1. BowserSo, we all agree that when it comes to fan insecurity, Bowser tops the list right? Elite tier need to be loved.
Prove it
The gator is totally going to squicken once the Jags are halfway decent.
Actually, our favorite fatty did: QB broken tackles halfway down.Unfortunately, nobody keeps track of those stats.
There are stats for long sacks (sacks occurring after 3 seconds, which are typically the fault of the QB) and short sacks (sacks occurring under 2.5 seconds, which are typically the fault of the line, and there were 19 long sacks and 17 short sacks last season. But that doesn't take into account sacks that did not occur due to Roethlisberger extending broken plays/breaking tackles, the type of pass offense in question, etc.
But even without that information, the fact that it was statistically ~50/50 in terms of O-Line and QB blame for sacks, speaks to the validity of my statements considering it's common knowledge that Ben breaks a ton of tackles every single football game, which would skew those percentages into his favor by quite a bit.
I said a combination of the two.
Roethlisberger has consistently been sacked 40+ times a season, and this number is deceiving considering he's easily the most elusive QB in the backfield once blocking has broken down.
Eli was sacked an above average amount, but almost in line with the rest of the league. He was ranked 20th in sacks. In today's league, it's easy to be a one dimensional pass oriented team if you're not behind the Steelers offensive line. There's no comparing the Giants and Steelers line, that shit was held together by a wet bandaid by seasons end.
You guys are fucking annoying with this argument.
Yes, he holds onto the ball for too long and it results in sacks that wouldn't otherwise happen. But you guys conveniently hold onto that aspect of the argument without including the fact that he'd have been sacked a ton more times if he had the mobility and escape ability of an average NFL QB.
He breaks more sacks then he's responsible for, by a lot. End of story. I'm right and you're wrong.
Unfortunately, nobody keeps track of those stats.
There are stats for long sacks (sacks occurring after 3 seconds, which are typically the fault of the QB) and short sacks (sacks occurring under 2.5 seconds, which are typically the fault of the line, and there were 19 long sacks and 17 short sacks last season. But that doesn't take into account sacks that did not occur due to Roethlisberger extending broken plays/breaking tackles, the type of pass offense in question, etc.
But even without that information, the fact that it was statistically ~50/50 in terms of O-Line and QB blame for sacks, speaks to the validity of my statements considering it's common knowledge that Ben breaks a ton of tackles every single football game, which would skew those percentages into his favor by quite a bit.
Actually, our favorite fatty did: QB broken tackles halfway down.
Actually, our favorite fatty did: QB broken tackles halfway down.
Actually, our favorite fatty did: QB broken tackles halfway down.
It's one season - more likely a fluke than anything else.Man, I knew McCoy was impressive (he just shredded the Giants a couple of times), but his bt rate is insanely high.
That list is pretty sketchy.
Anyone who watched the Steelers last season knows that Ben broke out of more than 4 tackles.
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It's one season - more likely a fluke than anything else.
Whoa, whoa, totally read you wrong, homeboy. I thought you were talking about Colt McCoy, not LeSean.Man that was a quick edit. It says in the article that he was 3rd the year before. It is no fluke at all, he breaks a lot of tackles.
It's one season - more likely a fluke than anything else.
That list is pretty sketchy.
Anyone who watched the Steelers last season knows that Ben broke out of more than 4 tackles.
He was third last year, guy is insanely shifty. Some of the tackles he broke out of the Jints games were really impressive.
A misunderstanding.Whoa, whoa, totally read you wrong, homeboy. I thought you were talking about Colt McCoy, not LeSean.
That list is pretty sketchy.
Anyone who watched the Steelers last season knows that Ben broke out of more than 4 tackles.
I liked this bit:I'm thinking Julio Jones might be high on the WRs list this year.
Jacquizz Rodgers just misses making these lists, with only 78 touches, but he led all rookies with 19 broken tackles. That's a 24.4 percent rate of broken tackles per touch.
So, we all agree that when it comes to fan insecurity, Bowser tops the list right? Elite tier need to be loved.
1. Bowser
2. Doomsayer
Unfortunately, nobody keeps track of those stats.
There are stats for long sacks (sacks occurring after 3 seconds, which are typically the fault of the QB) and short sacks (sacks occurring under 2.5 seconds, which are typically the fault of the line, and there were 19 long sacks and 17 short sacks last season. But that doesn't take into account sacks that did not occur due to Roethlisberger extending broken plays/breaking tackles, the type of pass offense in question, etc.
But even without that information, the fact that it was statistically ~50/50 in terms of O-Line and QB blame for sacks, speaks to the validity of my statements considering it's common knowledge that Ben breaks a ton of tackles every single football game, which would skew those percentages into his favor by quite a bit.
He didn't break any tackles against the niners when we destroyed your shitty team. He did cry like a bitch about apparently being bounty'd by us tho
This is clearly fabricated! The league is out to get us! Do not serve chuckddd!
Great job destroying someone 1 week fresh from a high ankle sprain, the amount of pride it supplied your team with definitely had a part in carrying them to a Super Bowl victory last season.
Do you ever get tired of making excuses for a rapist?
This is clearly fabricated! The league is out to get us! Do not serve chuckddd!
If someone never charged with rape is a rapist, then someone who had the highest HGH levels ever in the MLB but got off due to a technicality is surely:
Do you ever get tired of making excuses for a rapist?
I think the bigger question is which jersey are you going to wear tonight during the game? I know it's only preseason, but this one has got to tear you right down the middle!
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Imagine the tension in their house watching their baby daughter to see which team she leans towards. The daughter herself is going to be confused when sees mommy cheering for the orange team and daddy cheering for the green team.I think the bigger question is which jersey are you going to wear tonight during the game? I know it's only preseason, but this one has got to tear you right down the middle!
Imagine the tension in their house watching their baby daughter to see which team she leans towards. The daughter herself is going to be confused when sees mommy cheering for the orange team and daddy cheering for the green team.
If she gravitates towards the Bungles I wonder who ez is going to beat first, the wife for installing these faulty values or the daughter for accepting them? In between the loving strokes of his belt ez is going to rue the fact that he spent all of his time online, playing games and watching baseball instead of teaching his kid white from wrong (or however they phrase it in Kentucky).
Great job destroying someone 1 week fresh from a high ankle sprain, the amount of pride it supplied your team with definitely had a part in carrying them to a Super Bowl victory last season.
That excuse might work in Wisconsin but the laws are a little different on the east coast. For good or bad it is still illegal to hit a woman here.Maybe if you punched your wife every once in awhile she'd give you your testicles back?
Imagine the tension in their house watching their baby daughter to see which team she leans towards. The daughter herself is going to be confused when sees mommy cheering for the orange team and daddy cheering for the green team.
If she gravitates towards the Bungles I wonder who ez is going to beat first, the wife for installing these faulty values or the daughter for accepting them? In between the loving strokes of his belt ez is going to rue the fact that he spent all of his time online, playing games and watching baseball instead of teaching his kid white from wrong (or however they phrase it in Kentucky).
Maybe if you punched your wife every once in awhile she'd give you your testicles back?
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Imagine the tension in their house watching their baby daughter to see which team she leans towards. The daughter herself is going to be confused when sees mommy cheering for the orange team and daddy cheering for the green team.
If she gravitates towards the Bungles I wonder who ez is going to beat first, the wife for installing these faulty values or the daughter for accepting them? In between the loving strokes of his belt ez is going to rue the fact that he spent all of his time online, playing games and watching baseball instead of teaching his kid white from wrong (or however they phrase it in Kentucky).
That excuse might work in Wisconsin but the laws are a little different on the east coast. For good or bad it is still illegal to hit a woman here.
:lol @ FMT taking pride in beating a gimp. I think we might still have won with a gimped Ben if your coach didn't inject your punter with enough steroids to satisfy an entire MLB team. Then again if my team just sucked massive balls for an entire decade I would probably act the same way too!
1. Your team did suck balls for an entire decade: the 1980s
2. Roofles has always been a mental gimp. His physical disability just matched it for once. The rest of your team is full of gimps and idiots as well so it wasn't just Ben that we styled on
3. You should have said enough steroids to satisfy a 1970s steelers team. Remember the 70s when your team built a dynasty on cheating? The patriots learned it from you!
1. Your team did suck balls for an entire decade: the 1980s
2. Roofles has always been a mental gimp. His physical disability just matched it for once. The rest of your team is full of gimps and idiots as well so it wasn't just Ben that we styled on
3. You should have said enough steroids to satisfy a 1970s steelers team. Remember the 70s when your team built a dynasty on cheating? The patriots learned it from you!
1. Your team did suck balls for an entire decade: the 1980s
2. Roofles has always been a mental gimp. His physical disability just matched it for once. The rest of your team is full of gimps and idiots as well so it wasn't just Ben that we styled on
3. You should have said enough steroids to satisfy a 1970s steelers team. Remember the 70s when your team built a dynasty on cheating? The patriots learned it from you!
Better qb: Bubby Brister or Alex Smith?We went to the playoffs 4 times during our shitty decade, how many playoff appearances did you have during yours?