What have I been saying? What have I said since day 1? Joe. Fucking. Flacco. Gather round NFL-Gaf, we need to have a little campfire chat.
Y'all cunts don't know shit.
You're like LaMarr Woodley. Remember him? Remember when he said Joe Flacco won't win a Superbowl "in this lifetime". Well just like LaMarr I hope you enjoyed this MVP performance you shit-slurping cock-junkies. No please tell me how knowledgeable you are about the game. Tell me about collapses. Tell me about frauds. Tell me about elite. Tell me about how Joe Flacco's dick tastes!!!!!
HEY KIDS, IT'S RAY'S LAST RIDE DID YOU HERE IT'S THE RIDE THAT IS LAST RIDEY RIDE RIDE. YOU CAN TELL IT IS BECAUSE HE LEFT FOUR TEAMS WITH TIRE MARKS ALL OVER THEIR CHUMP ASS TO PROVE IT!
Yeah but he's a big mean murdereSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but he's got 6 kids with foSUCK MY DICK!
Yeah but deer antSUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
The Ravens had never beaten the Colts in the playoffs. But then we did. The Ravens had never beaten Peyton Manning ever. But then we did. The Patriots were 67-0 when leading at halftime at home. But then 67-1. The 49ers never lost in the Superbowl. But then they did.
So everybody can just chill the fuck out. Flacco's got this. Until the day he dies. Because the win is forever. Bitches.
#F5