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[Unhandled Exception]

Honestly we all know a Tabris alt would be rooting for another team. Probably for your 2014 Stanley Cup champs the Anaheim Ducks.

 

[Red_Man]

Honestly we all know a Tabris alt would be rooting for another team. Probably for your 2014 Stanley Cup champs the Anaheim Ducks.

Now you guys are trying to jinx other teams using Tabris curses. This thread is getting too meta.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Elf boy with a vicious snipe

 

[Acid08]

Sick glove Nemo.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Elf boy again! lol

edit: totally a kick in

edit edit: oh my god what shitty luck, kicks it but it goes off a shark and in so it counts

 

[Acid08]

That's a kick.

Edit: oh god dammit

Quit being so fucking soft team.

 

[manfestival]

just got home from the lightning game. nice to see them win, scary knock out at the end of the game.

 

[MetatronM]

That's interference now? Ok. Nucks are sure to score here.


EDIT: WOW, that's about as close as you can get to scoring a shorty without actually doing it.

 

[Acid08]

Wish they would break up Pavs-Thornton-Burns already. Need that Jumbo-Couture-Pavs triple threat down the middle.

 

[MetatronM]

ST. LOUIS!!!!!!


SHORTY!!!!


And LOL at Tortorella laughing at that one.

 

[trifelife]

Short-ass mother fucker, from Quebec no less. Boooooooooo.

 

[MetatronM]

That's 7 shorthanded goals for the Rangers since the trade deadline.

So much for losing Callahan hurting our PK.

 

[MetatronM]

Gonna need a gif of that Torts face.

 

[Sanjuro]

Gonna need a gif of that Torts face.

Is this one finally a "Oh, shit. I'm getting fired soon, aren't I?"

 

[Stasis]

God damn that was good. MSL on a shorty facing Torts.

Perfect. Wish it would have happened about 12 games ago, but hey!

 

[MetatronM]

Is this one finally a "Oh, shit. I'm getting fired soon, aren't I?"

It was a "looking up at the scoreboard, looking back down smiling in disbelief at the shit he just saw" kind of thing.

 

[Sanjuro]

It was a "looking up at the scoreboard, looking back down smiling in disbelief at the shit he just saw" kind of thing.

I'll take that. I actually like Torts, I think he is terrible for the Canucks.

 

[Stasis]

Yeah that's Torts when he's done being angry and just kinda gives up a little.

Rangers fans know it well. It's prolly worse for the team after the game than angry-face Torts.

 

[Red_Man]

Callahan looked really good tonight, all over the place. I can see why Zero wants him signed so badly, I'd till be tentative to give him the term and cash he wants, but he was everywhere.

 

[trifelife]

I'll take that. I actually like Torts, I think he is terrible for the Canucks.

Toronto!

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I've been running through a bunch of calculus on my own time the last 3 months. It's no wonder I've been hitting Diablo 3 so hard lately, even when I understand it math fucking sucks.

 

[MetatronM]

I'll take that. I actually like Torts, I think he is terrible for the Canucks.

I liked Torts too, honestly. For all his cons he has a lot of pros, and I think he's always genuinely trying to do what's best for the team. He's just a passionate guy who can wear out his welcome, especially when the team is faced with adversity.

Definitely is not a fit for the Canucks' skillsets, though, and Torts doesn't adapt his own style for the players he has.

 

[MetatronM]

Lundqvist just shutting this down now.

 

[Sanjuro]

I liked Torts too, honestly. For all his cons he has a lot of pros, and I think he's always genuinely trying to do what's best for the team. He's just a passionate guy who can wear out his welcome, especially when the team is faced with adversity.

Definitely is not a fit for the Canucks' skillsets, though, and Torts doesn't adapt his own style for the players he has.

He needs a team which has a passionate fanbase, but with minimal media exposure.

Rangers worked out because they aren't the top dog in town. He got by in a Rex Ryan way, except the team had actual talent they couldn't ignore and go along with his attitude.

Toronto!

...that could work. Not well, but it could work!

 

[RC]

We all like Torts, the person. The coach? Not so much.

And you're dead to me Metatron.

 

[MetatronM]

Burrows just killed McDonagh.

 

[RangersFan]

FUCKING piece of useless fucking shit asshole

 

[Stasis]

If you killed our fucking post-season with that last minute bullshit you fucking has-been...

Edit: also obviously I care about him and his health, lol. Don't wanna sound like a selfish prick.

 

[Sanjuro]

We all like Torts, the person. The coach? Not so much.

And you're dead to me Metatron.

A lot of people hate Torts the person. I don't think he is a bad coach either. Whalers Canucks are just a bad fit.

 

[MetatronM]

That's definitely a separated shoulder as a best case scenario, on a clear headshot into the boards.

 

[RC]

A lot of people hate Torts the person. I don't think he is a bad coach either. Whalers Canucks are just a bad fit.

And how. It's like putting a hamburger patty in a hot dog bun.

 

[Razorskin]

 

[Sanjuro]

And how. It's like putting a hamburger patty in a hot dog bun.

Good analogy. Today I had to use a hamburger bun with a hot dog. That at least still works!

 

[KingHenrik30]

Why is this prick still playing? Piece of shit.

 

[Acid08]

Am I surprised Burrows is trash? Nope.

 

[MetatronM]

Apparently Carcillo was trying to talk AV into letting him on the ice in that last minute after Burrows' cheapshot. AV shot that down.

 

[ZeroGravity]

Callahan looked really good tonight, all over the place. I can see why Zero wants him signed so badly, I'd till be tentative to give him the term and cash he wants, but he was everywhere.

Term seems like more of an issue than cap hit, but I don't think his game will drop off significantly in the next few years, so injuries would be the only real concern.

Still, we've desperately needed a player like Callahan for a long time and they're really hard to find. If we don't give it to him, someone else will.

 

[trifelife]

Yeah, not exactly a great decision... but all this Burrows salt makes everything better.

 

[Marvie_3]

What a piece of shit.

 

[MetatronM]

Term seems like more of an issue than cap hit, but I don't think his game will drop off significantly in the next few years, so injuries would be the only real concern.

Still, we've desperately needed a player like Callahan for a long time and they're really hard to find. If we don't give it to him, someone else will.

Callahan will be a great signing for the next 3-4 years. It's the 3-4 years beyond that that he wants that are the problem.

 

[Sanjuro]

In defense of Burrows, that hit isn't even entirely bad. It's after the contact while bouncing off the glass you can tell his intention there.

 

[KingHenrik30]

Yeah, not exactly a great decision... but all this Burrows salt makes everything better.

Burrows is pure trash. That's not salt it's just speaking a fact.

 

[Red_Man]

That gif is way too fast, but it looks pretty bad initially.

Term seems like more of an issue than cap hit, but I don't think his game will drop off significantly in the next few years, so injuries would be the only real concern.

Still, we've desperately needed a player like Callahan for a long time and they're really hard to find. If we don't give it to him, someone else will.

It's not his game dropping off that would worry me, just the injuries piling up, like the one person in here said he had his shoulder separated 9 times last season alone. He looked really great playing a two way game, he's exactly what the Habs could use. Has he said anything about signing with Tampa?

 

[ShaneB]

Yeah... dang...

 

[Acid08]

Throwing away any chance at the division right now. Wish our top lines would stop coasting.

 

[Revenant]

Would have made the Macho Man proud rest his soul...


Murray and Burrows tonight.........c'mon fellas. I want to see better clips of each but both look like real boneheaded plays...

 

[RC]

Good analogy. Today I had to use a hamburger bun with a hot dog. That at least still works!

That just seems really sad to me.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

I'm learning BASH at work and getting about an iotas worth of effort from my senior. Sure there's the whole "managing yourself" thing. Which is what I'm all about...

But I swear to god it's like he doesn't give a shit.

He's about a total of 3 times how my study has been. I failed the tech aspect of the 4 week review because I was off on my own studying, but never getting the chance to apply the basics to what I learned.

Two times yesterday he actually asked though. And I was stuttering and failing about everywhere because suddenly I felt under pressure.

All the male role models in my life have been incredibly warm, accommodating and acted like they actually give a shit.

This is so radically different. And it scares me.

 

[Red_Man]

Yeah... dang...

This sack of shit played more than Subban tonight, Therrien! Even with his misconduct.

 

[Revenant]

That just seems really sad to me.

Sometimes we all do things we're....not proud of for the sake of surviving in this harsh first world.