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[SuperSonic1305]

Time to jump on the Raptors bandwagon.....nope can't do it. Basketball sucks.

 

[Acid08]

when i feel earthquake, my hand automatically go to the dick. i stroke the dick and feel i have sex with the earth. all becoming calm.

 

[Fata1moose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBNuFKF9bPE

From one of the threads on the side in which we do not post. I wish I had a spare $15 to buy this right now, good god it looks good.

No gamepad support, blah!

 

[Unhandled Exception]

No gamepad support, blah!

Steam page says partial support. Which probably means everything but the menus.

 

[Acid08]

Oh lord Stalock is starting. The kid is great but against the Hawks....they always kick our shit in.

 

[Marvie_3]

Oh lord Stalock is starting. The kid is great but against the Hawks....they always kick our shit in.

Just because you haven't won against the Hawks in almost 2 years doesn't mean we always kick your shit in.

 

[Acid08]

Have a rookie playing his first NHL game tonight too. Oh boy.

 

[SpectreFire]

TOM SESTITO ON THE SECOND LINE

TOM SESTITO ON THE SECOND LINE

TOM SESTITO ON THE SECOND LINE

 

[Smiley90]

what.... what is this

TOM SESTITO ON THE SECOND LINE

TOM SESTITO ON THE SECOND LINE

TOM SESTITO ON THE SECOND LINE

No. Nonononono. No. No. Nono.

 

[Solo]

what.... what is this

Your fap material for tonight if you don't nail Soc's ex.

 

[Acid08]

what.... what is this
.

That's my gf plz be respectful.

 

[Marvie_3]

Have a rookie playing his first NHL game tonight too. Oh boy.

We can trade. You can have either Kruger, Bollig, or Handzus for him.

 

[zedge]

8-1 Hitmen. 11 min to go in third..lol

Seattle are terrible.


9-1..rather..haha

 

[calder]

I'm spending Sunday reading up on how to properly decapitate mice.

It's a fun Sunday, that's for sure.

I used to think science was cool and stuff but Smelly's weird "science" has made me realize evolution IS a liberal myth and global warming is a con. Did man land on the moon? Smelly chops up mice presumably for his job so I say probably not! Fuck any human endeavor that involves handling rodents.

Chris Higgins out with the flu.

Canucks recall crazed serial killer from Utica to sub in on the 4th line.

I dunno, I say less serial killer and more banged out drifter who loiters at the Greyhound depot checking the pay phones for change.

 

[Smiley90]

Oh my god Spectre is right, Sestito is playing on the second line. Higgins is injured too.

Our second line is

Sestito-Kesler-Kassian

Shoot me now, poor Kesler. Wow.

 

[Marvie_3]

Oh my god Spectre is right, Sestito is playing on the second line. Higgins is injured too.

Our second line is

Sestito-Kesler-Kassian

Shoot me now, poor Kesler. Wow.

Bergeron would have no problems playing with those two on his wings. Just saying.

 

[Acid08]

Bergeron would have no problems playing with those two on his wings. Just saying.

But what if 2011 Nashville Kesler time travelled to tonight to center that line?

 

[Smiley90]

Bergeron would have no problems playing with those two on his wings. Just saying.

 

[RC]

Curse Higgins yearly syphilis outbreak.

 

[zedge]

:lol

 

[Smiley90]

Curse Higgins yearly syphilis outbreak.

:lol

 

[Marvie_3]

But what if 2011 Nashville Kesler time travelled to tonight to center that line?

Then we could steal the time machine and go fuck all kinds of things up?

 

[Smiley90]

How the fuck did Santorelli miss that

 

[Holiday]

How long has Kane been playing with Hand Zeus?

 

[Acid08]

"Everybody talks about Marleau and Thornton. They don’t talk about Couture and Pavelski enough."

Thanks Pierre, way to prove you don't know anything about our team. Stick to talking about how much you love Toews.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Wow how did Vancouver miss that?

It's been happening a lot at Ducks games where the puck bounces strangely.

 

[ZeroGravity]

Kucherov is so fucking good.

 

[Holiday]

"Everybody talks about Marleau and Thornton. They don’t talk about Couture and Pavelski enough."

Thanks Pierre, way to prove you don't know anything about our team. Stick to talking about how much you love Toews.

I laughed when he used his interview with Thornton ask him how great Toews is.

 

[ZeroGravity]

OH GOD NO

BISHOP LEAVING THE GAME

 

[Marvie_3]

How long has Kane been playing with Hand Zeus?

Way too long.

 

[Holiday]

Way too long.

23 goals playing with Handzus has to scale up to like 30.

 

[ZeroGravity]

Fuck you Lindback.

 

[Smiley90]

OH MY GOD

SESTITO ON THE POWERPLAY WITH THE SEDINS AND KESLER

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

 

[Smiley90]

OH MY AND THE POWERPLAY SCORES WITH SESTITO ON IT

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

 

[RC]

OH MY GOD

SESTITO ON THE POWERPLAY WITH THE SEDINS AND KESLER

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

And it worked. It'll be the only goal we score tonight.

 

[Marvie_3]

Fuck

 

[Acid08]

DADDY!

 

[apocalidiot]

That Patrick Kane video was really weird. I hope a gif is made when he's walking down the runway and it says "GUILTY PLEASURE IS PIZZA" in the background

Edit- this was supposed to be posted before the game

 

[Smiley90]

ANOTHER powerplay goal with Sestito on it.

Did he tip it?

Oh my god what's happening

EDIT: If he tipped it, he now has more goals than David Clarkson

 

[RC]

Hahaha, Sessito again making a difference. Another pp goal, what world I'm I living in?

 

[Levyne]

Shit

 

[Red_Man]

Apparently that stat I post about Subban the other day that Socreges was debating about was based on ES time:

Over the 2012 and 2013 seasons, no Team Canada defense candidate was on the ice for fewer goals against per 20 minutes of even-strength ice time

The poster just didn't point it out in his original tweet.

 

[ZeroGravity]

Team looks completely shaken without Bishop

 

[Samyy]

ANOTHER powerplay goal with Sestito on it.

Did he tip it?

Oh my god what's happening

EDIT: If he tipped it, he now has more goals than David Clarkson

I just read a thread on the Leafs board on HF where the OP insisted that if we were to rebuild that we should trade Kessel and keep Clarkson, put him on the first line. His tired to reason that he was somehow a core piece on this team >.<

This fanbase..

 

[Smiley90]

Apparently that stat I post about Subban the other day that Socreges was debating about was based on ES time:



The poster just didn't point it out in his original tweet.

This season, I think only Boyle and Phaneuf have less. I think he leads in all the Orientation-Camp Invitees if you add last season, though

Coincidentally, Morgan Reilly has the WORST GA/60min at even-strength, right before Justin Schultz.

 

[Marvie_3]

I just read a thread on the Leafs board on HF where the OP insisted that if we were to rebuild that we should trade Kessel and keep Clarkson, put him on the first line. his That he was somehow a core piece on this team >.<

This fanbase..

Leafs fans =

 

[Marvie_3]

Get Bollig the fuck off this team already. Fucking worthless plug.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Leafs fans =

We're not all like that

I'm not sure who on Leafs GAF said that Clarkson trade was good. I think he's a good player, but not one you can fuckin build your team around and the term and money are still awful even with the rising cap. He'll be able to contribute more once he finds his groove, but it's tough to find a groove when you keep getting injured and/or suspended.

 

[Samyy]

We're not all like that

I'm not sure who on Leafs GAF said that Clarkson trade was good. I think he's a good player, but not one you can fuckin build your team around and the term and money are still awful even with the rising cap. He'll be able to contribute more once he finds his groove, but it's tough to find a groove when you keep getting injured and/or suspended.

Everything we did last summer besides the Bolland trade was essentially applying a bandaid on your left elbow when the right elbow was the one bleeding.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I just sold off the remainder of rare tf2 hats I had to buy Valdis. Kinda wish I hadn't have used that Oculus Rift hat code I got with my rift. Didn't know it would be untradeable.