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[bionic77]

Satan will be watching over me for the next month or two. All I have to do is look up from my computer and there he is, in full view. I think if Bionic worked in my office he'd have to quit.

I can't wait until they paint those Uggs on him. It's got to be an Uggs ad right? I'll update once I can confirm.

That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen but in New York it might be a smart thing to have "that" cover your building. I am pretty sure that the only way your building would be safer from terrorists is if they covered it in a picture of Osama. Brady is big with Al Queda. Also props to the painters for being accurate to their craft and giving him a camel toe.

Personally though I would rather look at a screensaver of Larry's freshly squeezed shit than have to ever look at that again.

 

[Talon]

That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen but in New York it might be a smart thing to have "that" cover your building. I am pretty sure that the only way your building would be safer from terrorists is if they covered it in a picture of Osama. Brady is big with Al Queda. Also props to the painters for being accurate to their craft and giving him a camel toe.

Personally though I would rather look at a screensaver of Larry's freshly squeezed shit than have to ever look at that again.

Vintage bionic.

 

[cajunator]

How awful. Like the eye of Sauron watching over you.
Brady can see you pee.

 

[eznark]

That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen but in New York it might be a smart thing to have "that" cover your building. I am pretty sure that the only way your building would be safer from terrorists is if they covered it in a picture of Osama. Brady is big with Al Queda. Also props to the painters for being accurate to their craft and giving him a camel toe.

Personally though I would rather look at a screensaver of Larry's freshly squeezed shit than have to ever look at that again.

i love you

 

[BannedEpisode]

Game won't be out till Summer 2014 with the way the dev team works.

Well at any rate the game should be awesome. When I played the beta I had never played the original and I pre-ordered it as soon as I finished. Some of the most fun I've had in a game in a long while.

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen but in New York it might be a smart thing to have "that" cover your building. I am pretty sure that the only way your building would be safer from terrorists is if they covered it in a picture of Osama. Brady is big with Al Queda. Also props to the painters for being accurate to their craft and giving him a camel toe.

Personally though I would rather look at a screensaver of Larry's freshly squeezed shit than have to ever look at that again.

Rashard mendenhall and Brady should get together and talk shop!

 

[cajunator]

Bionic almost makes me forget how much I hate Steelers fans.
But not quite.

 

[K-19]

Kyle Bonagura ‏@KyleBonagura

The #49ers have begun making their cuts. A few early names: K Giorgio Tavecchio, WR Ben Hannula, Stanford DL Matt Masifilo, Cory Nelms

 

[Milchjon]

His arm strength has already deteriorated to near Pennington levels. Hence the tight end signings, crossing routes are as far as he can throw. In 3 years he won't even be able to do that.

:-(

Spoiler

I actually agree partly. I don't think I've really seen him hit a receiver deep since Randy left. Last year he was 29th in the league in deep throw completion percentage, apparently: http://wp.advancednflstats.com/playerstats.php?pos=QB

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Kyle Bonagura ‏@KyleBonagura

The #49ers have begun making their cuts. A few early names: K Giorgio Tavecchio, WR Ben Hannula, Stanford DL Matt Masifilo, Cory Nelms

All garbage players. Let me see Brock on the cut list harbs! I need to see it!!

 

[cajunator]

I wonder if the Saints will try to find a way to keep both Travaris Cadet and Chris Ivory or if they might just cut Ivory altogether. Both of them are hard hitting capable RB's. But we are so stacked at that position its kind of ridiculous.

 

[Slo]

It's my son's birthday and he wants me to buy him something called "Madden" for his Nintendo. Where do you young people buy video game tapes these days? The Sears catalog?

 

[Link]

Just heard the Hernandez news, fuck yes! This guy is going to be a game-changer for the next 5+ years. I was having a conversation during last season about Aaron and Wes with a friend, I said Hernandez is more important and he gets extended first, and the dude looked at me like I was crazy. I'm so glad that Brady will have 2 elite TEs to throw to for his last years in the league.

Tell your friend he's dumb. Welker is a slot receiver. Both TE's have the same receiving skill set with superior blocking ability.

 

[cajunator]

It's my son's birthday and he wants me to buy him something called "Madden" for his Nintendo. Where do you young people buy video game tapes these days? The Sears catalog?

Wal-Mart baby!

 

[Link]

It's my son's birthday and he wants me to buy him something called "Madden" for his Nintendo. Where do you young people buy video game tapes these days? The Sears catalog?

Toys "R" Us. Just take the ticket to the counter.

 

[darkside31337]

I find it hilarious how Target is doing the $10 gift card + free large bag of Doritos with Madden. They should have just thrown in a free case of Mountain Dew while they were at it.

 

[eznark]

It's my son's birthday and he wants me to buy him something called "Madden" for his Nintendo. Where do you young people buy video game tapes these days? The Sears catalog?

FunCoLand is hip and with it

 

[Rorschach]

I find it hilarious how Target is doing the $10 gift card + free large bag of Doritos with Madden. They should have just thrown in a free case of Mountain Dew while they were at it.

That's what the 10 dollar gift card is for.

 

[Bowser]

@ProFootballTalk Panthers cut Olindo Mare, per league source.

Wow, a little surprised to be honest.

FunCoLand is hip and with it

Wow, FunCoLand...brings back the memories lol

 

[Buckethead]

Jarius Wynn cut in Green Bay.

Thank God that guy fucking sucked.

Maybe we'll be going with the vaunted "no defensive linemen" strategy.

Muir, Worthy, Daniels?

 

[cajunator]

Wow, a little surprised to be honest.



Wow, FunCoLand...brings back the memories lol

Olindo has been in the league FOREVER. I remember him as a Saint.

ALso, fuck.

 

[eznark]

Has Worthy played yet this pre-season? Talk about not having an impact...

 

[Buckethead]

Has Worthy played yet this pre-season? Talk about not having an impact...

Didn't make an impact until the Bengals game when he forced a face and made a couple of good plays.

Get it through your noggin: this defense is going to suck for a good chunk of the season.

 

[exarkun]

Young is better than Tebow and Sanchize.

 

[eznark]

Didn't make an impact until the Bengals game when he forced a face and made a couple of good plays.

Get it through your noggin: this defense is going to suck for the first 8 games of the season.

When have I ever given a shit about the defense sucking?!

 

[I H8 Memes]

Any team that needs an upgrade at kicker should be waiting to see which guy the bucs cut. Our back up is perfect for the regular season and nailed to 50+ yarders against the Pats. If the Bucs decide to hold onto him to get a better look it wouldnt surprise me at all if we end up keeping him over Barth.

 

[Slo]

FunCoLand is hip and with it

Oh God, I miss Funcoland. That NeoGeo they had behind the counter may have been my first awkward stalker crush.

 

[brentech]

Liking the Nexus 7. Working good.

 

[Pimpwerx]

This is so awesome.

What's really sad is I knew Herny would be a stud, since I'm a Gators fan. As soon as the Pats drafted him, I started throwing shit at my tv. Some guys you don't want in your division, unless they're on your team. I don't want to have to see that guy twice a year. PEACE.

 

[Monroeski]

Couldn't find any other links to this in a cursory search of the thread, so I'll just leave it here -

Hip Hop Jerry Jones

 

[bionic77]

Rashard mendenhall and Brady should get together and talk shop!

I am pretty sure when we release him he is going straight to New England. His theories will be more appreciated with that particular team.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The only time Ben would be on a poster would be one saying to stop rape.

 

[Bowser]

The only time Ben would be on a poster would be one saying to stop rape.

Alright Gator, enough!

Ben's not here

4UR ENTERTAINMENT

 

[evilhomer]

Tarvaris Jackson to Buffalo is official now. 7th round conditional 6th if he is active for 6 games, so the sixth is more or less a sure thing.

Considering he was going to be cut anyways not bad to be able to get something for him.

 

[eznark]

Tarvaris Jackson to Buffalo is official now. 7th round conditional 6th if he is active for 6 games, so the sixth is more or less a sure thing.

Considering he was going to be cut anyways not bad to be able to get something for him.

Flynn's fate is sealed. Dude should just invest his $8m and live a happy normal middle class life like Doug Pederson.

 

[bionic77]

The only time Ben would be on a poster would be one saying to stop rape.

Not Ben's fault they only stick skinny, flat chested, unathletic chicks on posters.

Ben doesn't make societies rules, he just follows them (most of the time).

 

[cdyhybrid]

Russell Wilson is a RotY lock.

 

[eznark]

Russell Wilson is a MVP lock.

fixed

 

[Dutch Gronk]

fixed

Packers - Wilsons in the NFCC game, who would you root for ?

 

[LJ11]

Tarvaris Jackson to Buffalo is official now. 7th round conditional 6th if he is active for 6 games, so the sixth is more or less a sure thing.

Considering he was going to be cut anyways not bad to be able to get something for him.

3rd QB for the Bills B.Smith since he can also play WR/KR, there's a good chance he's not activated for a few games since Pigpen knows the offense and it's the only reason he's still on the roster. Young couldn't grasp shit.

 

[eznark]

Packers - Wilsons in the NFCC game, who would you root for ?

Whoever wins!

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Jerry Jones has so much swag

Also, when you order a pizza, why the hell would you order a 2 LITER pepsi. All that sugaaarrrr!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Whoever wins!

Wilsons-Bengals in the SB

who would you cheer for

 

[Slo]

3rd QB for the Bills B.Smith since he can also play WR/KR, there's a good chance he's not activated for a few games since Pigpen knows the offense and it's the only reason he's still on the roster. Young couldn't grasp shit.

VY should go to the Pats. Something tells me he and Gronk would get along well.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

VY should go to the Pats. Something tells me he and Gronk would get along well.

Shut your mouth! Gronk might be uuuh simple, but at least he understands how to play football. For VY its a challenge to put on his own socks every day.

 

[Slo]

Shut your mouth! Gronk might be uuuh simple, but at least he understands how to play football. For VY its a challenge to put on his own socks every day.

If there's one thing VY understands, it's shirtless dudebro parties. GRONK GRONK GRONK

 

[Dutch Gronk]

If there's one thing VY understands, it's shirtless dudebro parties. GRONK GRONK GRONK

Not the problem of us shirtless party animals, that you have a super pasty white chest and don't like to take your shirt off.

BOOOMSHAKALAKA!

 

[Sanjuro]

If there's one thing VY understands, it's shirtless dudebro parties. GRONK GRONK GRONK

Awwwww.....ahhhwwwww.....awwwwwww.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zooftRlPUG0&feature=player_detailpage#t=117s

 

[cajunator]

Vince young's playbook went something like "make one read, fuck it I'm running"
Actually, that's pretty similar to Michael Vick's.

 

[ChanHuk]

If there's one thing VY understands, it's shirtless dudebro parties. GRONK GRONK GRONK

VY + Michael Huff + Gronk = shirtless trio.