NFL Week 8 Thread: The Power of Lord Brady Compels You!

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Detroit at Chicago
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati
Oakland at Tennessee
Cleveland at St. Louis
NY Giants at Miami
Philadelphia at Minnesota
Buffalo at NY Jets
Houston at San Diego
Jacksonville at Tampa Bay
New Orleans at San Francisco
Washington at New England

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL:
Green Bay at Denver

· Bye: Atlanta, Dallas, Kansas City, Arizona, Seattle, Baltimore
 
This is the week it all comes together, and the league is officially put on notice...Pats 54 Skins 0

Moss catches a TD pass with his anus, while attempting to moon a CB
 
etiolate said:
Brady is the devil trying to take the throne from Montana and Young!

He's already surpassed them


Detroit at Chicago (5-2 bitches)
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati
Oakland at Tennessee
Cleveland at St. Louis
NY Giants at Miami
Philadelphia at Minnesota (no exuse for Peterson to NOT get 20 carries)
Buffalo at NY Jets
Houston at San Diego
Jacksonville at Tampa Bay
New Orleans at San Francisco
Washington at New England (4 TDs for Brady, at least)


MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL:
Green Bay at Denver
 
You don't surpass the great ones by throwing junk into double coverage and having your WR bail you out.



Yeah, you heard that Favre!
 
Breaking news! LA getting an expansion team as early as next year! :O

Story broken by Emmit Smith.

It's the ... LOS ANGELES ESCAPE GOATS!

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LA GOATS FUTURES!!!!
 
I remember before the season started they were going along the line saying which rookie was gonna make the biggest impact and emmitt said Travis Henry on the Bronco's :lol :lol :lol
 
Any Dolphins fans here? The line is at 10.5 at the moment, I am willing to give 13.5! Better than Vegas odds!

I still don't think any Dolfan would take that though.
 
As a Skins fan, can't Gibbs just forfeit the game and rest everybody? The O-line is kaput and Moss and Lloyd need to practice their ball dropping abilities.
 
Can someone tell me who the hell this is:

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And why I was greeted by a 20 foot animatronic version of him when I got into canary wharf tube station (London) this morning?
 
It's Jason Taylor, and he's there because the Giants and Dolphins are playing a game in London on Sunday.

Also, Colts/Panthers is missing from the week 8 games list.
 
etiolate said:
You don't surpass the great ones by throwing junk into double coverage and having your WR bail you out.



Yeah, you heard that Favre!
The only thing we confirmed is that Moss could have been the greatest receiver of all time if he gave a damn. He made the following three qbs all look invincible for a period of time: Randall, Daunte, and now the devil's own spawn.

How many quarterbacks would not be putting up crazy numbers with Brady's Oline and Moss?
 
Last week: 8-6. YTD: 66-37

Indy at Carolina- After that defensive destruction of the Jags on Monday, the Colts are lookin just good enough to get dismantled by Lord Brady in week 9.
Detroit at Chicago- Am I really picking the Bears and Griese here? Guess so.
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati- I'm betting the Steelers are pissed after that Broncos game. Too bad they can't be mentioned as Pats Jr. anymore.
Oakland at Tennessee- LOLpepper.
Cleveland at St. Louis- Who saw the Browns being better than the Rams this year? Anyone? Anyone? Buehler?
NY Giants at Miami- The Rog must be stopped before there are no more NFL games left in America.
Philadelphia at Minnesota- Am I really picking the Vikings over the Iggles? Yup. I just wonder when Childress will figure out that Peterson needs to get the ball at least 20 times a game for them to win.
Buffalo at NY Jets- I don't know why I'm picking the Jets. They're pretty bad.
Houston at San Diego- The Chargers just seemed to be getting on track and then their state burnt down. I'm still picking them, though.
Jacksonville at Tampa Bay- This is a tough game to pick without knowing if Garrard will be back or not.
New Orleans at San Francisco- San Fran is pretty terrible.
Washington at New England- Joe Gibbs is out of his league here.

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL:
Green Bay at Denver- Green Bay starts to come back to earth.
 
Indianapolis at Carolina
Detroit at Chicago
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati
Oakland at Tennessee
Cleveland at St. Louis
NY Giants at Miami
Philadelphia at Minnesota
Buffalo at NY Jets
Houston at San Diego - Norv finds a way
Jacksonville at Tampa Bay
New Orleans at San Francisco
Washington at New England

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL:
Green Brady at Bradenver
 
So, will Favre be compard to Brady all night next Monday?:lol

Reports coming in that MJD should be fine to go, but Garrard might be out a couple weeks. Well that really blows, especially since we're not hitting any softies on defense either.
 
firex said:
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati

Green Brady at Bradenver
Holy shit you are picking the Steelers? I know the Bengals have been horrible, but they always play us tough no matter how crappy they are in a given year.
 
yeah, there's no way the bengals can win. They could score 40 and the steelers would just put up 70. I mean they made Chad Pennington look awesome. They even made the Seahawks look like an offensive juggernaut.
 
Oh the gall of ESPN.

From today's AM Jump:

FOX to launch 24-hour channel covering Brady and Manning

While funny, shouldn't it be ESPN to launch 24-hour channel considering the ball-washing they were doing?
 
9-5 last week, 61-42 overall.

DET at CHI Griese....FTW!?!?
PIT at CIN
OAK at TEN
CLE at STL The Rams finally get a W.
NYG at MIA
PHI at MIN Childress pulls his head out from his ass and runs Peterson 100 times for 586 yards, a 5.86 YPC. Dawkins gets blasted and is on IR for the remainder of the season.
BUF at NYJ I would say upset special but looking at the division standings Buffalo has 2 wins to New Yorks' 1.
HOU at SD
JAX at TB Pray Garrard gets healthy fast, Jags fans.
NO at SF Dilfer is still starting right? Eh, even if he's not, who cares. So much for that sexy playoff pick, SF.
WAS at NE Bill Belichick has beaten all but 1 NFL team in his career, and the Patriots under his tenure have never beaten this team in the regular season. Can you guess which team that is? That team has also won its past six games against New England, and was the last team to beat the Patriots before they went on their historic winning streak. JC and the Redskins D do God's work on Sunday and prevent Brady's evil from tainting the NFL history books.
GB at DEN Gutsy play by Denver should carry over into this one. Fav-ruh comes out a little rusty and the Packers D can't save him from the 2 picks he throws to Bailey and Bly.
 
Indianapolis at Carolina - Trap game! Colts on short week and looking ahead to Pats!
Detroit at Chicago
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati
Oakland at Tennessee
Cleveland at St. Louis
NY Giants at Miami
Philadelphia at Minnesota
Buffalo at NY Jets
Houston at San Diego
Jacksonville at Tampa Bay
New Orleans at San Francisco
Washington at New England

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL:
Green Bay at Denver
 
Slo said:
If Tjack had gangrene from the shoulder down, his play would not be affected!
You guys have a terrible offensive coordinator. You guys have an athletic qb and don't make use of it. The vikings should run more playaction, rollouts, and draws. They should also send their best jump ball wr on deep routes so that TJack can use his big arm to burn one on one coverage.
 
Hunter D said:
You guys have a terrible offensive coordinator. You guys have an athletic qb and don't make use of it. The vikings should run more playaction, rollouts, and draws. They should also send their best jump ball wr on deep routes so that TJack can use his big arm to burn one on one coverage.
They should also GET THEIR BEST FUCKING PLAYER AT LEAST 20 TOUCHES A GAME.

It's not fucking rocket science- I don't care how much they payed Chester, Peterson is the truth.
 
Would it be too much to ask for Brady to sustain a season-ending injury? Or at the very least gets busted in a gay prostitution sting?
 
Joe Molotov said:
Would it be too much to ask for Brady to sustain a season-ending injury? Or at the very least gets busted in a gay prostitution sting?

I think Brady being gay would be an interesting topic in the NFL. Would people stop calling him the greatest ever because it's a "mans game" and so on?
 
Some more interesting facts about the Redskins and Patriots as we get closer to the biggest game of the year....

With all the talk about New England possibly going undefeated, here's a look at what happened the year that a team did go undefeated:

The most one-sided loss in Patriots history came at the hands of Don Shula's Dolphins -- a 52-0 drubbing in the old Orange Bowl in 1972.

That was the year that another powerhouse AFC East team was dominating--and ultimately went 17-0 (14-0 regular season)--beating the Redskins 14-7 in the Super Bowl. The Patriots finished 3-11 that season. The Redskins finished 11-3 that season.

The Redskins still hold the NFL record for most points scored in a single game: 72. The score came in a 1966 beatdown of the New York Giants, 72-41.

The Redskins first NFC East Division Championship was in 1972. Consequently, their first NFC Conference Championship also was in 1972.

The Redskins and Patriots have met seven times in the regular season, with Washington winning 6 out of 7 meetings. In his time as the Patriots head coach, Bill Belichick is 0-1 against the Redskins.

Week 4, 2004 Washington Redskins 20 New England Patriots 17

The only time the Patriots beat the Redskins? 1972.

Week 3, 1972 Washington Redskins 23 New England Patriots 24
 
QVT said:
I think Brady being gay would be an interesting topic in the NFL. Would people stop calling him the greatest ever because it's a "mans game" and so on?

That would be interesting. I mean, I was at the Pittsburgh/Denver game, and the crowd just loved the clips they showed from 300 on the jumbotron, and that movie is quite clearly homoerotic, despite the filmmakers attempts to "de-gay" it.

Brady admitting to being gay would be one of the most stunning sports stories of all time.
 
LiveWire said:
With all the talk about New England possibly going 16-0, here's a look at what happened the year that a team did go 16-0:


I believe it was 14-0, 17-0 if you include the playoffs.


Chiggs said:
Brady admitting to being gay would be one of the most stunning sports stories of all time.


Aikman recently told a story about coming home after a game to find a bunch of women in his hot tub... he called the cops.
 
levious said:
Aikman recently told a story about coming home after a game to find a bunch of women in his hot tub... he called the cops.

:lol

Wasn't there something with him and Kordell Stewart?
 
I sure do love TMQ. Colts = Good / Patriots = Evil

Damn right.

Gregg Easterbrook said:
Patriots at Colts on Nov. 4 is shaping up to be one of the most attractive and exciting NFL regular-season games ever staged. The pairing is fabulous; the teams are the league's best; and there is a chance both will take the field undefeated. Plus, Patriots at Colts has a powerful, compelling narrative. Namely -- Good vs. Evil.

The fact that I don't even need to tell you which team represents Good and which stands for Evil says a lot about how low New England has sunk. You knew instantly which was which, didn't you?

Argument for the Indianapolis Colts as paladins who carry the banner of that which is beneficent: Sportsmanship, honesty, modesty, devotion to community, embrace of traditional small-town life, belief in higher power, even love of laughter. The Colts are the defending champions, so they obviously play well on the field. Yet after winning the Super Bowl, they have remained humble and appealing. Through prior years of postseason frustration, they never complained or pointed the finger outside their team. Their players are active in community affairs and don't carp about being assigned to a nonglamorous Farm Belt city with an antiquated stadium. Their coach, Tony Dungy, smiles in public and answers honestly whatever he is asked: He never yells at players or grimaces at bad plays and, when defeated, doesn't act as though it's the end of the world. Although religious, Dungy said on the night he won the Super Bowl that God doesn't care about football games, which shows perspective. The team's star, Peyton Manning, stands for love of family, constantly appearing in public with his brothers, father and mother. Manning is happily married and a major donor to a children's hospital. Manning spends a lot of time at children's camps and events, and he constantly makes fun of himself. Ladies and gentlemen, representing Good, the Indianapolis Colts.

Argument for the New England Patriots as scoundrels in the service of that which is baleful: Dishonesty, cheating, arrogance, hubris, endless complaining even in success. The Patriots have three Super Bowl rings, but that jewelry is tarnished by their cheating scandal. They run up the score to humiliate opponents -- more on that below -- thus mocking sportsmanship. Their coach snaps and snarls in public, seeming to feel contempt for the American public that has brought him wealth and celebrity. Victory seems to give Bill Belichick no joy, and defeat throws him into fury. Belichick and the rest of the top of the Patriots' organization continue to refuse to answer questions about what was in the cheating tapes -- and generally, you refuse to answer questions if you have something to hide. The team has three Super Bowl triumphs, yet its players regularly whine about not being revered enough. The team's star, Tom Brady, is a smirking sybarite who dates actresses and supermodels but whose public charity appearances are infrequent. That constant smirk on Brady's face reminds one of Dick Cheney; people who smirk are fairly broadcasting the message, "I'm hiding something." The Patriots seem especially creepy at this point because we still don't know whether they have told the full truth about the cheating scandal -- or even whether they really have stopped cheating. They say they have, but their word is not exactly gold at this juncture. Ladies and gentlemen, representing Evil, the New England Patriots.

In the Good vs. Evil narrative of the Colts and Pats, running up the score is a telling factor: It reveals a team's sportsmanship or lack of same, and whether a team shows sportsmanship in public might offer insights into its character in private. New England is scoring so many points the Patriots offense looks like cherries and oranges spinning on a slot machine. The Flying Elvii stand plus-159 in net points, by far the best scoring margin in the NFL. This is supposed to be impressive. But I think it's creepy, and New England's creepy on-field behavior is only underscoring the seediness of the Beli-Cheat scandal.

On Sunday, the Patriots led the winless Dolphins 42-7 late in the third quarter, yet Tom Brady was still behind center. And he wasn't just handing off the ball to grind the clock, either. Rather, he was back in the shotgun, still throwing to run up the score. Here is a summary of the Patriots' possession with a 42-7 lead late in the third and Brady, Randy Moss and the rest of their offensive starters on the field: Pass, run, pass, run, pass, pass. When backup quarterback Matt Cassel entered the game in the fourth quarter, with the Patriots leading 42-14 -- a margin larger than the greatest fourth-quarter comeback in NFL history (see below) -- did he hand off the ball to grind the clock? Here were Patriots' coaches first three calls: Run, pass, pass. Cassel's second pass was intercepted and returned for a touchdown, and Brady re-entered the game. Did he grind down the clock? Pass, pass, run, run, pass. The final score was 49-28.

The week before, New England led Dallas 42-27 and had second-and-goal on the Cowboys' 6-yard line with 1:43 remaining and Dallas out of timeouts. Three kneel-downs would have ended the game. But Belichick kept calling plays, frantic to run up the score -- including calling a play with 23 seconds remaining from the Dallas 1-yard line, resulting in a touchdown that made the final New England 48, Dallas 27. The Patriots then kicked off, and Dallas got the ball with 13 seconds remaining. Cowboys coach Wade Phillips showed the dignity Belichick lacked and ordered a kneel-down. Beyond defeating division-leading Dallas, New England has beaten six teams with a combined record of 11-27. In New England's six games against nonwinning teams, Belichick kept the starters in long after the outcome was decided, trying to run up the score. This doesn't just demonstrate Belichick has no class (although it certainly demonstrates that). It's worse -- this suggests something vindictive.

Yes, you can find games the Colts have won by a big margin in recent years, and yes, Manning was on the field through the fourth quarter at Jacksonville last night. But in that quarter, the Colts mainly ran to grind the clock: If they had wanted to win by more, they likely could have. As for New England's running up the score, supposedly the Patriots are angry about the Beli-Cheat scandal and are scoring points like crazy to express their anger against the world. Wait a moment: What right do the Patriots have to be angry? They, after all, are the ones who admitted to systematic cheating. Other people didn't impose that situation on them -- they cheated of their own free accord, imposing the tainting of their accomplishments on themselves. The Patriots were not wronged; they wronged others. Yet they're mad about being caught, and they seem to want to take out their bad feelings about themselves by embarrassing second-echelon teams. That bespeaks lack of character. That's Dark Side. That's Evil.

More at the link above.
 
Easterbrook manages to be even more ridiculous than Brady haters on this board.
 
Fred Taylor is a jackass. Every year he spouts the same shit about the Colts, even after a loss. Apparently the Colts are worse than last year, I guess that makes the Jags fucking atrocious then.
 
Hunter D said:
You guys have a terrible offensive coordinator. You guys have an athletic qb and don't make use of it. The vikings should run more playaction, rollouts, and draws. They should also send their best jump ball wr on deep routes so that TJack can use his big arm to burn one on one coverage.

Triumph said:
They should also GET THEIR BEST FUCKING PLAYER AT LEAST 20 TOUCHES A GAME.

It's not fucking rocket science- I don't care how much they payed Chester, Peterson is the truth.

I should send BChild game film from the GAF Madden league.
 
levious said:
Easterbrook manages to be even more ridiculous than Brady haters on this board.
QFT and great justice. I wonder what he's gonna say when Evil rapes the shit out of Good in a couple weeks?
 
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