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NFL Training Camp/Preseason Thread 2012 - A Farewell to snes :(

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chuckddd

Fear of a GAF Planet
I swear to Tebow, if GRobber gets this thread locked, I will find him, pull out his beard and then transplant that shit onto his niece's back.
 
GraveRobberX

GraveRobberX

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chuckddd said:
I swear to Tebow, if GRobber gets this thread locked, I will find him, pull out his beard and then transplant that shit onto his niece's back.
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Why her back?... what a strange fellow, and I'm the creepy motherfucker in this thread... Yeah OK
 
GraveRobberX

GraveRobberX

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Grover Cleveland said:
Doesn't bother me anymore. The Panthers will win a Super Bowl before the Pats win a legitimate one anyway. And we won't have to rely on video of other teams' practices, bullshit applications of bullshit rules, rogue kickers, or the other team's best player having a broken leg.
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Just send Scam to get the NE playbook, he should be good at burglary 101 & 201 he learned @ Auburn

Can even do the superman rip pose, when he hops the fence and no one is looking!
 
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Futurevoid

Member
So yeah, err Football talk.

Coughlin said JPP will not play Friday against the Bears. He was out of practice today with back spasms (cue Prince weight jokes). So the Bears offensive line will get a bit of a break on that front.

Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo

Coughlin said JPP will not play Friday. Says this is more precautionary. Would practice and play if it were the regular season. #nyg
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BannedEpisode

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eznark said:
lol, pussy Browns

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap10...en-out-of-browns-practice-for-being-too-rough
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To be fair, there is always the one guy on a football team that tries to go all fucking balls to the wall in every god damn drill. I got into a fight with this one kid in highschool who practically stuck me in the jaw in a walk through on the first week of practice.

Oh and the fuckers who lead with their helmets in tackling drills just because.

I dont know what Haden was up to but those assholes have no concept of time and place.
 
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BannedEpisode

Member
csquared587 said:
This is my first year on Gaf, is there typically a fantasy football general discussion topic? I haven't seen one here yet.
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Post your stuff here. Folks like Eznark love to critique fantasy teams and offer trade advice.

In fact, if he isnt on your best bet is to PM him a screenshot of your draft and your process.
 
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Rorschach

Member
Fuck all the people who bitch about FF talk. Now that this thread is partly off-topic, there's nothing you can say. We're in here talking about random shit like having a vagina (and nobody even brought up Tom Brady!), but you go ape shit when someone mentions FF? Suck it.

I don't actually talk FF in here, but I don't mind it either.
 
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Futurevoid

Member
BannedEpisode said:
Post your stuff here. Folks like Eznark love to critique fantasy teams and offer trade advice.

In fact, if he isnt on your best bet is to PM him a screenshot of your draft and your process.
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:jnc
 
GraveRobberX

GraveRobberX

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Rorschach said:
Fuck all the people who bitch about FF talk. Now that this thread is partly off-topic, there's nothing you can say. We're in here talking about random shit like having a vagina (and nobody even brought up Tom Brady!), but you go ape shit when someone mentions FF? Suck it.

I don't actually talk FF in here, but I don't mind it either.
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Well, what else are Raiders fans going to talk about

Getting upset for small talk

We know FF is the Black Holes Salvation, and Al Davis's Ghost will be there to comfort you
 
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eznark

Banned
Rorschach said:
Fuck all the people who bitch about FF talk. Now that this thread is partly off-topic, there's nothing you can say. We're in here talking about random shit like having a vagina (and nobody even brought up Tom Brady!), but you go ape shit when someone mentions FF? Suck it.

I don't actually talk FF in here, but I don't mind it either.
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I agree. Like I said, I'm only going to bitch during the season.
 
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Rorschach

Member
GraveRobberX said:
Well, what else are Raiders fans going to talk about

Getting upset for small talk

We know FF is the Black Holes Salvation, and Al Davis's Ghost will be there to comfort you
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I'm not upset about the small talk. I was saying the opposite of that.

And I live vicariously through Madden. I don't even need FF!
 
GraveRobberX

GraveRobberX

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Rorschach said:
I'm not upset about the small talk. I was saying the opposite of that.

And I live vicariously through Madden. I don't even need FF!
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Well you have to, that was last decent coach your team ever had

Hopefully some residue remains in some funky part of the locker room where he kept his jizz bucket

You can grow a Madden Jr. and have success by 2040, only 28 years Rory =D

By then the Nippon 49ers would have beaten the Canadian Broncos who already had won the last 8 Superbowls, giving the 49'ers their 6th title!
 
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Grover Cleveland

Member
Vilma isn't salty at all.

Sign at Vilma's restaurant says not to serve Goodell

We don't imagine too many restaurants around the country would deny NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell a meal.

Then again, how many restaurants do you know of are owned by someone who despises Goodell?

We know of at least one, Brother Jimmy's BBQ in Miami, which is owned in part by Saints linebacker Jonathan Vilma.

What caught our attention Tuesday night on Twitter was a photo of a window at Brother Jimmy's, where a sign with Goodell's face is taped to the glass. And in all caps surrounding the commissioner's mug, the message reads: "DO NOT SERVE THIS MAN."

Brother Jimmy's is owned by Broncos linebacker D.J. Williams, Panthers linebacker Jon Beason and Vilma, all of whom are University of Miami alums.
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The U is beefing with the Commish now?
 
GraveRobberX

GraveRobberX

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Bowser said:
I've been wondering this myself. He seems like a total douche.
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More fuel to move the team to London or "Insert European City Here"

See fans don't show up, no support, no money... Moving Time!

eRQdO.jpg


Funny, the Mayflower escaped England due to persecution, now it's going back to the motherland and bringing a gift with it... Hand-Egg Football to the Football Soccer masses
 
GraveRobberX

GraveRobberX

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BlackGhost said:
Haha yeah I don't think this MJD thing is the right way to start of the relationship with the fans
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Whoever gets MJD is getting a fucking a diamond

Douche owner aint reneging on contract again, it'll make him look week, that star player has power

Watch him get traded for 1st like in 2015 or some shit
 
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BaltimoreLarry

Member
GraveRobberX said:
More fuel to move the team to London or "Insert European City Here"

See fans don't show up, no support, no money... Moving Time!

eRQdO.jpg


Funny, the Mayflower escaped England due to persecution, now it's going back to the motherland and bringing a gift with it... Hand-Egg Football to the Football Soccer masses
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This picture still makes me rage, and I was like a month old when it happened. The way it happened is crazy, check out wikipedia for the story. Apparently there was a police escort waiting across the state line, because MD was trying to use their state police to detain the truck.
 
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csquared587

Member
Cool, Ill post my team here. I have mixed feelings about it since I went with QB and TE early for the first time ever. I am used to having superstar RBs so my team just makes me nervous.

10 team ppr, 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 Flex, TE, DSt, K


QB
Aaron Rodgers

RB
Michael Turner
Ahmad Bradshaw

WR
Larry Fitzgerald
Greg Jennings

TE
Rob Gronkowski

Flex
Antonio Brown

DEF
NY Jets

K
Need to get one of the waiver


Bench
Willis McGahee
Jeremy Maclin
Steven Ridley
Peyton Hillis
Kevin Smith
Cedric Benson
Michael Crabtree

There was a run on RB's this year. I was pretty much stuck with Turner after going early QB/TE. I think I need to get J jaquizz rodgers as well.
 
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