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[SmackCrackleNPop]

No, dude. Don't wear it! The masses have spoken. I guess I can't wear my Whalers sweater now anywhere. Fuck me.

That reminds me I need to start going to more road games. Pretty much the best thing for baseball and hockey events.

We need to get a team back to Hartford to make this right

 

[Sanjuro]

Jersey etiquette: serious business!

I'm usually more focused on the game than what other people are wearing. Dress how you like.

Solo's Guide to the Game

1. Game
2. Check Tinder Updates
...
999. Liver

 

[Sanjuro]

We need to get a team back to Hartford to make this right

I'd love to have the Whalers back in business. The market has even proven to be a viable one in the ratings, but Bettman is still clinging to his 90s dream.

 

[Clydefrog]

Going to Habs-Queens tonight. Still haven't decided whether to wear my Canucks jersey or not... But awww yiss

dang, have fun. don't wear the canucks jersey.

 

[Acid08]

Solo's Guide to the Game

1. Game
2. Check Tinder Updates
...
999. Liver

"Who wants 2 fuck inside the bathroom here"

 

[Acid08]

Stadium Series jersey officially unveiled:

Logan Couture ✔ @Logancouture
@brodiebrazilCSN Wish the NHL let players have input.....

lmao that's so LoCo

I'm kinda warming up to it a bit. Really, I just want that Northern California patch separately so I can put it on other stuff.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Conacher on waivers. Remember when he was traded for Ben Bishop?

It's funny when people wear Team Canada jerseys at Canucks games.

 

[Smiley90]

Conacher on waivers. Remember when he was traded for Ben Bishop?

It's funny when people wear Team Canada jerseys at Canucks games.

Wow really? I thought he was good... What happened?

 

[Kave_Man]

Jersey etiquette: serious business!

I'm usually more focused on the game than what other people are wearing. Dress how you like.

I don't like your calm demeanor asshole.

Fight me!

 

[Acid08]

Kave why are you trying to fight so many people lately is something wrong at home

 

[Cake Boss]

Just jerked off in government building washroom.

Take that Harper. Enjoy my semen walls.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

On my way to Big Bear to check out the fresh cocaine

 

[Razorskin]

If the other side of his face swelled too he would look like Nick Ritchie.

 

[Kave_Man]

Kave why are you trying to fight so many people lately is something wrong at home

Sounds like you want to fight!

 

[ShaneB]

Smiley, wear the jersey in hopes of being on tv, and then immortalized in gif form.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Smiley, wear the jersey in hopes of being on tv, and then immortalized in gif form.

Make sure he does that thesisneogaf.gif

 

[Smiley90]

Kave why are you trying to fight so many people lately is something wrong at home

It's because he's

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[Clydefrog]

goin' to the Ritz Carlton in Dana Point tonight for a party

I feel like I'm livin' the Calamari lifestyle

 

[Acid08]

goin' to the Ritz Carlton in Dana Point tonight for a party

I feel like I'm livin' the Calamari lifestyle

How many of your porn star and model friends will be there?

 

[Acid08]

Curtis Pashelka ‏@CurtisPashelka 8m8 minutes ago
Vlasic on SJ's #StadiumSeries jersey: "It looks OK. They probably took a lot of time to decide how it's going to look ... "

Curtis Pashelka ‏@CurtisPashelka 7m7 minutes ago
" ... and i respect the process, but if I had to give my opinion. I don't know if it's teal or black," Vlasic said. #SJSharks

Curtis Pashelka ‏@CurtisPashelka 5m5 minutes ago
Vlasic, "It's a jersey that we're going to wear once that I'll probably never buy." Told SJ will wear jerseys more than once, "We will?"

I find it hilarious how open the players are being about their dislike of that jersey.

 

[Sanjuro]

Kave is all about that Johnny Football lifestyle now.

RIP

 

[ActStriker]

Deadspin ‏@Deadspin 6m6 minutes ago
The Penguins have announced that mumpy looking Sidney Crosby will sit out two games as a "precautionary measure." http://deadsp.in/yvTcgWi

So who gave Crosby the mumps?

 

[Acid08]

Corey Perry is patient zero

Should drown him in bleach imo

 

[Marvie_3]

I find it hilarious how open the players are being about their dislike of that jersey.

Hopefully if they make enough noise about it, other teams won't have to suffer the same fate.

 

[speculawyer]

Stadium Series jersey officially unveiled:

Vlasic does not look pleased.

I'm kinda warming up to it a bit. Really, I just want that Northern California patch separately so I can put it on other stuff.

The patch does look nice.

 

[MetatronM]

Tanner Glass is skating as an extra! And he doesn't even have the mumps anymore! Huzzah!

Interestingly, due to his being really good over the 4 games he's been back with the big club so far, JT Miller is being kept on the line with Stepan and St. Louis. Chris Kreider demoted to the 4th line.




Why does the "Northern California" patch include all of Southern California yet cuts off like half of Northern California?

EDIT: Oh, wait, I didn't even notice that more of the state pokes out the top of the patch. Still seems counter intuitive, though.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

So who gave Crosby the mumps?

Ah shit. I hope Subban wasn't hanging out with his friend Sid..

 

[Acid08]

Why does the "Northern California" patch include all of Southern California yet cuts off like half of Northern California?

Because "Northern California" generally only refers to the Bay Area and the Sharks are the Bay Area's team. The real north-most part of the state(Arcata/Eureka) isn't really a thing.

Plus the game is a Northern/Southern thing so of course the Southern portion is shown. Rumor is the Kings will have a similar patch.

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[Cake Boss]

So who gave Crosby the mumps?

 

[Marvie_3]

Wow. No.

 

[Acid08]

Yup, too much black. Way to rep Team Teal, NHL designers.

 

[Red_Man]

Crosby definitely has the mumps

https://www.google.ca/search?q=mump...1sQSS34GoBw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=1091

And it seems like they're being pretty reckless with it.

 

[Calamari41]

goin' to the Ritz Carlton in Dana Point tonight for a party

I feel like I'm livin' the Calamari lifestyle

Funny you should say that, I'm going there for New Years.

Stop at the Montage in Laguna for lunch. It has probably the best views outside of Malibu. Actually, it probably beats anything in Malibu too.

How many of your porn star and model friends will be there?

That's the other Kings fan

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Sounds like you want to fight!

You wanna fight Smiley? All it takes is is a couple of Coors

Just jerked off in government building washroom.

Take that Harper. Enjoy my semen walls.

Did it swallow?

It's because he's

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TOGAF MEET UP BATTLE ROYALE: KAVE VS SMELLY

 

[zroid]

O____O

 

[Quick]

That NorCal patch...

heythatsapenis.gif

 

[Red_Man]

I just saw Bish defending The Book of Eli.... I don't even know what to think anymore.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Crosby definitely has the mumps

https://www.google.ca/search?q=mump...1sQSS34GoBw&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=1091

And it seems like they're being pretty reckless with it.

Oh yeah, that's mumps. The NHL should get everyone vaccinated

 

[Acid08]

Just ordered some fine California pizza from local joint Pizza Hut. Bless this state.

 

[Calamari41]

All of the action on that patch is in Southern California. It's a cool design, but fails as a specifically NorCal emblem.

 

[Acid08]

All of the action on that patch is in Southern California. It's a cool design, but fails as a specifically NorCal emblem.

I mean...the water is covering SoCal which is ~symbolic~. Drowning y'all. I imagine the Kings version will have a crown on the top or something.

 

[Calamari41]

I mean...the water is covering SoCal which is ~symbolic~. Drowning y'all. I imagine the Kings version will have a crown on the top or something.

The only solution is to switch teams. The Kings and their fans relocate to San Jose, and the Sharks and their fans can come down here.

 

[Socreges]

Getting a new Android phone off-contract.

What do you guys recommend? Thinking Nexus 5 maybe since it isn't too expensive...

 

[Smiley90]

Just ordered some fine California pizza from local joint Pizza Hut. Bless this state.

I'm having a tartare degustation platter. 5 different meats, 5 different style.

/Montreal

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Wow really? I thought he was good... What happened?

Padded his stats playing with Stamkos and St. Louis aka

Getting a new Android phone off-contract.

What do you guys recommend? Thinking Nexus 5 maybe since it isn't too expensive...

Low-end: Moto G
Mid-range: Nexus 5/OnePlus One
High-end: Note 4 or Nexus 6

Nexus 5 is a solid phone despite being a year old. OnePlus One is bigger and reasonably priced (shipping to Canada isn't outrageous either), but warranty is pretty much non-existent.

 

[Acid08]

I'm having a tartare degustation platter. 5 different meats, 5 different style.

/Montreal

This sounds like a colon disease.

W/e though, I usually eat pizza on my cheat days. After a week of eating kale and hard boiled egg whites I'm gonna enjoy the fuck out of this.

 

[Simon Belmont]

I'm going to a Murder Mystery tonight.

/Wife's work party.

 

[Foggy]

Hartnell out two weeks with a broken finger. This team...

 

[Red_Man]

You're at the game tonight, get me one of these Smiley, for the kids