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NFL Week 16 |OT| The Comeback is Bigger than the Win
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Watt?!?!
Man, I hope Christian Ponder gets a few touches this weekend to help Watt break the record.
Spectral Glider
Member
So you would trade one turnover machine in for an older turnover machine with concussion issues? I wouldn't go near Vick. Even when he was in his prime he had minuses in his game and now he's older and slower and one hit away from retirement.
Futurevoid
Member
You have to admire the cognitive dissonance.
yankeehater
Member
The only question is how rough are the Jets willing to get. They could tell him if he doesnt restructure then he will be the #3 QB and he will be inactive for ever game. They could threaten to put him on IR, they could even put him on the non-football injury list if he wont go along with a change to his deal. If Mark is willing to take a year off from football to get paid there isnt much they can do, but if he is serious about being an NFL QB I dont see how taking a year off would help that.
Revis is a great talent, but I'd much rather acquire/draft an amazing defensive line and mask any secondary deficiencies. We've trade it the other way around... We had secondary with Sean Taylor, Landry, Springs, Smoot, Rogers and couldn't get off the field, why? No pass rush. NOBODY can cover for 6-9 seconds like they had to.
I'm fine with drafting a talent at d-line. And going into next season with Tanard Jackson and Merriweather at saftey. Minnifield and Josh on the outside. Hall in the slot. The dude that just got suspended at the 4th spot.
He's completely devoid of self-awareness. Watching IND and it's every exotic blitz you'll ever want to see. DEs and DTs pinning their ears back. Arians talks about running vs HOU, but that's b/c they never stopped pass rushing.
Buckethead
Banned
Don't worry, he''ll be cut soon enough.
I've been cheering the Raps on in the NBA thread if you haven't noticed.
That is, until they're firmly entrenched as the 5th-8th worst team in the league. Then they can stay there.
But don't worry! If we end up getting your pick, you're welcome to join Thunder-Age. I'll welcome you as you welcomed me to Browns-Age.
Spectral Glider
Member
These two guys that fill in for Fatcessa are more entertaining.
Fuck you. I hope you get a lump of coal up your ass for x-mas. What a horrible thing to say during the holidays.
I used to love Rex when he was styling on the Patriots, but something went wrong along the way. His mistreatment of Tebow is probably going to be seen as the worst war crime of the last hundred years.
We are playing like absolute crap and find new ways to lose games every week, but that is the hallmark of a champion this decade. I wouldn't bet on it but I won't be surprised if everything falls in our lap on the way to number 7.
Also, are you suggesting that I am retarded by suggesting I play the lottery?
OriginofHysteria
Banned
His mistreatment of tebow isn't his fault, he didn't want Tebow in the first place. Obviously Rex Ryan was out of the loop when Woody and Tannenbaum decided 'Tebow? Lets do it nao'
storybook77
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Is this really a question? Unless we have a Carolina redux, which is doubtful, yes.
TheDrizzlerJ11
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If JJ Watt had 11 tackles I would've won fantasy. It might take some time for me to get over this
Ninja Scooter
Member
Sounds like you are having doubts in your fanhood. Don't forget you are always welcome to accept Brady into your heart. My years of worship led to the blessing of the heavenly son Black Jesus Bob Griffin falling into out lap this year. I'm sure if you truly pray for Brady's forgiveness and denounce the life of gluttony and sinful lust that BeezleBen glorifies than one day he will bless you too.
Pennington.
True. If Pennington played QB for the Patriots, Dolphins and Bills the Jets might have a shot.
BaltimoreLarry
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I enjoyed this; anything that makes fun of Flacco is enjoyable for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IngFcmD6fCI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IngFcmD6fCI
TheDrizzlerJ11
Member
This is dumb, Chads the man. Since 2002 Only Chad Pennington and Tom Brady are the only QBs to have won the division, each have done it multiple times.
OriginofHysteria
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Pennington won the division for Miami in 2008
I have never in my life seen anything more blasphemous than this post. Not even the stories of Brady screwing (or more likely getting screwed in light of what we know about his anatomy) a goat on the altar of Satan while praying for the end of the world. Not even Bellicheat taking God name's in vain as he ejaculates over the face of a happily married pregnant woman as her young children watch in horror.
I am not one to judge, but obviously you must have attended Penn State and been molested by the entire coaching staff to have such a shitty moral compass. You equating Brady with something religious and holy is offensive to all of us.
All reasonable and educated people know that the only true religious figure in football is Tebow. His story is even pretty much analogous to Jesus and many other religious figures. We saw last season him turning a shit team into a playoff contender and winning a playoff game by throwing TD pass after beautiful TD pass (i.e. water into wine). And this year he was crucified by the non-believers for his faith and his unwillingness to fuck the coach's wife.
Go and seek enlightenment in the sweet bosom of Tebow and seek forgiveness there. Everyone has to make choices in life. You are offered the choice of the most exciting quarterback your shitty franchise has ever had or an Ugg wearing fraud who is a messenger or evil. You cannot stay undecided forever. Choose wisely and may Tebow have mercy on your wretched soul.
Ill call the boys on Kirby and tell them to cut his sorry ass!
Future PhaZe
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Here's the thing, I don't know that Grossman isn't that guy in this offense. Yea, he throws ints, but you're more worried about a backup stalling the offense and not being able to do much more than dump offs and check downs than you are the occasional turnover. I think Rex is competent enough, and I don't know that I've seen enough from Cousins to guarantee that he's actually better.
Landry was unreal just before his huge injury with us though. I feel like we need that guy who scares other teams and can rush the quarterback. And you really think Revis is done?
Chad Pennington is 36 years old and has effectively been out of football for 4 years.
Plasticine
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Browns fans, your next head coach is eager to take the job!
Only a matter of time until Trent Richardson is a Bear!
Only a matter of time until Trent Richardson is a Bear!
Hall has been fine rushing the QB from the slot position.
IMO, I'd much rather have a beastly LB, DE or NT that fulfills that role, much more than a SS. I want our front 7 to create enough pressure that we can drop bodies back in coverage and have more of a chance to catch an errant/tipped pass.
Blitzing our safeties cost us a TD against the Browns last week... It's not worth the risk.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
All it took was Brady to get injured by that scumbag Pollard
Here comes Eznark with the picture
well said bionic, though I think there is room to believe in both Brady's greatness as well as Tebow's
2nd round pick for Ryan Mallet coming up. Hometown boy Josh McDaniels the next Browns head coach.
Revis was a great talent. If he didn't have that ACL injury, I'd be more inclined to trade for him. We do have a pass rush now (assuming next year Orakpo and Carriker can return and stay healthy). But even if healthy, Revis may not have the same success--look what happened to the league's last shutdown corner in Philly.
Grossman isn't. All you need to know about Rex Grossman's career is by watching his very first--VERY FIRST!!!--play coming into the game against the Lions--THE LIONS!!--after McNabb was benched. Fumble-six. I don't want Grossman getting any keys to the car unless we're in dire straits or have a big lead and just need a warm body out there to handoff to Morris/Shana-back #2938. Screw scaring other teams, we need the entire team to scare other teams. A season or three more like this one and the Redskins may actually start to be feared. Just adding a big hitter or playmaker on D won't do that for us. And yes, Revis is done.
Future PhaZe
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Reason being because our corners aren't starting caliber right now. Hall is done as a cover corner and Wilson is complete trash. We definitely need DT help but with the emergence of Rob Jackson lately and along with Lorenzo...you're talking about Kerrigan, Orakpo, Jackson, Lorenzo, not to much carrikers return...we aren't going to be doing much at linebacker. The tools are there to get pressure.
Problem is our secondary can't cover at all and we're getting ripped open.
And I don't think that Nhamdi was schemed up well at all in Philly. He's a system guy, and the philly coaches are bad to terribad.
There's gonna be a Sconi within shouting distance? Not sure what to think.
DeaconKnowledge
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OriginofHysteria
Banned
Oh look at that, Ponder got married.
manfestival
Member
props to ponder for getting the phat ho
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Where's your pats avatar
A second for him? LOL.
BaltimoreLarry
Member
I dropped it after a day; didn't like to see it, I went to far in my temporary fandom. And now back to not caring about them.
As for the Niners, what can I say? You blew it, and got it back. I won't be happy until the Niners are out of the playoffs.
Lombardi will give it to Bill.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Andy, Andy Reid, is that you?
Browns fans, your next head coach is eager to take the job!
Only a matter of time until Trent Richardson is a Bear!
Fuck you man, fuck you.
No 2nd round pick to give bro.
Mech...just post that Browns gif you have saved up. I'm giving you permission.
BaltimoreLarry
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Cousins is pretty much the only QB who is "available" after this season that I could feasibly see with Baltimore going with over Flacco.
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