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" watch my game film and do the opposite"

"500 yards and a 3 ypc for a full season is something to be proud of"

 

[jbug617]

Jets TE Jace Amaro placed on IR

 

[chuckddd]

Haha, good 'ol Bruce, the female coach the Cards got so much praise for hiring is an intern that loses her job at the end of the preseason. 3 week position.

Did you seriously expect her to stay on staff?

 

[_woLf]

so are we going to turn fred jackson into an offensive lineman or what

was that joke already made? i'm probably late

 

[Frozenprince]

Did you seriously expect her to stay on staff?

It was a temporary internship. It was only SUPPOSED to last 3 weeks.

Also don't have kids it means you can't afford MGS5

 

[Shia_Labeouf]

Good grief.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Did you seriously expect her to stay on staff?

I just think it's funny that the Cards (and the NFL) are patting themselves on the back for a summer job.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

That's a fancy workplace right there.

I don't know if my cube, which I haven't cleaned in five years, could be considered fancy.

 

[Malalaw]

It was a temporary internship. It was only SUPPOSED to last 3 weeks.

Also don't have kids it means you can't afford MGS5

I have a three week old kid and he goes through diapers and wipes like the browns go through quarterbacks(forgive me BrownsGAF) and I can still afford whatever I want!

 

[BigAT]

I have a three week old kid and he goes through diapers like the browns go through quarterbacks(forgive me BrownsGAF) and I can still afford whatever I want!

Your kid's diaper deposits are pretty much on par with what the Browns put under center.

 

[Fantomex]

He'll probably end up being a great RB coach.

Can you imagine?

Coach what do I do when the there isn't a 15 foot hole to run through?
Beats me kid!

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

After having kids, money was never the problem playing video games. Ambition was.

Before I had a kid I didn't have shit better to do. That all changed when my daughter was born.

 

[Frozenprince]

I have a three week old kid and he goes through diapers like the browns go through quarterbacks(forgive me BrownsGAF) and I can still afford whatever I want!

Yeah but mines old enough where I have to buy him his own games and stuff.

Though really it's most my weekly budget being maxed, I just have to wait a week to get it.

But I can't, I think I may die inside.

After having kids, money was never the problem playing video games. Ambition was.

Before I had a kid I didn't have shit better to do. That all changed when my daughter was born.

Also this, time becoming a premium is something nobody really notices until it happens.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Also this, time becoming a premium is something nobody really notices until it happens.

I dunno, I have no kids and time is still a premium. There's never enough to do all of the stuff I want to do.

 

[Limited Edition]

"500 yards and a 3 ypc for a full season is something to be proud of"

" I may be the second worse RB ever, but I still suckered people into giving me millions."

 

[Line_HTX]

Family stopped in St. Louis for a few years when I was nine, when Big Mac joined the team and roided his way into our hearts and minds forever. I live in Wisconsin now, but I'll always be a Best Fan.

Mother of God...

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Mother of God...

I think I saw his family in a commercial once.

 

[Shia_Labeouf]

I dunno, I have no kids and time is still a premium. There's never enough to do all of the stuff I want to do.

There's the difference. No kid, so you still get to do stuff you want to do lol

 

[Frozenprince]

There's the difference. No kid, so you still get to do stuff you want to do lol

Yeah you might get to do less of it but you still get to do it.

 

[Milchjon]

I just realized I maybe shouldn't favorite fellow GAFfer's baby pics on Twitter when my user name is completely different and it makes me look like some random creep.

Sorry Malalaw

 

[BlackGhost]

I have a three week old kid and he goes through diapers and wipes like the browns go through quarterbacks(forgive me BrownsGAF) and I can still afford whatever I want!

Send us your kids scouting report.

 

[captive]

Haha, good 'ol Bruce, the female coach the Cards got so much praise for hiring is an intern that loses her job at the end of the preseason. 3 week position.

internships, how do they work.

 

[Dega]

I just realized I maybe shouldn't favorite fellow GAFfer's baby pics on Twitter when my user name is completely different and it makes me look like some random creep.

Sorry Malalaw

I've always thought you were that.

 

[Milchjon]

I've always thought you were that.

I walked into that, I guess.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

There's the difference. No kid, so you still get to do stuff you want to do lol

This is why I don't understand why everyone wants to have kids.

 

[chuckddd]

Is that a cup full of ketchup?

 

[AngmarsKing701]

I've always thought you were that.

:jnc

 

[Malalaw]

I just realized I maybe shouldn't favorite fellow GAFfer's baby pics on Twitter when my user name is completely different and it makes me look like some random creep.

Sorry Malalaw

Hahaha so that's you. All good!

Spoiler

creeper!

Oh and BG, he has a perfect passer rating.

Spoiler

when it comes to gas

 

[Milchjon]

Is that a cup full of ketchup?

 

[Limited Edition]

This is why I don't understand why everyone wants to have kids.

I'm my experience, the people that want kids the most are generally the least qualified/prepared to have them. That's anecdotal though.

 

[chuckddd]

Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter

Steelers restructured contracts of WR Antonio Brown, TE Heath Miller, Shaun Suisham, creating nearly $6 million of cap room for, per sources
11:43 AM - 1 Sep 2015

Why would they restructure Sushi? They should just cut him. Wtf, Colbert?

 

[chuckddd]

Damn Cincituckians.

 

[Frozenprince]

This is why I don't understand why everyone wants to have kids.

I mean I traded in some time for myself for time with someone that means everything to me. My son makes my life infinitely better just by existing. There is no real moment like seeing the smiling face of your kid.

 

[cdyhybrid]

SQUEEEEEEE

 

[Bread]

just bought gears woooooooooo!

anyone else have it? *crickets*

 

[eznark]

Panthers cut Jarret Boykin because we have a wealth of receiving options -_-

There's like, no doubt he ends up back in GB, right?

I'd be shocked. Rodgers thought he was a shitty, lazy route runner.

 

[Frozenprince]

just bought gears woooooooooo!

anyone else have it? *crickets*

If I had an Xbone it'd be the first thing I bought, tbh.

Love love love love love Gears.

 

[yankeehater]

just bought gears woooooooooo!

anyone else have it? *crickets*

I have it, but I doubt I get to play it much if at all the next few months.

 

[Fantomex]

I have it, but I doubt I get to play it much if at all the next few months.

Yankee you guys had your baby? Awesome!

 

[Bread]

If I had an Xbone it'd be the first thing I bought, tbh.

Love love love love love Gears.

maybe it's about time you became a boner

I have it, but I doubt I get to play it much if at all the next few months.

too much star wars angry birds on your plate?

 

[Sanjuro]

Ended up grabbing MGS. Hopefully it isn't hot garbage.

 

[Nialrot]

Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter

Steelers restructured contracts of WR Antonio Brown, TE Heath Miller, Shaun Suisham, creating nearly $6 million of cap room for, per sources
11:43 AM - 1 Sep 2015

Why would they restructure Sushi? They should just cut him. Wtf, Colbert?

He probably meant newly acquired kicker Josh Scobee.

http://www.steelersdepot.com/2015/08/report-steelers-are-restructuring-contract-of-new-k-josh-scobee/

 

[BlackGhost]

just bought gears woooooooooo!

anyone else have it? *crickets*

You're a bitch and told me you weren't getting it.

I'll eventually get it, idk how soon.

 

[Bread]

You're a bitch and told me you weren't getting it.

I'll eventually get it, idk how soon.

i had a change of heart

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!

 

[Line_HTX]

I knew you were a creepy pug.



I just watched a piece on Bart Starr fighting to try and be at Lambeau Field on Thanksgiving Night to honor Favre's jersey retirement. Seeing that he doesn't remember his days as the QB but still acknowledges that he made in impact on the community hit me with all the feels.

Spoiler

Jimmy Garoppolo has shiny teeth and a hot smile. Onii-sama is so dreamy in that locker room interviews with the media. He should definitely be starting in place of Scam Brady. =D

 

[yankeehater]

Yankee you guys had your baby? Awesome!

Yep, it is crazy having 2 little ones running around.

maybe it's about time you became a boner

too much star wars angry birds on your plate?

I havent touched a game since the new guy came home from the hospital. It took me 3 months to play a game after my daughter was born and I bet it will be even longer this time. I cant wait to get back into Gears though. 1 was such a fantastic game and I loved what I got to play of the beta on XB1.

 

[Shia_Labeouf]

This is why I don't understand why everyone wants to have kids.

When I'm gone, he will take over my Gaf account and keep busting balls. I did it for the legacy.

 

[Frozenprince]

When I'm gone, he will take over my Gaf account and keep busting balls. I did it for the legacy.

When I die I possess his body and live on right? That's how I was told it works.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-dallas-cowboys-1727212555

Jerry Jones can buy the NFL’s Head of Officiating a lap dance and we still can’t define the Dez catch as a catch.

We were beat by Colt McCoy in 2014.

Did you know that Tony Romo is 2nd in passer rating? Not for 2014, but for all quarterbacks, in the history of the league? Jerry wanted to draft Johnny Idiotface Manziel last year and had to be restrained by his son from doing so.

I’m headed to the U.S for the first time, flying into DFW. Finally, I think to myself, a place where my shitty Cowboy affiliation won’t make me a target. As I’m going through airport security in Dallas, the asshole security official looks at me as though he can see eight balls of meth spilling out of my pockets and asks me, “Why are you in Dallas?” I excitedly tell him that I’m a Cowboys fan and he replies that he is too. I explain that even though it’s offseason I’m going to check out Arlington. He looks at me with MORE suspicion.

“But you’re Australian.”

“Well, they show some NFL on TV back home so…”

“So you’re a Cowboys fan?”

“Yeah..”

“From Australia?”

“Yeah..”

Silence.

At this point I’m positive he’s going to call over those terrifying guards with those enormous automatic guns that I’ve never seen in real life because I’m Australian and we have responsible gun laws. But he finally hands me back my passport and waves me through (to the extra screening line, mind you) with a shake of his head and a healthy “pfffft” of disgust.

I got dissed for being a Dallas fan, BY a Dallas fan, IN Dallas.

After one hundred 8-8 seasons we finally break free with a fantastic running game that makes our defense look decent and makes Romo look almost elite. Within 3 months we have let DeMarco walk without even a fight and our current starting RB prospects are an underwear thief and someone who wasn’t good enough to get carries for the Raiders.

Darren McFadden is like one of those light cycles from Tron- he can move fairly quickly, but only in straight lines and if anyone touches him, he disintegrates.

 

[Himynameischris]

I ordered the Uncharted 4 collectors edition because I can't help myself