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[Dastardly Jerks]

Heated Calgary vs. Vancouver playoff series last season. Fans from each side on this board were taking shots at each other. Calgary for being hicks and limited cable options. Vancouver for having Tabris as a fan.

I'm not sure which town offers better cable. I'm sure the cell phone options suck for both.

But you can guarantee the Tabris sucks in both those towns.

 

[User 479360]

Tonight gave me another reason to hate the Snes.

 

[Terrordactyl]

Heated Calgary vs. Vancouver playoff series last season. Fans from each side on this board were taking shots at each other. Calgary for being hicks and limited cable options. Vancouver for having Tabris as a fan.

I'm not sure which town offers better cable. I'm sure the cell phone options suck for both.

Pls, it's Vancouver that has limited cable options if I recall correctly.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Oh man, that Hunter Shinkaruk guy is good! I'd hate to be a fan of the team that traded him!

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

Excuse me Flames, you aren't allowed to lose your 5 goal deficit. Don't even try.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Pls, it's Vancouver that has limited cable options if I recall correctly.

I think you're right.

I think Calgary has everything people need. No Tabris.

 

[Erdrick]

Do you live in Alberta and fancy good cable TV? We know providers.

Nope haha. To be honest, other than Jets games, I watch little on cable TV.

Heated Calgary vs. Vancouver playoff series last season. Fans from each side on this board were taking shots at each other. Calgary for being hicks and limited cable options. Vancouver for having Tabris as a fan.

I'm not sure which town offers better cable. I'm sure the cell phone options suck for both.

Ah yes, I remember the heated arguments now. Glad that the Jets/Ducks series never got that way. Would have helped if we could have won a game, but... That's just how it went.

But you can guarantee the Tabris sucks in both those towns.

Where the heck has Tabris been? Still banned?

Tonight gave me another reason to hate the Snes.

Hey, we tried to win tonight!

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

All these goals! Flames don't want to lose by 5. Freddie looks shaky out there.

Nope haha. To be honest, other than Jets games, I watch little on cable TV.



Ah yes, I remember the heated arguments now. Glad that the Jets/Ducks series never got that way. Would have helped if we could have won a game, but... That's just how it went.



Where the heck has Tabris been? Still banned?



Hey, we tried to win tonight!

I think Tabris actually got banned for talking shit on poor people. He might be unbanned. Know he left to go travel to Thailand to see if they have better cable.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Not even worth celebrating these goals anymore

 

[Terrordactyl]

Lol just tuned in because I'm a sadist and see the 7th duck goal, they didn't even celebrate!

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Calgary really doesn't want to lose by 5

 

[DrForester]

announcer: "With that 2nd goal, the Flames are still in this game"


:ducks score again:

edit: and flames score again.

 

[Terrordactyl]

Man honestly, the score looks bad for us, but maybe this is that classic rope-a-dope were playing, make the ducks complacent and then light the lamp. This is obviously a joke post since I realize sarcasm is not found on this community very well.

 

[Socreges]

Man honestly, the score looks bad for us, but maybe this is that classic rope-a-dope were playing, make the ducks complacent and then light the lamp. This is obviously a joke post since I realize sarcasm is not found on this community very well.

You are far too clever for the likes of us!

And the Flames clearly have a promising future!

 

[zroid]

Man honestly, the score looks bad for us, but maybe this is that classic rope-a-dope were playing, make the ducks complacent and then light the lamp. This is obviously a joke post since I realize sarcasm is not found on this community very well.

reads more like a drunk post

 

[Socreges]

reads more like a drunk post

That would explain why he's had trouble finding very well the sarcasm.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

GOD DAMMIT FLAMES JUST LOSE BY 5 ALREADY

I think Tabris actually got banned for talking shit on poor people. He might be unbanned. Know he left to go travel to Thailand to see if they have better cable.

ahahah oh god, I hope the latter is the case. Travelling to Thailand in Australia is known as a bogan as hell activity that only plebs do, because it's cheap and their shitty wages allow them to live like kings and exploit the local culture while being rude dicks to them.

Bali too.

So Tabris will come back and be like "aahhh yon peasants, how duth the eve of your filthy lives now be enlightened upon my learnings of the far and mystical cultures of the land of Thai!" and I'd be snickering like "lol fuck off m8 you got a bucket at a full moon party and chucked up on a small child on the beach while bartering for a Bintang singlet".

Not even worth celebrating these goals anymore

Lol just tuned in because I'm a sadist and see the 7th duck goal, they didn't even celebrate!

This is why our new goal song needs to be "Celebrate good times, c'mon!". The juxtaposition will SLAY me.

That would explain why he's had trouble finding very well the sarcasm.

*all-seeing, all-knowing guru voice* GUYS I FOUND THE SARCASM

 

[Socreges]

I'd be snickering like "lol fuck off m8 you got a bucket at a full moon party and chucked up on a small child on the beach while bartering for a Bintang singlet".

Surely every Australian babe is born a poet!

 

[Line_HTX]

I just came back from Dawn of Justice.

It was alright all things considered.

I love me some Hans Zimmer soundtrack though.

 

[Curufinwe]

THE FLYERS WON A SHOOTOUT?

AM I HALLUCINATING?!



That was Cousins.

Dangerous Cousins.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

Just lose by 5, Calgary. Let it happen. It will happen.

I just came back from Dawn of Justice.

It was alright all things considered.

I love me some Hans Zimmer soundtrack though.

https://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1202260

Last Hans Zimmer soundtrack for a superhero film.

 

[DrForester]

The struggle to win by 5 continues again...

 

[Line_HTX]

https://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1202260

Last Hans Zimmer soundtrack for a superhero film.

 

[Socreges]

Just lose by 5, Calgary. Let it happen. It will happen.



https://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1202260

Last Hans Zimmer soundtrack for a superhero film.

Talking quite candidly, he revealed he found Batman v Superman very difficult to score

Fucking ouch. Snyder broke Zimmer.

 

[Dastardly Jerks]

It was touch and go for a bit there, but we finally beat them by 5.

Surely every Australian babe is born a poet!

I can't speak for the majority of Aussie babies, but I definitely should have been aborted.

 

[Socreges]

I can't speak for the majority of Aussie babies, but I definitely should have been aborted.

If you were a Final Fantasy you'd be XV.

Holy fuck it's taken over GAF.

 

[Quick]

I'm cooking up the April thread.

Stay tuned. But really there's a whole day left lol.

 

[SmackCrackleNPop]

I guess I'll post this one.

Calgary should take out their frustrations on LA

 

[Fata1moose]

I'm cooking up the April thread.

Stay tuned. But really there's a whole day left lol.

Does it have dinosaurs?

 

[Line_HTX]

I'm cooking up the April thread.

Stay tuned. But really there's a whole day left lol.

Friday morning after the last buzzer has sounded?

 

[Quick]

Does it have dinosaurs?

 

[Fata1moose]

.

Ugh I hate the Clearosaurus, the reason dinosaurs went extinct IMO.

 

[Stasis]

LOL at Cleary pic.

I await greatness, as usual.

Edit: Also, dstrdl is on fire. I may not post much but I lurk my ass off and that's been missing. You're back!

 

[dr.rocktopus]

this is not Stacey

Spoiler

but it will do

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

Erik Haula has gone 9 straight games with a point. 4G+6A points in that span. 52% on faceoffs.

So gud.

 

[Calamari41]

Travelling to Thailand in Australia is known as a bogan as hell activity that only plebs do, because it's cheap and their shitty wages allow them to live like kings and exploit the local culture while being rude dicks to them.

This is also the case in the US. The only thing you hear from people before they go and after they come back is how cheap it was. TWELVE RIMJOBS FOR A DOLLAR I TELL YOU WHAT!

 

[imBask]

oh man this Miitomo thing looks so weiiiiiird

 

[Olde_Tyme_Ninja]

I know it isn't NHL related but it is hockey related. My team is in the finals for a "Create a Jersey Contest" and we could use some help. Here is the jersey

Just comment 1 in the Instagram link so show Uncle Jesse some love
https://instagram.com/p/BDlcUVzuLO0/

 

[Curufinwe]

This is also the case in the US. The only thing you hear from people before they go and after they come back is how cheap it was. TWELVE RIMJOBS FOR A DOLLAR I TELL YOU WHAT!

Thailand was Jared's favorite holiday getaway.

 

[zroid]

umm ok

Why Campbell????

 

[Quick]

umm ok

Why Campbell????

The ol' Switcherlou

 

[MetatronM]

 

[zroid]

Apparently they used their 4th and final regular call-up on Campbell

 

[imBask]

aww, Staal literally took a picture with every Canes fans :')

 

[Gunstar Ikari]

Stefan Elliott will be playing D for the Preds tonight since Ellis got injured last game.

...we're fucked.

 

[Marvie_3]

Thats pretty awesome

 

[ShinRPGamer]

I think Tabris actually got banned for talking shit on poor people. He might be unbanned. Know he left to go travel to Thailand to see if they have better cable.

Tabris actually got a month long ban for repeated drunk posting. Probably will come back before the playoffs start.

 

[zroid]

Tabris actually got a month long ban for repeated drunk posting. Probably will come back before the playoffs start.

in 2020?

 

[Yawnier]

umm ok

Why Campbell????

I'm a bit surprised by the Lindberg call up myself

 

[zroid]

wat