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[WedgeX]

So I cock blocked myself last night. Talking to two girls, for eznarks sake I'll call them black girl and white girl (their skin colors), I thought the white girl was really pretty and the black girl was okay. I was trying to dance with the white girl but she wouldn't go without her black friend. I tried to invite her out to the d floor but black girl wouldn't come so neither would white girl. -here I'll say it was my birthday and out with my friends to celebrate and where the fuck one of them was to be my wing man I have no fucking clue and I'm actually questioning all my friendhips with them, what kind of shit is that?- well I told them it was my birthday and the white girl bought us 3 a couple shots and then we convinced the black girl to come dance with us. The white girl is fucking slutting it up out there making out with me and you could tell the black girl was kind of upset, fuck black girl. Anyways we go off the d floor and I get white girls number, we get another drink and after that go back to dance. In the middle of that mess i see my ex and I'm like "we'll fuck she's hotter than this girl so I'd rather sleep with her tonight" so I just leave them to go talk to her and she said "you're seriously going to try this now when you just had your tongue down her throat?" So like a dumbass I go back to them after just walking away without saying anything and black girl asks me who that was and I dumbassingly tell her it was my ex. White girl didn't notice or hear or something cuz she didn't give a fuck but I could tell black girl didn't

God this is a terrible story I'm going to stop now

Go Beas

Eric Wright not playing for the Bucs. He was needed today to help stop Roddy and Julio

FOX is replaying the Lions pre-game. Such torture. Haven't decided which comedy to watch, vikebikes v. bears, or steelers vs. browns.

 

[jakncoke]

So I cock blocked myself last night. Talking to two girls, for eznarks sake I'll call them black girl and white girl (their skin colors), I thought the white girl was really pretty and the black girl was okay. I was trying to dance with the white girl but she wouldn't go without her black friend. I tried to invite her out to the d floor but black girl wouldn't come so neither would white girl. -here I'll say it was my birthday and out with my friends to celebrate and where the fuck one of them was to be my wing man I have no fucking clue and I'm actually questioning all my friendhips with them, what kind of shit is that?- well I told them it was my birthday and the white girl bought us 3 a couple shots and then we convinced the black girl to come dance with us. The white girl is fucking slutting it up out there making out with me and you could tell the black girl was kind of upset, fuck black girl. Anyways we go off the d floor and I get white girls number, we get another drink and after that go back to dance. In the middle of that mess i see my ex and I'm like "we'll fuck she's hotter than this girl so I'd rather sleep with her tonight" so I just leave them to go talk to her and she said "you're seriously going to try this now when you just had your tongue down her throat?" So like a dumbass I go back to them after just walking away without saying anything and black girl asks me who that was and I dumbassingly tell her it was my ex. White girl didn't notice or hear or something cuz she didn't give a fuck but I could tell black girl didn't

God this is a terrible story I'm going to stop now

Go Beas

:cuevas moment

 

[TheLegendary]

So is th Giants game going to be any good? Only game I'll be able to watch this weekend.

It will be if you like watching the Packers blowout their opponents like I do.

Spoiler

Should be a close game

 

[Dead Man]

It will be if you like watching the Packers blowout their opponents like I do.

Spoiler

Should be a close game

LOL, I prefer seeing 4th quater goober save a game, so that sounds good.

 

[Kave_Man]

So I cock blocked myself last night. Talking to two girls, for eznarks sake I'll call them black girl and white girl (their skin colors), I thought the white girl was really pretty and the black girl was okay. I was trying to dance with the white girl but she wouldn't go without her black friend. I tried to invite her out to the d floor but black girl wouldn't come so neither would white girl. -here I'll say it was my birthday and out with my friends to celebrate and where the fuck one of them was to be my wing man I have no fucking clue and I'm actually questioning all my friendhips with them, what kind of shit is that?- well I told them it was my birthday and the white girl bought us 3 a couple shots and then we convinced the black girl to come dance with us. The white girl is fucking slutting it up out there making out with me and you could tell the black girl was kind of upset, fuck black girl. Anyways we go off the d floor and I get white girls number, we get another drink and after that go back to dance. In the middle of that mess i see my ex and I'm like "we'll fuck she's hotter than this girl so I'd rather sleep with her tonight" so I just leave them to go talk to her and she said "you're seriously going to try this now when you just had your tongue down her throat?" So like a dumbass I go back to them after just walking away without saying anything and black girl asks me who that was and I dumbassingly tell her it was my ex. White girl didn't notice or hear or something cuz she didn't give a fuck but I could tell black girl didn't

God this is a terrible story I'm going to stop now

Go Beas

Haha sounds like a buddy of mine when we went to Halifax. Only difference is instead of trying to hit on the ex he first hit on the black girl and then made out with her friend. They got pissed off at each other and left.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Have to trade in my man card today, going to miss all the afternoon action, including the return of Plax, to take my woman and her daughter to see Trans Siberian Orchestra. At least they put on a good show, but dammit, they could have put it on yesterday and left my football alone.

 

[eznark]

Have to trade in my man card today, going to miss all the afternoon action, including the return of Plax, to take my woman and her daughter to see Trans Siberian Orchestra. At least they put on a good show, but dammit, they could have put it on yesterday and left my football alone.

You just don't want to watch Old Man Weeden humiliate you

 

[Kave_Man]

You just don't want to watch Old Man Weeden humiliate you

I knew I could count on you eznark.

 

[eznark]

I knew I could count on you eznark.

You're my bro, bro. A browns win helps my Bengals!

 

[Spectral Glider]

You just don't want to watch Old Man Weeden humiliate you

Weeden's almost old enough to have been childhood buddies with Batch.

 

[Greg]

So I cock blocked myself last night. Talking to two girls, for eznarks sake I'll call them black girl and white girl (their skin colors), I thought the white girl was really pretty and the black girl was okay. I was trying to dance with the white girl but she wouldn't go without her black friend. I tried to invite her out to the d floor but black girl wouldn't come so neither would white girl. -here I'll say it was my birthday and out with my friends to celebrate and where the fuck one of them was to be my wing man I have no fucking clue and I'm actually questioning all my friendhips with them, what kind of shit is that?- well I told them it was my birthday and the white girl bought us 3 a couple shots and then we convinced the black girl to come dance with us. The white girl is fucking slutting it up out there making out with me and you could tell the black girl was kind of upset, fuck black girl. Anyways we go off the d floor and I get white girls number, we get another drink and after that go back to dance. In the middle of that mess i see my ex and I'm like "we'll fuck she's hotter than this girl so I'd rather sleep with her tonight" so I just leave them to go talk to her and she said "you're seriously going to try this now when you just had your tongue down her throat?" So like a dumbass I go back to them after just walking away without saying anything and black girl asks me who that was and I dumbassingly tell her it was my ex. White girl didn't notice or hear or something cuz she didn't give a fuck but I could tell black girl didn't

God this is a terrible story I'm going to stop now

Go Beas

you ruined what little chance you had by calling it the d floor

 

[Dead Man]

Weeden's almost old enough to have been childhood buddies with Batch.

Nobody is that old.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Cuevas stories are the best stories.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Lesson for future cuevas -

Never leave one woman for another. Best way to lose both.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Cuevas is a whore

 

[ari]

Cutler starting...8-3 confirmed.

 

[Draxal]

For you wfan guys.

A Jerome from Manhattan soundboard.

http://jeromefrommanhattan.com/#

Oh how I miss him, he and prestroke schmoozer were the best.

 

[ari]

Gangnam style is the lamest shit ever. So played out. Tell your internet buddies to stop refreshing that fucking youtube video.

 

[WedgeX]

Gangnam style is the lamest shit ever. So played out. Tell your internet buddies to stop refreshing that fucking youtube video.

Boy, Bieber fans sure are salty.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

At the end of the night my ex had to drive my buddies car home while I was passed out and had her sister picked her up from my house. Big mess

 

[jbug617]

At the end of the night my ex had to drive my buddies car home while I was passed out and had her sister picked her up from my house. Big mess

so technically she went home with you. It's a minor win for you considering the circumstances.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Patriots have the most rushing TD's

 

[jakncoke]

Gangnam style is the lamest shit ever. So played out. Tell your internet buddies to stop refreshing that fucking youtube video.

I cant believe, well i guess i can. But goddamn this and a bieber as #1 and #2 all time views.

 

[eznark]

What's the spread in the night game? Everyone picked GB.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Have to trade in my man card today, going to miss all the afternoon action, including the return of Plax, to take my woman and her daughter to see Trans Siberian Orchestra. At least they put on a good show, but dammit, they could have put it on yesterday and left my football alone.

I'm shopping for bar stools with the missus. I figured if I'm gonna miss a Steeler game, them shitting it up against the Browns is the one to miss.

Spoiler

In hindsight I could have also missed the Raiders game, the Titans game and that godawful Chiefs game.

But still... Charlie Baaaaaaaaaaatch bitches.

 

[ActStriker]

What's the spread in the night game? Everyone picked GB.

Giants by 3

 

[jbug617]

What's the spread in the night game? Everyone picked GB.

Giants -3

 

[eznark]

That seems right. I think the Giants win a close one.

 

[Gray Man]

Lets go Bills. If you win this you might, might, make the playoffs.

 

[WedgeX]

That seems right. I think the Giants win a close one.

I've seen this before....put your money on the Packers, folks.

 

[smokeymicpot]

Today is gonna be a tough game. If we win I will be shocked but then again this team been surprising me. Lets go Vikings.

 

[Talon]

Watching NFL Countdown for God knows what reason.

"This team with a winning record has serious flaws. This team with just 2 wins over shitty teams is not as bad as you think."

 

[TheLegendary]

Gangnam style is the lamest shit ever. So played out. Tell your internet buddies to stop refreshing that fucking youtube video.

Thanks to you I've finally looked at it on Youtube. Damnit.

 

[Grifter]

4 bloated pre-game shows and they all feature terrible analysts. Thought NFL Network would fix that but Deion. May go back to Fox for first in time a decade.

 

[Greg]

That seems right. I think the Giants win a close one.

I'm expecting them to lose this one for some reason. The Bears are also going to lose though.

 

[DMczaf]

Eric Wright not playing for the Bucs. He was needed today to help stop Roddy and Julio

 

[RBH]

:lol

 

[TheLegendary]

I've seen this before....put your money on the Packers, folks.

We of Packers GAF are well aware of this phenomenon.

That said I actually agree with him this week, while I usually don't :/ . Hurts to say it when it's against the scum that is the Giants though.

 

[eznark]

I'm expecting them to lose this one for some reason. The Bears are also going to lose though.

Agree on both fronts. And last week the Packers had no right to win. I didn't realize just how god fucking awful Stafford actually has become.

 

[WedgeX]

I love Terry.

 

[RBH]

Steelers WR Plaxico Burress is active, Antonio Brown inactive.

At running back, Broncos starting Knowshon Moreno.

Falcons CB Asante Samuel, listed as questionable with a shoulder injury, is starting today vs. Tampa Bay.

Double motivation for Bengals. Need a win to help their wild-card chase and they also own Raiders second-round pick so each Oak loss helps.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

so technically she went home with you. It's a minor win for you considering the circumstances.

 

[beast786]

I'm expecting them to lose this one for some reason. The Bears are also going to lose though.

Sounds like a great day for me.

 

[RBH]

So no Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century this week?

 

[Newton Crosby]

Drew Brees is back everyone!

 

[MechDX]

Sounds like a great day for me.

But if they both win its like a kick in the nuts.

 

[beast786]

But if they both win its like a kick in the nuts.

*

 

[The Frankman]

So no Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century this week?

Josh Freeman to be fatter than he is now in 2013.

 

[TheLegendary]

But if they both win its like a kick in the nuts.

Maybe we're all pulling a false modesty thing like Texans GAF did last week.