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Having a hard time deciding what to drink tonight. Help me out friends.

Make a Planter's Punch.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Having a hard time deciding what to drink tonight. Help me out friends.

I have this:

 

[Goro Majima]

They broke up before she found out she was pregnant.

And the Pats totally didn't cheat and coerce their way to 4 fraudulent Super Bowl wins.

Adorable.

 

[Pepiope]

altpost: 4 great asterisks between 2 shit teams

Only won by 3 in the Super Bowl while cheating. Disgraceful.

 

[brentech]

Then write about something that interests you and stop whining about other peoples conversations like an entitled, hormonal, teenage girl.

What part of 6TD passes in uninteresting to you?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

And the Pats totally didn't cheat and coerce their way to 4 fraudulent Super Bowl wins.

Adorable.

2 times in the last 10 years we could've gotten a Patriots/packers Superbowl but the packers had to comically lose both times.

 

[Shia_Labeouf]

What part of 6TD passes in uninteresting to you?

The part where it's from Matt Flynn.

 

[Malalaw]

I have this

How's that?

Make a Planter's Punch.

Never had.

 

[cdyhybrid]

How's that?

I like it.

 

[bionic77]

You forgot about dumping pregnant girlfriends also.

Listing all of their crimes would take forever. And honestly these are just the things we know about. Thats the thing about criminals, liars and cheaters. You are only aware of the shady stuff they do when they are caught. Since the Pats never cop to anything we will have to assume that the shit they were actually caught doing is the tip of the iceberg.

Pretty awesome that the two best QB's in Jets history were Packers castoffs.

Brent and who else?

 

[cdyhybrid]

Listing all of their crimes would take forever. And honestly these are just the things we know about. Thats the thing about criminals, liars and cheaters. You are only aware of the shady stuff they do when they are caught. Since the Pats never cop to anything we will have to assume that the shit they were actually caught doing is the tip of the iceberg.


Brent and who else?

HoFlynn!

 

[eznark]

Brent and who else?

So glad we broke up

 

[Hunter S.]

What part of 6TD passes in uninteresting to you?

The whole QB comparison going on here is because these players are the Pats and Broncos possible future starting QBs in the not too distant future. Thus it is an argument about who is better and who will be better. All good fun to AFC fans. I do not care about the NFC though.

 

[BigAT]

Pretty awesome that the two best QB's in Jets history were Packers castoffs.

Chadwick never played for the Packers.

 

[Sanjuro]

Chadwick never played for the Packers.

He only played for the music.

 

[eznark]

Chadwick never played for the Packers.

He is also no Favre/Flynn. Easily third best though. I guess Ken O'Brien and Sanchize would round out the top 5.

God damn, that's almost as depressing a list as the Bears.

 

[Sanjuro]

Jim McMahon. The original Patriots slayer.

 

[BigAT]

He is also no Favre/Flynn. Easily third best though. I guess Ken O'Brien and Sanchize would round out the top 5.

God damn, that's almost as depressing a list as the Bears.

I feel like you're disrespecting Tom Tupa. He could punt too!

 

[Goro Majima]

Cutler, McMahon.....Sid Luckman?

That's all I got off the top of my head.

 

[bionic77]

So glad we broke up

I have been busy as fuck. Can't complain though, it is good to be busy.

I did not see that they signed Flynn. Hope he stays safe. The mean streets of NY/NYC are not safe for quarterbacks.

 

[MechDX]

Cutler, McMahon.....Sid Luckman?

That's all I got off the top of my head.

Vince Evans.

For all we know he is still playing somewhere. the man was timeless
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Evans

Vincent Tobias Evans (born June 14, 1955 in Greensboro, North Carolina) is a former professional American football quarterback who was selected by the Chicago Bears in the sixth round (140th overall pick) of the 1977 NFL Draft. Evans, who played collegiately at USCEvans was the MVP of the 1977 Rose Bowl, played for the Bears, the USFL's Chicago Blitz and Denver Gold, and for the Los Angeles/Oakland Raiders in a career that spanned nearly 20 years from 1977 to 1995. Evans is the only player of the Chicago Bears to score a perfect quarterback rating in a game, doing so against the Green Bay Packers in 1980, completing 18 of 22 passes for 316 yards and three touchdowns. The game marked the first time since 1970 that a Bears quarterback threw for more than 300 yards.[1] Evans has three children: son Vincent Jr., son Noah who is currently a wide receiver at Whittier Christian High School, and daughter Krista.

In 1976 he threw for 1,440 yards with 10 TD vs 6 INT. He also completed 53.7% of his passes

 

[brentech]

HoFlynn!

His bust is probably already sitting in the warehouse.

So fierce.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Rex Grossman

 

[cdyhybrid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_shxzlTRK44

Cutler, McMahon.....Sid Luckman?

That's all I got off the top of my head.

Brian Griese, Sexy Rexy

 

[Goro Majima]

Sure we can add Grossman if we're doing top 5...

I just mean holy shit though.

 

[Himynameischris]

I was going to laugh at the QB talk but while our list includes two HOFers and one soon to be...after that we have Pennington and a bunch of nobodies. Anyways y'all can't bring me down today, I had some awesome tacos for lunch.

 

[JABEE]

"I would be a lot disappointed if I am not on the field Saturday".

My quarterback.

 

[Confrontation]

My quarterback.

Might use him in the shirtless league to win it all.

 

[Hindl]

Bradford's gotta be one of the least photogenic QBs in the league

 

[Line_HTX]

VS.

Im so conflicted. Hair vs chin

Kube looks like a goober. I'll take the chin and the Rick Ross.

I was going to laugh at the QB talk but while our list includes two HOFers and one soon to be...after that we have Pennington and a bunch of nobodies. Anyways y'all can't bring me down today, I had some awesome tacos for lunch.

I like your view of things. Dolphins fans are pretty chill.

 

[eznark]

"I would be a lot disappointed if I am not on the field Saturday".

My quarterback.

You don't deserve this, Jabs

 

[Dragon]

"I would be a lot disappointed if I am not on the field Saturday".

My quarterback.

 

[Godslay]

Kube looks like a goober. I'll take the chin and the Rick Ross.

I like your view of things. Dolphins fans are pretty chill.

You like Japanimation your bad taste is further confirmed by this post.

 

[MechDX]

You like Japanimation your bad taste is further confirmed by this post.

Hey now leave our resident animu alone. Every team should have one.

You can have Noodle.

 

[BigAT]

Bradford's gotta be one of the least photogenic QBs in the league

Would they let someone that isn't photogenic grace magazine covers?

 

[Himynameischris]

Hey now leave our resident animu alone. Every team should have one.

You can have Noodle.

Dolphin Gaf doesn't have one and we never will,

You like Japanimation your bad taste is further confirmed by this post.

I take offense to this,

Kube looks like a goober. I'll take the chin and the Rick Ross.



I like your view of things. Dolphins fans are pretty chill.

We really are, we get along with everyone! Even some pat fans! (Dutch we love you!)

 

[JABEE]

I always wonder why everyone is so concerned about Bradford staying healthy, but they rarely mention that the Cowboys have a QB in his late 30s who has had multiple major back surgeries. The drop-off for the Eagles is bad, but if Romo went down, the Cowboys would be just as fucked. I guess Romo has a history of playing through stuff, but I just thought it was odd looking around the league.

 

[Dega]

Dolphin Gaf doesn't have one and we never will,

I will find you one.

 

[JABEE]

You don't deserve this, Jabs

You know I didn't want this. We gave up a 2nd round pick in 2016 too.

I have to hope for the best.

 

[Line_HTX]

"I would be a lot disappointed if I am not on the field Saturday".

My quarterback.

I suddenly feel very bad just like how I felt bad when the Eagles lost the 3rd straight NFCC game... This post made me depressed...

You like Japanimation your bad taste is further confirmed by this post.

You wut mate?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Pretty sure there are some dolphin fans that are animus.

 

[Godslay]

Hey now leave our resident animu alone. Every team should have one.

You can have Noodle.

Fuck Noodle.

We've got Jello44, his bad taste is limited to animu as far as I can tell.

I take offense to this,

Good that means it is working.

 

[Goro Majima]

I always wonder why everyone is so concerned about Bradford staying healthy, but they rarely mention that the Cowboys have a QB in his late 30s who has had multiple major back surgeries. The drop-off for the Eagles is bad, but if Romo went down, the Cowboys would be just as fucked. I guess Romo has a history of playing through stuff, but I just thought it was odd looking around the league.

I think the logic is that you can use painkillers to get through abdominal and back injuries all week.

If your knee goes out, you're done.

 

[bionic77]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_shxzlTRK44



Brian Griese, Sexy Rexy

Wow my wife and Jimmy Graham have the same purse!

These are words you never want to hear about the new football free agent joining your team.

Fuck the cowardly Seahawks.

 

[Line_HTX]

Jello likes the Broncos?

 

[JABEE]

I think the logic is that you can use painkillers to get through abdominal and back injuries all week.

If your knee goes out, you're done.

Will Bradford make it to Thanksgiving? I hope so.

Outside of the most important position on the team, the Eagles are pretty good.

 

[MetalFearSolid]

Fuck Noodle.

We've got Jello44, his bad taste is limited to animu as far as I can tell.



Good that means it is working.

Slay you seeing Peter King on twitter, he is hyping the Broncos D. This season gonna be good. Broncos going to bring the heat, and the secondary gonna make it a NoFlyZone.

 

[MRSA]

I think the logic is that you can use painkillers to get through abdominal and back injuries all week.

If your knee goes out, you're done.

My friends pops had a toradol injection before the game and half time.

 

[BigAT]

I always wonder why everyone is so concerned about Bradford staying healthy, but they rarely mention that the Cowboys have a QB in his late 30s who has had multiple major back surgeries. The drop-off for the Eagles is bad, but if Romo went down, the Cowboys would be just as fucked. I guess Romo has a history of playing through stuff, but I just thought it was odd looking around the league.

Tony Romo has missed 2 games in the last 4 seasons.

Sam Bradford has missed 25 games in the last 2 seasons.

That's why.

 

[Himynameischris]

Fuck Noodle.

We've got Jello44, his bad taste is limited to animu as far as I can tell.



Good that means it is working.

But...

I will find you one.

Don't you dare, Dolphins Gaf is good people.