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[cube444]

How many 50 goal seasons is that now for Ovi? Impressive.

Should have been 8. Had 32 goals in 48 games during that strike shortened season.

 

[Silexx]

So All Bran is stepping down as GM for the SNES

Excuse me, but that belongs in the off-season thread (where I already posted the news). 😜

 

[Cake Boss]

It's expected GM Bryan Murray will step down

YESSSSSS YESSSSSSS THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEE (sorry bae)

assistant GM Pierre Dorion will take over.

Expectation is that Daniel Alfredsson's responsibilities will also increase.

http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/b...aude-julien/pLqDhNY8blMoaAqehah9yI/story.html

I HAD A LIMP DRUNK DICK LAST NIGHT BUT WITH THIS NEWS THIS MORNING ITS THROBBING VEIGNING SAUSAGE BONER!!

 

[DrForester]

Last day of the season and the only two games being played are scheduled at the same time...

 

[Buba Big Guns]

Just a disastrous season for Ottawa and a total waste of an unbelievable year from Karlsson.

Really hope Washington gets to the cup. Ovie needs to win it.

 

[Cake Boss]

The fuck at this press conference??? Did someone die?? Everyone is fucking crying.

 

[GSG Flash]

The fuck at this press conference??? Did someone die?? Everyone is fucking crying.

This press conference/stream is the most amateur hour shit I've seen from a professional organization.

White noise galore drowning out the actual noise we want to listen to, no HD picture quality, and Pierre Dorion reading his entire speech off of a piece of paper :S

 

[Cake Boss]

Fucking kill me now

 

[ShaneB]

Grats to Ovi for getting to 50 again. One of the greatest of all time.

 

[bonesmccoy]

Who is Pete Dorion

 

[Cake Boss]

Ohhh myyy gooodd they are still going on about local players. Fucking kill me. Just slice my throat

 

[Wingfan19]

Pavel, nooooo.

http://www.freep.com/story/sports/c...16/04/10/albom-wings-datsyuk-column/82835594/

Guess he is an asshole after all. Sticking us with that 7.5 mil contract, though it looks like we can trade it to a team like Arizona that needs to hit the cap floor, so it's not the end of the world. Unless Detroit goes out and signs a couple scoring wingers in the summer, they're not making the Playoffs next year. They don't have enough firepower as evident that we're the only team in the Playoffs with a minus goal differential (scratch that, Philly is under as well).

 

[Socreges]

YESSSSSS YESSSSSSS THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEE (sorry bae)

I HAD A LIMP DRUNK DICK LAST NIGHT BUT WITH THIS NEWS THIS MORNING ITS THROBBING VEIGNING SAUSAGE BONER!!

The fuck at this press conference??? Did someone die?? Everyone is fucking crying.

Fucking kill me now

Ohhh myyy gooodd they are still going on about local players. Fucking kill me. Just slice my throat

Ahahahshaha

Guess he is an asshole after all. Sticking us with that 7.5 mil contract, though it looks like we can trade it to a team like Arizona that needs to hit the cap floor, so it's not the end of the world. Unless Detroit goes out and signs a couple scoring wingers in the summer, they're not making the Playoffs next year. They don't have enough firepower as evident that we're the only team in the Playoffs with a minus goal differential (scratch that, Philly is under as well).

Nice

 

[Pikma]

Guess he is an asshole after all.

Dat gratitude

 

[Razorskin]

Hey Leafs, think you'll have 7.5 mill to spare?

 

[Wingfan19]

Dat gratitude

That was in reference to my answer yesterday when Marvie asked if he was really going to go and I said I didn't think he's a big enough asshole to do that to the team. Guess I was wrong.

 

[zroid]

Hey Leafs, think you'll have 7.5 mill to spare?

you don't even have to pay him lol. if he leaves the league only the cap hit will remain. bet he goes to Florida or something.

 

[Razorskin]

My boy Kenny H wouldn't dump his salary anyway.

 

[Calamari41]

Oh damn, I didn't realize the makeup game was tonight.

How common are cross country back to backs? If I were Bruce, I would just say fuck it and not show up. Better to draw the Sharks anyway, probably.

 

[Curufinwe]

you don't even have to pay him lol. if he leaves the league only the cap hit will remain. bet he goes to Florida or something.

I think it'll be Arizona.

 

[Razorskin]

I think it'll be Arizona.

Datsyuk and Pronger on the same team! Oh my!

 

[Quick]

Oh damn, I didn't realize the makeup game was tonight.

How common are cross country back to backs? If I were Bruce, I would just say fuck it and not show up. Better to draw the Sharks anyway, probably.

I'd say I've never seen cross-country back-to-backs. That's crazy.

Ducks should just send their AHL team.

 

[ShinRPGamer]

Guess he is an asshole after all. Sticking us with that 7.5 mil contract, though it looks like we can trade it to a team like Arizona that needs to hit the cap floor, so it's not the end of the world. Unless Detroit goes out and signs a couple scoring wingers in the summer, they're not making the Playoffs next year. They don't have enough firepower as evident that we're the only team in the Playoffs with a minus goal differential (scratch that, Philly is under as well).

Well if they don't make it next year, at least you can say Detroit had 25 consecutive playoff appearances.

 

[calder]

Blake Wheeler scored the tying goal on a pass from Scheifele, and the Jets closed another non-playoff season with their fourth straight victory over playoff teams, including a clean sweep of California.

“I think it’s great to end on a positive note, especially the way this year has gone,” Wheeler said. “It almost is kind of bittersweet, because you scratch your head and say, ‘Where has this been all year?’ I think we’re pleased with the results we’ve gotten recently, and just how we’ve played down the stretch.”

 

[Line_HTX]

Oh damn, I didn't realize the makeup game was tonight.

How common are cross country back to backs? If I were Bruce, I would just say fuck it and not show up. Better to draw the Sharks anyway, probably.

You're gonna win the Pacific and you're gonna like it!

 

[Socreges]

Canucks swept California, too. I think it's mostly a consequence of clinched teams taking it easy.

 

[Marvie_3]

That was in reference to my answer yesterday when Marvie asked if he was really going to go and I said I didn't think he's a big enough asshole to do that to the team. Guess I was wrong.

That doesnt sound like anything I would say.

 

[Calamari41]

That doesnt sound like anything I would say.

I smell a wall of shame in the oven!

 

[fallout]

That doesnt sound like anything I would say.

I need to get Socreges take on this before I believe it.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

I'd say I've never seen cross-country back-to-backs. That's crazy.

Ducks should just send their AHL team.

I think they at least kept it in mind and made the Caps game as late as they could and I think they moved up the Colorado game a bit to have more time.

After Kesler blocked a shot yesterday he's day to day. Anaheim sent home Kesbae and John Gibson. Lol who knows what the lineup is tonight.

 

[Calamari41]

I think they at least kept it in mind and made the Caps game as late as they could and I think they moved up the Colorado game a bit to have more time.

After Kesler blocked a shot yesterday he's day to day. Anaheim sent home Kesbae and John Gibson. Lol who knows what the lineup is tonight.

We'll be depleted/resting and the Caps don't have anything to play for. Will be interesting to see how this game goes.

 

[Socreges]

I need to get Socreges take on this before I believe it.

TIME TO DEPLOY
THE SEARCH FUNCTION

 

[Heretic]

TIME TO DEPLOY
THE SEARCH FUNCTION

*Like*

 

[Unhandled Exception]

TIME TO DEPLOY
THE SEARCH FUNCTION

I always knew you were a Tabris apologist

 

[Red_Man]

So if the Islanders lose tonight they play Florida and if they win they play Pittsburgh right?

So basically the Islanders won't bother showing up

 

[Razorskin]

Would like to see San Jose win it.


Thornton and Marleau both getting a cup ring. <3

 

[Smiley90]

there's a meetup group in Vancouver for "Millionaires under 40".

Tabris must be thinking "what if my parents are Millionaires, that means I am technically too, right? Hopefully there will be 18 year olds hanging out nearby I can impress!"

 

[KingBroly]

We'll be depleted/resting and the Caps don't have anything to play for. Will be interesting to see how this game goes.

If Holtby plays, we'll be playing so he can break Brodeur's record.

 

[Pikma]

there's a meetup group in Vancouver for "Millionaires under 40".

Tabris must be thinking "what if my parents are Millionaires, that means I am technically too, right? Hopefully there will be 18 year olds hanging out nearby I can impress!"

I doubt 18 year olds are into baby food though

 

[ryan299]

Pens are fucked.

 

[Red_Man]

Capuano: Greiss will start, no Tavares, no Nielsen, no Okposo, no Boychuk. Martin, Clutterbuck in. Call-ups as well. Greiss won't finish gm.

Enjoy Pittsburgh Meta

 

[zroid]

Enjoy Pittsburgh Meta

lmao not even trying to hide it

Pens might be in trouble tho. they don't have a goalie.

 

[KingBroly]

Enjoy Pittsburgh Meta

Maybe they just had some spare SPF-30 they needed to use?

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

If Holtby plays, we'll be playing so he can break Brodeur's record.

I believe that's all there is on the line for the Caps. hopefully no injuries to anybody

 

[Calamari41]

You bros watching Spieth implode at the Masters?

 

[zroid]

This collapse is worse than the Leafs

 

[MultiJhonny]

A quad bogey on a par 3.... holy shit

 

[Calamari41]

He could have pulled someone out of the crowd to hit for him and walked away with a better score on that hole.

 

[MultiJhonny]

Seriously lol

I would love to see DJ win it though. Gonna be a real interesting finish now

 

[MetatronM]

Go fuck yourselves, Isles. You deserve your fucking parking lot rink.