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[Alligatorjandro]

What?

He had a head injury?

 

[eznark]

Hydration improves headaches, internet explodes.

 

[MechDX]

Man, that must be some good secret water!

http://recoverywater.com/
Find it at your local retailer now!

Athlete endorses sponsored product, Internet goes crazy!!

It cures concussions? NFL problem solved.

The Texans could have had Teddy Bridgewater.

Look Im dealing with a lot of shit. I don't need you coming in here and stating the obvious about captain small knees

 

[Bronx-Man]

What?

 

[rando14]

As someone in med school you should know the danger of endorsing something and claiming it has "healing properties".

Fools will be fools and get medical advice from non-medical professionals. Same people who buy this water will be the ones who don't vaccinate their kids :\

EDIT: That's partly why I hate Dr Oz so much tbh....

 

[cdyhybrid]

We just need to get bionic as our legal advisor, then we can get Russell on board and strike it rich!

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

HBO should just cut the shit and follow Watt around for an hour. You know that's what they really want.

 

[Milchjon]

Fools will be fools and get medical advice from non-medical professionals. Same people who buy this water will be the ones who don't vaccinate their kids :\

EDIT: That's partly why I hate Dr Oz so much tbh....

So Russ is Jenny McCarthy?

 

[Himynameischris]

Fools will be fools and get medical advice from non-medical professionals. Same people who buy this water will be the ones who don't vaccinate their kids :\

EDIT: That's partly why I hate Dr Oz so much tbh....

I hate him too, my sister believes that garbage, it brings me great shame.

 

[MechDX]

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet · 1m1 minute ago
Jay Gruden said #Skins OLB Junior Galette suffered a lower leg injury at practice, and I’m told it’s an Achilles. Potentially very serious.

Wonder if he got hit on a beach somewhere

Matt Miller ‏@nfldraftscout · 32s33 seconds ago

Matt Miller retweeted Ian Rapoport
Sounds like he needs a case of Recovery Water™ stat!

/DEAD

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Russell Wilson is evil

 

[Shia_Labeouf]

The segment with BO'B's son is crushing my dark heart.

 

[rando14]

So Russ is Jenny McCarthy?

Yeah, advocating not getting vaccinated for polio, diphtheria, and tuberculosis is probably on the same level as what Russ is doing

 

[Shia_Labeouf]

Yeah, advocating not getting vaccinated for polio, diphtheria, and tuberculosis is probably on the same level as what Russ is doing

How many kids must die before we listen to Russell Wilson and feed them more Recovery Water?

 

[bionic77]

Wilson also says he is a franchise qb, a man, a born again virgin and claims that he is not a complete fraud and choker and it is the magic water that drives people crazy?

 

[crimzonflame]

Doesnt this go against your list. I thought you hated the Steelers

I do hate the Steelers but Black QB takes priority. However, I will only cheer for the Steelers if Ben gets hurt and Vick gets to play.

 

[Striker]

Osi's banner left out the best pic, tho

 

[eznark]

Still waiting on someone to prove Recovery Water didn't heal Wilson's head injury.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Osi's banner left out the best pic, tho

I give this pic a

out of 10.

 

[MechDX]

I will NEVER buy a PS4 or Madden ever

 

[Milchjon]

Osi is pretty much the worst ambassador to Europe the NFL could send.

Fuck him.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I will NEVER buy a PS4 or Madden ever

You really hate probably the second best QB in the history of your franchise that much, huh?

 

[Himynameischris]

I give this pic a

out of 10.

:jnc

 

[jakncoke]

Is this true blackghost

 

[brentech]

Still waiting on someone to prove Recovery Water didn't heal Wilson's head injury.

Dude is like the ultimate snake oil customer.

 

[Limited Edition]

One worker dies and another injured while working on Vikings new stadium, that really sucks.

Yup. Sounds like wind caused some scaffolding to collapse. Construction halted for the day.

 

[gutshot]

please quote for link to spreadsheet

Added myself to the sheet. Follow me on Twitter, brehs!

 

[Line_HTX]

Good afternoon.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Raiders pick up Taylor Mays. Remember when he was going to be a top 5 pick?

 

[bionic77]

Still waiting on someone to prove Recovery Water didn't heal Wilson's head injury.

First prove to us that he had one.

That fraud probably faked the head injury to cover for his shit performance just in case the Packers did not totally choke.

 

[Shia_Labeouf]

Still waiting on someone to prove Recovery Water didn't heal Wilson's head injury.

He's probably just hoping it'll reseal Ciara's shit up.

 

[Dragon]

Yeah, advocating not getting vaccinated for polio, diphtheria, and tuberculosis is probably on the same level as what Russ is doing

Not having sex with Rihanna is pretty vile bro.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Junior Gallette feared to have torn his achilles per Rapoport

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Not having sex with Rihanna is pretty vile bro.

Only NFL star having sex with Rihanna is Mychal Kendricks.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Raiders pick up Taylor Mays. Remember when he was going to be a top 5 pick?

I remember when he got really indignant over Pete picking Earl Thomas over him.

Not having sex with Rihanna is pretty vile bro.

Boston sports fan being racist, nothing to see here.

 

[Line_HTX]

Vick > Ben

 

[WesternHeretic]

Russell Wilson is evil

He donated you a fucking superbowl. I don't know how more nice he can be. Anyone else in that situation would of taken the SB ring by giving it to beast mode!

Raiders pick up Taylor Mays. Remember when he was going to be a top 5 pick?

I knew him back in high school, damn I thought he was gonna make it!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Good afternoon everyone.

 

[jmdajr]

Maybe Russell should get in touch with Daniel Bryan.

you know.

 

[Goro Majima]

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon everyone.

Good morning!

 

[Limited Edition]

Good morning!

It's morning everywhere for some people.

Good morning!

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Did you wake up from the wrong side of the bed or something?

 

[jmdajr]

The Texans could have had Teddy Bridgewater.

We could have also had Aaron Rodgers.

Travis Johnson worked out well though. As did David Carr.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Go Hawks

Also, cofy.

 

[Dragon]

I will NEVER buy a PS4 or Madden ever

I don't want you and your hello kitty ass anywhere near Playstation Network!

Edit: And fuck you TDR! You were my boy, now you're just a Dolphins fan!

Boston sports fan being racist, nothing to see here.

lol, my bad, Ciara!

 

[jakncoke]

Vick > Ben

you arent crimzon

 

[Striker]

I give this pic a

out of 10.

From Tom Coughlin's interview with the media

Q: It is a special day for Osi. Any thoughts on today?

A: I just smile when I think of --- I have this picture in my mind and it will always be there and I smile every time I think of it. It is that picture on the wall where 72 (Umenyiora), 92 (Strahan) and 91 (Tuck) are walking away from Brady who is laying on the ground in Super Bowl 42 and I just have that picture and every time I think of that, I think of Osi and I think of Strahan and I think of Tuck and I just smile. It will always be there.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Well, my mortgage pre-approval letter came through today. It's time to start seriously house hunting!

Get a house inspection! Don't cheap out!

 

[Goro Majima]

It's morning everywhere for some people.

Good morning!

Did you wake up from the wrong side of the bed or something?

You guys already forgot about cajun

RIP

 

[hwalker84]

Seeing my fellow Steelers fans meltdown over Vick is hilarious. I may just get a Vick jersey to spite everyone.