Dastardly Jerks
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Oh god I was with you til the red bull and beer mixing. I'm sorry - it's not me or you, it's that.
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Oh god I was with you til the red bull and beer mixing. I'm sorry - it's not me or you, it's that.
Why would you ruin a perfectly good beer by mixing it with liquid shit?
I thought that's what Aussie's did. Granted I'm basing an entire nation based on two bogans from Newcastle. But it was ridicoulous, redbull mixed with beer, redbull mixed with wine, redbull mixed with rum. It's like redbull was something new and exotic and the only way to truely appreciate it was by mixing it with things it was never intended to be mixed with. Which is everything.
One last bump before I pass out. Don't know what it should be about.
Oh...
Oh...
Yeah, I agree. Goodnight guys.
alexthekid
Member
Hey, you North Americans are the ones who put Redbull in your Jägerbombs, WTF?
Let's not get into a whole east coast/west coast thing. We've already lost Biggie and Pac.
With this constant Canucks circle jerk going on, it doesn't make for very interesting conversation.
I don't know if it's been posted or not, but Bobby Mack said he doesn't expect for Weber to get any suspension, not really surprising but disappointing, obviously a gutless move from him.
SpectreFire
Member
What the fuck.
Hey, Jagerbombs are pretty damn tasty.
Now hand grenades... that's just messed up.
alexthekid
Member
Nothing wrong with Jägerbombs, as long as they are beer and Jäger. Wouldnt say tasty though
Dastardly Jerks
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No matter how much I look at that Shea Weber turnbuckle, it doesn't look like any less than a 1 game suspension. Anyone got a HD reference to the Bitz hit?
There's your problem. You came across white trash. And no, it's definitely not an Aussie thing.
There's your problem. You came across white trash. And no, it's definitely not an Aussie thing.
Nothing with Jager in it is tasty.
SpectreFire
Member
What the hell? Who makes jagrbombs with beer and jagr? I thought it was always redbull.
The redbull makes the awful go away. This is a case of terrible + terrible = tasty terribleness
Irish Carbombs. Enough said.
You lie, sir.
Well thank you for clearing that up. I shall now base Australia on your multicoloured plastic money and a curious lack of a penny. Wait a minute...
alexthekid
Member
Atleast I think that all of Europe do it, colour me suprised the first time I got one here.
Dastardly Jerks
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Laughing out loud irl.
Aren't you guys getting rid of your pennies soon or something? Now you just need to completely eliminate the Habs logo off a few of the loonies and you'll be set!
... but seriously, I love the fact that there's a Habs version of a loonie. I have one as memorabilia.
alexthekid
Member
Speaking about bogans in Newcastle, I just googled Jägerbomb:
"Manly Council and Newcastle Council have banned Jägerbombs from pubs and nightclubs on the basis that they encourage binge drinking and irresponsible behavior.[8]"
"Manly Council and Newcastle Council have banned Jägerbombs from pubs and nightclubs on the basis that they encourage binge drinking and irresponsible behavior.[8]"
Why haven't I realized this before?
Team1040 is great right now. I feel like I should call in and say something along the lines of AV couldn't out coach an electrified coaching machine on the coachest day of the year.
Oh shit. Please do this. Change "coachest" to "coachingest" first.
Just goes to show you how stupid kids are.
You're right. You of all people would catch that.
There's no way I'm getting on the air tonight. I'll save it for another lose. But by then I might not have the correct mix of alcohol and bravado. With trace amounts of loving my son and daughter. Yes, a little LSD is all I need.
Note: I don't actually have children.
SpectreFire
Member
As opposed to regular alcohol that encourages responsibility and upstanding citizenry?
Dastardly Jerks
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I'd say the Sedins look more like the Fox from Fox and The Hound. But that Hamster has changed my mind to 'blown'.
:lol
Yep, that sounds about right.
Oh don't act like you've never had Brandy with the gentlemen in the smoking lounge before.
:lol
Yep, that sounds about right.
Oh don't act like you've never had Brandy with the gentlemen in the smoking lounge before.
I demand a link to listen online when this goes down and also a shout out to me.
Consider it done. But a shout out will cost you.
I shall sacrifice Tabris to whichever god you choose.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
I couldn't wait til Jagr scored to post this
I couldn't wait til Jagr scored to post this
Thanks. Now I won't be able to sleep.
Unhandled Exception
Member
I'd like to see 2-3 for Weber for sure. That play was incredibly fucked up.
He was careful not to speak to fault. He just wanted to give cause to what Weber did (even if he feels it's inexcusable).
In terms of suspension, the two things Shea Weber has going for him is that he's Shea Weber and Zetterberg wasn't injured. I don't think he'll get more than a couple games. If the NHL focused more on intent, Weber would get 5 games minimum.
Plinko
Wildcard berths that can't beat teams without a winning record should have homefield advantage
So do I, which is ridiculous. That move can only be done with a clear intent to injure. Slamming somebody's head into the boards like a WWE move isn't "part of the game."
yankeehater
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Jagr is my favorite kind of alcohol. I drink it straight and with energy drinks.
Last nights game was amazing. It was great to see the Pens lose after all the garbage they were doing. Every time someone touched Crosby he would throw his hands up like he had been shot. I would love to know what his teammates really think about him pulling crap like that.
Last nights game was amazing. It was great to see the Pens lose after all the garbage they were doing. Every time someone touched Crosby he would throw his hands up like he had been shot. I would love to know what his teammates really think about him pulling crap like that.
Imagine a Toronto-Vancouver series. Too bad it won't happen in the next few years
Toronto-Vancouver would destroy us all but that would be after we rebuilt from a Toronto-Montreal series.
I feel fairly confident the day the Habs and Leafs play in the playoffs we may need a second thread just dedicated to that series. The saltiness and hate between the fanbases would knock out any other series going on.
CrazedArabMan
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I hate Nashville, can't wait until they are relocated, can't even cheer correctly to make it seem like a playoff game. What good are they for if they can't even do that?!?!
Yes I'm still angry.
Woooooo!!! Time to double shift Emmerton and Homer to make up for the loss!!!
I can see this series being the death of me.
Yes I'm still angry.
Woooooo!!! Time to double shift Emmerton and Homer to make up for the loss!!!
I can see this series being the death of me.
scissorfight
Banned
all 3 teams that lost last night will win their series.
but the helm loss is huge. the bottom 6 is garbage without him. might want to consider moving filppula back to 3C...it's that bad.
and :lol @ sef.
but the helm loss is huge. the bottom 6 is garbage without him. might want to consider moving filppula back to 3C...it's that bad.
and :lol @ sef.
Listening to Detroit radio this morning and one of the local guys is making the case that Weber won't be suspended because Zetterberg was not hurt (despite his helmet being broken). Two things to consider:
1) If that was Crosby and not Z, no question Weber is gone (and probably for more than a game)
2) Shanahan won 3 cups with the Wings
3) It sets a dangerous precedent if you tell players "this kind of behavior at the end of games is OK"
With how short gloves are now, I can's believe that Reebok or whoever isn't building Kevlar into the forearms of the shirts players wear under their jersey.
1) If that was Crosby and not Z, no question Weber is gone (and probably for more than a game)
2) Shanahan won 3 cups with the Wings
3) It sets a dangerous precedent if you tell players "this kind of behavior at the end of games is OK"
With how short gloves are now, I can's believe that Reebok or whoever isn't building Kevlar into the forearms of the shirts players wear under their jersey.