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[eznark]

No sir. Just volunteer.

Awesome, sincerely.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Anybody here a cop?

 

[Slo]

Thanks. I live in a pretty small town though, so we only get about 400 calls a year.

 

[Milchjon]

No sir. Just volunteer.

Approaching Jared Allen levels of manliness.

I always think, as a small boy, you can't have a cooler dad than a firefighter dad

Anybody here a cop?

Shit man, you gotta change your ávatar if you ever want me to take you seriously again.
I always imagine him saying your posts, and in this case, I've been laughing for a minute straight.

 

[bionic77]

Ahhh just saw the Tebow lowlights. Nice to see he still looks like a 5 year old throwing a football.

You are a bad person.

Only bad people talk about Tebow like that. I can't wait until he saves the Jets season once they ditch Sanchez.

 

[eznark]

Thanks. I live in a pretty small town though, so we only get about 400 calls a year.

Yeah, thats how our fire department is. Its the only "charity" i support besides the church. And the government forcibly stealing from me of course.

 

[Slo]

Yeah, thats how our fire department is. Its the only "charity" i support besides the church. And the government forcibly stealing from me of course.

I knew you were a closest socialist! Come 'ere big guy, gimme a big commie-hug!

 

[eznark]

I knew you were a closest socialist! Come 'ere big guy, gimme a big commie-hug!

I dont just give them money, i buy them equipment. That way i know they arent wasting it on bullshit.

And our department is entirely funded through communitu donations and events. No tax dollars, which is kind of rad.

 

[MechDX]

I dont just give them money, i buy them equipment. That way i know they arent wasting it on bullshit.

And our department is entirely funded through communitu donations and events. No tax dollars, which is kind of rad.

What kind of equipment do you buy? Seriously.

 

[Slo]

I dont just give them money, i buy them equipment. That way i know they arent wasting it on bullshit.

And our department is entirely funded through communitu donations and events. No tax dollars, which is kind of rad.

How'd you like come down to the VFW and buy some cold eggs and stale pancakes for grossly inflated prices?!

 

[chuckddd]

Bullshit like a cooler full of soda and lunch at an over rated Taco Bell clone.

 

[eznark]

What kind of equipment do you buy? Seriously.

They send a list. Last tear it was some really high power wearable flash/strobe lights and a couple GoPro cameras.

 

[Godslay]

Ahhh just saw the Tebow lowlights. Nice to see he still looks like a 5 year old throwing a football.

I remember when Tebow "improved" his mechanics after his junior year.

Then he "improved" his mechanics again right before the NFL combine.

Then he went to USC to work with a baseball coach so they could "improve" his mechanics more.

Actually that's probably where he fucked up. What good QB comes out of USC?

We talked about it yesterday in that his mechanics do look slightly different. His short pass release looks considerably more compact. His windup on longer passes seems to be a bit shorter, Squicken was saying that his footwork is different. I don't know if it will help him much, but I didn't see any wounded ducks thrown yesterday. His progressions/decision making still seems slow.

 

[BakedPigeon]

Anybody here a cop?

Not a cop but I come from a family full of them. Cousin is SWAT, other cousin is Border Patrol, another cousin is a Cop.

 

[Slo]

Come on guys, we're THIS close to having a GAF-Village People cover band!

 

[MechDX]

Not a cop but I come from a family full of them. Cousin is SWAT, other cousin is Border Patrol, another cousin is a Cop.

U.S. ? If so how does he like it?

 

[eznark]

How'd you like come down to the VFW and buy some cold eggs and stale pancakes for grossly inflated prices?!

Fuck that we have a huge party twice a year and a good fish fry during lent. You gophers just suck at stuff.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Come on guys, we're THIS close to having a GAF-Village People cover band!

Please let me be the cowboy.

 

[Milchjon]

Come on guys, we're THIS close to having a GAF-Village People cover band!

Gimme a few hours in the sun and I think I can make a pretty great indian chief.

 

[MechDX]

European people.

 

[eznark]

Gimme a few hours in the sun and I think I can make a pretty great indian chief.

FMT has a history of racially offensive makeup. He can be the Indian.

 

[BakedPigeon]

U.S. ? If so how does he like it?

Yep, he was stationed near Sierra Vista, AZ for a very long time. He has been in the BP for about 15 years now, he actually just moved back towards Virginia to became a BP trainer instead of out in the field. He loves his job.

He once was responsible for finding and recovering over 2M worth of cocaine on some drug traffickers crossing the border. Has his picture next to the bust and everything. Pretty cool stuff.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Go Seahawks

 

[MechDX]

Yep, he was stationed near Sierra Vista, AZ for a very long time. He has been in the BP for about 15 years now, he actually just moved back towards Virginia to became a BP trainer instead of out in the field. H loves his job.

He once was responsible for finding and recovering over 2M worth of cocaine on some drug traffickers crossing the border. Has his picture next to the bust and everything. Pretty cool stuff.

Dangerous job though isnt it? Like one officer for every 200 miles of border or something?

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Go Seahawks

you need to fall in line and get a niners avatar post haste!

 

[eznark]

Lol Tiger

 

[cdyhybrid]

you need to fall in line and get a niners avatar post haste!

Why is everyone a Niners fan now? I must have missed something while I was at work Friday

 

[ChanHuk]

Well the hospital EMS room was raided already do we didn't restock on drinks. Energy drinks and sandwiches were all gone. Got our first call though. Routine chest pain patient.

 

[eznark]

Why is everyone a Niners fan now? I must have missed something while I was at work Friday

Squicken spread the fanslut gospel and the sheep fell in line.

 

[Fox318]

No I'm not. Paramedics have much more EMS training than I do. I'm a firefighter.

I almost took the FDNY test this year.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Why is everyone a Niners fan now? I must have missed something while I was at work Friday

Because noone likes Pete Carroll.

 

[BakedPigeon]

Well the hospital EMS room was raided already do we didn't restock on drinks. Energy drinks and sandwiches were all gone. Got our first call though. Routine chest pain patient.

He must have watched the Cardinals game last night.

 

[KaYotiX]

Oh how I missed NFL GaF! Go Packers!

Yeah I knew it's been here but it's not the same posting when its not football season.

NFL GaF is the best GaF

 

[cdyhybrid]

Squicken spread the fanslut gospel and the sheep fell in line.

Fucking Rams (among others) fans!

Because noone likes Pete Carroll.

I like Pete Carroll

 

[MechDX]

EZ getting attacked by a rabid mob of Canadians in the Olympic thread. jnc

 

[BakedPigeon]

Dangerous job though isnt it? Like one officer for every 200 miles of border or something?

It's extremely dangerous, but a fair amount of the people he comes across are just down to earth people like you and me, trying to make a better life for themselves. The majority of them give up easily and are cooperative with the system.

The "coyotes" that are masterminding these operations can be dangerous. He has been in shootouts with them, car chases, and other bizarre scenarios.

A lot of the work is during the night which adds even more chaos to the job. They have more then 1 person covering 200 MI of border though, they usually travel in packs or plan to target a specific location with lots of agents, depending if they were tipped off prior too.

Overall though many of the people they come across are starving, dehydrated, and about to die in the heat of the sun. They practically give up themselves when they get to that point.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I almost took the FDNY test this year.

You could have been Firemen Ed.

 

[Buckethead]

Eznark, realistically who gets cut out of the 5 RBs with Benson in the picture?

 

[MechDX]

Eznark, realistically who gets cut out of the 5 RBs with Benson in the picture?

Was hoping we would trade Tate to you guys for one of your glut of receivers.

 

[eznark]

EZ getting attacked by a rabid mob of Canadians in the Olympic thread. jnc

Canadians are so hilariously insecure.

Bucket, hopefully Kuhn.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Was hoping we would trade Tate to you guys for one of your glut of receivers.

Trade us Watt for Edelman then

 

[Slo]

Crap. We just got paged to a cardiac and I didn't make the truck. Damn you Chan, I'll catch you yet.

 

[Slo]

I almost took the FDNY test this year.

You should do it. Competition is stiff though. Like 1000s of applicants per job. People from our dept went and applied for jobs there this year.

 

[MechDX]

Trade us Watt for Edelman then

Why? You need another tight end?

 

[jakncoke]

Canadians are so hilariously insecure.

Bucket, hopefully Kuhn.

how will you be racist subtly then?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Why? You need another tight end?

sure why not

 

[Slo]

how will you be racist subtly then?

Maybe he'll just keep chanting KUUUHN at Benson?

 

[DMczaf]

Maybe he'll just keep chanting KUUUHN at Benson?

So nothing changes?

 

[Slo]

So nothing changes?

Just ez being ez.

 

[eznark]

how will you be racist subtly then?

Bigotry finds a way. Bigotry...always finds a way.