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Sanjuro · Apr 3, 2014

I was here when Joe Thornton was relevant.

You can also take that as I was never here.

Red_Man · Apr 3, 2014

Quick said:
My heart remains in pieces.

SAVE ME FORTUNATESON.

Come to Toronto with Smiley, I'll find you someone to move past that Ill informed woman.

Socreges said:
No job, no girlfriend, no life. All I can do is try and pretend to be other people and hope it distracts me from my own crippling misery.

:lol :lol :lol

Sanjuro · Apr 3, 2014

I feel like Pierre McGuire has already reached his maximum allotted time for tonight's game.

calder · Apr 3, 2014

Good news, CapGeek has updated their buyout calculator to properly reflect signing bonuses! Good times fans of teams with one or two, uh, regrettable contracts cluttering up the roster!

SPOILER:

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David Clarkson is 30 years old on the buyout date of June 15, 2014, setting the buyout ratio at 2/3 and the total buyout cost at $5,333,333, in addition to $24,250,000 in signing bonuses, spread over 12 years. His contract was originally valued at $36,750,000 beginning in 2013 and ending in 2020, with $8,000,000 remaining from the buyout year forward (which does not include $24,250,000 in remaining signing bonuses that are paid regardless of buyout). The following is a season-by-season breakdown of the buyout. A negative buyout cap hit indicates a credit.
BUYOUT DETAILS

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SEASON SALARY CAP HIT BUYOUT SAVINGS BUYOUT CAP HIT 2014-15 $1,000,000 $5,250,000 $444,444 $555,556 $4,694,444 2015-16 $1,000,000 $5,250,000 $444,444 $555,556 $4,694,444 2016-17 $2,000,000 $5,250,000 $444,444 $1,555,556 $3,694,444 2017-18 $2,000,000 $5,250,000 $444,444 $1,555,556 $3,694,444 2018-19 $1,000,000 $5,250,000 $444,444 $555,556 $4,694,444 2019-20 $1,000,000 $5,250,000 $444,444 $555,556 $4,694,444 2020-21 $0 $0 $444,444 -$444,444 $444,444 2021-22 $0 $0 $444,444 -$444,444 $444,444 2022-23 $0 $0 $444,444 -$444,444 $444,444 2023-24 $0 $0 $444,444 -$444,444 $444,444 2024-25 $0 $0 $444,444 -$444,444 $444,444 2025-26 $0 $0 $444,444 -$444,444 $444,444

Less amusingly but more importantly:

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Ondrej Pavelec is 26 years old on the buyout date of June 15, 2014, setting the buyout ratio at 2/3 and the total buyout cost at $8,500,000 spread over 6 years. His contract was originally valued at $19,500,000 beginning in 2012 and ending in 2017, with $12,750,000 remaining from the buyout year forward. The following is a season-by-season breakdown of the buyout. A negative buyout cap hit indicates a credit.
BUYOUT DETAILS

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SEASON SALARY CAP HIT BUYOUT SAVINGS BUYOUT CAP HIT 2014-15 $3,750,000 $3,900,000 $1,416,667 $2,333,333 $1,566,667 2015-16 $4,250,000 $3,900,000 $1,416,667 $2,833,333 $1,066,667 2016-17 $4,750,000 $3,900,000 $1,416,667 $3,333,333 $566,667 2017-18 $0 $0 $1,416,667 -$1,416,667 $1,416,667 2018-19 $0 $0 $1,416,667 -$1,416,667 $1,416,667 2019-20 $0 $0 $1,416,667 -$1,416,667 $1,416,667

"Bueno."

Sanjuro · Apr 3, 2014

Howard just made Bergy look like a fool.

Socreges · Apr 3, 2014

Solo said:
This is some depressing shit man

At least go get your old girl from the Smelly zone for an old-times sake poke.

*whoosh*

Solo · Apr 3, 2014

Socreges said:
*whoosh*

Oh wow. Haha. For some reason I missed your intent completely. Well done, good sir.

Hoodwinked'd

Fata1moose · Apr 3, 2014

19 & 21 said:
Friend of mine bought it and finished it but said he regretted the purchase.

Guess I'll wait for it to hit the bargain bin, which means I'll probably never play it.

Sanjuro · Apr 3, 2014

Nyquist contained.

Sanjuro · Apr 3, 2014

...that is a goal.

Bettman is trying to bail out Detroit!

Wingfan19 · Apr 3, 2014

Haha, Chara got screwed there. That's a good goal all day. But oh well, Wings gotta get those Holmstrom goals back somehow.

Square Triangle · Apr 3, 2014

Lol what a terrible call.

Wingfan19 · Apr 3, 2014

Well they got it back anyway. Wings SUCK at covering the D shots. Just terrible.

Sanjuro · Apr 3, 2014

I'm not sure if that was a goal.

There wasn't someone between Howard's legs.

calder · Apr 3, 2014

Fata1moose said:
Guess I'll wait for it to hit the bargain bin, which means I'll probably never play it.

It's absolutely not worth full price, and I'd say at best it's worth $30. It's not terrible, and it has some decent elements, but it's just mediocre enough that I still haven't finished it.

Ideally it should be a rental or sub $20 sale sort of game.

Sanjuro · Apr 3, 2014

calder said:
It's absolutely not worth full price, and I'd say at best it's worth $30. It's not terrible, and it has some decent elements, but it's just mediocre enough that I still haven't finished it.

Ideally it should be a rental or sub $20 sale sort of game.

Talking about Thief? That game is trash. Whoever has created the last few games have no idea what made the original concept so interesting.

Roflobear · Apr 3, 2014

Any PS+ games for PS4 worth it aside from Resogun? I only have access to a PS4 for a few days and the only games I'm gonna play are Infamous and Resogun. Aside from that I have all the PS+ games but not sure how good they are

CrazedArabMan · Apr 3, 2014

Going about as good as I suspected so far. Team needs to actually play some hockey here.

Unhandled Exception · Apr 3, 2014

Roflobear said:
Any PS+ games for PS4 worth it aside from Resogun? I only have access to a PS4 for a few days and the only games I'm gonna play are Infamous and Resogun. Aside from that I have all the PS+ games but not sure how good they are

I'm trying to remember the catalog. I seem to recall something decent was coming this month.

Wingfan19 · Apr 3, 2014

Roflobear said:
Any PS+ games for PS4 worth it aside from Resogun? I only have access to a PS4 for a few days and the only games I'm gonna play are Infamous and Resogun. Aside from that I have all the PS+ games but not sure how good they are

Those are the two I'd get.

Sanjuro · Apr 3, 2014

Roflobear said:
Any PS+ games for PS4 worth it aside from Resogun? I only have access to a PS4 for a few days and the only games I'm gonna play are Infamous and Resogun. Aside from that I have all the PS+ games but not sure how good they are

PS4 is pretty much exclusively a Resogun console. I enjoyed Infamous, but it was short, repetitive, and glitchy as all hell.

Should be noted that Resogun is a perfect classic gamer's game. If you don't like arcade style gameplay, might not be your cup of tea.

KingHenrik30 · Apr 3, 2014

Roflobear said:
Any PS+ games for PS4 worth it aside from Resogun? I only have access to a PS4 for a few days and the only games I'm gonna play are Infamous and Resogun. Aside from that I have all the PS+ games but not sure how good they are

Outlast

Unhandled Exception · Apr 3, 2014

Oh that's right, Mercenary Kings is the PS+ game this month. That game seems alright.

Sanjuro · Apr 3, 2014

19 & 21 said:
Oh that's right, Mercenary Kings is the PS+ game this month. That game seems alright.

Isn't that the Metal Slug style game?

Maybe I should turn on my console this month. I'm heading to PAX next weekend, so it's basically going to be "Hey, look at all the games you can't play on either of your consoles!"

Roflobear · Apr 3, 2014

19 & 21 said:
I'm trying to remember the catalog. I seem to recall something decent was coming this month.

Is it Mercenary Kings? Is it a good game? It didn't really strike me from what I've seen of it but I guess I could give it a try.

Sanjuro said:
PS4 is pretty much exclusively a Resogun console. I enjoyed Infamous, but it was short, repetitive, and glitchy as all hell.

Should be noted that Resogun is a perfect classic gamer's game. If you don't like arcade style gameplay, might not be your cup of tea.

Yea I'm really looking forward to playing it

KingHenrik30 said:
Outlast

I'm not huge into horror games but I may give it a shot as well

Unhandled Exception · Apr 3, 2014

Roflobear said:
Is it Mercenary Kings? Is it a good game? It didn't really strike me from what I've seen of it but I guess I could give it a try.

Sanjuro said:
Isn't that the Metal Slug style game?

Maybe I should turn on my console this month. I'm heading to PAX next weekend, so it's basically going to be "Hey, look at all the games you can't play on either of your consoles!"

Metal Slug meets Borderlands is what I've come to understand.

Sanjuro · Apr 3, 2014

19 & 21 said:
Metal Slug meets Borderlands is what I've come to understand.

That sounds pretty great actually.

I still wish more games would rip off Borderlands multiplayer style. It's 2014, and there are jack shit for console co-op RPGs.

Wingfan19 · Apr 3, 2014

Where's my fish? I just got my sauce right here!

Sanjuro · Apr 3, 2014

How is that a fucking goal!? The Little Caesars cheque should not have cleared.

Wingfan19 said:
Where's my fish? I just got my sauce right here!

I called it.

Giggzy · Apr 3, 2014

Tatar totts! Nice shot

CrazedArabMan · Apr 3, 2014

Tatar is awesome, Kindl blows.

Socreges · Apr 3, 2014

Solo said:
Oh wow. Haha. For some reason I missed your intent completely. Well done, good sir.

Hoodwinked'd

Thanks man, but I was hoping for Forza's approval

GSG Flash · Apr 3, 2014

The Sens offence sucks without Spezza, and Maclean isn't helping by benching Karlsson :/

apocalidiot · Apr 3, 2014

/pours one out

GSG Flash · Apr 3, 2014

Our offence is so fucked without Spezza, yet some morons in this city still wanna run him out of town.

Sanjuro · Apr 3, 2014

Wings are hanging in there. Howard has had some sick saves tonight.

CrazedArabMan · Apr 3, 2014

This is a terrible game to watch for a Wings fan, pretty much non-stop play in Detroit's end the entire game. Plus that was a weak hooking call.

Razorskin · Apr 3, 2014

Let's go see how Smelly's holding up in his cell so far...

...see you in a month buddy.

RC · Apr 3, 2014

Razorskin said:
Let's go see how Smelly's holding up in his cell so far...

...see you in a month buddy.

A whole month? Jeez.
Sexy women gifs keep us together, Smelly was doing a community service.

Cake Boss · Apr 3, 2014

Thanks for the 1 week n half sens, we enjoyed it while it lasted.

Red_Man · Apr 3, 2014

Razorskin said:
Let's go see how Smelly's holding up in his cell so far...

...see you in a month buddy.

:lol your posts are so much better with that Pierre avatar

Sanjuro · Apr 3, 2014

Soderberg!

ActStriker · Apr 3, 2014

dat Soderberg

Sanjuro · Apr 3, 2014

...I'm not sure that Dougie knows how to play defense.

Cake Boss · Apr 3, 2014

Socreges said:
No job, no girlfriend, no life. All I can do is try and pretend to be other people and hope it distracts me from my own crippling misery.

You're single?
Should I rent a room?

Red_Man · Apr 3, 2014

Desharnais is the Habs nominee for the Bill-Masteron, I guess the story of how he overcame how shitty his start to the season is the best we could come up with.

Sanjuro · Apr 3, 2014

Jurco had a clean shot.

OriginofHysteria · Apr 3, 2014

Someone is offering a PS4 with Killzone and a controller for $400. What could go wrong?

zroid · Apr 3, 2014

bruins pls

Wingfan19 · Apr 3, 2014

Jurco!!

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