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[Fox318]

It's insane. All you read is how Revis is picking off Brady left and right. The defense has been the star of camp so far. Should I worry about Brady or be happy about Revis? I don't know.



I have never brought a number of an Embassy with me. The European Union is one big free for all, I don't think I would even need it. You can travel between countries freely here.

"Free"

 

[Sweeney Tom]

What would Gronk do?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

If I were going to get all butthurt about spoilers? Fuck yeah I wouldn't be on GAF. I wouldn't even be on the internet.

Why is that so crazy? People can't go a day without GAF? :jnc



It's the fastest way to get through TSA security, although I suppose you might not have to deal with that over in Europe. I wear a tee shirt and basketball shorts with slippers on planes. They make you remove your shoes and your belt when you go through the metal detector/X-ray anyway, might as well reduce the inconvenience.

I just wear shoes that I can quickly take off when traveling to the US. Here you don't have to take them off. I always take my belt off and put it in my carry-on bag when I clear security to speed up the process.

My man!

GRONK GRONK

"Free"

ANGELA AIN'T THE BOSS OF ME!

 

[Bread]

If I were going to get all butthurt about spoilers? Fuck yeah I wouldn't be on GAF. I wouldn't even be on the internet.

Why is that so crazy? People can't go a day without GAF? :jnc

You don't go on the internet if you're going to watch a new movie that night!? You are weird.

 

[cdyhybrid]

You don't go on the internet if you're going to watch a new movie that night!? You are weird.

I do, because I don't really care about spoilers. These nerds throwing hissy fits shouldn't be, though.

 

[Fox318]

ANGELA AIN'T THE BOSS OF ME!

"You have my go order, take care of the dissenter"

 

[bionic77]

117 pounds is womens weight?
Also fuck walking if I have to run for my life from dogs. thats why I have a car.

That is pretty low. Probably to the point where it isn't healthy. I am not a doctor so take they with a grain of salt.

I put windows 8.1 on my PC and I hated it at first but I've gotten the hang of it now, it's pretty neat and fast as hell. As long as you ignore the whole 'apps' bullshit and re-learn to do a few things, it's a very good version of windows.

Not a fan.

Looks cool on a laptop with touch but not for me.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Rookie TE Jace Amaro suggested going from Texas Tech's offense to the Jets is like going from Chinese to English.

Amaro is reportedly struggling so badly that he's begun frustrating teammates, including Geno Smith. After another drop in Wednesday's practice, one teammate yelled "Can't catch a cold" at Amaro, who was later taken aside by GM John Idzik. Amaro should be left off the re-draft radar in fantasy leagues.

Jets Football. never changes.

 

[Fox318]

Jets Football. never changes.

Taken aside by the GM?

Fuck Idzik he should have picked a WR.

 

[MechDX]

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter · 1m
Beginning to look a lot like football season... RT @NFLprguy: After tonight, the next Thursday without an NFL game will be Christmas.

 

[Pro]

Matt Hasselbeck on being randomly tested for drugs:

"I also would like to thank the 3 men who administered my drug test for their professionalism & many compliments they threw my way."

http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/matt-hasselbeck-random-drug-test-073114

Lol.

 

[Confrontation]

Fuck em all. The more days with football, the better.

 

[Fox318]

Pre-season isn't real football.

Don't let the NFL fool you.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Beast Mode ending his holdout.

FOOTBALL!

 

[Himynameischris]

Pre-season isn't real football.

Don't let the NFL fool you.

We don't care, it's something to watch! (and talk about maybe)

 

[Fox318]

We don't care, it's something to watch! (and talk about maybe)

"Wow X player that won't make it on to the roster is better than Y player who will be a future fry cook"

 

[cajunator]

Pre-season isn't real football.

Don't let the NFL fool you.

Seeing players on my favorite team out on a field competing is absolutely football. It doesnt count on the scoreboard but its still fun to watch!

 

[Tamanon]

"Wow X player that won't make it on to the roster is better than Y player who will be a future fry cook"

Hey, it's our only chance to see Mark Sanchez and Blaine Gabbert.

 

[StriKeVillain]

We don't care, it's something to watch! (and talk about maybe)

And most importantly...

Spoiler

Gamble on

 

[ShaneB]

Pre-season isn't real football.

Don't let the NFL fool you.

It's two NFL teams running practice plays against each other! I'll take it,

 

[MechDX]

And most importantly...

Spoiler

Gamble on

If you gamble on preseason games you are an idiot.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Pre-season isn't real football.

Don't let the NFL fool you.

Jets football isn't real football either

 

[bionic77]

Pre-season isn't real football.

Don't let the NFL fool you.

What the jets do isn't real football either but that doesn't stop you and millions of other fools from following them.

Preseason is fun for looking at new players. Nothing like seeing the rooks running at game speed. You can't disguise Fatfords gut on the field or the fact that Troy lost 2 steps.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

We need to get some meat on cajun's bones. You're a growing boy for goodness sakes.

Greg, Operation Wings is a go. I repeat, Operation Wings is a go

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

No excitement for the HOF game.

Every year I get pumped, watch it for 5 minutes then remember it's football in disguise.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Gata and Bionic saying the exact same thing.

They are like bros now.

 

[darkside31337]

Jets football isn't real football either

Neither is Jags football dude.

 

[cajunator]

"Wow X player that won't make it on to the roster is better than Y player who will be a future fry cook"

might be true but in the Saints' case the roster is so loaded with talent some very good players will be on the bubble and get cut or put on PS. Its a time to see what unexpected players will shine and which rookies are getting it and which have work to do.

 

[MechDX]

http://www.houstontexans.com/news/a...catchers/c759e8e4-751c-491d-946d-76645b3c649f

7. I went to Texas A&M's first Pro Day, because, well, the Aggies had two of them, if you recall. But, that's neither here nor there, but on that first Pro Day, WR Travis Labhart (No. 17) performed extremely well. His 20-yard shuttle, 3-cone drill and 40-yard dash were on par with some of the best receivers in the 2014 draft class. A few of us chatted him up after the workout and jokingly said "hey, would love to see you in Houston", not thinking it would actually happen. Thankfully, it did because he's been outstanding since arriving back in May. I saw him drop one quick screen early on day one in pads. That's the only drop I've seen. He's made diving catches, catches on fourth down, catches across the middle and catches in the end zone. I don't know how the numbers will shake out for him come Cut Week/Day but he's making it difficult for this staff to let him go.

May not make the squad BG. You may get lucky

 

[Goro Majima]

Had to stop for some dinner on my way back to Houston

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Gata and Bionic saying the exact same thing.

They are like bros now.

bionic, put down the gun bro.

It ain't worth it. Think about your wife and kids man

 

[cdyhybrid]

Jets football isn't real football either

What the jets do isn't real football either but that doesn't stop you and millions of other fools from following them.

Preseason is fun for looking at new players. Nothing like seeing the rooks running at game speed. You can't disguise Fatfords gut on the field or the fact that Troy lost 2 steps.

:jnc

 

[bionic77]

Gata and Bionic saying the exact same thing.

They are like bros now.

Even a moran like Gata knows the Jets suck.

No star for him for stating the obvious. He is still in the special kids classroom until he learns to act like a normal human being.

 

[Bowser]

We need to get some meat on cajun's bones. You're a growing boy for goodness sakes.

Meh, I'm 5'6", ~138...although I suppose that still puts me 20lbs up on cajun.

Plus I got dat lean mass, none of that stick figure shit.

 

[brentech]

bionic, put down the gun bro.

It ain't worth it. Think about your wife and kids man

Geez, way force him to end it.

 

[cajunator]

Had to stop for some dinner on my way back to Houston

probably only a matter of time before that restaurant makes it to here. ITs still just a hamburger though when all is said and done. It can only be so tasty.

 

[Tamanon]

Neither is Jags football dude.

I appreciate the thought and efficiency you put into this post. Most people would've made their own joke, but you were able to change it by just using the first word you saw. I'm just happy you didn't say "Neither is ball football dude" or "Neither is granny porn dude". You stayed in your humor comfort zone, because experimenting could go really wrong.

Sometimes you just have to take the walk.

 

[bionic77]

Meh, I'm 5'6", ~138...although I suppose that still puts me 20lbs up on cajun.

Plus I got dat lean mass, none of that stick figure shit.

I am 6'2 and my weight when I am in good shape is about 185.

I thought I was skinny until I saw Cajuns weight. Most of us could dunk Cajun at that weight.

 

[Bowser]

I am 6'2 and my weight when I am in good shape is about 185.

I thought I was skinny until I saw Cajuns weight. Most of us could dunk Cajun at that weight.

My weight when I was a fat ass topped out around 175 lol

Dem short people problems ;_;

 

[Spinluck]

Had to stop for some dinner on my way back to Houston

Someday the East Coast will get the one thing I want from the West Coast :'(

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Had to stop for some dinner on my way back to Houston

smh

 

[cdyhybrid]

Someday the East Coast will get the one thing I want from the West Coast :'(

I assume that one thing is "everything".

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I am 6'2 and my weight when I am in good shape is about 185.

I thought I was skinny until I saw Cajuns weight. Most of us could dunk Cajun at that weight.

Same here, man. I am 6'2" 195 lbs. right now... Must be all those fluffernutters...

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Pre-season isn't real football.

Don't let the NFL fool you.

Admit it: this is the only chance you have to see Manziel, Bridgewater, and Bortles all play in the NFL in 2014, and there's a decent-to-good chance you don't see any of those three play this regular season.

 

[Fox318]

Fugata sounds like a designer grand.

 

[Tamanon]

Admit it: this is the only chance you have to see Manziel, Bridgewater, and Bortles all play in the NFL in 2014, and there's a decent-to-good chance you don't see any of those three play this regular season.

Henne's good for at least one injury a year. Bortles will get his time.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Neither is Jags football dude.

 

[Himynameischris]

Had to stop for some dinner on my way back to Houston

you're a good dude wienke


Edit: I can't wait to see our 'up beat' offense

 

[cdyhybrid]

Same here, man. I am 6'2" 195 lbs. right now... Must be all those fluffernutters...

Fluffernutter sounds like a really naughty sexual technique.

"Yeah, I warmed her up with a homemade candlelight dinner so she would let me give her the fluffernutter for 2 hours"

http://a.pomf.se/dakeau.gif[img][/QUOTE]

This also needs to be in the Week 1 OP with the Dolphins credo shirt.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Neither is Jags football dude.

Revis in a Patriots jersey is real