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NFL Pro Bowl Week: Neon Deion vs. The Fumbling Fraud
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Leave Gata alone.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
wat:
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Be quiet you old bastard.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
wat:
Who are these people?
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
No idea, just saw the cucumber sweater and went wtf...
Ifs be irritated if they hasn't won one. Otherwise it's been a fun rude.
TheKaeptain
Banned
I just looked. The quality is ass. Enough for my imagination though. Can't wait to get out of class.
cuevas. PhD.
Member
wait what?
You may be the only person in this thread to not have gotten off to that.
Nameless
Member
wat:
I've just registered whitewomenandcucumbers.com
Grover Cleveland
Member
You watched it in class?
First it is hilarious that in order to explain things to FMT we have to use explicit sexual analogies.
I think your analogy was the best so far. But in reality we are choosing between really shitty outcomes. Would you rather get within an inch of the SB or be so bad that Browns fans feel bad for you?
Both of those choices suck. I was just saying that it hurts more when you go further and come up short. As a fan of a shitty team this year I felt more shame and anger than pain. But seeing Garrard run 40 yards on my defense while taking more than 20 seconds to do it after Ben just brought us back from like 20 points down in the 4th (only to fuck it up because Tomlin doesn't understand 2 point conversions and our defense at that time couldn't stop people running in slow motion) was more painful.
Over time I laugh and think back fondly of certain shitty teams. It builds character to follow them. I never look back fondly on when Neil Odonnel led the Cowboys to their 5th SB win.
No chance. Unless Erin has some fetish for standing in front of the door naked, those shots were in the bathroom.
You'll be joining us soon enough. Unless the wilds of Florida claim you first.
I dunno, it's a hotel room. Bathroom might just be some tiny little closet with a shower and a toilet.
Himynameischris
Member
lmao so farmer might turn down second interview for gm job with dolphins....what the fuck
pfft. Cucumbers so obviously phallic.
new hard drive should be arriving any day now
I'm ready to game with you people
I'm ready to game with you people
it's ok, that's how I was with the Packers in the SB!
:jncPersonally I'm thrilled with the way the Dolphins' season ended, and I can show you why, with math. Have a look:
According to my infallible calculations (look it up, it's called statistics) the Dolphins will continue their current trend under Philbin of adding one win per season. This year was the most important of all because it helped set this trend for the foreseeable future. Of course, this means that by the year 2021 the Dolphins will be 16-0, and we all know that 16-0 teams are guaranteed to win the Super Bowl.
Everyone who criticizes Ross for keeping Philbin probably just needs to brush up on their math. I would suggest PM'ing bionic as he is the resident guru in this particular field. Hopefully this post will help shed some light on what should be a fairly easy to understand situation.
The_Darkest_Red
Member
Gah, I was hoping he'd be the guy.
yankeehater
Member
Man I really love my job but I will do it for the good of the NFL. Anything to bring the Pats down.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
Should have fired Philbin. No GM is going to want to go there.
Whoa Greg you got a new gaming PC?? What games you planning on playing !!
Tony Pauline ‏ @ TonyPauline5h
Bryan Stork/C/Florida State "Cleveland Browns have asked the goofiest questions of all" in interviews...
Omar Kelly ‏ @ OmarKelly 9h
My homie @ DOrlandoLED said the Browns are asking Senior Bowl prospects: "if you had a brick what would you do with it?" BLANK STARE
Omar Kelly ‏ @ OmarKelly
Gators OG Jon Halapio told me his brick question from the Browns was "tell me all the things you'd do with a brick."
Bryan Stork/C/Florida State "Cleveland Browns have asked the goofiest questions of all" in interviews...
Omar Kelly ‏ @ OmarKelly 9h
My homie @ DOrlandoLED said the Browns are asking Senior Bowl prospects: "if you had a brick what would you do with it?" BLANK STARE
Omar Kelly ‏ @ OmarKelly
Gators OG Jon Halapio told me his brick question from the Browns was "tell me all the things you'd do with a brick."
nah, not a new PC, but after my one drive died I had to sacrifice all gaming so I had space for all my music work
now I'm getting a nice drive dedicated for all my projects, so I have space again to game on the other drive
I have no clue what I'm going to play!
sf2fanatic
Member
Watching Full Metal Jacket. Great movie. I wish this and Saving Private Ryan would be re-release in theaters in 3D
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
What kind of response would they be looking for? If somebody gave them the "What kind of stupid fucking question is that?" look, would that be a good thing? Or if they answered it straight without batting an eyelash?
DeaconKnowledge
Member
Throw it through an electronics store window.
I know just joking.
But that was duce's logic. He was so worried about being relevant and good every year, moreso than winning the SB.
For me if the Eagles won, they would buy at least 2 seasons of fucking around before I get back on bitching about how they aren't winning the SB.
Farmer is from the Browns?
I haven't been able to keep up with all these possible moves. Why is he considered a good candidate?
I can just imagine Banner's smile and evil looks.
Told you Browns fans he is a fucking a moron. You will be in great cap shape though!
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
They should be asking all the interviewees instead if they can throw a football.
The_Darkest_Red
Member
I'm guessing the correct answer is, "I would utilize it as a cornerstone for a monument built to honor the great Mr. Michael Lombardi and the immaculate Mr. Jimmy Haslam."
Almost any coherent response. That want to see you roll with the question instead of panicking. Non-technical interview questions are not exactly secrets, so a person could pretty much memorize a script. This is a way to get them off script. I once was in an interview for an oil company where they asked me 3 questions about tourism. Define it. What are the downsides of tourism? How will tourism evolve in the future?
Grover Cleveland
Member
At least Banner's not asking "Is your momma a trifling and conniving crackwhore?"
gg Browns-GAF for being good sports with the whole coaching search ordeal. Hopefully Pettine works out for yall
gg Browns-GAF for being good sports with the whole coaching search ordeal. Hopefully Pettine works out for yall
BaltimoreLarry
Member
Nah, you can start bitching immediately if you want. That's what cool about being a fan, we can be "fanatic" in our expectations.
It's not cool to lose. Losing the NFC Championships every year was awful. Losing in the Super Bowl was even worse
Well if it was similar to your case I wouldn't be as down as you are.
If say Foles wins the SB for us but then we have to sign him to a huge contract, I'd be ok with it. I'd still be upset and the season would be a failure if we didn't make the playoffs or made it but didn't win the SB but I'd understand.
This is the pain of not having ever seen your team win the championship. Be it SB or whatever they called it before the SB.
What's going on?
Oilers and Marty Ball Browns were the only teams to make the playoffs 5 straight years and never make it to a SB. I got sick of those Oilers and got sick of the Texans who could never make the playoffs. What kills as a fan is the loss of hope. When it isn't working and the people in charge seem incapable of making the needed changes.
That's why I think BB is cleaning house in NE. They will always coast to the playoffs but they are not close to winning a SB. They are stuck, but he's smart enough to see it