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[Yawnier]

Even crazier when Tavares is a free agent and then signs with us too.

We'll create a fifth line so we can fit in all this top tier center talent. It'll revolutionize the hockey world.

Stamkos
Tavares
Matthews
Nylander
Marner
Kadri
Bozak
Freddy the Goat
Laich

Like damn bruh I can't hold all these centers

 

[zroid]

Leafs are going to invent a new hockey formation. 1 D-man, 2 Centres, 2 Wingers.

The 1 - 3 - 1

 

[ElephantShell]

Stamkos
Tavares
Matthews
Nylander
Marner
Kadri
Bozak
Freddy the Goat
Laich

Like damn bruh I can't hold all these centers

List is highly inaccurate.

Spoiler

Marner will probably play wing

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Stamkos
Tavares
Matthews
Nylander
Marner
Kadri
Bozak
Freddy the Goat
Laich
Bolland

Like damn bruh I can't hold all these centers

Missed one

 

[Unhandled Exception]

LA fucking sucks

 

[eyeless]

man vancouver is a shitheap

don't even know what the fuck they're gonna do, dat management

tho nucks winning the lottery seems like a thing that would happen

 

[CosmicQueso]

Oilers - Coyotes is the saddest shit ever

I ain't even watching that garbage.

LA fucking sucks

The best post ever made. Completely agree. +100 points and a free years subscription to GAF Gold for you good sir!

 

[Line_HTX]

Please roll over, Arizona.

 

[Red_Man]

Please roll over, Arizona.

No, no. This is good. We can't catch up to Edmonton, but Arizona is doable.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

The best post ever made. Completely agree. +100 points and a free years subscription to GAF Gold for you good sir!

Your tendency to lean into passive aggressive sarcasm sucks just as much and you deserve to live there.

 

[Smiley90]

No, no. This is good. We can't catch up to Edmonton, but Arizona is doable.

3-point game and everyone is happy since neither the Yotes or the Oilers have any fans anyway

 

[zroid]

the Oilers are completely gd useless

 

[CosmicQueso]

Arooo. That Domi kid is alright.

Your tendency to lean into passive aggressive sarcasm sucks just as much and you deserve to live there.

I wasn't being sarcastic though.

 

[Yawnier]

Oh Oilers.....

and their best young defencemen is going to be out for another several months probably.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

I wasn't being sarcastic though.

Forgive me. I assumed it was the only gear you had. This egg on my face really is embarrassing.

 

[Quick]

Pens why

Phil...pls

 

[Clydefrog]

Pens why

Phil...pls

bahahahahahahah

 

[KingBroly]

I'm happy that we clinched first place in the Eastern Conference last night.

I'm also happy that they're not happy with how they won last night.

Now all we need to do is one more thing.

Complete It

 

[Socreges]

Pens why

Phil...pls

Goofs

 

[Pikma]

Oh god Phil's face :lol :lol :lol

 

[Kave_Man]

Missed one

Stop trying to make Bolland happen! He's your's forever!

FOREVER!

 

[Cake Boss]

Cody Eakin scores the empty netter for the Stars with over six minutes to go in the third period.

Thank you for these generic robot like notifications.

 

[kopitarrulez_11]

LA fucking sucks

Dubnyk played lights out LA controlled almost the whole game the possession numbers were nuts

 

[kopitarrulez_11]

They need the Hitz announcer to remind them that there's a hockey game going on.

I miss that game absolutely the most fun hockey game ever

 

[Simon Belmont]

I can't wait until Cosmic and 19&21 are forced by circumstances into a road trip. I hope someone brings a camera!

 

[LevelNth]

Edmonton's point pace has lowered yet again, putting them now at ~70 to finish the season.

Winnipeg would likely win the tiebreak against the Oilers, so they can only get 3 more points in their final 9.

Vancouver might lose their tiebreak, so they can potentially get 4 more points in their final 10 and still finish last.

Toronto would definitely lose the tiebreak, so they're looking at no more than 7 points in their final 10 in order to finish last.

Barring an Oilers winning streak, no other team has a shot for last place beyond these 4.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Pens why

Phil...pls

Who thought this was a good idea?

 

[zroid]

Skinner, noted for his history of concussions

 

[imBask]

Skinner, noted for his history of concussions

there are people here, right now, who think this is great hockey.

 

[User 479360]

Thank you, Jets!

 

[Cake Boss]

Researching horse racing analytics. It's all about "fitness, attitude and willingness to work". Oh god. The #Sens are using horse analytics.

 

[MultiJhonny]

Snes is weird.

 

[Pikma]

I can't wait until Cosmic and 19&21 are forced by circumstances into a road trip. I hope someone brings a camera!

We could even make a series out of it, imagine Imbask vs Dubbed, Soc vs Red, Quick vs a member of JetsGAF, Kaep and Clyde vs DucksGAF

Skinner, noted for his history of concussions

This is great hockey!

 

[imBask]

I don't hate Dubbed, I just hate his stupid team for existing. Florida should be banned

This is great hockey!

:lol

 

[Cake Boss]

-Which is why yesterday’s comments from the Owner about ‘big changes’ mostly had me worried. Partly because I’ve already heard from multiple sources that the front office has been asked to cut payroll significantly heading into next year. I’m already hearing stories about people that work for the team being laid off.

SELL THE TEAM YOU TURDMUNCHER!!

What a fucking asshole of an owner, firing people who make no decisions as to what players to put on the ice, but keeping the same dipshit who has turned this franchise into a mediocre piece of shit for 9 years straight.

 

[ShaneB]

Finished S2 of Daredevil last night. Kinda meh on the whole thing. I guess when I marathon something there’s an interest, but like the first season when I watched a couple weeks ago, I think I just found a lot of the fisticuff action really goofy, and the most boring part of the show. Every scene with the Punisher was fantastic really.

 

[MetatronM]

It's actually almost Easter, so the playoff picture actually kinda sorta means something now!

If the playoffs started now:

Flyers @ Capitals
Penguins @ Rangers
Islanders @ Lightning
Bruins @ Panthers

Wild @ Stars
Blackhawks @ Blues
Predators @ Kings
Sharks @ Ducks

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Did Melynk forget that he's running a hockey team and not a Horse Racing team?

 

[zroid]

Can't wait for the Sens horse-face photoshops

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Did Melynk forget that he's running a hockey team and not a Horse Racing team?

There are prospects and studs. Just be afraid if someone breaks a leg.

 

[zroid]

He was playing too well... Lou took care of it

 

[kopitarrulez_11]

He was playing too well... Lou took care of it

I love the Lou inside jokes about tanking hahahahaha

 

[Simon Belmont]

We could even make a series out of it, imagine Imbask vs Dubbed, Soc vs Red, Quick vs a member of JetsGAF, Kaep and Clyde vs DucksGAF

I love everything about it.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

We could even make a series out of it, imagine Imbask vs Dubbed, Soc vs Red, Quick vs a member of JetsGAF, Kaep and Clyde vs DucksGAF



This is great hockey!

Kaep and Clyde are good people

 

[Syrinx]

Skinner, noted for his history of concussions

Good thing a game misconduct was given out.

Spoiler

to Skinner.

 

[megachao24]

So Notre Dame got tired of getting beat up by New England schools, so they're joining the Big Ten in hockey.

 

[CosmicQueso]

I can't wait until Cosmic and 19&21 are forced by circumstances into a road trip. I hope someone brings a camera!

What 19&21 doesn't know is that I'm heading to Denver this summer and that I'm going to buy him a frosty beverage outside of Coors Field. It'll be a grand day. A grand day indeed!

 

[Unhandled Exception]

What 19&21 doesn't know is that I'm heading to Denver this summer and that I'm going to buy him a frosty beverage outside of Coors Field. It'll be a grand day. A grand day indeed!

I'm gone May to late June. Maybe you can coax Moose out of his hipster hole.

 

[MultiJhonny]

First sim today:

sorry Quick...

 

[MetatronM]

Ok, NOW I'm excited for tonight!