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[Marvie_3]

Is he really that bored?

He's probably watching Archer on Netflix.

 

[RC]

He's probably watching Archer on Netflix.

Speaking of which, I really need to catch up.

 

[Smiley90]

He's probably watching Archer on Netflix.

I'm still waiting for the inevitable bench-tweet.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Great, now our powerplay is injuring our own players.

 

[Alucard]

Is he really that bored?

I really hope he's watching something game-related because that's just really unprofessional. Luongo getting paid to check his FB during a game?

 

[RC]

Really effective pp boys. No shots on net and you've hurt Hansen.

 

[Marvie_3]

Speaking of which, I really need to catch up.

I just finished season 3 the other day. Haven't seen any of season 4 yet.

 

[calder]

Archer's been at a very high level the past few seasons, other than one or two merely good episodes this year has been just as great as last. And last season is on Netflix now, so I'm going to rewatch Heart of Archness one of these days.

"Do you even know what an idiom is?!"
"Colloquial metaphor!"
"No it's - uh actually yes that's it's exactly"

(paraphrasing, sorry it's been a while)

But among the many awesome running gags in Archer the nerdy language/literature ones are my favourite.

 

[Red_Man]

Apparently Hitchcock didn't come out of the Blues dressing room until an hour and 20 mins after the game. Either he individually kicked each players ass or someone ordered a surprise dessert buffet.

 

[Alucard]

That sucks for Pittsburgh if they just lost their starting goalie. Hopefully it's not too long term, or else they'll be forced to choke with Vokoun in the playoffs instead of Fleury. And when Vokoun chokes in the playoffs, it's kind of just sad. When Fleury chokes, it's amazing. Hopefully he makes a speedy recovery.

Really don't think he's going to choke this year. He's been solid almost the entire season with a few off games here and there. It's mostly the Flyers who get into his head. His March has been absolutely unreal. The thing is, he doesn't have to be spectacular...he just needs to be solid and occasionally great, as he was in 2009.

 

[TemplaerDude]

So Nikita Nikitin parents knew what they were doing, right?

 

[TUSR]

So Nikita Nikitin parents knew what they were doing, right?

I know a guy named Robert Robertson

 

[vas_a_morir]

Let us have a point, Canucks! It won't hurt ya none.

 

[Marvie_3]

Apparently Hitchcock didn't come out of the Blues dressing room until an hour and 20 mins after the game. Either he individually kicked each players ass or someone ordered a surprise dessert buffet.

Hitchcock -----> BC bud ----> munchies -----> an hour and 20 mins of eating

 

[Smiley90]

It hurts me to say this, but Vancouver and Columbus have a very similar playstyle these days. Solid, well-organized defense, try to score early/once and punish the opposition when they open up.

Too bad nobody scores.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Let us have a point, Canucks! It won't hurt ya none.

Oh and just what are you going to do with it?

 

[Smiley90]

Oh and just what are you going to do with it?

More than the Rangers.

 

[Quick]

So Nikita Nikitin parents knew what they were doing, right?

Phillip Phillips.

 

[Red_Man]

Too bad nobody scores.

Roger that.

 

[TemplaerDude]

More than the Rangers.

Ba dum boom biiiiiish

Oh boy, a powerplay. Fuck, I remember when a powerplay was practically a guaranteed goal. This fucking blows.

 

[RC]

Another exercise in futility.

 

[Smiley90]

Ba dum boom biiiiiish

Oh boy, a powerplay. Fuck, I remember when a powerplay was practically a guaranteed goal. This fucking blows.

Let's try not to injure any of our players this time, okay

 

[TemplaerDude]

God dammit Henrik, shoot the fucking puck. Stop fucking trying to set up the perfect play, take the fucking shot.

 

[Smiley90]

God dammit Henrik, shoot the fucking puck. Stop fucking trying to set up the perfect play, take the fucking shot.

Dude, that's never going to happen, we ALL know this. We've known it for a LONG time now.

Okay, Canucks get a 4-on-2 on the PP and still manage no shots on goal.

JUST WHY

 

[vas_a_morir]

Oh and just what are you going to do with it?

Invest it. Watch it grow.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Dude, that's never going to happen, we ALL know this. We've known it for a LONG time now.

Okay, Canucks get a 4-on-2 on the PP and still manage no shots on goal.

JUST WHY

There are two players staring right at him with the puck waiting for him to make that god damn pass, if there is ever a fucking time to change your fucking game it's when you've dropped to the bottom on the powerplay league rankings. Take the shot. Make a fucking change. Don't go for the near - impossible pass.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

No wonder tickets for this game were so cheap.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Fucking Hamhuis saving the refs life there, if that had gone in I'd be on the train to murdersville right now.

 

[Heretic]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOT A POINT!!! USA! USA! USA!

 

[TUSR]

Linesman flush to boards. Reffing 101 failed

 

[vas_a_morir]

Point!

m-m-movin' on up!

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Linesman keeps the puck in better than some power play point men.

 

[RC]

I smell shootout. It smells like shit.

 

[Smiley90]

I smell shootout. It smells like shit.

Put Henrik in. For shits and giggles.

 

[Acid08]

Put Henrik in. For shits and giggles.

He'll pass it to the back of the net!

 

[TemplaerDude]

He'll pass it to the back of the net!

That's the spirit!

Holy shit Hansen, he's played a hell of a game. Fuck, he's played a hell of a season. I LOVE YOU HANSEN plzscorenexttime.

 

[Smiley90]

He'll pass it to the back of the net!

Exactly. Can't be any worse than the rest. We have nobody who can score anyway.

 

[Lone_Prodigy]

Don't use Hansen in the shootout please.

 

[RC]

Ugh. What a glorious chance to avoid the SO.

 

[Smiley90]

See. That's just Hansen's way of telling AV not to use him in the SO. We have nobody who can score, unless we luck out somehow.

 

[TemplaerDude]

The negativity in here is killing me.

 

[Heretic]

Let's go, Blue Jackets!

 

[Red_Man]

Let's go, Blue Jackets!

+1

 

[RC]

Raymay spin o Rama. It's our only chance.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Let's go, Blue Jackets!

Get stuffed, Heretic!

+1

The fuck kind of stake do you have in this you big jerk.

 

[vas_a_morir]

You are tearing me apart, shootouts!

 

[Smiley90]

The negativity in here is killing me.

Fueled by history and Desi's liquor cabinet.

 

[Red_Man]

I really wish Montreal still had Lapierre

 

[TemplaerDude]

Fueled by history and Desi's liquor cabinet.

I dunno 'bout you guys but I feel more confident with Schneids in net. COME ON BOYS PUT THIS SHIT IN.

LAPPY YES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES COME ON

 

[TemplaerDude]

VICTORY BITCHES WE WIN HA HA HA HA HA HA I DON'T HAVE TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP TONIGHT WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO