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NHL Lockout With Your Cock Out |OT|
- Thread starter Marvie_3
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Can't be. Nobody died.
apocalidiot
Banned
I'm ready for this lockout over so I can put my cock back in (see thread title). It has been a grueling two months
KingHenrik30
Member
Just won about $150 on Andrew Luck tonight - lockout?
apocalidiot
Banned
I bet you're stoked that there's a lockout since you vowed to never watch a Rangers game again. It all works out nicely
apocalidiot
Banned
That was suppose to be Rangers. I blame republicans
KingHenrik30
Member
Choose your own adventure!
1) you thought I was kings fan. You accidentally fall in a pile of horse shit and we all laugh!
2) you know I'm a Rangers fan and it's ironic. Pass go and collect 200 sack lathers!
3) you stealth edit. Everybody knows it. You fall in a pile of horse shit on purpose!
apocalidiot
Banned
It wasn't a stealth edit you dumbass, I was correcting my mistake. Who gives a fuck I accidentally wrote the wrong team, I know you're a shitty Rangers fan
EDIT: Man, now I'm all fired up
KingHenrik30
Member
Nah it was a stealth edit and you got caught. Option 3. Haha.
Best part about this post is the "reason for edit" you actually put down.
"Last edited by apocalidiot; Today at 09:40 PM. Reason: had 2 tell the forum members how fired up I am"
apocalidiot
Banned
Are you really arguing about stealth edits? Dude, I edited after he quoted it. That is not very stealthy bro, go back to stealth school #dumbass
KingHenrik30
Member
There's no Henrik that plays on the kings and kinghenrik is a popular nickname for the rangers goalie.
7.5 inches
KingHenrik30
Member
And now we wait...
apocalidiot
Banned
Whoa Socreges, whose posts are you calling worthless?
#nicepun #twitterbirdlogo #birdandtreereferences #stealthschooldropout
EDIT:
#smileyknows
#nicepun #twitterbirdlogo #birdandtreereferences #stealthschooldropout
EDIT:
#smileyknows
This sudden salt is making me erect.
apocalidiot
Banned
Damn, if this is salt, this place is going to be a salt factory whenever hockey starts back up
Oh christ let's not
KingHenrik30
Member
#FIRwasonpurpose #becauseimwhitetraaash
apocalidiot
Banned
:jnc
Gonna go with B on this one.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
After the shitty year I've had, I deserve hockey.
KingHenrik is a bad fan FYI.
KingHenrik is a bad fan FYI.
Not like us Kings fans, am I right?
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
In actual hockey news:
Bure's number to be retired by the Canucks
http://www.theprovince.com/sports/h...esco+Aquilini+retire+Pavel/7514765/story.html
Bure's number to be retired by the Canucks
http://www.theprovince.com/sports/h...esco+Aquilini+retire+Pavel/7514765/story.html
About fucking time. It's such a joke he got named to the hall of fame before his fucking jersey got retired.
Excellent.
Bure is much more popular in Vancouver than he's made out to be in that article, I'd say. And any misinformation on his time here can be blamed on the same media that's now defending him against ambiguous enemies.
the second only, unfortunately. I moved here in 2009, so no chance to see him live as a young kid, and I don't really watch full replays of old games... (are those even available somewhere?)
I don't know why I follow Eklund on twitter. He says the opposite of everyone else.
*Things look bad*
"REMEMBER, THIS IS A NEGOTIATION. THINGS ARE NEVER AS BAD AS THEY SEEM AND ACTUALLY I JUST GOT A TEXT THAT SAID THEY'RE NOT EVEN BAD, THEY'RE GREAT!"
*Things look good*
"LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES. STILL A LOT OF WORK TO DO. AM TOLD BOTH SIDES ARE BEING VERY CAUTIOUS."
Fuck. Off.
*Things look bad*
"REMEMBER, THIS IS A NEGOTIATION. THINGS ARE NEVER AS BAD AS THEY SEEM AND ACTUALLY I JUST GOT A TEXT THAT SAID THEY'RE NOT EVEN BAD, THEY'RE GREAT!"
*Things look good*
"LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES. STILL A LOT OF WORK TO DO. AM TOLD BOTH SIDES ARE BEING VERY CAUTIOUS."
Fuck. Off.
He's the CNN/Wolf Blitzer of hockey.
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
Even with his brief time in FLA he is unreal. Absolutely unreal. The only player I know who can stickhandle at top speed, and his speed was almost twice as fast as anyone on the ice. I remember watching the first couple of games after the trade and the local camera guys could not cope with Bure, he was always at the edge of the frame when he skating. At the arena, every time he got the puck people stood up. Most exciting player I've seen on ice.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Eklund is a comedy account, like MysteryInsiderr or whatever his name is.
Do the opposite of what he says. That's your credible news there. People feed him fake info on purpose.
Do the opposite of what he says. That's your credible news there. People feed him fake info on purpose.
brucewaynegretzky
Member
I think the lesson from this page is that from here forward we should all fill in the "Reason for Edit" box.
O, and that without hockey we're a collection of useless assholes.
EDIT: Ok, we're probably useless assholes ALL the time but at least normally hockey serves as a pleasant distraction.
O, and that without hockey we're a collection of useless assholes.
EDIT: Ok, we're probably useless assholes ALL the time but at least normally hockey serves as a pleasant distraction.
KingHenrik30
Member
Get in line on shitty years. I'm not a bad fan I'm just a neurotic drunk.
ZeroGravity
Member
Coldnoodle
Member
UNFANNING MY VAGINA
AngmarsKing701
Member
I would expect all blue jacket fans would understand this feeling
we have a better chance of getting hockey back in the next 15 minutes then the blue jackets have of winning the cup. My hope isn't THAT misguided.
AngmarsKing701
Member
lol