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[Merguson]

Dumb Russian, why does a winger need to work on faceoffs?

C'mon

its faceoff legend Olli "below 50% my entire career" Jokinen

 

[Chris R]

Tyutin couldn't hit the broadside of a barn, even with nobody in front of him

edit: barrie is fucking shit ugh

 

[Red_Man]

C'mon

its faceoff legend Olli "below 50% my entire career" Jokinen

It's almost like face offs aren't a big deal? 🤔

 

[Yawnier]

Do you really trust the lessons you are getting from this man

Leaf Legend Olli Jokinen? I hope he gets put on legends row.

 

[bonesmccoy]

prime opponent?

Habs are a nothing team from a nothing city.

It must eat away at you knowing that game wasn't won by the skill and good execution of your sorry excuse of a team, but rather the will of Babcock.

 

[jello44]

I'm fully on board the "Fire Hakstol" 'train now.

Trade Strait, MDZ. Hope to god Vegas takes MacDonald in the Expansion Draft, Try to find out who kidnapped Claude Giroux.

 

[Merguson]

Leaf Legend Olli Jokinen? I hope he gets put on legends row.

they could have surrounded the entire arena with legends row making it impossible for people to enter

then build a bridge with a toll and charge an entrance fee

 

[lamaroo]

Haha Cake Boss, you hitched your wagon to Dopey.

 

[Pikma]

Lmao Dopey keeps on digging

 

[Cake Boss]

Haha Cake Boss, you hitched your wagon to Dopey.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Comeau wasn't worthless for .0000000001 seconds

 

[Chris R]

Comeau wasn't worthless for .0000000001 seconds

We'll still find a way to lose this

 

[Socreges]

Confounds me that human beings still put faith in people named Blake

 

[Marvie_3]

Confounds me that human beings still put faith in people named Blake

I used to buy weed from a guy i worked with named Blake. He always came through.

 

[Socreges]

I stand corrected

 

[Fallout-with-swords]

https://streamable.com/qbtzb

 

[Unhandled Exception]

now he can justify wearing that C for another year

edit: oh my fuck Dater works for BSN Denver now.

RIP, I kinda liked reading your shit.

 

[Smiley90]

lol

 

[Smiley90]

Wat

https://streamable.com/e7bnz

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Lol, awesome

 

[Quick]

Wat

https://streamable.com/e7bnz

So dank.

So meme.

 

[Silexx]

Goddamn, did I ever miss some good salt.

 

[zroid]

Admittedly, I haven't been paying as much attention to the nhl of late... but I didn't even know there was outdoor game today

 

[Socreges]

So dank.

So meme.

What's this meme

What's that song

Admittedly, I haven't been paying as much attention to the nhl of late... but I didn't even know there was outdoor game today

What broke you

 

[zroid]

What broke you

Juuuust been doing other things. Catching up on TV series and reading, mostly.

I'll probably be back for the playoffs (whether or not the leafs make it)

 

[Pikma]

Juuuust been doing other things. Catching up on TV series and reading, mostly.

I'll probably be back for the playoffs (whether or not the leafs make it)

Are you getting a Switch?

 

[zroid]

Are you getting a Switch?

yep

that's the other thing i've been doing: watching unboxing videos

 

[Pikma]

Lmao I can't believe this a thing

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1347726

Then again it's Calgary

 

[iLLmAtlc]

Fine activities bra, I'm not happy with the rate I'm reading, myself. What have you been reading?

 

[pepperzz]

The Leafs get a few days off before the Cali trip. Hopefully Marner and Carrick are back by then.

Why do you want Carrick back? I have a panic attack every time he's on the ice :/

 

[megachao24]

Lmao I can't believe this a thing

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1347726

Then again it's Calgary

So it's some guy biking around with a portable oven on a battery while giving you cardboard pizza? Sounds like a honest business! HONEST I SAY!

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Lmao I can't believe this a thing

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1347726

Then again it's Calgary

Ah, the GAF scalper's day job

 

[Marvie_3]

Lmao I can't believe this a thing

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1347726

Then again it's Calgary

I bet Schuey eats that every day and then defends it by telling everyone how much worse pizza was back in his day.

 

[Smiley90]

I bet Schuey eats that every day and then defends it by telling everyone how much worse pizza was back in his day.

I'm sure his italian cousins invented Pizza back in the day

 

[Smiley90]

What's this meme

What's that song


What broke you

https://streamable.com/nzxjr

I don't know why this is a thing

seriously, NHL social media is fucking weird

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/822981632646725632/vid/1280x720/QhZ-JYMeuRHruJsm.mp4


also, the song is:shootings stars by bag raiders: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo

 

[Socreges]

I'm staying at my parents right now and I guess my dad just had a night terror. I heard this awful, blood-curdling yell. Got up to see what happened - he was upright in bed and told me, unsolicited, "I'm fine". So I left him alone and went back to my room.

Just read up on it and it sounds like it could be because he drank a fair bit and it may have mixed with his Parkinson's medication. Or maybe my mom is stressing him out. Fuck, either way I feel terrible. Hope he fell right back asleep.

 

[ProfessorMoran]

Can't believe they're sitting Marner out again. They kept hyping Matthews but Marner is a far better playmaker.

 

[imBask]

https://streamable.com/qbtzb

The other angle (which they showed seconds later but was ignored by whoever cut that streamable) shows that he basically only touched Matthews stick

stay woke Leafs fans

 

[ProfessorMoran]

I'm staying at my parents right now and I guess my dad just had a night terror. I heard this awful, blood-curdling yell. Got up to see what happened - he was upright in bed and told me, unsolicited, "I'm fine". So I left him alone and went back to my room.

Just read up on it and it sounds like it could be because he drank a fair bit and it may have mixed with his Parkinson's medication. Or maybe my mom is stressing him out. Fuck, either way I feel terrible. Hope he fell right back asleep.

You get those when you're married.

 

[Kave_Man]

The other angle (which they showed seconds later but was ignored by whoever cut that streamable) shows that he basically only touched Matthews stick

stay woke Leafs fans

You stupid homer.

Watch that video again, he hit Matthews so hard you can actually hear a thud. I expect swift justice from Commissioner Bettman!

 

[imBask]

You stupid homer.

Watch that video again, he hit Matthews so hard you can actually hear a thud. I expect swift justice from Commissioner Bettman!

and you're gonna tell me that sending UFOs after our players is any better?

 

[Alucard]

I'm staying at my parents right now and I guess my dad just had a night terror. I heard this awful, blood-curdling yell. Got up to see what happened - he was upright in bed and told me, unsolicited, "I'm fine". So I left him alone and went back to my room.

Just read up on it and it sounds like it could be because he drank a fair bit and it may have mixed with his Parkinson's medication. Or maybe my mom is stressing him out. Fuck, either way I feel terrible. Hope he fell right back asleep.

Sorry to hear that. Hope he's better this morning.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

RIP Bill Paxton

 

[Marvie_3]

I'm staying at my parents right now and I guess my dad just had a night terror. I heard this awful, blood-curdling yell. Got up to see what happened - he was upright in bed and told me, unsolicited, "I'm fine". So I left him alone and went back to my room.

Just read up on it and it sounds like it could be because he drank a fair bit and it may have mixed with his Parkinson's medication. Or maybe my mom is stressing him out. Fuck, either way I feel terrible. Hope he fell right back asleep.

Cobras?

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

http://twitter.com/JesperParnevik/status/835614360370294789

Norrisson scared of alligators

 

[SuperSonic1305]

I wonder if Manics and Forza still lurk this thread.

 

[Quick]

I wonder if Manics and Forza still lurk this thread.

*shrugs*

 

[PillarEN]

http://twitter.com/JesperParnevik/status/835614360370294789

Norrisson scared of alligators

This is the real reason the Coyotes will never move. The NHLPA will demand in the next bargaining agreement that they stay in place no matter what, so the players from the north can get their golf game on during the season.

 

[Fallout-with-swords]

The other angle (which they showed seconds later but was ignored by whoever cut that streamable) shows that he basically only touched Matthews stick

stay woke Leafs fans

Last time I checked it didn't matter where a player gets slashed. But whatever still lost

 

[Socreges]

Last time I checked it didn't matter where a player gets slashed. But whatever still lost

You can absolutely 'slash' the stick. That's just good defense. Unless you break the stick, which would be a penalty.