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[The_Darkest_Red]

If I bought my wife a $400 purse she would laugh in my face for being a fool. No offense to anyone in here.

I hear ya.

Somebody gave him a $25 Visa gift card and he immediately ran to the nearest PC and bought 20 games on Steam with it.

Wow, that's a great deal!

 

[Goro Majima]

Charging 70,000 poors $100 for a ticket and $12 for a beer, so we can pay a couple dozen millionaires? Now that's the type of socialism that Ez can get behind!

$100? Maybe that cheap for games at the Metrodome!

baseball in general should be suspended

Hear hear!

 

[bionic77]

baseball in general should be suspended

Agreed.

 

[RBH]

baseball in general should be suspended

 

[brentech]

I wouldn't shed a tear.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

baseball in general should be suspended

But what would old people watch?

 

[jbug617]

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/284353874679189504

Sherman won his appeal based on a procedural error with the collection, which rendered the result of test void.

 

[Greg]

I'm Stone Cold, and the guy with the belt is baseball?

But what would old people watch?

their kids play with tablets

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

baseball in general should be suspended

Fantastic post.

 

[cajunator]

Who else is working today?

And what did you slobs get for Christmas?

I freaking LOVE coming to work the first few days following x-mas. It is dead in here. I have no kids to take care of and I get to goof off on GAF and the internet while eating my Apple and chocolate milk (horrible breakfast I know, but I didn't have time to get anything better).

Then I am leaving at 2 to go home and watch the kids play in the snow.

What a great day!

Also, I still hate football.

I worked Christmas Eve, the 26th, and on through next tuesday. Back on regular schedule of 7/7.
My relatives almost exclusively buy me Saints/LSU/ULL related stuff of all kinds for Christmas. Tried and true.

 

[Futurevoid]

Because they're fucking worthless humans that are got damned near starving all of the time, as gifts they got paper towels, laundry soap, etc. Somebody gave him a $25 Visa gift card and he immediately ran to the nearest PC and bought 20 games on Steam with it.

I've got a friend very much like that. Comes over to my place and has a long look on his face when I order food since he has no money (and I generally cover him cause I feel like a shit if I don't). Can't cover his own cost to go to a movie. Always complains about being broke and never having any money. Then calls me and tells me how he just bought the LOTR Trilogy on Blu-Ray for $40. Or comes over with a handful of new Blu-Ray's he just bought the week before. Convenient...

 

[chuckddd]

I'm Stone Cold, and the guy with the belt is baseball?

You've solved the mystery of the discount double check!

 

[Greg]

You've solved the mystery of the discount double check!

:jnc

damnit

 

[The Frankman]

I'm Stone Cold, and the guy with the belt is baseball?

No. You're sad excuse for a sports fan who got a lump of coal in their stocking for Christmas.

 

[Slo]

.

Also, what is your bro's nick on GAF? He must be active on the gaming side!

Honestly, he's right in the GAF target demographic, but sadly I don't think he has an account.

- 1930s fashion, fedoras, suspenders
- Renaissance festival staff member
- Gamer
- $40k in student loans, didn't get a degree, works at Target

 

[Greg]

No. You're sad excuse for a sports fan who got a lump of coal in their stocking for Christmas.

mining coal is more exciting than baseball

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Rex is just trolling Tebow now.

I wonder what happens when Sanchez gets hurt/starts sucking. Is Ryan going to roll out Jeremy Kerley out there to play QB?

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

mining coal is more exciting than baseball

As someone who works as a mining engineer for a coal company I can confirm this.

 

[eznark]

Honestly, he's right in the GAF target demographic, but sadly I don't think he has an account.

- 1930s fashion, fedoras, suspenders
- Renaissance festival staff member
- Gamer
- $40k in student loans, didn't get a degree, works at Target

I had no idea Bob was your brother

 

[beast786]

While I was giving you shit I am kind of Nazi when it comes to television and computer access for my kids. I don't really think I am going to give my kids access to games until they are 10+ and even then it will be strictly moderated.

Still won't be that tablet shit though if and when they get to play games. I am going to fire up a SNES and tell them they can either play some Super Metroid or read a book.

Also, what is your bro's nick on GAF? He must be active on the gaming side!

My son plays LBP and Raymon orgin on my vita with me. It is amazing how fast he is picking up. He completely gets the analog stick. His only problem is run jump and getting the concept to advance you have to keep going right. He just turned 3 last month.

 

[Goro Majima]

I had no idea Bob was your brother

Wait I thought Bob was your brother?

Are Slo, Bob, and Ez one big family?

 

[bionic77]

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I've got a friend very much like that. Comes over to my place and has a long look on his face when I order food since he has no money (and I generally cover him cause I feel like a shit if I don't). Can't cover his own cost to go to a movie. Always complains about being broke and never having any money. Then calls me and tells me how he just bought the LOTR Trilogy on Blu-Ray for $40. Or comes over with a handful of new Blu-Ray's he just bought the week before. Convenient...

I really hate how inconsiderate poor people can be.

Instead of thinking of themselves all the time and being poor they should earn more money and be more successful.

I mean don't they realize how bad they make us feel?

 

[Greg]

As someone who works as a mining engineer for a coal company I can confirm this.

amazing

I had no idea Bob was your brother

:jnc

 

[cdyhybrid]

Sherm vindicated. Roger's witch hunt can only go so far. I told you Pete is a Saint and his team is a reflection of him.

All you disrespectful people who called him a cheater should apologize!

 

[Futurevoid]

I really hate how inconsiderate poor people can be.

Instead of thinking of themselves all the time and being poor they should earn more money and be more successful.

I mean don't they realize how bad they make us feel?

Damn right.

If you don't have the disposable income to buy your own fucking food - you shouldn't be out buying the LOTR trilogy. Enjoy the good things in life when your stomach is full and you're not mooching on my good fortune.

It's not much to ask...

 

[RBH]

I'm Stone Cold, and the guy with the belt is baseball?

I thought you were my friend.

 

[jbug617]

Sherm vindicated. Roger's witch hunt can only go so far. I told you Pete is a Saint and his team is a reflection of him.

All you disrespectful people who called him a cheater should apologize!

he did get caught and won on a technicality.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

I'm loving the seahawks, if only because I want someone to knock the Niners off their NFC West high horse.

 

[Goro Majima]

As someone who works as a mining engineer for a coal company I can confirm this.

Mining coal supposedly is a hazardous job!

Baseball is only hazardous to my wrists when it's the only thing on in the middle of summer. And since it's an odd numbered year, no World Cup or Olympics...

 

[The Frankman]

As someone who works as a mining engineer for a coal company I can confirm this.

Mining coal supposedly is a hazardous job!

Baseball is only hazardous to my wrists when it's the only thing on in the middle of summer. And since it's an odd numbered year, no World Cup or Olympics...

... all the women in you towns are fat.

 

[Greg]

What are you PC guys playing these days? Just ordered a cheap build that'll be used for production since I'm getting rid of my laptop, but this APU will run modern games well enough.

I thought you were my friend.

I'll still buy you a beer at the bar.

Spoiler

as long as we aren't watching baseball

 

[TheDrizzlerJ11]

Mining coal supposedly is a hazardous job!

Baseball is only hazardous to my wrists when it's the only thing on in the middle of summer. And since it's an odd numbered year, no World Cup or Olympics...

If he's in Florida he's probably doing something with limestone quarries.

 

[Godslay]

... all the women in you towns are fat.

But they are easy, you don't have to buy a $400 bag to get in the door. It all works out Frank.

If he's in Florida he's probably doing something with limestone quarries.

I thought he was in Virginia? irc.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

... all the women in you towns are fat.

Not my wife. Other than that I honestly couldn't care less!

I thought he was in Virginia? irc.

I live in Tennessee, work in Virginia.

 

[The Frankman]

But they are easy, you don't have to buy a $400 bag to get in the door. It all works out Frank.

Damn that's a good point.

 

[Slo]

Wait I thought Bob was your brother?

Are Slo, Bob, and Ez one big family?

Only two of us made it out of Wisconsin.

 

[Narag]

My 30 year old man-baby brother was at Christmas just the other day. He and his wife went around cornering people over 55 and telling them about their new videocard and the unique language J.R.R. Tolkein created in the LotR trilogy. Because they're fucking worthless humans that are got damned near starving all of the time, as gifts they got paper towels, laundry soap, etc. Somebody gave him a $25 Visa gift card and he immediately ran to the nearest PC and bought 20 games on Steam with it.

With your guy's guidance, maybe I can raise my kids to be just like him. I fear they will grow up to be financially and socially successful.

He's married? Forgive me but that throws everything about the anecdote into doubt!

 

[Godslay]

Damn that's a good point.

:jnc

 

[Futurevoid]

What are you PC guys playing these days?

Far Cry 3 at the moment. Also have Sleeping Dogs and Lego Lord of the Rings waiting for me.

 

[Slo]

He's married? Forgive me but that throws everything about the anecdote into doubt!

They met at a Renaissance festival. She was just a small town wench, living in a lonely world. She took the midnight carriage heading any-wherrrrrrrrrrrrrreeee...

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Acording to Mike Lombardi, Reid, Turner, and Rivera are gone on Black Monday

Chip Kelly Future! (for one of these teams)


P.S. Damn, this thread has taken a turn for the insular. Between ari last night and yall today, apparently you're not allowed in NFLGAF unless you're a rich white person or a tatted out black thug on welfare.

 

[Goro Majima]

What are you PC guys playing these days? Just ordered a cheap build that'll be used for production since I'm getting rid of my laptop, but this APU will run modern games well enough.

Nothing right now since I'm at the in laws for Christmas...no PC!

Been buying a bunch from the steam sale from my phone though. The only problem is what to play when I get back! Borderlands 2 probably.

 

[Futurevoid]

you're not allowed in NFLGAF unless you're a rich white person or a tatted out black thug on welfare.

I'm Cuban, bro.

 

[Slo]

I'm Cuban, bro.

Can you do bathroom tile? I need 3 guys.

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Acording to Mike Lombardi, Reid, Turner, and Rivera are gone on Black Monday

Chip Kelly Future! (for one of these teams)


P.S. Damn, this thread has taken a turn for the insular. Between ari last night and yall today, apparently you're not allowed in NFLGAF unless you're a rich white person or a tatted out black thug on welfare.

I just saw your posts on the most stressful sporting events thread, are you a Dukie? You must hit the rich person demo. Also, fuck Duke.

 

[beast786]

apparently you're not allowed in NFLGAF unless you're a rich white person or a tatted out black thug on welfare.

I am neither and NFL-Gaf loves me.

 

[Futurevoid]

Can you do bathroom tile? I need 3 guys.

:jnc

I don't do manual labor and I married a well educated white girl. Does that mean I'm an Uncle Tom Cuban? ari?

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

What are you PC guys playing these days? Just ordered a cheap build that'll be used for production since I'm getting rid of my laptop, but this APU will run modern games well enough.

Nothing since i'm trying to refrain from wasting my money on games I don't end up playing.

 

[cajunator]

Acording to Mike Lombardi, Reid, Turner, and Rivera are gone on Black Monday

Chip Kelly Future! (for one of these teams)


P.S. Damn, this thread has taken a turn for the insular. Between ari last night and yall today, apparently you're not allowed in NFLGAF unless you're a rich white person or a tatted out black thug on welfare.

What about a middle class half asian?

 

[Slo]

:jnc

I don't do manual labor and I married a well educated white girl. Does that mean I'm an Uncle Tom Cuban? ari?

You can join our country club......under your wife's name.