Sharks are fucking awful. I'm seriously pretty upset about this team, can't believe it's coming to this. Rant post incoming.
Offense:
Clowe: Fucking awful this entire season. The only super skilled power forward we have and he hasn't been playing with any power at all. Board play sucks and he isn't anywhere near as physical as he has been in years past. Shows signs that sometimes he knows what he's doing but this has been his worst complete season I've ever seen. He's a game changer and needs to start playing like it. Facial fracture he suffered is probably contributing to this.
Couture: Having a great year honestly, no sophomore slump at all. He was injured in the most recent game against Minnesota and missed some games and hasn't been the same since. I think he's still injured because he isn't playing like himself at all recently. That Minny game in particular was disappointing because he was being targeted with cheap shots the entire night and no one stood up or him. Clowe comes in here, he's the poppa bear of that line and needs to step in to help Couture since it's no secret to other teams how great he is.
Desjardins: Good 4th liner, no real complaints. Plays his heart out every night and does his job well. Almost no offensive touch though.
Ferriero: Good for scoring the occasional garbage goal but the cycle dies whenever he touches the puck. Kid has a lot of spunk but not enough skill to keep up. Shouldn't be in the line up barring major injuries.
Galiardi: Hasn't played enough to make a real impression but I do love the speed and effort he brings. Coaching staff has been fucking him over since he got here for no reason, 2:30 of ice time one night then scratched the next. THIS IS THE TYPE OF PLAYER WE NEED IN THE LINE UP YOU IDIOTS.
Handzus: We're paying this fucking guy 2.5 mil? Slow as fuck, puts in almost no effort on most nights, and hasn't done shit for the PK(what he was brought in to help with). On the Queens he was great, very noticeable in these last playoffs but god awful this season. Buying out his contract might actually help the team.
Havlat: What the fuck is there to even say about the glass man? 2 goals before he got injured, totally worth all that money right? Injures himself coming off the fucking bench on a line change and is still not back in the line up. If he comes back and plays like we know he can then he can make a huge difference but in the small amount of games he played this year he certainly didn't look great. Still nice to have that Heatley contract gone I guess.
Marleau: Show some emotion once in a while you bum. He is such an explosive player at times but he coasts like no one else on the team. He's a leader and needs to start leading by example. Shoots directly into the goalies chest 90% of the time and needs to throw the body around more, it energizes the entire team when he's playing hard. Still very good defensively but we need offense.
Mitchell: GET OFF THE FUCKING TEAM DUDE. Cool, he can skate fast but can't do anything else right. For a supposed 3rd line player he's awful. He gets lucky every once in a while and is able to flail in a goal but he is silent for very very long stretches of time.
Moore: Like what I've seen of him, good 3rd line center. Not making that much of a difference in any area though. Since acquiring him we've dropped from leading the Pacific to 9th place.
Pavelski: No complaints here, plays his damn heart out and is one of the few vocal members of the team. Would love if he could find the back of the net more, he's one of the only true snipers we have.
Captain Jumbo: This dude still remains an enigma. His points totals have continually been dropping as he's adopted a two way game more and more which is fine because he's great at it. The real problem is that he's completely predictable now and all the other teams know this. They know he's going to go behind the net and look for the pass every single fucking time. Is he too old to really start trying something new with his offensive game? I'm really scared that the answer to that question is yes. If he did put more effort into being more mobile he could do amazing things. He is a turnover machine at the most inopportune of times as well and it's incredibly frustrating to watching him make bad decisions with the puck over and over again. Last thing that has really been bothering me this year, he just sounds defeated and empty in post game interviews. He gives the same answer every time the team loses, "I thought we played well but the bounces just keep don't go our way. Hopefully we can turn it around." THERE IS NO HOPEFULLY JUMBO. Do or don't, and it seems most of the team has been choosing don't this season. I wouldn't have a lot to complain about if I saw them playing their hearts out every night but outside of a couple players they're dragging ass out there including our captain.
Winchester: Great 4th liner and really good energy guy. Doesn't seem to know what offense is but he can at least provide energy.
Wingels: Great prospect that has been up for a while this season with Havlat out. Big guy, throws the body, and has a great shot. He's still developing though and it's noticeable. Looking forward to seeing what he can do in the future.
Winnik: The other part of our trade deadline deal, like his play a lot so far. Quick, strong on the puck, and hits. Needs to find some way to contribute offensively though, a problem lots of our guys are having.
Defense:
Boyle: After an absolutely horrendous start to the season(later revealed he was playing with a broken foot for that stretch) he has become the Boyle we know and love. There's good and bad that comes with that though. He has always been a more offensively minded defenseman and it really shows. Defensive lapses are pretty frequent and he has slowed down considerably offensively. Much less vocal about the teams troubles this season as well which is extremely frightening as he has been one of the most passionate leaders on the team and that's what we need him to be right now. Please please please pick it up.
Braun: Developing really nicely and can make some really slick plays. Not exactly a liability defensively but he isn't great in his own zone yet. Lots of potential.
Burns: Had a really shaky first half of the season but he's adapting to the system and is an invaluable part of the team. Great shot and offensive instincts and has really been picking it up defensively. Needs more time though.
Demers: Talk about disappointing. For a guy who's supposed to be our eventual Boyle replacement he is sure playing like shit. Constant defensive breakdowns and his passing leaves a lot to be desired. He is scratched frequently in favor of Braun and I think his confidence is shot. Really hope he can turn it around, losing him before the the Vancouver series last year really hurt.
Murray: Slow as hell but he's gigantic and isn't afraid to be physical. Love the guy and I'm really happy his fractured adams apple wasn't as serious as it could have been. We're going to need him going forward.
Vandermeer: The best #6 option we have but he hardly gets played because our coaching staff is composed entirely of morons.
Vlasic: Best surprise this season, Pickles has been absolutely phenomenal. Most underrated dman in the league this season but amazing hockey sense and incredible poke checks aren't highlight real worthy so he gets no recognition of course. Without him the team would be exponentially worse and he has found some offense this season. Hope he's a Shark for a very long time.
White: This guy is a fucking asshole and by far the worst dman on the team. Constant horrible turnovers, routinely stripped of the puck, and has absolutely no offensive awareness. Guess what though, the coaching staff decides to play him every single fucking night. He is even being called out by the media on a constant basis because he is just so obviously hurting the team but TMac continues to say that he gives us the best chance of winning every night. Fuck you dude, how many more times do we need to see a player skate right past him and score a goal?
Goalies:
Niemi: Awful. I've really tried to give him the benefit of the doubt because I really like his attitude and work ethic but he just isn't very good usually. It's incredibly frustrating because I've seen how good he can be but this has been a very bad season for him. Lots of soft goals on a constant basis and there's only so much the defense can do when he's kicking rebounds right onto an opposing players stick in the slot. Flails so fucking hard, I honestly do not get how he can look so uncomfortable handling the puck. Constantly fighting it even on the most routine of saves.
Greiss: Very solid backup and has a much more aggressive and solid style than Niemi. Would consider playing him for the majority of the games going forward.
Coaches:
Here's the fun part! Our coaches are incapable of changing their game plan. The league has our system figured out and there have been no changes made to it. TMac always says that the players have to stick to the process and that things will work themselves out. Well Todd, look at how things have shaken out! Your system gets us tons of shots.....from the perimeter and other areas where goals are never scored. The entire system seems to be build to take advantages of bounces instead of really putting in work and getting to hard areas to score. 4th year coaching the team and our zone entries are still ass, just haven't had the time to figure that out Todd? All part of the bullshit process you have going on? How about coming up with dynamic game plans that the incredibly skilled players we have can take advantage of? Nah, just dump and chase it and maybe things will work out. Juggle the lines every two shifts if things aren't working out because who gives a fuck about players building chemistry with each other? I love it when Thornton is out there with two 4th liners because he thinks they'll provide the energy needed to get a goal! One problem, Thornton always sets them up perfectly but they can't capitalize BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING 4TH LINERS WHO CAN'T SHOOT. You seriously can't figure out how to beat the trap Todd? FUCK YOU.
So frustrated this season. The team should be performing so much better than it is. I think a lot of it is a chemistry problem, DW brought in a lot of new players who have taken more time than expected to get into the "system" the coaches have in place and it doesn't help that on any given night there could be 3 or 4 different players in the line up than the night before. Even if we do somehow squeak into the playoffs we're gone in the first round if we play the Blues or Vancouver. I hope DW can, for once in his fucking life, leave the team alone during the off season so they can function as a team instead of a bunch of individuals trying to find their way in a system that stifles the creativity of our star players. We have the pieces they just need to start working together.