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[Heretic]

Easy there. Malkin had twice as many points as Ryan did last season.

Ducks had a shitty season which is why everyone is on the chopping block. I'm not surprised Malkin doubled Bobby this past season. Malkin was a beast. That's why a 1 for 1 is a fair trade.

 

[Cake Boss]

At least you'll be better than Columbus!

Colombus has better D.

 

[Revenant]

Uncircumsized.
Unshaven.
Grower.

Anything else?

We talking roll of quarters, toilet paper roll or pringles can?

Colombus has better D.

Still don't see Detroit dropping below columbus in the division lol. Their roster as is I'm thinking third.

 

[SpectreFire]

Is this a live on site report from you? Because if so I have so many questions.

Camera adds like 5lbs of grease. That's all I'm saying.

 

[Solo]

We talking roll of quarters, toilet paper roll or pringles can?

Twizzler

 

[yankeehater]

Twizzler

Is Manics your source?

 

[Solo]

Is Manics your source?

No comment

 

[TemplaerDude]

Considering we're all Manics alts, one could probably deduce that he is always the source.

 

[Revenant]

Is Manics your source?

Solo is just a connoisseur of cocks.

 

[ZeroGravity]

Tampa Bay has signed Anders Lindback to a 2-year deal.

EDIT: 1.4 million this year, 2.2 million next year.

 

[CrankyJay]

Tampa Bay has signed Anders Lindback to a 2-year deal.

EDIT: 1.4 million this year, 2.2 million next year.

 

[KernelPanic]

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=400063

In an interview with Vancouver's CFOX Morning Show on Friday, Luongo - in his first one-on-one since the end of the season - said that he enjoyed his time with the team and was resigned to the fact that it's time to move on.

"(And) I'm okay with that," Luongo told the radio station. "I had a great six years in Vancouver. I think it's a wonderful city, I really enjoyed my time there. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to bring a Stanley Cup there, which was probably my biggest regret. But it will be remembered for six great years."

Looks like Luongo officially wants out.

 

[KingHenrik30]

theders.jpg

Very tight butthole

 

[KingHenrik30]

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=400063



Looks like Luongo officially wants out.

Watch Luongo get moved soon. This is what Nash needs to do.

 

[lupinko]

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=400063



Looks like Luongo officially wants out.

Komasarek + Connolly + 2nd Round Pick + 2 Season Passes to Canada's Wonderland should do the trick.

 

[Giant Robot]

Shea Weber is in San Jose right now......
wondering for what hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

 

[DopeyFish]

Shea Weber is in San Jose right now......
wondering for what hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Summer vacation?

 

[Acid08]

Shea Weber is in San Jose right now......
wondering for what hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Is this a fact now? Check the last page, I posted about it. Just some HFboards poster saying he saw DW, TMac, Weber, and some asian guy in Los Gatos.

 

[Red_Man]

I saw a guy with a huge beard in the grocery store today, Weber must be thinking of coming to Toronto.

 

[Clydefrog]

I have a Weber gas grill.

 

[Marvie_3]

I have a Weber gas grill.

:lol

 

[Acid08]

I have a Weber gas grill.

hahahahaha

Weber enjoys hamburgers confirmed.

 

[Alucard]

Josh Yohe Alex Semin's agent, Mark Gandler: "No question, playing in Pittsburgh would be great. Alex would love to play with either Malkin or Crosby."

1 hour ago
@JoshYohe_Trib

 

[Marvie_3]

Exclusive NHL 13 Quick Clip: Goalies

This actually looks better than I expected.

 

[Plinko]

Josh Yohe Alex Semin's agent, Mark Gandler: "No question, playing in Pittsburgh would be great. Alex would love to play with either Malkin or Crosby."

1 hour ago
@JoshYohe_Trib

Hang on, let me put that through my "Agent Speak" machine:

"Pittsburgh needs to up their offer to my client if you'd like to see him playing with Malkin or Crosby."

 

[KernelPanic]

Josh Yohe Alex Semin's agent, Mark Gandler: "No question, playing in Pittsburgh would be great. Alex would love to play with either Malkin or Crosby."

1 hour ago
@JoshYohe_Trib

Yeah we heard the same thing ...

http://www.ottawasun.com/2012/07/06/dear-senators-take-a-chance-on-semin

In an email to the Sun Friday, Gandler stated that he thinks Semin “would fit very nicely in Ottawa” and would “want to play there under the right circumstances.”

Translation: Whoever gives him a Parise contract (or closest to it).

So Pittsburgh needs to:

 

[CrazedArabMan]

Exclusive NHL 13 Quick Clip: Goalies

This actually looks better than I expected.

Are you drunk because that doesn't sound like something you would say about NHL games.

 

[Alucard]

So happy that Shero and Lemieux gif is getting so much use.

Again, I'd be all for trying out Semin in a Pens uniform. Even with his reputation as a "lazy player," his stats are solid. Don't think he's worth more than 4 or 5 million, but we'll see. He may be demanding Parise money.

Have a feeling that Semin doesn't end up on the Pens, though.

P.S. Saw this posted on the Caps' board:

Last 4 years: Semin 123 goals 270 pts, Ryan 132 goals 249 pts.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Exclusive NHL 13 Quick Clip: Goalies

This actually looks better than I expected.

100 bucks says the cross crease stick save happens at least 70% more often than it would in a real NHL game.

 

[Marvie_3]

Are you drunk because that doesn't sound like something you would say about NHL games.

Not drunk. Just glad to see goalies that aren't completely retarded.

Spoiler

They still will be.

100 bucks says the cross crease stick save happens at least 70% more often than it would in a real NHL game.

Well then it'll be even with the ridiculous goals that happen 70% more than they do in a real NHL game.

 

[Revenant]

Well then it'll be even with the ridiculous goals that happen 70% more than they do in a real NHL game.

I've never scored a ridiculous goal in eashl. Only legit snipezzzzzz

 

[Marvie_3]

I've never scored a ridiculous goal in eashl. Only legit snipezzzzzz

I can't remember you ever scoring a goal that hasn't bounced off a defenseman's shoulder or head.

 

[Wendel Clark]

Picture of current, past, and future Toronto athletes. (taken last week)

 

[Cake Boss]

Picture of current, past, and future Toronto athletes. (taken last week)

Noone cares.

 

[Wendel Clark]

Noone cares.

it's relevant to the shea weber discussion

 

[Quick]

it's relevant to the shea weber discussion

It's okay, bro. I CARE.

 

[lupinko]

Picture of current, past, and future Toronto athletes. (taken last week)

Weber going to Tdot?

Still doesn't solve the Big Centre or Goaltender dilemma.

 

[Cake Boss]

it's relevant to the shea weber discussion

We talking BBQ.

 

[SpectreFire]

Luongo on 'Chelsea Dagger':

"I like that song. It's catchy. I heard it seven times in one game."

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-p...ancouver-talks-blackhawks-190948089--nhl.html

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Luongo on 'Chelsea Dagger':



http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-p...ancouver-talks-blackhawks-190948089--nhl.html

Part of me almost wants him to come here just so the chance of him hoisting the cup in Chicago exists. I'm pretty sure Vancouver would riot again.

 

[Marvie_3]

Luongo on 'Chelsea Dagger':

:lol

 

[Cake Boss]

So why no Temmu signing yet?

 

[DopeyFish]

Lebrun on team 1040 - there is more traction in luongo trade talks now

Wonder if Canucks lowered their price considering luongos comments

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Lebrun on team 1040 - there is more traction in luongo trade talks now

Wonder if Canucks lowered their price considering luongos comments

Fuck. Bowman is just enough of an idiot to do it too.

Spoiler

I'm not sure I hate the idea so much anymore.

 

[DopeyFish]

Fuck. Bowman is just enough of an idiot to do it too.

Spoiler

I'm not sure I hate the idea so much anymore.

Because everyone is hating on Lu's contract or projected trade returns

All I see is bitching from every fan

Leafs, panthers, Canucks Blackhawks

Everybody wants him yet nobody wants him

 

[SpectreFire]

It's more like everyone wants Luongo, but no one wants his contract.

 

[Revenant]

I can't remember you ever scoring a goal that hasn't bounced off a defenseman's shoulder or head.

hey man if there was a stat for "Rube Goldberg" goals I'd be the team leader!

hopefully they don't tweak it so I actually have to learn how to shoot in NHL 13.

 

[Alucard]

Burke needs to orchestrate a fleecing of massive proportions.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

It's more like everyone wants Luongo, but no one wants his contract.

No, I just want a goalie that isn't a traffic cone.

 

[SpectreFire]

http://www.crossingbroad.com/2012/0...get-drunk-and-screw-before-their-big-day.html