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[Heretic]

Normally if you go one-on-one with another team you have a fifty-fifty chance of winning. But Phil Kessel's a genetic freak, and not normal. You've got a 25%, at best, of beating team USA. And then you add in JVR to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the semifinals, at Sochi, you have a 25% chance of winning Gold, but team USA has a 50% chance of winning, cause those European know they can't beat them, and they're not even gonna try. So Canada, you take your 25% chance, minus USA's 50% chance, and you've got an -25% chance of winning at Sochi. But then you take USA's 75% chance of winning, if they were to go one-on-one, and then add 50 percent, USA has 125 percent chance of winning at Sochi. You see Canada, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sochi

Neither do those hips

*bites lip*

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

No Bishop tonight, Jets fans. You should be good for a W, unless Marty St. Louis decides to go absolutely berserk.

Bobby Ryan has 0 points since being snubbed.

 

[kingslunk]

Holy ROFL at the freemufasa thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=747202

I can't. I just can't. Freemufasa is a legend. That just HAD to come from him.

HAHA

 

[Acid08]

Holy ROFL at the freemufasa thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=747202

I can't. I just can't. Freemufasa is a legend. That just HAD to come from him.

O's(XL)

 

[Samyy]

Holy ROFL at the freemufasa thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=747202

I can't. I just can't. Freemufasa is a legend. That just HAD to come from him.

Man its like I'm back in high school

 

[Kave_Man]

I have such conflicted feelings every time they say the "golden goal".

 

[RC]

Man its like I'm back in high school

So, last year?

 

[Smiley90]

So, last year?

:lol

 

[Heretic]

Bobby Ryan has 0 points since being snubbed.

I don't think this is true.

 

[Smiley90]

I got two invites for the Elder Scrolls beta stresstest this weekend that's apparently under an NDA. Woo!

 

[kingslunk]

I got two invites for the Elder Scrolls beta stresstest this weekend that's apparently under an NDA. Woo!

Hook a bro up

 

[Acid08]

I got two invites for the Elder Scrolls beta stresstest this weekend that's apparently under an NDA. Woo!

Pls let me know how clean the ladies' faces are. I need this.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Pls let me know how clean the ladies' faces are. I need this.

They are not clean.

 

[lamaroo]

Holy ROFL at the freemufasa thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=747202

I can't. I just can't. Freemufasa is a legend. That just HAD to come from him.

This is like a post from a black Jean-Ralphio

 

[Acid08]

They are not clean.

Ugh not good.

 

[Slurmer]

First team USA looks terrible and now no Giroux on team Canada. These Olympics are a bust.

 

[SCHUEY F1]

Pls let me know how clean the ladies' faces are. I need this.

They all look like Quicks avatar.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

I don't think this is true.

2 games since Jan. 1, 0 points.

 

[Smiley90]

Hook a bro up

I got a third one, so if you really want it I'll give you one

 

[InvaderZimmer]

I got two invites for the Elder Scrolls beta stresstest this weekend that's apparently under an NDA. Woo!

After the NDA is lifted would like to know how it plays since I've heard mixed things about it.

 

[zroid]

Holy ROFL at the freemufasa thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=747202

I can't. I just can't. Freemufasa is a legend. That just HAD to come from him.

I feel ashamed for understanding at least 90% of that.

Took me a while to figure out what Os are though. So there's that, at least!

 

[Var]

After the NDA is lifted would like to know how it plays since I've heard mixed things about it.

Don't think it's breaking NDA to say I did not enjoy my time with it.

 

[Heretic]

I feel ashamed for understanding at least 90% of that.

Took me a while to figure out what Os are though. So there's that, at least!

What does it mean? Also, what does pen-whatever mean?

 

[Solo]

What does it mean? Also, what does pen-whatever mean?

Condoms, brah.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Holy ROFL at the freemufasa thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=747202

I can't. I just can't. Freemufasa is a legend. That just HAD to come from him.

Oh god. I'm using "dick tears" from now on.

My half-Jamaicanness kicked in after the first sentence to translate, still what the fuck is "penshot" lol

 

[Kave_Man]

First Leafs game I've got to watch since the Winter Classic!

LET'S GO!

 

[DopeyFish]

First Leafs game I've got to watch since the Winter Classic!

LET'S GO!

IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT

 

[Red_Man]

I was outside for 5 Mins and wanted to kill myself, I can't remember it ever being this cold here.

 

[zroid]

First Leafs game I've got to watch since the Winter Classic!

LET'S GO!

My first since the 23rd! I was starting to think it was helping, but then the last game happened.

 

[Heretic]

Condoms, brah.

Ah, I see.

What about penshot?

 

[shadowkat]

Holy ROFL at the freemufasa thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=747202

I can't. I just can't. Freemufasa is a legend. That just HAD to come from him.

I got the gist of that story.

 

[Erdrick]

No Bishop tonight, Jets fans. You should be good for a W, unless Marty St. Louis decides to go absolutely berserk.

Don't ever underestimate our ability to fail under any circumstances. lol
I really hope the Jets can pull off a win tonight though. The friend that I'm going to with at the game has only ever been to one game before this and they lost that one, so a win would make both of our nights.

 

[Kave_Man]

RANGER DANGER!!!

assist to Bozie.

 

[DopeyFish]

BOZAK

 

[shadowkat]

RANGER


Edit: BOZAK

 

[Quick]

CHAUFFEUR BOZIE

 

[zroid]

dammit I was getting a beer D:

BOZIE

 

[Samyy]

Goddammit
Yay Bozak

 

[yyzjohn]

I'm impressed with Bozak. He's only been totally useless in one game since retuning from injury.

 

[Quick]

Goddammit
Yay Bozak

Driving that puck like he would drive Kessel around.

 

[Kave_Man]

The Leafs are actually looking...adequate right now.

 

[SuperSonic1305]

5 goals against last game and they start Bernier again? Carlyle folks. Reimer getting traded I bet. Those fucks.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

CHAUFFEUR BOZIE

lol wtf

Drivin' dat offense?

 

[Socreges]

Mike Smith over Crawford, Hamhuis over Seabrook and Nash over St. Louis are all horrible decisions.

Yep.

Smith has played for Canada on international ice. That probably gave him the edge in an ultimately meaningless selection.

Hamhuis > Seabrook

Nash will be a good choice if he finds his game, but I would've preferred St Louis, too

But none of those are horrible decisions. Don't be pissy, Hawks fans

 

[Cake Boss]

The Leafs are actually looking...adequate right now.

TRAITOR!!

How could you leave us?

 

[DopeyFish]

this has to be one of the quickest periods ever lol

 

[Merguson]

5 goals against last game and they start Bernier again? Carlyle folks. Reimer getting traded I bet. Those fucks.

I'm not sure if I see a problem here. The writing is on the wall. The leafs didn't acquire Bernier to back up Reimer.

 

[SuperSonic1305]

I'm not sure if I see a problem here. The writing is on the wall. The leafs didn't acquire Bernier to back up Reimer.

But 1a 1b!

 

[Montresor]

Leafs up one-nothing against NY. Bueno.

 

[Kave_Man]

Fuck you Montresor!

YOU CAUSED THIS!