• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

NFL Preseason/Training Camp/Disrespect 2015 |OT| - Building a better quarterback

Status
Not open for further replies.
R

RellyRell28

Banned
Spinluck said:
I don't really find a super gigantic huge butt hot if it looks completely out of proportion.

Same with gigantaurus boobs.

Relly needs help.

Examples of some nice ass:



With that said, yes, I would bang all of the women I can remember you posting.
Click to expand...

Those are nice asses indeed but I don't need help at all. I show those pics to my friends or co-workers and it gets a more positive reaction. Like I said it's a cultural difference(I'm not gonna say race difference though cause I know all types of race that would like the asses I post)
 
Goro Majima

Goro Majima

Kitty Genovese Member
MechDX said:
We have made such good progress and I even made a positive comment about Manziel getting his life in order. This cuts deep BG.

I thought of you at the beginning of that episode when BOB talks about disrespect.
Click to expand...

You made a positive comment about Manziel?

End of days.
 
C

Confrontation

Member
Going through hell right now. Was playing with the dog a couple of days ago and because she's still a young Boxer, she's fucking certifiably nuts (in a fun, playful way).

Anyway, I was playing keep-away with a soccer ball with my feet, bustin moves left and right, and for no particular reason she decided to jump up. What followed was an uppercut from the Gods, with her head right under my chin that even the famous "You goin' to jail now" busdriver would be jealous of. That isn't the worst bit, at that moment I had my mouth just a liiiittle bit open. Part of my tongue got caught between my teeth. Obviously a lot of bleeding but no serious cuts. Fast-forward to today and for some reason, several of those cuts have turned into canker sores. Like 4 beautifully positioned sores along the right side of my tongue. WHAT THE FUCK. I've never had this happen before whenever I would have a small cut.

This pain is unbearable. Can't drink, can't eat, can't speak. Even with the tongue in 'rest-mode', it's touching my teeth and it still fucking hurts.

FUCKING BROWNS.
 
A

AbortedWalrusFetus

Member
Confrontation said:
Going through hell right now. Was playing with the dog a couple of days ago and because she's still a young Boxer, she's fucking certifiably nuts (in a fun, playful way).

Anyway, I was playing keep-away with a soccer ball with my feet, bustin moves left and right, and for no particular reason she decided to jump up. What followed was an uppercut from the Gods, with her head right under my chin that even the famous "You goin' to jail now" busdriver would be jealous of. That isn't the worst bit, at that moment I had my mouth just a liiiittle bit open. Part of my tongue got caught between my teeth. Obviously a lot of bleeding but no serious cuts. Fast-forward to today and for some reason, several of those cuts have turned into canker sores. Like 4 beautifully positioned sores along the right side of my tongue. WHAT THE FUCK. I've never had this happen before whenever I would have a small cut.

This pain is unbearable. Can't drink, can't eat, can't speak. Even with the tongue in 'rest-mode', it's touching my teeth and it still fucking hurts.

FUCKING BROWNS.
Click to expand...

Yeesh, that sucks. I am sure doctors have some shit you can put on that to help with the pain and the exposure.
 
H

Himynameischris

Member
bionic77 said:
Actually the one mega rich dude I knew was actually really generous. He was always giving money away to charities and holding a lot of baller fundraisers for politicians (if you went to his house you would think that he was related to Bill and Hillary, both of whom he knew pretty well back then). My dad barely knew the guy and I needed a place to stay for 3 days when I was switching between apartments and he let me stay in his guest house and was super nice to me. If only his daughters were a little more comely my life could have turned out very differently!

As for why would you want to punch someone in the face? The heart wants what heart wants wienke.
Click to expand...

Wait so you'll have sex with a fat chick but you won't marry an uggo for money?
47581769.jpg
Click to expand...
 
B

bionic77

Member
Cmon chris you can't compare what you will do when you are dying of thirst versus a longterm life decision.

I can't imagine being married to someone I was not attracted to or that I did not love. Some things are truly worth more than money.
 
H

Himynameischris

Member
bionic77 said:
Cmon chris you can't compare what you will do when you are dying of thirst versus a longterm life decision.

I can't imagine being married to someone I was not attracted to or that I did not love. Some things are truly worth more than money.
Click to expand...

Just cuz you're married doesn't mean you can't cheat or get divorced and take half, you have options!


Edit: Is this what Kas has been talking about all along? I mean we know he doesn't actually watch football...maybe he's a huge lion king fan?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1094976

The epic storytelling of Disney's "The Lion King" continues with "The Lion Guard: Return of the Roar," a primetime television movie event premiering in November on Disney Channel. The movie follows Kion, the second-born cub of Simba and Nala, as he assumes the role of leader of the Lion Guard, a team of animals tasked with preserving the Pride Lands. The movie is a precursor to "The Lion Guard" television series, premiering in early 2016 on Disney Channels and Disney Junior channels around the globe.

James Earl Jones and Ernie Sabella reprise their roles from "The Lion King" as Mufasa and Pumbaa, respectively, alongside Rob Lowe ("The Grinder") as Simba and Gabrielle Union ("Being Mary Jane") as Nala. Max Charles ("The Strain") stars as Kion. The voice cast also includes Joshua Rush ("The Adventures of Puss in Boots") as Kion's best friend Bunga, a fearless honey badger; Atticus Shaffer ("The Middle") as Ono, an intellectual egret; Diamond White ("Sofia the First") as Fuli, a confident cheetah; and Dusan Brown ("Blaze and the Monster Machines") as Beshte, a friendly and good-spirited hippo.
Click to expand...
 
B

bionic77

Member
Himynameischris said:
Just cuz you're married doesn't mean you can't cheat or get divorced and take half, you have options!


Edit: Is this what Kas has been talking about all along? I mean we know he doesn't actually watch football...maybe he's a huge lion king fan?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1094976
Click to expand...
Cmon bro.

We are better than this. That play comes right out of the Patriots playbook. The only difference is they murder their wives and friends when they are no longer useful to save on that alimony, etc. But the idea is still the same and you should be ashamed for even thinking like that.
 
C

cajunator

Banned
Malalaw said:
Morning everyone!
Click to expand...

Good morning and congrats on being a Dad!
Everyone wants to punch our QB in the face.

Confrontation said:
Going through hell right now. Was playing with the dog a couple of days ago and because she's still a young Boxer, she's fucking certifiably nuts (in a fun, playful way).

Anyway, I was playing keep-away with a soccer ball with my feet, bustin moves left and right, and for no particular reason she decided to jump up. What followed was an uppercut from the Gods, with her head right under my chin that even the famous "You goin' to jail now" busdriver would be jealous of. That isn't the worst bit, at that moment I had my mouth just a liiiittle bit open. Part of my tongue got caught between my teeth. Obviously a lot of bleeding but no serious cuts. Fast-forward to today and for some reason, several of those cuts have turned into canker sores. Like 4 beautifully positioned sores along the right side of my tongue. WHAT THE FUCK. I've never had this happen before whenever I would have a small cut.

This pain is unbearable. Can't drink, can't eat, can't speak. Even with the tongue in 'rest-mode', it's touching my teeth and it still fucking hurts.

FUCKING BROWNS.
Click to expand...

Canker sores are the worst. All you can do is apply Kanka or orajel or anbesol and try to minimize contact with the sores and just bear with the pain until they heal.
 
H

Himynameischris

Member
bionic77 said:
Cmon bro.

We are better than this. That play comes right out of the Patriots playbook. The only difference is they murder their wives and friends when they are no longer useful to save on that alimony, etc. But the idea is still the same and you should be ashamed for even thinking like that.
Click to expand...

Whoa friend, let's not get crazy. I was just pointing out that there were options no need for hostilities.

RellyRell28 said:
At least a fat chick can actually look good. But then again an uggo chick can have a nice boody.
Click to expand...

See, there are positives.
Edit: your last post indicates that you're totally ok with that.

Greg said:
chris trejo honored marriage

RIP chris trejo
Click to expand...


:(
 
L

Line_HTX

Member
Good morning! [Kripparrian brofist]

MechDX said:
Bill O'Brien getting a noticeably louder welcome this morning as he arrives to the practice field. Must be #HardKnocks Effect. #TexansCamp


He got the entire city ready to punch someone
Click to expand...

Man, I wake up and I feel like punching various people in this thread. XD

20150811_texanstrainingcamp_btc_07.jpg


Bald MechDX using gang signs as a throwing motion. No respect.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

  • Poll
NFL '23/'24 |OT| Bradyless Edition
|OT| Social 26 27 28 29 30
1K
60K
12Goblins replied
  • Poll
2021 NFL Season | OT | "Some of those blokes are giving 110, 120%"
|OT| Social News 27 28 29 30 31
2K
78K
Smiggs replied
2020 NFL Draft: Zoom Meeting Edition
|OT| 2 3
134
9K
Moogle11 replied
  • Locked
NFL 2017 Week 1 |OT| - Look, Are You Ready for Some Football?
202 203 204 205 206
10K
465K
Gigglepoo replied
  • Locked
NFL Preseason/Training Camp Thread |OT| - Make America Great For Once
271 272 273 274 275
14K
501K
Futurevoid replied
Top Bottom