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[Plasticine]

NFL-GAF gets to watch my Falcons in action

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Who is he?

NY beat writer and radio guy, also confessed racist apparently

 

[Eleuin]

Congrats Mala

 

[Himynameischris]

Congrats bro! My youngest had her first day of kindergarten today, and I'm at her first soccer practice now. It goes quick.

Also, am I crazy, or is August 11th seem early for school to start?

When I was in school we didn't start till after labor day but now schools are starting this week but they finish in May and we used to finish in June so I guess that's why.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

You could be the press guy for the Niners.

Your first assignment would be to make up shit about how Harbs ruined a good thing and then try to give all the credit to York.

You have to suck a lot of dicks to be in the mainstream media.

i would quit before giving any credit to jed "cum dumpster" york

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Did anyone post this yet? Oh well if someone did since Kave/BG need to see it again!
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-cleveland-browns-1723346122

Your 2014 record: 7-9. I’m as stunned as you are. They should hang a banner.

It’s amazing. Being the Browns means you exist on a permanent, endless assembly line of mechanized humiliation. I feel awful for Pettine. I hope he finds some measure of peace coaching the Bills linebackers a year from now. He deserves it.

I do these previews every year, and frankly I’m just wasting my time with the other 31 teams. The Browns are the original suck. They are the epicenter of suck. And it wasn’t always this way. Back in the 80s, the Browns used to be star-crossed but respectable. They failed NOBLY. That is no longer the case. As always, these are the impostor Browns. Ever watch a horror movie where a kid dies and the parents bring him back thanks to black magic and/or cloning and there’s something off about the new kid? That’s what the Browns are now.

The only person to ever come back to Cleveland is LeBron, and look what good that did him. Poor LeBron. It took just one season for Cleveland to wipe its failure all over him again. This town makes success seem utterly impossible. The ineptitude is transmutable. Jesus.

A few Fridays before Christmas, my company unceremoniously fired a co-worker who repeatedly walked off the job early to get drunk. He didn’t take the termination well, so we were told twice not to let him back into the building and to phone the police if he was spotted near the office. That weekend, the Browns lost a heartbreaking game to the Colts, a game they led for most of it only to see it slip away at the very end.

That Monday, the fired co-worker sent a text to me offering his heartfelt sympathy for the Browns loss. I couldn’t fucking believe what I was reading. Here was a guy with substance abuse issues, two children at home and no job right before Christmas, offering condolences that the Browns lost a tough game. It got me to think that if he ever went postal, I might be spared because of my pathetic loyalty for the Browns. Being a Browns fan might actually pay off for once!

 

[gutshot]

Think I just pulled a Jak. Went out to get some food but instead I somehow ended up coming home with a pack of beer. I saw signs for these bud light Browns can, and thought those are respectful as fuck. Bought a case of bud light but the kicker is I didn't even get the cool cans
-_-

Should've bought these beers instead.

 

[bionic77]

i would quit before giving any credit to jed "cum dumpster" york

You just lost your one and only chance to spend some serious one on one time with JGar.

 

[RBH]

http://i.imgur.com/8n0fOqD.gif[img][/QUOTE]

How violent :(

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Should've bought these beers instead.

Indy will pay for this.

 

[Himynameischris]

Should've bought these beers instead.

I found my new favorite beer

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

You just lost your one and only chance to spend some serious one on one time with JGar.

he works for the rams now.... and the rams will be back in LA soon. he'll be closer to me than ever!

 

[MechDX]

Itshappening.gif

 

[Bowser]

BOB with that potty mouth!

 

[MechDX]

BOB. Fucking BOB

 

[Jarnet87]

lol 30 seconds into hard knocks talking about their shitty qbs.

 

[Bowser]

lmao wtf is this start

 

[Line_HTX]

Damn, is BoB going in already?

:Jnc

 

[Bowser]

lol fucking Brady

"That is ICY...that is icy."

 

[BlackGhost]

Edit: nvm

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Time to see how hard Watt's gonna attention whore

 

[MRSA]

Celebrating Malalaw's parasite by having Popeyes and booze.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Should've bought these beers instead.

He sure does <3

 

[this_guy]

Hard knocks isn't available on HBO now live right?

I'm wondering the same. Game of Thrones used to be available a few minutes after the live show begins.

 

[Bowser]

o watup hillary

 

[cdyhybrid]

o watup hillary

 

[RBH]

Hard knocks isn't available on HBO now live right?

According to HBO, each episode will be available on HBO NOW (and HBO GO) at 5 p.m. ET, the day after it airs.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on...knocks-without-a-cable-subscription-this-year

 

[StoopKid]

.

 

[bionic77]

he works for the rams now.... and the rams will be back in LA soon. he'll be closer to me than ever!

You would have to be a PR whore to get to be the one who oils up JGar for those photo shoots.

If you are interested in the truth you should not be in the media or a Patriots fan (jesus those fans are insane, I am pretty close to being banned in that thread but they keep pushing me!).

 

[Jarnet87]

abdul's custom workout - designed specifically for the injury prone running back.

 

[Line_HTX]

Damn, I wish I could watch this episode... T_T

 

[Fox318]

I feel like the plane ticket is to cover something else up like drugs or guns

 

[MechDX]

Damn, I wish I could watch this episode... T_T

First 30 seconds made you want to punch a Colts fan in the face

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I feel like the plane ticket is to cover something else up like drugs or guns

Racist

 

[Himynameischris]

First 30 seconds made you want to punch a Colts fan in the face

They showed spin cooking?

 

[Fox318]

Racist

Would you really punch somebody over a charity plane ticket after he delt with a death?

 

[Bowser]

A Macho Man impression! hahaha

 

[MechDX]

Yeah fuck ESPN.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Wilfork is hilarious

And BOB comes off like a budget Rex Ryan in these team meetings.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Hope the Bills get Hard Knocks next year. I need more Rex Ryan.

 

[Bowser]

Does Vince Wilfork only own 2 t-shirts, a UM shirt and a plain black tee?

 

[bionic77]

I am almost convinced that Rex Ryan is the greatest coach of all time based upon the fuck show that is the Jets before and after him.

The Jets were at least professional and competent on one side of the ball while he was coach and actually contended for the SB for a few seasons.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Hoyer> iRG3

Y/N?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

I am almost convinced that Rex Ryan is the greatest coach of all time based upon the fuck show that is the Jets before and after him.

The Jets were at least professional and competent on one side of the ball while he was coach and actually contended for the SB for a few seasons.

he's pretty clearly a great defensive coach and while he wasn't great at putting shit together on offense he got to back to back AFC title games with mark sanchez

 

[Line_HTX]

First 30 seconds made you want to punch a Colts fan in the face

Ooh, I can feel like I want to already.

 

[bionic77]

he's pretty clearly a great defensive coach and while he wasn't great at putting shit together on offense he got to back to back AFC title games with mark sanchez

Considering what he and Harbs had to work with I think they should already be in the pro football hall of fame.

Compare that to a place like Pittsburgh where everything is professional and about football all the time. It makes a head coaches job that much easier. But when you work for mental midgets like Woody Johnson and Jedediah York the degree of difficulty is that much more impressive. Harbaugh and Rex had to do it all by themselves with no real support or help from the ownership or management.

Instead Harbs and Rex are a joke because Harbs is a little too passionate and Rex let the players fuck his wife on the side.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Of course DeAngelo Hall was the one who started the hostilities.

Of course it was

 

[Bowser]

lmao Hall, fucking owned

 

[Dominican Power]

DeAngelo Hall is such a clown.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

RG3 running into the brawl to see what was what and then bailing the fuck out and walking away before he got snuffed will never stop being hilarious.