This might not hold true for the majority, But games I've known/met irl are mostly hs dropouts that work shit ass close to min wage jobs.
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This might not hold true for the majority, But games I've known/met irl are mostly hs dropouts that work shit ass close to min wage jobs.
Buckethead
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I think Eli thinks "escort" just means "escort".
LiquidMetal14
hide your water-based mammals
I still can't stop laughing over this lololol
Someone has to make a youtube of this with the classic banana peel slip and bump sounds. Someone has to be on the same page on me with this.
MAKE IT HAPPEN!
That was moi.
DeaconKnowledge
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What is actually going on with this picture?
His other hand is waving a giant flag.
Buckethead
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:jnc
BannedEpisode
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Superman: A Menace or Boon for New Orleans?
goldlion054
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I'm drunk and about to get laid guys.... USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Buckethead
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Goldy's going to throw the challenge flag too early if you know what I mean.
AngmarsKing701
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:jnc
goldlion054
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You have red hair
Newton Crosby
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:jnc
lolol
Jake Tower
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This gif needs to be on every NFL-GAF thread page at least once.
I still can't stop laughing over this lololol
I still can't stop laughing over this lololol
"YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!"
It really is the percect gif.
Sanchez either misses the handoff or the rb has no idea, and he's like "oh shit what to do now" so he runs with it behind the oline.
Except he's a chickenshit so he closes his eyes and gets a face full of Moore's giant ass while Wilfork is like "lol wut" and the patriots defender says "well fuck I'll just take this ball now" and Sanchez just lays there like "fuck everything".
It is the poetry of folly, symbolic of a mismanaged organization and everything currently wrong with it elegantly demonstrated in the ten funniest seconds of football from 2012.
TheLegendary
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A shame anybody needs to root for such an inept team.
smokeymicpot
Beat EviLore at pool.
It might be the play of the year. Shit is fucking godly it would be so much better if it was against a shit team.
BannedEpisode
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I had sex with a girl my roommate dated last week. Didnt know it was her because I was drunk. Be careful gold!
Ive been drinking too. Im leaning out of the bathtub typing this, I have a cup with cranberry juice and 190 proof everclear.
Whats gonna happen:
WesternHeretic
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I don't even know what to say to that. How does a rank team lose to well fuck what happened again?
Dutch Gronk
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You can be a winner and have a fear-like respect for women:
Eli even dresses like a fucking goober.
Fucking Eli...I could use a drink.
You knew exactly who it was
Females may fall for that weak excuse but among bros? Cmon son
How? He is a bottom 5 starting NFL QB and just as much a part of the problem as anybody else on the team.
This is still so hilariously relevant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swxQkMvl-4w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swxQkMvl-4w
I never doubted the powers of a voluntary virgin.You can be a winner and have a fear-like respect for women:
Disagree. This is a guy who needed a top 5 defense, top 5 running game, and great o-line to just barely sneak into the playoffs for a couple of years. You have to be really amazing in other areas of your team to make up for a guy like Sanchez, and it is too hard to do that year in and year out in the nfl.
Link
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I think Sanchez is terrible, but yeah, Sparano is definitely way up the list too. I hated the move when they got him and he's done nothing to assuage my feelings of it. Guy can't call plays for shit, and Tebow has been completely wasted in his system. I've never seen a player's skillset so mismanaged in my life.
They made it to 2 championship games in 3 years. I would not throw the team under the bus. They are rebuilding now though and it is stupid to stick with a bum like Sanchez when you have a winner like Tebow playing special teams.
In a couple more years you won't even need to photoshop him.
I'm not in any way saying they should have brought Sanchez back. He's a bottom third QB. But that's part of the problem. Horrible cap management and talent evaluation by Tannenbaum led them to that mistake. Rex is a very good defensive coach but did pretty poorly in his selection of coaches.
As far as I can tell, all the talent there was brought in by Mangini, and it got old. Tannenbaum only took personnel power once he left, and the owner is the one who made that mistake. Why would a cap guy know talent evaluation?
https://twitter.com/vitostellino
Beat writer covering the Jags. If you want to see some good trolling of NFL GMs, read his timeline on Nov 20. It's amazing
As far as I can tell, all the talent there was brought in by Mangini, and it got old. Tannenbaum only took personnel power once he left, and the owner is the one who made that mistake. Why would a cap guy know talent evaluation?
https://twitter.com/vitostellino
Beat writer covering the Jags. If you want to see some good trolling of NFL GMs, read his timeline on Nov 20. It's amazing
That's why I see Tannenbaum and Sparano will be let go. I think the Jets make a run at Norv when he is fired for offensive coordinator. Rex runs the defense and Norv runs the offense. They will make a complete head coach.
Hopefully this turned out well.
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Walt "tuck rule" Coleman is the worst.
So what you are saying is that a GM that is dumb enough to give a huge contract to Sanchez sucks even harder at his job than Sanchez does...you got me there.
Ænima;44691374 said:
c'mon bro. He put himself in that situation by screwing up their cap so bad he had no choice but to compound his mistake and extend him. Unless it's a Luck/RG3 QB draft it's all a guess at the position, and they got unlucky with Sanchez. Then screwed up their cap by handing out bad extensions to fading players so that when it came time to move on, they couldn't
What happened this year isn't Sanchez's fault. It's the culmination of bad decisions by an owner, GM, and HC. How much better would they be with Stafford, Cutler, or Ryan?
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
There was no reason to give Sanchez an extension. None what so ever. His play didn't merit it at all.
Rex Ryan is not a good head coach. A good defensive coordinator but not a good head coach. He has to go along with Tanny and Sanchez.
Totally agree, in fact you can go back a season or two when some of us had this discussion, the Jets lack of depth was always a concern. Tannenbaum gave out draft picks like Halloween candy, tempting to do when you have a team right at the cusp, but when you don't win it all in that small window the fall is harder. Roster is the biggest issue, they want to pound the rock but cant do so because their OL isn't good enough. DBricks never been a good run blocker, Mangolds terrific but Moores fallen off and the other two are replacement level at best.
I agree. The problem was Sanchez had a 2012 cap number of 11.25m and the Jets had no cap room. So they could have cut him and throw in the towel on 2012 or restructured his deal. In retrospect it's easy to say they should have cut him, but did you think that in the offseason? Did most fans? Did the owner?
Been saying it for a while now: Rex is just like his dad, a great defensive cordinator but a terrible HC. My guess would be his brother will be the same.
Same situation down here. Kubiak isnt a great HC but the hiring of Wade (same issue) has greatly helped to balance things.
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