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[jello44]

Bill Meltzer ‏@billmeltzer 4m

Berube was asked if he "has any punishment" planned for Rosehill. The reply:" You want me to spank him? (Pause) Stupid question. Get lost!"

...

Wouldn't be joking if that penalty caused them to tie the game up now, would ya?

How about... sending him to the press box for the rest of his contract! That'll work.

 

[Smiley90]

Great save by Bo Horvat.

:lol

 

[Revenant]

Slow ass Ryan clowe edging past hamhuis... Felt like that took 10 minutes to happen

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Hartnell gets shoved in the numbers head first into the boards and you call it a dive? That's homerism gone wild.

He layed down like soccer player to draw the major/ misconduct. Sold the call.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Pucks from above!

 

[Smiley90]

PP aka "Watch if Garrison breaks someones ankles" time!

 

[lamaroo]

Great save by Bo Horvat.

Racist.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Volchenkov wants to get in front of every puck :lol

 

[Freyjadour]

Hawks Blues Rivals special on NBC Sports right now.

 

[MetatronM]

Alright, let's see how dead the team is after last night's effort.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

@hfialkov: Dineen says Clemmensen on the way, Thomas slight groin pull. #flapanthers

Nothing major with Thomas. Probably see Clemmer Thursday and Markstrom for the opener.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Great save by Bo Horvat.

Get stuffed.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Welp that's about all I can handle watching the devils.

 

[Coldnoodle]

OLD MAN JAGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[MetatronM]

I see the PP looks the same tonight as it did last night.


EDIT: Really smart play by Brassard. Nice.

 

[Smiley90]

My roommate turned on the TV and the Devils scored literally a second after that. I blame her for this.

 

[RC]

Fucking old man Jagr.

 

[lamaroo]

Schneider>Luongo confirmed.

 

[Acid08]

Great, thanks Stuart.

 

[MetatronM]

BRAD RICHARDS!

Where did this guy come from?!

 

[Acid08]

What a fucking stupid penalty.

 

[Smiley90]

BRAD RICHARDS!

Where did this guy come from?!

 

[ZeroGravity]

BRAD RICHARDS!

Where did this guy come from?!

Tortorella's basement. Glad to see he escaped.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Saw that shortie comin', Shorrrrrrrrrks

 

[Cake Boss]

BRAD RICHARDS!

Where did this guy come from?!

Torts slave dungeon.

 

[MetatronM]

Yup. This is last night's PP alright. I have no idea why the whole team just gave up on the play to let the Sharks set up there.

 

[Acid08]

PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU VIGNEAULT

 

[Stasis]

We're gonna get slaughtered if Henke isn't Mr. amazing.

I can feel it.

Also, when Rosen says: "Dorsett, Asham and Moore on" it really sounds like "Dorsett, Asham, and Moron". It's pretty great.

 

[MrToughPants]

lol Oneil is a human bobble head.

 

[Coldnoodle]

PICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU VIGNEAULT

 

[MetatronM]

The D just isn't sharp after last night's effort. It's going to be a shooting gallery all night.

 

[Stasis]

Plus we've already shot our load and scored our only real goal of the game.

Unless we get a few bounces off SJ players, that's prolly it.

 

[Acid08]

Boyler swagswagswagswag

 

[Fata1moose]

The D just isn't sharp after last night's effort. It's going to be a shooting gallery all night.

Glad I didn't play Lundqvist, went with Luongo though who's team should be able to beat the Devils.

 

[Curufinwe]

He layed down like soccer player to draw the major/ misconduct. Sold the call.

All he did was put his hands up to protect himself after getting shoved from behind. Textbook boarding major.

 

[Acid08]

Maaaan so close for Braun. Hank looks a bit leaky right now.

 

[Stasis]

So this is what it feels like to have an average goalie, huh?

This isn't something I'm used to! Get your invincibility back Hank!

And these MSG lung cancer ads can go fuck themselves, jesus. Enough.

 

[OriginofHysteria]

My roommate turned on the TV and the Devils scored literally a second after that. I blame her for this.

Is she hot?

 

[MetatronM]

Hertl to the locker room.


"Del Zotto....missed"

What else is new?

 

[Acid08]

Hertl please be okay.

 

[TemplaerDude]

So this is what it feels like to have an average goalie, huh?

This isn't something I'm used to! Get your invincibility back Hank!

And these MSG lung cancer ads can go fuck themselves, jesus. Enough.

Yeah, fuck lung cancer! Smoke till ya drop!

 

[Stasis]

What else is new?

Girardi shot wide earlier.

Oh wait...

 

[NuclearSpy]

Hertl please be okay.

Hes a tough kid. He'll be ok. Looks like he was grabbing his forearm. Must have gotton hit with the puck there. At worse, a bruise. Irwin does not have a hard shot.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

http://web.archive.org/web/19961222161820/http://www.nhl.com/teams/col/home.htm

good god

 

[Acid08]

Hes a tough kid. He'll be ok. Looks like he was grabbing his forearm. Mist hace gotton hit with the puck there. At worse, a bruise. Irwin does not have a hard shot.

Wut? Irwin definitely does have a hard shot.

 

[Stasis]

Yeah, fuck lung cancer! Smoke till ya drop!

No. I quit smoking almost two years ago. Best decision ever.

But I don't need to hear about cancer every 4 minutes when I'm trying to watch my team lose. =/

 

[Acid08]

Hertl back.

Nieto has his first point tonight, good for him. He could definitely use some more AHL time though.

 

[TemplaerDude]

No. I quit smoking almost two years ago. Best decision ever.

But I don't need to hear about cancer every 4 minutes when I'm trying to watch my team lose. =/

I wish I had your will power, friend.

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

All he did was put his hands up to protect himself after getting shoved from behind. Textbook boarding major.

Was nothing but a minor penalty. Hartnell sold it after he went down to get the major. Hell even TSN was going in on him for embellishment. For as long as he stayed on the ice he looked miraculously fine the following shift.

 

[Acid08]

DAMN Mcdonagh saved a goal.