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NFL Pro Bowl Week: Neon Deion vs. The Fumbling Fraud
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FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Lol who is happy with not winning a sb? I said I'd rather be in contention than be a joke team. Not sure why that is so hard to grasp
It's like if I go out with a girl and my intention that night is to get in her ass. But then ultimately I only get a bj. Is it a failure if my ultimate goal was to get in her pooper? Yes. Is settling for a bj the worst thing ever? No. It's not like you went home and jacked off to crappy quality internet porn
It's like if I go out with a girl and my intention that night is to get in her ass. But then ultimately I only get a bj. Is it a failure if my ultimate goal was to get in her pooper? Yes. Is settling for a bj the worst thing ever? No. It's not like you went home and jacked off to crappy quality internet porn
BaltimoreLarry
Member
Yup.
Both of our AFC Championships loss still burn. But what's losing a Superbowl like? I am unfamiliar with such failures.
The_Darkest_Red
Member
Personally I'm thrilled with the way the Dolphins' season ended, and I can show you why, with math. Have a look:
According to my infallible calculations (look it up, it's called statistics) the Dolphins will continue their current trend under Philbin of adding one win per season. This year was the most important of all because it helped set this trend for the foreseeable future. Of course, this means that by the year 2021 the Dolphins will be 16-0, and we all know that 16-0 teams are guaranteed to win the Super Bowl.
Everyone who criticizes Ross for keeping Philbin probably just needs to brush up on their math. I would suggest PM'ing bionic as he is the resident guru in this particular field. Hopefully this post will help shed some light on what should be a fairly easy to understand situation.
According to my infallible calculations (look it up, it's called statistics) the Dolphins will continue their current trend under Philbin of adding one win per season. This year was the most important of all because it helped set this trend for the foreseeable future. Of course, this means that by the year 2021 the Dolphins will be 16-0, and we all know that 16-0 teams are guaranteed to win the Super Bowl.
Everyone who criticizes Ross for keeping Philbin probably just needs to brush up on their math. I would suggest PM'ing bionic as he is the resident guru in this particular field. Hopefully this post will help shed some light on what should be a fairly easy to understand situation.
This sums up what I was going to say. The most painful losses in my opinion are the ones where you're expected to win. Having a chance to win and then losing, that's what stings the most in my opinion. A team that overexceeds expectations should feel positive and build on that. That's what I think.
Great stat I love is that this Seahawks team is the first team since the 90 Bills where no player has any SB experience. Wacky! Could be a good thing or bad thing. Going in fresh to it all could be overwhelming, but could just be another game.
and Greg, you were right, so much for my media blackout. =/ I'm watching every single video I can.
Ask Bread. Or the dozens of Bread corpses I littered across the server last night.
But hey, I'm sure he didn't mind losing those gunfights constantly. At least he got to participate.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Nah if you aren't going to win the Super Bowl you should hope for your team to go 1-15
Alligatorjandro
Banned
why does anybody even watch football
Losing sucks in all forms, but the closer you get the more it hurts.
The worst is when your team has the talent but doesn't show up or try. Second worst is when you lose by some bullshit fluke occurrence.
Shitty analogy.
The goal with women is to get off. You are still getting off even with the bj so in that respect your night was a success. You didn't win the SB, you just won the Taco Bell Championship in a lower league. But you were still a winner unlike some loser like Gata who is wanking off to naked alligators or whatever the hell they watch in florida.
ScottSullivan
Member
Old?
Niner fans taking sore losers to another level
http://q13fox.com/2014/01/23/washington-billboard-blasts-sherman/#axzz2rFLXoKR5
Niner fans taking sore losers to another level
http://q13fox.com/2014/01/23/washington-billboard-blasts-sherman/#axzz2rFLXoKR5
I'm sure this is one of those "grass is always greener" or rather "grass is always less brown" type of things, but I'd much rather have the Super Bowl or conference championship game losses than just a perpetual factory of sadness. I don't think I'd be able to be a fan of a team like that for very long. Certainly not a pro team that I have no personal investment in. I already have no choice but to be an NC State fan, I'm not going to choose another shit stain of an athletics team to support.
FMT is clearly on the Eagles "it's cool to lose in the NFCCG" train if he equates it to getting a blow job.
To put it in terms FMT would understand, it's more like when your girl eats your shit and you are all excited because now you get to eat her shit, but then she breaks the restraints and gets the fuck out of your basement. I still don't know how you escaped prison time for that.
To put it in terms FMT would understand, it's more like when your girl eats your shit and you are all excited because now you get to eat her shit, but then she breaks the restraints and gets the fuck out of your basement. I still don't know how you escaped prison time for that.
cuevas. PhD.
Member
Erin Andrews is terrified of this thug.
My god she hasn't gotten this much publicity since her peephole video
PhoenixDark
Banned
Grover Cleveland
Member
wait what?
You don't remember that video?
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
If the goal is always just getting off then why have fun leading up to that at all? Why fuck someone doggy style or get road head or have her shave her bush or look good? It's only the end result of your dick throwing up
-FMT, 1.23.2014
Himynameischris
Member
Personally I'm thrilled with the way the Dolphins' season ended, and I can show you why, with math. Have a look:
According to my infallible calculations (look it up, it's called statistics) the Dolphins will continue their current trend under Philbin of adding one win per season. This year was the most important of all because it helped set this trend for the foreseeable future. Of course, this means that by the year 2021 the Dolphins will be 16-0, and we all know that 16-0 teams are guaranteed to win the Super Bowl.
Everyone who criticizes Ross for keeping Philbin probably just needs to brush up on their math. I would suggest PM'ing bionic as he is the resident guru in this particular field. Hopefully this post will help shed some light on what should be a fairly easy to understand situation.
I never thought about it this way!! Wooooooo!!!
Too late. In my mind they already banged.
You are only as good as you depth. This draft and last years rookies have to step it up for you guys. Which also means you front office has to do a great job finding more quality defensive players.
Don't know the 49ers FAs but assuming they will lose some quality starters due to FA and cap cuts, if they miss too much in the draft their window will close in another year or two.
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
Seriously this.
I know the odds of my Jets winning the SB in any given year is pretty slim. But I've still enjoyed the Rex Ryan era a great deal, they're fun to watch for a whole boat load of reasons. Great defense and some of the worst QB play you'll ever see. A head coach who is unlike any other. Some really awesome moments from beating Tom Brady's ass in the playoffs in New England all the way to the Buttfumble.
If you really can't enjoy watching your team play or what they've done in a year unless they've won the SB then why do you even watch sports? To be miserable every 20 years so you can enjoy it for a few months?
Himynameischris
Member
Remember sport fans tend to eat more after a loss, that's why I have to keep such a strict workout plan...fucken dolphins
The_Darkest_Red
Member
The new South Beach Diet will be the Dolphins being good.
I don't expect it to be very successful.
Here is how I see it. Before Reid and McNabb the Eagles were consistently terrible. Like god awful bad.
Getting to the playoffs, then seeing improvements each season, each game, becoming dominant, and ultimately becoming a good team which won the division every year and was a top 2 seed was fucking amazing. It was all because where we were coming from.
But then it got old. Losing every year in the playoffs and the 3 straight NFCGs. And then it hurt a lot. I would trade all those great years but ultimate failures for just 1 SB.
Still I would rather be in contention and one of the top teams in the league every year than ever go back to the 3-13, 5-11, or 4-12 seasons. If the question is would you rather win a win a SB then of course fucking yes give me 10 years of terrible and I'll take that 1 SB. If the question is would you rather be a top 2 team in your conference, 1-2 plays away from the SB, and maybe a few changes/upgrades away from winning it all OR be one of those perpetual crappy teams which don't even sniff the playoffs, I rather take the heartbreak in the playoffs.
Its why I don't get why BLarry bitches so much about Flacco and his contract. Obviously they need some time now (2-3 seasons) to rebuild into a dominant team but that has as much to do with Flacco's contract as it does with the retiring, aging, and not as good veterans which they lost or let go. With Newsome in charge and best Harbaugh coaching them, I would be shocked if they aren't a top AFC team by next year or two.
In the 49ers case, they are young at QB, have a great coach, have a great D, good OLINE, and good WRs. They do need upgrades, as does every team, but they aren't in decline.
Nameless
Member
I think a better analogy is a choice between having no interaction with women at all while not getting laid, or having women who'll spend time with you, cuddle, make out, let you touch them and lick them and finger them, on your birthday you might even be able to stick the tip in...but you never fuck to finish or get off in any way.
Both are painful, but ultimately it comes down to whether you prefer a constant less intense pain with no pleasure or a decent bit of pleasure with an extreme pain that cuts down to the very core of your being.
As bad as the last 3 seasons have ended, it's definitely preferable to the near decade of mediocrity that preceded it.
Both are painful, but ultimately it comes down to whether you prefer a constant less intense pain with no pleasure or a decent bit of pleasure with an extreme pain that cuts down to the very core of your being.
As bad as the last 3 seasons have ended, it's definitely preferable to the near decade of mediocrity that preceded it.
Give them time. Let them experience a decade or two of being sub .500 teams without any improvement, franchise QB, or foreseeable successful future.
I remember it happening. The event I mean but I never seen it.
Is it worth it?
No, it doesn't because no one ever claimed 16 losses is better than a playoff loss. The point was they both suck. And in your analogy, both options fucking suck. You don't have to have a preference because the original discussion offered no such choice.
Also you creep me out.
I think the preference comes into play because people keep bring up duce2222 who claimed he would PREFER 3 straight NFCG losses to winning 1 SB and then being shitty for a decade.
BLarry = duccee222222
The_Darkest_Red
Member
Oftentimes this thread in general creeps me out.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
That's never been my stance. We should have won the last 2 Super Bowls and gone on to play in this one to claim the three-peat that was missed earlier in 1990. Settling for less when that was a realistic possibility doesn't make sense to me.
slightconfuse
Banned
losing sucks in general. thought whty settle for being the runner up. ?
Nameless
Member
It wasn't meant to be a 1:1 comparison. But it fits. 1/32 guys get laid. The rest fall at various points along the spectrum, from Pussy Quarantine to Captain Blue Bulls.
Check your PM at 3:17am if you really want me to creep you out.
BaltimoreLarry
Member
I never said anything close to that.
Buckethead
Banned
Hunter email me some of your finest Colo green.
Hey, Seattle lost in the divisional round in 2011 after going 7-9 (which I totally called) and beating the defending Super Bowl champions.
I was pretty happy at the time. Soon San Francisco can find happiness just beating us at home.
I was pretty happy at the time. Soon San Francisco can find happiness just beating us at home.
Yes, yes, I know, but damn if I'm not enjoying this after all the shit talked earlier.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
The whole thing I find funny about the Erin Andrews nude incident? Was she in a hotel notorious for its pre existing glory holes or did the front desk clerk run upstairs and drill a fresh hole when he booked her room?
Himynameischris
Member
It can get very weird sometimes, too weird for work even.
Also all of these analogies are hilarious
Some creep who worked there found out which room she would be in and reversed the eyehole on the door. Then he stood in the hallway with some spycam attached to it and recorded her. People saw him doing it and he apparently didn't care. He got arrested and all that but by then it was on the internet
PhoenixDark
Banned
How have I never seen this. Can't wait to get home from work.
Elfforkusu
Member
Totally agree with the Niner fans then.
Super bowl win >>>> making the playoffs >> irrelevance.
You don't even get to watch 16 meaningful games when your team is garbage.
Don't get too excited. Really shitty quality.
Don't be creepy.
smh
typical classless sconi, you fight without honor.
and you have automatic weapons when i didn't even know they were allowed on our server.
in conclusion, fuck you.
Don't stand on the tracks when the train is coming through.