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[jakncoke]

Wow

#burntpenisfeeling

 

[Goro Majima]

Wow

Did you find a cure for baldness yet?

He makes a solid point.

 

[Line_HTX]

all texans qbs are stop gaps till hackenberg

I'm sorry, who's this Hackenberg fellow?

 

[rando14]

Wow

No healthcare or immunizations for the Bionic family!! Enjoy treating your oversized prostate with your walmart saw palmetto you big jerk!!

Did you find a cure for baldness yet?

He makes a solid point.

We gave him immunizations and antibiotics, he has no right to ask for more

 

[MechDX]

I'm sorry, who's this Hackenberg fellow?

Heavily recruited college QB that O' Brien convinced to attend Penn State even though they were being heavily sanctioned. Should be entering the draft next year

Connectionz!!

 

[jakncoke]

I'm sorry, who's this Hackenberg fellow?

your 1st round draft choice next year

 

[bionic77]

Did you find a cure for baldness yet?

He makes a solid point.

This was my point.

They are both solid dudes though Rando has horrible taste in qbs.

 

[Narag]

I would love for anything to OBLITERATE the Colts.

smh

 

[Godslay]

keep praying, your dreams may come true.

There's no reason to dream little loaf. Reality and history are on my side. Sadly, you don't control the narrative.

 

[rando14]

This was my point.

They are both solid dudes though Rando has horrible taste in qbs.

We can only play the hands we're dealt

 

[Line_HTX]

No healthcare or immunizations for the Bionic family!! Enjoy treating your oversized prostate with your walmart saw palmetto you big jerk!!

We gave him immunizations and antibiotics, he has no right to ask for more

You gave him prostate cancer D:

Heavily recruited college QB that O' Brien convinced to attend Penn State even though they were being heavily sanctioned. Should be entering the draft next year

Connectionz!!

Okay, next year huh... Is he at least good enough to look like an NFL QB?

 

[MechDX]

This was my point.

They are both solid dudes though Rando has horrible taste in qbs.

We can only play the hands we're dealt

I will not stand here and let any negativity against Russell stand! Good, clean American youth and you wish to tear him down? Why must you hate America?

 

[CrocMother]

bald shaming ITT smdh

 

[bionic77]

No healthcare or immunizations for the Bionic family!! Enjoy treating your oversized prostate with your walmart saw palmetto you big jerk!!



We gave him immunizations and antibiotics, he has no right to ask for more

Pretty sure some dudes and dudettes before your time gave us those. Those people would straight up have seen Wussle as a fraud 3 years ago. Not that I can say I am perfect. I also believed his lies for a long time.

 

[jakncoke]

You gave him prostate cancer D:



Okay, next year huh... Is he at least good enough to look like an NFL QB?

undecided. great arm. off and on accuracy. can be a teenage period bitch on the sidelines when things go wrong.

 

[bionic77]

I will not stand here and let any negativity against Russell stand! Good, clean American youth and you wish to tear him down? Why must you hate America?

Bitch could not get a single yard in the biggest game of his life.

And now he is pretending to be a virgin?

What exactly is there to like about this fraud?

I believed in him and it was all lies!

 

[Bread]

There's no reason to dream little loaf. Reality and history are on my side. Sadly, you don't control the narrative.

lol your sense of nobility in all this is so strange

 

[Alligatorjandro]

lol your sense of nobility in all this is so strange

You cannot control the narrative.

 

[Goro Majima]

You all need Tebow in your lives instead of following Wussle.

 

[Narag]

I'll always remember Russell Wilson as the guy that threw the game winning pass for the Patriots in Super Bowl XLIX.

 

[bionic77]

We can only play the hands we're dealt

You have to be honest.

My qb is a fat rapist. Yours is a fake ass fraud bitch.

Don't be a Pats fan and pretend to be what you are not!

 

[Line_HTX]

undecided. great arm. off and on accuracy. can be a teenage period bitch on the sidelines when things go wrong.

Then he's not Houston's 1st Round choice. He's probably from your part of town, so he's Shet when the game looks bad.

 

[rando14]

I will not stand here and let any negativity against Russell stand! Good, clean American youth and you wish to tear him down? Why must you hate America?

Bitch could not get a single yard in the biggest game of his life.

And now he is pretending to be a virgin?

What exactly is there to like about this fraud?

I believed in him and it was all lies!

He is still young, I can only pray for redemption!!



"Let the redeemed of the LORD tell their story-- those he redeemed from the hand of the foe." Psalm 107:2

*prays

 

[jakncoke]

Then he's not Houston's 1st Round choice. He's probably from your part of town, so he's Shet when the game looks bad.

actually. you're wrong. he will be !

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'll always remember Russell Wilson as the guy that threw the game winning pass for the Patriots in Super Bowl XLIX.

I'm glad he did.

 

[Bread]

You cannot control the narrative.

This is beyond you, your sins will be known and your family will disown you.

 

[Goro Majima]

I see Line got rid of his weaboo bullshit avatar.

I'm telling you guys, football can cure that horrible disease!

 

[Line_HTX]

actually. you're wrong. he will be !

I'll toast a drink to your recommendations confirmed to be shit.

XD

I see Line got rid of his weaboo bullshit avatar.

I'm telling you guys, football can cure that horrible disease!

Only until tomorrow afternoon's NFLN game.

=D

 

[Godslay]

lol your sense of nobility in all this is so strange

Interpret it as you will.

You cannot control the narrative.

It's so true though.

What's the narrative of the Pats org with BB and Tom running the show?

To a Pats fan it's one thing, to everyone else it's another.

But I'm sure it's just envy and fear.

 

[MechDX]

I see Line got rid of his weaboo bullshit avatar.

I'm telling you guys, football can cure that horrible disease!

Power of fucking BOB!

 

[DMczaf]

the bucs are on monday night.



#hideourshame

 

[rando14]

Im not quite sure what is going on bw Slay and Breadigator ....

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Interpret it as you will.



It's so true though.

What's the narrative of the Pats org with BB and Tom running the show?

To a Pats fan it's one thing, to everyone else it's another.

But I'm sure it's just envy and fear.

To be honest, I don't really care about this stuff.

 

[Line_HTX]

Errydayum errydayum errydayum hustlin'

(sic)

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

i missed it yesterday but the niners traded TE Derek Carrier to the redskins for a (conditional?) 5th rounder. kind of bums me out because carrier had BY FAR the best hands of any of our TE's (not saying much when a couple of your TE's are vernon davis and vance mcdonald) but he showed a lot of good things in his opportunities last year. i guess it's tough because we have so many TE's so get something for him but whatever

 

[Himynameischris]

Man this is such a bullshit story. More like the Panthers just lost their #1 WR the day before and preferred to work on adjusting their offense to incorporate 2 TE sets and get new WRs accustomed to increased roles ON THE LAST FUCKING DAY OF TRAINING CAMP.

A Panthers source said it was mutually agreed upon, some bitch ass Phins player probably leaked it. Probably the DB that got burned time and again by Ginn during the practices.

It's a preseason game but I hope the first team whips Miami's ass.

Friend pls, Miami Media is reporting the same thing, that it was mutual no need for the hate when Suh wrecks Cam tonight.

The Dolphins, as an organization, want no part of this story. Dolphins coach Joe Philbin clearly has respect for Rivera, and conversations between the two men will probably stay between them.

A Panthers source, meanwhile, told the Charlotte Observer both defenses throttled down the pass rush in the two-minute drill but added that the change was mutually agreed upon.

Of course, there’s no way either side takes it easy Saturday night. It’ll be full-speed ahead for Ndamukong Suh, Cam Wake, Earl Mitchell and Olivier Vernon when the teams cap their week together in preseason game No. 2.

 

[jakncoke]

I'll toast a drink to your recommendations confirmed to be shit.

XD



Only until tomorrow afternoon's NFLN game.

=D

pls be excited for hack attack

 

[MechDX]

Friend pls, Miami Media is reporting the same thing, that it was mutual no need for the hate when Suh wrecks Cam tonight.

I miss EMFM and his Barry White like voice.

 

[Trey]

I'll always remember Russell Wilson as the guy that threw the game winning pass for the Patriots in Super Bowl XLIX.

seems like he has a habit of throwing game winning interceptions.

 

[rando14]

seems like he has a habit of throwing game winning interceptions.

??

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

rando which guy should i imagine you as on The Knick?

 

[Bread]

Interpret it as you will.



It's so true though.

What's the narrative of the Pats org with BB and Tom running the show?

To a Pats fan it's one thing, to everyone else it's another.

But I'm sure it's just envy and fear.

whatever helps you sleep at night (and deflect attention away from peyton choking again)

 

[Line_HTX]

NRG Stadium grass will look perfect tonight.

 

[jakncoke]

yall are chochas

 

[Godslay]

whatever helps you sleep at night (and deflect attention away from peyton choking again)

The only thing that helps me sleep at night is your tired attempts at pointing out the obvious.

 

[Malalaw]

http://www.twitch.tv/deeptopgaming

Playing DMC on Ps4. Come pal around!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

The only thing that helps me sleep at night is your tired attempts at pointing out the obvious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p56tmkT7_VA

 

[Bowser]

Friend pls, Miami Media is reporting the same thing, that it was mutual no need for the hate when Suh wrecks Cam tonight.

Sorry friend, it was the combination of being hangry and seeing a filthy burnt penis Falcons fan the story that set me off.

Here, take this olive branch:

 

[CrocMother]

The official franchise ranking:

Super Bowl Championship (1966-Present): 20 Points
World Championship (1920-1965): 12 Points
Conference Championship (1960-Present): 10 Points
Division Championship: 6 Points
Playoff Appearance: 4 Points

Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee (Main Contribution): 8 Points
AP MVP* (1957-Present): 6 Points
AP Offensive POY (1972-Present): 4 Points
AP Defensive POY (1971-Present): 4 Points

1. Packers (738 points)
2. Giants (646 points)
3. Steelers (640 points)
4. Bears (602 points)
5. Cowboys (590 points)
6. 49ers (548 points)
7. Colts (502 points)
8. Redskins (482 points)
9. Rams (450 points)
10. Browns (430 points)
11a. Raiders (404 points)
11b. Vikings (404 points)
13. Patriots (386 points)
14. Dolphins (350 points)
15. Broncos (344 points)
16. Eagles (330 points)
17. Lions (304 points
18. Bills (246 points)
19. Chiefs (220 points)
20a. Seahawks (202 points)
20b. Cardinals (202 points)
22a. Chargers (200 points)
22b. Titans (200 points)
24. Ravens (152 points)
25. Bengals (144 points)
26. Buccaneers (142 points)
27. Saints (136 points)
28. Jets (130 points)
29. Falcons (104 points)
30. Panthers (68 points)
31. Jaguars (36 points)
32. Texans (28 points)

ALL TIME TEAM WIN LOSS RECORDS

1. Cowboys (1960), 510-378-6 (.574)

2. Bears (1920), 752-563-42 (.570)

3. Packers (1921), 741-561-37 (.567)

4. Dolphins (1966), 443-345-4 (.562)

5. Ravens (1996), 183-143-1 (.561)

6. 49ers (1946), 584-460-16 (.558)

7. Patriots (1960), 478-395-9 (.547)

8. Giants (1925), 691-581-33 (.542)

9. Broncos (1960), 464-401-10 (.536)

10. Raiders (1960), 462-406-11 (.532)

11. Vikings (1961), 457-401-10 (.532)

12. Colts (1953), 508-448-7 (.531)

13. Browns (1946), 521-462-13 (.530)

14. Steelers (1933), 613-546-20 (.528)

15. Chiefs (1960), 432-415-12 (.510)

16. Redskins (1932), 592-586-27 (.502)

17. Chargers (1960), 428-425-11 (.502)

18. Seahawks (1976), 319-320-0 (.499)

19.Rams (1937), 552-555-21 (.499)

20. Eagles (1933), 560-594-26 (.486)

21. Titans (1960), 415-448-6 (.481)

22. Panthers (1995), 158-173-1 (.474)

23. Bills (1960), 399-458-8 (.466)

24. Lions (1930), 541-637-32 (.460)

25. Jaguars (1995), 152-179-0 (.459)

26. Jets (1960), 389-464-8 (.456)

27. Bengals (1968), 331-408-3 (.448)

28. Saints (1967), 331-418-5 (.442)

29. Falcons (1966), 329-436-6 (.431)

30. Texans (2002), 90-122-0 (.425)

31. Cardinals (1920), 528-729-39 (.422)

32. Buccaneers (1976), 241-385-1 (.385)

this isn't from any verified publication or anything. it's just off "the internet", mildly interesting. confirms Eagles as worthless franchise.

 

[Godslay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p56tmkT7_VA

What is eerie about that clip is that there is a sign in the audience that says John 3:16.

Who is associated with John 3:16?

Tebow.

Simpsons prophesied it.