Lets stop talking about videogames and instead talk about how awesome it would be to be filthy rich.
My brother in law borrowed our SUV to pick up some furniture or some shit and he left his almost brand new BMW with us. I took it for a drive to Scranton for a deposition of some retard who works in a factory. Scranton sucks balls and the 3 hour deposition proved the witness was a fucking retard but man I am going to miss that car.
The guy who left his car with me is a doctor and I hate being near sick people and would never want to stick my hand in their asshole or mouth, but damn I kind of regretted not going to medical school after driving his car. He had a 335xi with all sorts of bells and whistles, but specifically the way the car drove was fantastic. I got it up to 110 miles/hour and it felt like I was going 60 in a normal car. While the drive was out of this world the weird thing was the car was the most complicated thing ever. I don't see how an old person could operate the car. I am pretty tech savvy and it took me a minute or two to just figure out how to turn on the radio and set it to the Pearl Jam station. Some other family members have bimmers and they all bitch that after 100k miles they are all unreliable, but if I had that kind of money I would say fuck it and just keep buying a new one.
If any of your bitches are rich and want to give money to a GAfer I can't say that I am homeless or suicidal but if you buy me a BMW I will strongly consider being a squicken fan of your team, provided that that team is not the Ravens or Patriots. If that is the case then you can shove that cash and beautiful car up your ass, which is most likely infested with the worst kind of diseases known to man.