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NHL March 2016 |OT| It's not tanking, it's losing with style

DopeyFish

Not bitter, just unsweetened
with like 5 great players in this draft, who wouldn't embrace the tank

matthews, laine, puljujvari, dubois and nylander

you finish 2nd last or better and you're guaranteed one of those

and i'll laugh at any team that takes tkachuk
 
Duchene is all business.
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DopeyFish

Not bitter, just unsweetened
What's wrong with Tkachuk?

he's a passenger on his line

Dvorak and Marner are the primary offensive and defensive players on the line

and his time in the USDP, he had Matthews and Bracco which are HUGE offensive generators

I don't trust picking him anywhere that high
 
he's a passenger on his line

Dvorak and Marner are the primary offensive and defensive players on the line

and his time in the USDP, he had Matthews and Bracco which are HUGE offensive generators

I don't trust picking him anywhere that high

Ah.

I think there's two players I want in the draft

Pierre Luc Dubois
Alex Debrincat (if he falls to the 2nd round)
 

DopeyFish

Not bitter, just unsweetened

his stats look impressive... until you take away the secondary assists (41 secondary assists!)

GP 48 G 22 A 71 P 93

vs

GP 48 G 22 A 30 P 52

huge drop

Ah.

I think there's two players I want in the draft

Pierre Luc Dubois
Alex Debrincat (if he falls to the 2nd round)

I'm gunning for Logan Brown for our 2nd 1st... he was originally the guaranteed first overall pick that fell off huge due to personal issues
 

Quick

Banned

Let's go down memory lane, Socreges style.

And the highlight of this battle...Edick's bible. Hear ye, hear ye.

So you missed that Kave (EDIT: Kuro, actually, not Kave.) and Quick said the same thing about the Jets prior? "FUCK DA JETS" or something similar before I even posted about the game? Nice.



I was at the Jets game tonight and have just gotten home now and thus I shall respond to such accusations with:

Are you Mike Works?

I'm not sorry that my opinion forced you and some other Leaf fans to resort to bashing my city, it just shows how little you have to argue with in regards to an actual team. Ok, I'll go full Soc on you and post a bible of stuff to get up to your level of "Discourse".

The fact is that the Winnipeg Jets fucking thrashed (Ha!) your team tonight. Your team, who spent FIFTY FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS on a coach, not to mention recruiting a bunch of other notable front office guys this past summer, but basically did nil to improve the on-ice product. You shipped off one of the only decent talents that you even had for basically nothing. You're left with a Captain who is more notable for his bad contract than any type of play that he does, a goalie situation that is schizophrenic, A supposed future hall of famer (If the Toronto Globe & Mail is to be believed) in Nazem Kadri (Who bounced off Myers quite nicely tonight, I might add.) and the rest of a team who has the identity of Rob Ford at 4am on a Saturday night.

BUT BUT BUT REBUILD!

Sure, I've been hearing this for years from fucking Sportsnet, TSN and CBC. Saying how much depth (Where's Manics and Forza these days?) they have and whatever. Reimer is the goalie of the futu- oh wait, he's gonna be traded to Winnipeg for no other reason other than he's from Manitoba, never mind that he's no better than Pavelec, so why the fuck would we even trade for someone of the same mediocrity? Bernier? Well, that was top news today of him being demoted. Sure loved all the media going on and on and on about that piece of non-news. Sparks? lol ok, He shut out Edmonton. Plan the parade. The Jets exposed him as yet another average goalie in the Leafs system.

Christ, your team doesn't even have anyone who could fight with our tough guys, Thorburn or Peluso, so Peluso was so bored he scored his first goal in ages against you? Maybe Phaneuf could have tried to fight Ladd again but he would have just embarrassed himself further with his joke of a team.

You want to talk playoff appearances? Sure, you've had more recently, and we never have won a game with this new franchise yet, but our games were close and entertaining. Your husk of a team was up FOUR TO ONE and fucked it up in the most colossal failure possible for them. I'd sooner have some close games and lose like we did than how you guys blew up. Never mind that the Leafs haven't been a playoff relative team in my eyes since 1993. That was the last time they had any chance of winning the Cup, and guess what? The better Canadian original six team won in the end anyway.

The Leafs and their bunch of fans who have resigned themselves to losing are nothing more than the dregs of sport fandom. How the hell can you cheer for your team to LOSE? It's absolutely pathetic.

THE TANK! (Nice Avatar, BTW.)

lol

I'm not delusional, I know it will take time for the Jets to improve, but that's been the goal all along since we got the team here, 5 years ago. You don't see us losing on purpose to get a better draft pick. We've drafted superbly in the past 5 years (Scheifele, Trouba, Morrisey, Ehlers, and Connor) and the mentioned players there have become or will likely all be solid players in the NHL in the years to come. Not to mention, our future goalies like Connor Hellebuyck (You may have heard of him, he's beaten a couple of NHL teams already. Well, ONE NHL team. The other one was more of an AHL squad.)

The point is this:

The Winnipeg Jets will win a Stanley Cup before the Toronto Maple Leafs do. I'm not giving any time frame, just that we will win one long before Toronto will.

But please, continue to attack my city, myself personally, and call me a dipshit. I can understand, being a Leafs fan, you're used to continual mediocrity, and are touchy when someone questions the direction of your allmighty franchise. Because I sure as hell know that you don't have the on-ice product to keep you occupied.

IN OTHER NEWS:

I met Dale Hawerchuk today, and he was awesome. One of my childhood heroes from the original Jets and a true class act. I wish they never traded him to Buffalo. (Any Buffalo fans have any memories of him after he came there?)

And Imbask, I see your posts in that thread.

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Red_Man

I Was There! Official L Receiver 2/12/2016
Brown just literally skates around and tries to start shit all game.

I don't really understand why he exists. If he beats the shit out of Lucic I'll take all of that back.

Tell me which song is the most overtly catchy and/or impressive so I can add it to my playlist.

I'm too old and lazy to listen to a whole EP and do that shit myself.
Have you heard his live songs he performed on Colbert? Both of those tracks are on here and mastered if you liked them, Tracks 3 & 8
 
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