Let us celebrate with coors light.
I hold a special place in my heart for the Texan cheerleaders, they started following me on Twitter.
You haven't lived until you've had your salad tossed.
How strange. Two of them did that this morning for me. May I have your handle?
Lions V. WSHTwo teams no one gives a shit about are playing.
Must be Thursday.
So Randy Moss is at Pats practice today That's the only thing that really bothers me about 07. Randy Moss deserves a super bowl win. Was my favorite player when he was on the team, and don't care if he can be a diva at times. Thought it was real shitty by the Boston sports media/Patriots media bringing up all this garbage about him when they traded him. Hate when they do that. The Red Sox are still the kings of smear campaigns when a fan favorite doesn't resign or is traded.
Nothing they do matters.
They have decibel contests against the Seahawks. The Seahawks have been to two consecutive Super Bowls. Joe Montana and Marcus Allen won our last playoff game.
Here are actual things I have heard about Alex Smith since his arrival in Kansas City:
He is just like Aaron Rodgers except more of a game-manager
He is just like Tom Brady except can run and doesnt take as many risks
The reason the 49ers went with Kaepernick before him was that didnt like his style of play. He is clearly the better of the two
Behind Manning and Brady I dont think there is a better quarterback in the AFC
Hes probably the best scrambler in the league behind Michael Vick (circa 2014)
The most redeeming quality about our coach is that he could probably eat another coach if provoked.
Chiefs fans believe that our favorite team is among the proudest and most storied franchises in NFL history. Never mind the fact that weve won three playoff games in 45 years and zero in the last 21 years. In reality, the only thing we have over the Browns is that we can occasionally muster 10 or 11 wins before getting humiliated in the postseason.
When the Chiefs blew that 28-point lead in the second half of the Wild Card game versus the Colts a couple of years ago, my friend, who I was watching the game with, would periodically look at me out of the corner of his eye from the other couch. Never once to make fun of me, but to see the EXACT moment when he knew he should leave. I curled up under a blanket and pulled it up to my chin with about three minutes left in the game. They lost. He got up, silent, didnt say a single word to me as he left. No contact at all until three weeks later when he texted me, God, I am so fucking sorry.
There have been more deaths in our stadiums parking lot during my lifetime than Chiefs playoff wins.
http://time.com/4004050/tim-tebow-eagles-raven-fight/Tebows team was co-practicing with the Baltimore Ravens on Wednesday when, for unclear reasons, a fight broke out between the teams. The quarterback then stepped in, according to Sports Illustrated, and cooled tempers. Bleacher Reports Mike Tanier wrote that the players [parted] like the Red Sea when Tebow intervened.
Hate to give this douche attention but he posted some good stuff from the Dolphins/Panthers Practice,
@christrejo
Lies!!
Savage.
John Harbaugh compares training camp to childbirth
Not the best choice for comparison. Womens groups going to have a field day
Gronk is gonna break Moss his TD record this year
Last season the KC Chiefs beat both the Patriots and Seahawks. They beat the Patriots so badly it motivated Tom Brady to become the Ballgahzi anti-hero champion that he now is. Those same Chiefs also got their asses kicked by the Tennessee Titans and Oakland Raiders. In fact, no matter how shitty people think the Raiders are, theyll always beat the Chiefs once a year. Jamarcus Russell has two career wins over the Chiefs.
Oh shit! A double header.Lions V. WSH
Bills V. Browns
Yup.Police in Boston
They can always say at least we are not the raiders.
Seriously, if they were in another division I would feel bad for them.
Kansas City Chiefs(H) is 50-48-2 against Oakland Raiders(A)
2010's: 4-6
@AZCardinals: According to HC Bruce Arians Corey Peters tore his Achilles and will be out of the season.
#CardsCamp
They can always say at least we are not the raiders.
Seriously, if they were in another division I would feel bad for them.
Nobody gets a free pass on Disrespect Thursday. Not even long hair trips. Hehewhat's up with this?
why you gotta disrespect purple trunk era H.
You should not be giving MRSA good things to feel about.
This is also a great site I never have seen.
Broncos on a seven game win streak versus evil incarnate.
Series records : Oakland Raiders(H) is 53-45-1 against Denver Broncos(A)
Fuck off asshole
Series records : Oakland Raiders(H) is 53-45-1 against Denver Broncos(A)
Fuck off asshole
get emSeries records : Oakland Raiders(H) is 53-45-1 against Denver Broncos(A)
Fuck off asshole
We should all run a beer mile.
Thats where you chug a beer after each lap right?
F the Raiders. We love playing them. Even Jesus at QB we can beat them.Series records : Oakland Raiders(H) is 53-45-1 against Denver Broncos(A)
Fuck off asshole
Next up: the Philadelphia Eagles.
F the Raiders. We love playing them. Even Jesus at QB we can beat them.
I remember when McFadden was good
And the next 9 games we beat you 7 out of 9 times with an average score of 34 points per game for the Broncos and only 19 for the Raiders.
With the last two being 41 to 17 and 47 to 14.
That's recent history, but I won't hate you. I hope that when Peyton wins one and retires we can be even again with great games, not the two decades of domination we've had to endure by the Broncos.
John Harbaugh compares training camp to childbirth
Not the best choice for comparison. Womens groups going to have a field day
Gronk is gonna break Moss his TD record this year
Most of/or all wins are against Mech's Oilers. How many wins against the new Titan name?Series records : Oakland Raiders(H) is 21-14 against Tennessee Titans(A)
Oh gawd.
Fair enough.
When Peyton wins the Lombardi to tie us up with the Raiders, it will be me that will have the last laugh!
Most of/or all wins are against Mech's Oilers. How many wins against the new Titan name?
Look at these Broncos and Titans goons coming at me. If only cajun were still around, he's got my back.