What does 8-8 mean in Cleveland?
In the civilized world this is how we explain wins and losses but it must carry another meaning entirely in Cleve.
I've been posting almost exclusively in this thread for nearly 9 years now.
I normally ghost the off-season (as I did again this year) but post regularly during the season. Last year was just me bitching about what a garbage product was on the field league wide.
I don't think I'll be so negative this year.
But it'll be the same product this year.I've been posting almost exclusively in this thread for nearly 9 years now.
I normally ghost the off-season (as I did again this year) but post regularly during the season. Last year was just me bitching about what a garbage product was on the field league wide.
I don't think I'll be so negative this year.
So dumb.Brady starting tonight. Jimmy G not playing.
Brady starting tonight. Jimmy G not playing.
@clarencehilljr
Former Texas A&M qb Jerrod Johnson will be signed by the Cowboys for tonight's game vs. the Texans. Will be Showers emergency backup
Take pride, Boston. No one will ever topple you. You are SHIT. You ace every category of Bad Fandom: self-pity, racism, arrogance, whininess, racism, entitlement, paranoia, racism, defensiveness all of it. Thanks to your ultimate defeat in Ballghazi, you are now a permanent voting bloc of the pathologically insane and stupid. Look at Toilet Boy Bill Simmons trying to wring a SECOND horrible bit out of Ballghazi months and months after the fact. This man is a sociopath, just like the rest of you.
Imagine how miserable you have to be to get me to take Roger Goodells side in anything. And yet, here we are. The derangement is real. All I need to see is a 12 jersey in your Twitter avatar to know that youre a Shutter Island patient. Not only do Boston fans still congratulate themselves on living in that miserable shithole of a town (even when they dont live there anymore), but they all pretend that they invented takes that have been commonplace forever. WHY THE FACK ARENT PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD RAWDGAH GOODELL IS?! MUST I DO EVERYTHING? These are trashy people with ZERO self-awareness: filing bullshit lawsuits, manufacturing their own realities, and expecting the world to embrace them at every turn. I guess that explains the Trump connection.
:banderas:
Im tired of this team. To me, theyre like a long-running TV series. The acting remains superb, the writings still pretty good, but the ratings are bottoming out anyway. No one cares anymore. I dont care about this team anymore.
Brady starting tonight. Jimmy G not playing.
jesus christ
pats fans are the worst
I got first dibs on drafting Landry
Today is September 1, 2016. On this date 20 years ago, the Miami Dolphins opened their 1996 season with a victory over the New England Patriots in a game that was memorable primarily because it was the first one played without Don Shula roaming the sidelines for the first time since 1970.
But the past 20 years have been lost in a time warp of pain, frustration, and, too often, embarrassment.
Dolphins fans in 1996 complained their team needed a new coach because he was perpetually 10-6 and it had been a decade since Shula got them to the Super Bowl.
Dolphins fans in 2016 haven't been to the playoffs, indeed haven't had a winning season, since 2008. And they haven't won a playoff game since 2000.
Perspective.
But the past 20 years? Frightening.
Below is a look at the history of Dolphins head coaches (no interims) after Don Shula and before Adam Gase. In the comments section, kindly rate these administrations best to worst if you like:
Jimmy Johnson (1996-99): ......... But he left his successor plenty of talent. Oh, about that departure Johnson exited after a final 62-7 loss to the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Dave Wannstedt (2000-04): ............ Did we mention he also made the decision that forced Dan Marino off the roster?
Nick Saban (2005-06). ..........The good coach was failed by a terrible personnel man. That terrible personnel man's name is Nick Saban. Saban picked Daunte Culpepper over Drew Brees -- a decision that set the franchise back perhaps a decade.
Cam Cameron (2007): .........Oh, yes, there was also a player mutiny at the end of the season and Joey Porter reportedly threatened to end Cameron on a plane ride home from a loss.
Tony Sparano (2008-11): ......... his relationship with general manager Jeff Ireland went bad and his relationship with new owner Stephen Ross never got off the ground.
Joe Philbin (2012-14):......... His greatest achievement was convincing owner Ross that he was the solution when seemingly everyone but Ross realized he wasn't.
Brilliant. Browns won't know how to prepare for him when he returns. Hopefully they run wildcat.Brady starting tonight. Jimmy G not playing.
Were you listening to the sports hub? I heard someone say this exact thing.I remember a pats fan once said that they didn't even care if the pats won the Super Bowl that year. The only thing that would satisfy them would be 19-0. I have a feeling that was in the version of this article from last year or something. A lot of people aren't that extreme, but they've gotten too used to success. Meanwhile my team's only hopes of the playoffs is the fact that we are in the dumpster fire of the NFCEast and Romo is broken
Brady starting tonight. Jimmy G not playing.
By all means I have little faith in my team lol
Speaking of which...
Twenty years without Don Shula
I edited a bunch out....I was starting to get a little too excited for this season, glad Armando was able to bring me back down.
jesus christ
pats fans are the worst
Were you listening to the sports hub? I heard someone say this exact thing.
The debate in like week 9 was about how Murray didn't want to get to 18-0 because the pressure would be too much, how he'd rather lose 1 in the regular season so they knew how to battle back. (I agreed, I want nothing to do with 18-0 ever again).
Someone called in and said they have won enough super bowls, they didn't mean anything to him anymore. Spoiled idiot.
No reason to be negative this year. You guys got a great head coach.
But it'll be the same product this year.
I was 8 years old 20 years ago. This article is basically my entire life as a Dolphins fan summarized.By all means I have little faith in my team lol
Speaking of which...
Twenty years without Don Shula
I edited a bunch out....I was starting to get a little too excited for this season, glad Armando was able to bring me back down.
No that doesn't sound like me, I know so many shitty Boston sports fans that only support the team when they're good.Weren't you one of the people who laughed when I said the second Brady's gone, a significant portion (easily over a quarter) of the fanbase will stop watching/caring
The people who are gone the moment he's gone exist, and there are a lot of them. And it's hilarious
The dolphins only passed on drew brees twice..
I was 8 years old 20 years ago. This article is basically my entire life as a Dolphins fan summarized.
To quote one of the comments, I need a drink.
Tennessee Honey is too sweet, but American Honey is legitSo I've just heard that they decided to make a pumpkin pie Jack Daniels.
Put me on the list of people that think sweetening whiskey in any way, shape, or form is a big no-no.
That Tennessee Honey shit they came out with was trash too.
Yeah I have a few memories of Marino from when I was super young but that's it... Being a Dolphins fan without experiencing the best of the Marino or anything before him is basically... being a Browns fan.I'm so sorry I at least enjoyed Marino from the late 80s till he retired
Pumpkin pie JD?!!?!?!
*faints
i love the honey shit, and jim beam maple is delicious too. i don't care if it ain't manly!
Tennessee Honey is too sweet, but American Honey is legit
on ice in the summer mmmmm
Were you listening to the sports hub? I heard someone say this exact thing.
The debate in like week 9 was about how Murray didn't want to get to 18-0 because the pressure would be too much, how he'd rather lose 1 in the regular season so they knew how to battle back. (I agreed, I want nothing to do with 18-0 ever again).
Someone called in and said they have won enough super bowls, they didn't mean anything to him anymore. Spoiled idiot.
I was thinking the other day that I wished you guys still had Harbaugh. Those games were so exciting.I'm excited to see if the offense can look serviceable with Yo Gabba Gabba or Kaepersitting, but I'm not expecting much from the defense.
More than likely, but I'll at least try to enjoy it.
Can you imagine Pete, Harbs, and Arians going at it for a decade in the same division?
So are you officially not a Rams fan now or what? I forgot how that ended.Don't forget Fisher or Fanto will get upset.
You live in Boston though right?Nah, don't listen to sports radio, but it's probable that wherever I saw that story just pulled it from there
You live in Boston though right?
But yeah maybe i posted about it here when I heard it last year.
Yeah Allston/Brighton specifically. Lots of friends who are pats fans, but they're generally realistic and realize they are living in a golden era that's coming to a close
Why would we risk our starter for our backups?
#keepjimmysafe
As a Dolphins fan I sure hope Jimmy is the future.Jimmy is the future, let Tom move in with Kate Plus 8.
Yeah I have a few memories of Marino from when I was super young but that's it... Being a Dolphins fan without experiencing the best of the Marino or anything before him is basically... being a Browns fan.
I'm a Browns fan.
As a Dolphins fan I sure hope Jimmy is the future.
This is the year someone else takes over.I'm looking forward to a more competitive AFC east for sure.
Wienke, this is LATE with no broadcast. I'm gonna RIOT now.
EDIT: Oh, it's finally up after 5 minutes. I was about to say....
I'm in SC but very close to the border. Panthers are cool but I could never switch teams, it's just too ingrained in me to waste my life as a Dolphins fan. I'm stubborn and loyal to a fault.TDR could become a Panthers fan since he lives in NC.