Once it turned around, VY disappeared and the Cowboys realized how dumb Jones is they vanished.

Now the Manziel shit is on repeat. Cowboy fans haven't returned because as Cashman stated: while Jerruh is there they really have chance.
 
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ConradCervantes

Banned
jakncoke said:
lol they are basically a dead cult in here now, when I first joined and the 2-3 years after they were probably the strongest fanbase here.



Cowboy hate is never irrational and always justified.
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Yup. I started watching football right when Johnson was reviving the dynasty and the Cowboys were kicking the Packers' asses in the playoffs year after year. I take immense satisfaction in their mediocrity year in and year out.
 
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cashman

Banned
StylesClash said:
As I stated before. Saints fan but not part of the who dat nation mainly because I despise the phrase who dat.

As for the cowboys thing: my hate is irrational and unjustified but I haven't liked them for quite some time even though they always draft LSU guys (which kills me inside).
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The Cowboys hate aside, you are always welcome to join the CFB thread! One of the mods in that thread is also the lone LSU fan, he could definitely use some company!
 
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