If anyone has been missing them, the IIHF Power Rankings that update everyday(or every 2 days? not sure:
http://www.iihf.com/de/competition/272/homeiihf/power-ranking.html) are HILARIOUS, especially coming from the official website:
1.
RUSSIA
Geno is a very dangerous man
2.
SWEDEN
We love playing in front of sold-out arenas
3.
USA
If you're a French-speaking nation, we will beat you
4.
SWITZERLAND
Yo, any other former Soviet republics want a piece of this?
5.
FINLAND
Our mothers taught us never to waste goals
6.
CANADA
Congrats to USA Hockey on the greatest victory in your history
7.
CZECH REPUBLIC
Three goals? Jagr used to get that in one period
8.
LATVIA
DJ Miks always gets the party started for us
9.
GERMANY
Three goals in a row is better than three penalties in a row
10.
ITALY
Wow, was that Giulio Scandella or Guy Lafleur?
11.
FRANCE
Kazakhstan will never trash-talk our croissants in the warm-up again
12.
NORWAY
Could we switch over to cross-country skiing?
13.
DENMARK
There once was a guy named Jannik, whose absence created a panic
14.
SLOVAKIA
It's kind of like last year, without the beating Slovenia part
15.
BELARUS
Is Coach Heikkilä giving all his pump-up speeches in Finnish?
16.
KAZAKHSTAN
Our dream now is to limit Belarus to five goals