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[ZeroGravity]

Updated chances of making the playoffs:

99.9% - Tampa Bay
99.9% - Los Angeles
99.8% - Montreal
97.9% - New York Rangers
95.8% - Philadelphia
92.5% - Minnesota
71.1% - Columbus
68.2% - Phoenix
59.8% - Detroit
37.3% - Dallas
31.9% - Washington
24.6% - Toronto
18.3% - New Jersey
01.9% - Vancouver
00.5% - Ottawa
00.3% - Carolina
00.1% - Winnipeg

 

[Smiley90]

April |OT| "Leafs to win the cup" - April Fool's since '67

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Thanks Blackhawk friends xox

UNFURNISHED BUSINESS

 

[Smiley90]

Marvie bought you an apartment? Awfully nice.

 

[Red_Man]

Updated chances of making the playoffs:

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Nah, you guys are destined for the Cup. 16/16

Fuck off and shut the fuck up

 

[Red_Man]

April |OT| The More Leafs Change The More They Stay The Same

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Sens SO goal:

Trocheck beautiful SO goal:

Pirri game-winning SO goal ( ):

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Marvie bought you an apartment? Awfully nice.

Marvie and Dastardly Ikea Shopping Trip #UnfinishedBusiness

 

[Acid08]

Marvie only goes to IKEA for the swedish meatballs.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

IKEA is for commies, right, Quick?

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I got my Landeskog bookshelf at IKEA.

 

[AcridMeat]

Big dicks, big dicks everywhere.

 

[Acid08]

Wingels has 9 hits tonight wow

GOTTA GO TO THE BANK AND DEPOSIT THIS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[geeko]

I want to say our powerplay is back, but it's probably just the Oilers sucking.

Pavs is awesome.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Trocheck beautiful SO goal:

Dat 3rd rounder UNF UNF UNF

Thanks sox

 

[Acid08]

So it looks like Burish's finger got a bit messed up blocking a shot

Yeah he's done for a little bit

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Dat 3rd rounder UNF UNF UNF

Thanks sox

Not a problem

So it looks like Burish's finger got a bit messed up blocking a shot

Yeah he's done for a little bit

 

[Marvie_3]

Thanks Blackhawk friends xox

UNFURNISHED BUSINESS

We can totally play D&D in there.

Marvie bought you an apartment? Awfully nice.

That's where dstrdl and I are going to play D&D.

 

[calder]

Any NHL April thread that doesn't reference April Reimer is a tough sell IMO.

 

[AcridMeat]

HAT TRICK BABY!!!

 

[Acid08]

THAT'S A BIG DICK HATTY

Fuck off Scrivens.

 

[Giant Robot]

Jesus Fuck…Oilers man.

 

[geeko]

$$$$Hats and dicks everywhere$$$$

 

[zroid]

big night for US Olympian centres.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Marvie:

TT looked really good. Didn't lose a faceoff (iirc), made some great defensive plays and great passes in the offensive zone and to spring Saad/Smith. Looked good on the PP too.

 

[Marvie_3]

Marvie:

TT looked really good. Didn't lose a faceoff (iirc), made some great defensive plays and great passes in the offensive zone and to spring Saad/Smith. Looked good on the PP too.

Ok.

 

[Cake Boss]

Ok.

 

[Red_Man]

Ok.

He was poised, composed, confident, relaxed, had his bearings.

 

[Razorskin]

Expect a gif for every pass he makes for the next year.

 

[Acid08]

SHARKS WIN

PAV$ HATTY

Nice of the boys to finally show up and get two points from a non-playoff team.

 

[Red_Man]

Expect a gif for every pass he makes for the next year.

2nd best passer in the league after Kadri???

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Wait, his number is 89?

Thassabit cheeky innit.

Also, Marvie, I've never ever played D&D before but I would fucking LOVE the opportunity to. No shit. I just don't know anyone that does, or any good DMs or how to play or anything like that...

PAV$ HATTY

BIG DICK PAVELSKI $$$$$$$$

 

[Red_Man]

Didn't you say you were going to watch some LARPing a few weeks back Dastardly? Was it as hilarious as it sounds?

 

[wsoxfan1214]

He was poised, composed, confident, relaxed, had his bearings.

Omg stop harassing me you bully

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Didn't you say you were going to watch some LARPing a few weeks back Dastardly? Was it as hilarious as it sounds?

Oh my god, that shit was fucking hilarious.

There was seriously 300 people all on this football oval all dressed as knights and rangers and elves and shit. All yelling at each other and throw tennis balls at each other and stuff.

I have videos on my phone... I must upload.

My friends dog kept running on the field and one of them yelled "A HOUND ON THE BATTLEFIELD! WATCH YOURSELVES!"

I was drunkenly yelling "FIGHT WITH HONOUR" at 15 year olds dressed as knights.

Also there was some dude who was dressed as a lizardman (with full facepaint and everything) and he kept screeching when he died. No matter where on the oval he was, you could hear him.

 

[Red_Man]

Please share, that sounds amazing. I should try and find out if there's an event like that near where I live, I'd love to witness it in person.

My friends dog kept running on the field and one of them yelled "A HOUND ON THE BATTLEFIELD! WATCH YOURSELVES!"

:lol :lol :lol Holy shit.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Tabris, you should root for the LA Kings this year and forever. Bless them with your powers

 

[Marvie_3]

Also, Marvie, I've never ever played D&D before but I would fucking LOVE the opportunity to. No shit. I just don't know anyone that does, or any good DMs or how to play or anything like that...

I don't know how to play either but we could get some........booze........and make up some rules.

 

[Quick]

Remote play on the Vita and PS4 is actually pretty good now. Second Son ran pretty smooth on my Vita. L2/R2 placement is awkward though.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

Remote play on the Vita and PS4 is actually pretty good now. Second Son ran pretty smooth on my Vita. L2/R2 placement is awkward though.

Yeah, that's my only complaint about it. What's your PSN ID?

 

[Sanjuro]

I don't know how to play either but we could get some........booze........and make up some rules.

I never grew up with that stuff, but that's the only way I've played it. Basically end up drinking until nobody gives a fuck about wizards anymore.

 

[lamaroo]

Guys I think I have the dumbest brother in the world.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Guys I think I have the dumbest brother in the world.

I'll take that bet, my brother is the biggest fucking idiot.

 

[Red_Man]

Guys I think I have the dumbest brother in the world.

Does he think Vancouver still has a chance at the playoffs?

 

[lamaroo]

Does he think Vancouver still has a chance at the playoffs?

:lol

I'll take that bet, my brother is the biggest fucking idiot.

Ehhhh, I think I've got you beat.

 

[Smiley90]

Guys I think I have the dumbest brother in the world.

You can't say things like that without explaining.

 

[Cake Boss]

You can't say things like that without explaining.

He made a gif of a hockey player making a saucer pass.

 

[bonesmccoy]

Carlyle: "We didn't have the puck, we just dumped it down the ice. It's like we were frozen out there for 30 minutes."

LOL

THATS HOW ITS BEEN ALL SEASON

ITS NOT LIKE SOME REVELATION YOUR MONGREL

The dissembling tomorrow will be legendary. There are literally no more excuses to be pulled out of anyone's ass for why this team has been playing shit hockey for the better part of two seasons.

edit:

“We didn’t seem to be able to break the cycle, and they were using the points,” Lupul lamented. “We play with a lot of people down low in our zone so the points are open, but then they seemed to be getting the point shots through and getting a lot of tips and rebounds. Obviously something was wrong there.

I wonder if Nonis is paying attention to this.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

lamaroo we need context dammit. CONTEXT!

I don't know how to play either but we could get some........booze........and make up some rules.

Wait isn't D&D just a bunch of guys taking acid and trying to read Game of Thrones to each other?