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[DMczaf]

I too would like to announce today that my NFL career is officially over. Also my purely sexual relationship with Yanet Garcia is over as well.

Scooter.


Did you know that 70% of the NFL is younger than you, and that number grows each and every year until it becomes 100%?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Scooter.


Did you know that 70% of the NFL is younger than you, and that number grows each and every year until it becomes 100%?

DM


The day has come.


I can't still go.

 

[DMczaf]

DM


The day has come.


I can't still go.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[Kave_Man]

Who's the oldest old here?

Aka the one true king?

 

[BlackGhost]

Who's the oldest old here?

In my head, I like to imagine that Mech is the oldest and crankiest.

 

[yankeehater]

In my head, I like to imagine that Mech is the oldest and crankiest.

Me?

 

[Bread]

In my head, I like to imagine that Mech is the oldest and crankiest.

Also the jolliest

 

[zswordsman]

Just had pickled pig skin with salsa, lime and salt. :v

 

[jbug617]

Since when did UPS leave packages at random stores for you to pick up?

 

[Line_HTX]

Labor Day weekend needs to get here already...

 

[cdyhybrid]

Since when did UPS leave packages at random stores for you to pick up?

Since when did they leave it at the front door of your apartment building (i.e. basically on the street) to get stolen instead of just trying again the next day?

Fucking assholes.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Since when did they leave it at the front door of your apartment building (i.e. basically on the street) to get stolen instead of just trying again the next day?

Fucking assholes.

Rule 1: always get it delivered to work

Of course, I forgot to do this the other day...

 

[Pepiope]

So Pepiope is a pro gamer?

Any Mexican weather girls we can hook him up with?

Not a pro gamer, just play at the pro level. I want no part of pro gaming lol.

I hate myself enough as it is that I have over 900 hours on this game.

 

[BlackGhost]

Shout out to Vikings fans :/

Spoiler

just realized that Ez's boy Joel Stave is a Qb on the team..

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Not a pro gamer, just play at the pro level. I want no part of pro gaming lol.

I hate myself enough as it is that I have over 900 hours on this game.

I bet you Bradford has over 900 hours of practice. If you want to achieve his level you need to have no shame.

 

[Officerrob]

Who's the oldest old here?

Aka the one true king?

Hopefully someone is older than me, I'm 38. I was going to Raider games at the LA Coliseum when I was a teenager

 

[Gobias]

Shout out to Vikings fans :/

Spoiler

just realized that Ez's boy Joel Stave is a Qb on the team..

All time great

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Hopefully someone is older than me, I'm 38. I was going to Raider games at the LA Coliseum when I was a teenager

I'm pretty sure there is a 50+ year old Steeler fan, so your not the king old.

 

[Officerrob]

I'm pretty sure there is a 50+ year old Steeler fan, so your not the king old.

Yes!!!!!!!!!!

 

[squicken]

I hope for the best, but Teddy's injury is pretty bad. The kneecap dislocation is pretty substantial. MIN is going to have to find a QB next year.

Once again GB is on easy street. They might be the only team over .500 in that division

 

[Hunter S.]

 

[Wellington]

I hope for the best, but Teddy's injury is pretty bad. The kneecap dislocation is pretty substantial. MIN is going to have to find a QB next year.

Once again GB is on easy street. They might be the only team over .500 in that division

The Lions should be better than last year but you're right, the Packers should be head and shoulders above the rest of the division.

 

[Tom Penny]

I hope for the best, but Teddy's injury is pretty bad. The kneecap dislocation is pretty substantial. MIN is going to have to find a QB next year.

Once again GB is on easy street. They might be the only team over .500 in that division

Jimmy Garapollo getting a first from Dallas or the Vikings...

 

[CrocMother]

Jimmy G looks like hot garbage. I'll take Dak over a bench riding pretty boy anyday.

 

[bionic77]

The Lions should be better than last year but you're right, the Packers should be head and shoulders above the rest of the division.

I wouldn't be so quick to crown the Packers and bury the Lions based upon what I have seen of the Madden numbers.

 

[Officerrob]

MLB scout Jim Bowden gave Tim Tebow a below average grade for his arm...

 

[BigAT]

MLB scout Jim Bowden gave Tim Tebow a below average grade for his arm...

You don't say...

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Morning everyone.

I'm retired.

I'm taking my pension as well as DM's pension and will be riding out into the sunset

So it's just me and DM then.. We can do it DM.. Here at Umbrella corps.

Stop pretending that you guys have jobs or run companies.

I would be surprised if most of you could handle cleaning your own asses let alone finding someone reckless enough to employ you.

But I think Van Damme and Bloodsport is awesome. My ass is clean.

The lawyer got jokes in place of a heart

He spent all his money on rugs. He can't afford a heart.

Floyd in the front
BG and Kave in row 2
Gobias and the rest in the back

:jnc

I too would like to announce today that my NFL career is officially over. Also my purely sexual relationship with Yanet Garcia is over as well.

So what kind of relationship do you have now?

Who's the oldest old here?

Aka the one true king?

Angmar.. I think he is in his mid 40s (46 to be exact)

I wouldn't be so quick to crown the Packers and bury the Lions based upon what I have seen of the Madden numbers.

:jnc

 

[forms]

So, how about them Bears huh?

 

[MechDX]

Kruger already signing with the Saints

 

[bionic77]

Floy while it is admirable that you think JCVD and Bloodsport are awesome no one is buying that you know how to clean your ass by yourself.

 

[Zeke]

I wouldn't be so quick to crown the Packers and bury the Lions based upon what I have seen of the Madden numbers.

I think kas has hacked bionics account.

 

[Duxxy3]

You don't say...

Looks so awkward. Are we sure he's actually left handed?

 

[BannedEpisode]

Seems silly to assume the Vikings can't be very competitive with their defense and their run game.

 

[Sanjuro]

Seems silly to assume the Vikings can't be very competitive with their defense and their run game.

Matt Flynn still has something to prove!

 

[jmdajr]

I too would like to announce today that my NFL career is officially over. Also my purely sexual relationship with Yanet Garcia is over as well.

Scooter.


Did you know that 70% of the NFL is younger than you, and that number grows each and every year until it becomes 100%?

DM


The day has come.


I can't still go.

Legends contract?

 

[Hindl]

Seems silly to assume the Vikings can't be very competitive with their defense and their run game.

Yeah, losing Teddy sucks, but it's not like they're the 2015 Cowboys, where the QB completely masks the team's faults. They're a young team with a strong defense and run game. Are they gonna make a deep playoff push? No, but it's not like they're suddenly bottom feeders without Teddy

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Patriots are gonna win the super bowl

 

[MechDX]

In my head, I like to imagine that Mech is the oldest and crankiest.

OH

 

[GET2DAACHOPPAAAA]

What are the chances the Bucs v Redskins game gets postponed tonight? Looks like the tropical storm is hitting earlier than expected.

 

[BannedEpisode]

Yeah, losing Teddy sucks, but it's not like they're the 2015 Cowboys, where the QB completely masks the team's faults. They're a young team with a strong defense and run game. Are they gonna make a deep playoff push? No, but it's not like they're suddenly bottom feeders without Teddy

It's definitely a huge bummer but I read the article Bill Barnwell put up making exactly that point.

Made me feel a lot better.

I just hope Teddy has the chance to fully recover.

 

[Futurevoid]

Hopefully someone is older than me, I'm 38. I was going to Raider games at the LA Coliseum when I was a teenager

Same age. I turn 39 in February 2017.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Patriots are gonna win the super bowl

No. That would be setting 2017 up to be even worse than the massacre 2016 has been so far.

Edit - I just turned 49 in July, so I'm the King. Bow down, heathens.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Jimmy G looks like hot garbage. I'll take Dak over a bench riding pretty boy anyday.

He looks quite good shirtless....

I'll trade you Jimmy and a 7th rounder for Dak and a 2nd rounder.

 

[Tom Penny]

Viking won 11 games last year and Teddy sucked. He goes down and they are terrible. Does not compute.

 

[Sanjuro]

Why isn't Dak a part of the WWE Universe?

 

[jmdajr]

Houston no-zoning laws are the best!

Residents in northern portions of Deer Park have been asked to shelter-in-place Wednesday morning after a fire at a Hexion plant in the area.

The order was issued about 8:30 a.m. for neighborhoods north of P Street, according to the Deer Park Police Department. People are asked to remain indoors and turn off their air-conditioners.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Legends contract?

Only if I can still work indy shows

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Why isn't Dak a part of the WWE Universe?

Have you downloaded the Battlefield 1 beta yet?