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NFL Week 13 |OT| My Favorite Things
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DeaconKnowledge
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I keep telling you guys.. Jets got Tebow because they were embarrased at losing to him last year.
Futurevoid
Member
That was pre-rape allegation.harSon said:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/hurricane-sandy-victims-receive-roethlisbergers-se,30315/
He was the Messiah. And his coming signaled the end of the dark days of Patriot domination. But now the Pats are a joke and every fetus head and virgin qb in the league was inspired by Ben's divinity to the point that it is not a big deal to beat the Pats in the playoffs anymore. I mean even Jake the Snake did it (and then proceeded to get crushed by the Messiah). Fuck I mean even the Kolbs and Sanchezs of the world have outplayed Tammy.
Now with the end of the dark days Ben is an over the hill Messiah. He is too sleazy to represent the glory that is Steelers nation. I would rather put my trust in Tebow's spirit, virginity, and pecs than in Ben's atheleticism, talent, and will to win.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Jets got Tebow because they fucking suck.
Quite a face turn by you, bionic.
AndresON777
shooting blanks
Falcons should pick up Tebow as a short yardage back
I will still cheer for him and want him to win 3 more Superbowls, but I can't be a Saints or Lions fan and completely ignore reality.
Now I am going to contradict myself. As for the sexual assaults I blame Goodell and the concussions. Look at what they did to Seau!
TheDrizzlerJ11
Member
Haha, another victim of Tebow's seduction.
Futurevoid
Member
Cue the shirtless Tebow in the rain pic.TheDrizzlerJ11 said:
say it ain't so, bionic
Alligatorjandro
Banned
bionic is a fraud
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Shut your filthy mouth!
In my defense, I was talking about his college career. I am a decent hard working American and I don't believe in bullshit like alchemy or college football.
Obviously seeing is believing and he made me a believer. There is no explanation for what he did last year other than a football miracle. I put my trust in the Lord!
P.S. I was right about Vince Young!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Your name is Drew?
hahaha you're missing out on CFB. It's great!
No shame in enjoying Tebow's season last year. It was different and I had a blast over everyone getting so worked up about hating him, then using the "I hate him b/c he's bad at football!" defense
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Here comes Sanjuro
If I was born a year later, it probably would have been my name.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
eh. I can't stand the lack of defense in the college game.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Watch the SEC
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Hopefully Alabama/Georgia can smite Notre Dame off the face of the planet and back to the abyss.
GO BACK TO THE SHADOW!
GO BACK TO THE SHADOW!
oh it's a huge problem and I'm not sure they understand it. I don't watch Big 12 games until about 5 minutes left in the 4Q. A first half TD literally has no meaning. Oklahoma has scored 50 points in each of its past two games and barely won
It's like watching porn where it's just 20 minutes of Sasha Grey taking on 30 guys. There's lots of scoring by lots of dudes in pretty crazy ways, but at the end of it I can't really remember who did what
Futurevoid
Member
Shocking news: Howard Mudd is retiring.
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/dneagles/Eagles-Mudd-Ready-To-Retire-Again.html
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/dneagles/Eagles-Mudd-Ready-To-Retire-Again.html
...but what if it's true? I don't dislike Tebow as a person. Seems like a nice enough kid and a generally good guy and the religion thing is a complete "who gives a shit?" to me but it's fucking painful watching him play QB.squicken said:
Most of the coaches are probably sick of the bums on the eagles anyway.
Jets may suck but they haven't quit.
Have some faith. Tebow's first year looked better than Eli and looked at how well that worked out for you!
Squall ASF
Member
Cardinals vs Jets: Battle of the Tanks!
Apparently our WR2 is out now too so I can literally count how many original starters on our offense are suiting up on one hand. We're going to out tank you fools!
I dunno, the Wildcat can only take you so far. If he can grow out of it then he might be something.
Tanking is quitting, not sucking. Besides Fitz, I'm not sure who isn't playing the best he can for you guys. The OL has just destroyed everything.
I will say that stadium will sound like a home game for the cards if Mark throws even 1 int.
Futurevoid
Member
As an athiest (remember?) - this makes no sense.bionic77 said:
Buckethead
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Alligatorjandro
Banned
No QB could win with the Jets.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Lol exactly. ZOMG Michael Floyd or whoever is hurt! Totally would've made a difference! Truth is the cards roster is littered with trash from top to bottom. They have a handful of good players and then a shitload of trash. That's why it is funny to see cards fans blame injury.... As if it would've mattered
If Mark was a top 15 qb they would have won back to back Super Bowls.
Turnovers and decision making as well as over throwing has been Marks problem. His accuracy has gotten better but his decision making hasn't improved.
Squall ASF
Member
Yeah I know, I'd be pissed if the team was actually trying to tank. It's just a more fun expression as a fan when you look at the only bright side to losing everything. Sucking doesn't fit because our woes are far more due to injuries so I'm just rocking tank. We draft well and get everyone back healthy in the off season and I'm excited for 2013.
That's you that complains about backup scrubs being injured, buddy. You have to be a complete and utter moron to think our losses didn't affect our season and that we wouldn't have won more games with the guys you deem trash. jnc: at trash from top to bottom. We have a far better receiving core than you and you aren't any better in the QB situation. You simply have a better OL. Kolb would beat out small hands with the same protection. Gore is the best RB between our teams but I don't see him playing at a high level for much longer. That said, our RB's can't even stay on the field so I can't really talk. Suggesting our D and ST are trash is nothing more than trolling. I'll be the first to say the OL still sucked, but NO WHERE NEAR as much as the guys we were forced to play this season. When you are forced to play practice squad guys and later round rookies, you know you're in trouble. The silver lining is a few young guys making progress from their fire trial. Massie in particular has looked much better the past 3 games and he'll get a nice test against Bears, Chickens, and Niners D before the season ends. Hopefully he'll be competent next season. Housler has stepped up with Heap out and that's been great to watch. Think he'll be a serious threat next year. Also looking forward to how Potter does at LT the remainder of the season, wish we just let him play right off the bat instead of Batiste.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
I don't think Fitz is playing the best he can. I also don't think he cares that much about winning.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Fitz only cares about his stats and money. Kurt Warner's football life gave you a nice glimpse into the doucher that fitz is
I think there's talent, especially on your defense. But your offense line, due to mostly injuries, has sabotaged your season. That said, their woes have probably masked legitimate QB and RB issues. But you are right to to blame injuries b/c you aren't as bad as you are playing.
5 INTs vs ATL and they can't score more than they did?! Absurd
Oh for sure. That's what I meant. Most of the healthy guys left on offense just aren't good. Fitz has checked out
Squall ASF
Member
Nah there's nothing masking the QB and RB issues. RB's can't stay healthy and the fans of complained loudly about it the past few seasons. Kolb looks like he'd be sufficient IF he could stay healthy and we get a little more production from the line but that hasn't been the case. Unfortunately, quality QB's don't grow on trees so we just have to restructure Kolb's deal and pray that he stays healthy. Levi's run blocking will really help the backs and as much as I've hated on him over the years, he's a huge upgrade over Batiste. I'd rather go for Joeckel or Lowen? in the draft but I don't see our FO doing it. Regardless, we'll be back to winning games next season.
Time to get my ass to the gym, later fellas.
I don't think he cares about stats. Just money. I think he cared about winning when Dirt was there.
smokeymicpot
Beat EviLore at pool.
As much as I can't stand Goodwell he is a lot better then Stern after this shit.
"I'm a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big bright shining star. Yeah, that's right."
*Takes off gloves to reveal ridiculously tiny hands*
And credits.
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