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NHL December 2015 |OT| How John Tortorella Stole Christmas
- Thread starter Quick
- Start date
TheKaeptain
Banned
Just going to point out no way a Kings fan would do Quick dirty like Cal just did. We believe in loyalty.
Loyalty is something you can learn in jail, of course Kings fans know about it.
Still can't believe someone was stupid enough to give Torts another shot at coaching
I know nothing about nothing, but my optics tell me that this is bad
CreeperBlocks
Banned
Hopefully there's more to it than that..
Unhandled Exception
Member
If you look close enough you can see the end of the red line turning upwards. That means everything is ok.
Doesn't Torts guarantee at least 10 seconds of Sports Center coverage after the initial hiring.Still can't believe someone was stupid enough to give Torts another shot at coaching
Couldnt have been Quick. We were sitting in my car at Barclays smoking drugs all night. If you look close you can see it on tv.
Calamari41
41 > 38
Don't worry Kaep, I still haven't told the FBI what happened at the border. I still send the remainder of that family money, though.
CosmicQueso
Member
You mean like how the Avalanche exist in Colorado only due to the incompetence of the local government of Quebec City? Yeah, you're right.
Give me a break. Take it to Meet the Press.
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
Panthers will probably get Scrivens tomorrow.
MultiJhonny
Banned
CreeperBlocks
Banned
Enjoy Edmonton Kassian
Now we wait for the Eberle Trade
Now we wait for the Eberle Trade
Eberle for Bickell right?
CreeperBlocks
Banned
Zombie James
Banned
What a horrible trade for the Oilers.
demosthenes
Member
Kane, what the fk.
Unhandled Exception
Member
You're confused. That's what brought the team here yes, however what keeps it here is the presence of these things called fans. Now I know the concept of hockey fans has yet to sweep the great state of Arizona, but maybe one day. Until that day you're just the crazy guy screaming about Steve Downie's grit to a bunch of people who just don't care.
MultiJhonny
Banned
this west coast trip gonna suck. already does
CosmicQueso
Member
Oh man, what a hot take. You're full of such amazing hot takes.
BTW, Colorado is only running 91% of capacity at home, 24th in the league. All those fans. 262k fans in 16 games versus Arizona's 210k in 16 games. Yeah, Colorado is the pinnacle of hockey fandom. GTFO.
Unhandled Exception
Member
Has Arizona ever even been out of the bottom 3 in attendance? And who said anything about pinnacle? I'm just saying people aren't going to hockey games for free air conditioning here.
CosmicQueso
Member
I dunno, I'm sure a hockey superfan like yourself would know such trivia as attendance. Liking the Coyotes, I don't even know why they have those two blue lines on the ice.
Is that really all you have? Knocking attendance and ownership in Arizona? That's so 2009.
Unhandled Exception
Member
Shane Doan is the best product Arizona has put on the ice. I mean really the jokes write themselves.
Not quite accurate. Mike Smith's acting is the best.
CosmicQueso
Member
Weird. That should make them easy to beat, and easy to pass in the standings. Yet there Colorado is, losing last night and behind in the standings.
This new hot take of yours is something. If being the longest tenured captain in the league, two World Championships as captain of Team Canada, member of the Olympic team, almost 900 points and an all around great human being is a joke to you, well, good luck to you I guess.
Step your game up, son. It's lacking.
Unhandled Exception
Member
Also who the fuck else could ever have been captain of that team? Mike Smith's tantrums?
Lol, why is there an entire shift in the penalty box?
MultiJhonny
Banned
TBF the Ducks had 3 guys in their box. So 3 was from a scrum with the ducks that evened out. Then we decided that we wanted to go down to 5-3 quickly after
That was a great game :lol
Also there were 40PIM in the first 5mins in the Flyers-Ducks game? Lawl
CosmicQueso
Member
MultiJhonny
Banned
Corey Perry is a little bitch
Teppo Numminen's steely glare.
Tell that guy I don't like him.
CosmicQueso
Member
Unhandled Exception
Member
Teppo Numminen's steely glare.
Interesting choice. Personally I'd nominate Steve Downie's hearing aid.
CosmicQueso
Member
In other news, anyone ever buy a jersey from Custom Throwback Jerseys? Looking to get a Whalers Tippett jersey but don't know if the site is legit.
What about Keith Tkachuk's gaze of general confusion?
What about Keith Tkachuk's gaze of general confusion?
Unhandled Exception
Member
Yeah, and Arizona is going to be kind enough to go back to Quebec in our place. You've got a point.
And soon, both franchises will have been based in Québec City at some point
Nah. Theyll move Phoenix to Las Vegas and hold off expansion for another year for Seattle & QC.
CosmicQueso
Member
Or they'll move the Coyotes Downtown (where they should have stayed to begin with) or Scottsdale (where all the money is) instead of a 45 minute drive west to booneyville Glendale.
But whatever. Everyone's a relocation expert when it comes to the Coyotes. Glendale is only half an inch away from Phoenix on google maps.
Scottsdale turned down building an arena. Thats why theyre in Glendale. If they build an arena downtown, the Suns are going to want the revenue from the arena which doesnt help the Coyotes at all.
I can confirm this, as I laid my penis on Google Maps and it was the distance from Phoenix to Glendale.
why are you just repeating what he said?
CosmicQueso
Member
Yeah, lol.
Man, I know the Coyotes are probably leaving. But what can I do about it? I didn't sign any lease agreements, I don't have any pull in gov't. I just like the team, have great memories with friends and family there and think it's a great rink and place to watch the sport.
If they leave, they leave. Nothing I can do about it.