Coldnoodle
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COCKS AND KYPER GOING AT IT
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NHL October 2014 |OT| Leafs Suck, And Then You Die
- Thread starter Razorskin
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??? Chicago beat Dallas on Thursday. Then Dallas lost to Nashville today.
What are you talking about?
you have a new avatar
Coldnoodle
Member
What
Sportsnet pls
Sportsnet pls
Unhandled Exception
Member
He really doesn't
i sort of...
accurate.
Anyone got a link to the Hamhuis fight? I want to see him pop RNH.
It really is. There is no reason why any team should be off more than 2 or 3 days during the second week of the season, never mind 5 days.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Here u go
never gets old lol!
BigJonsson
Member
Indeed. Scraping by the Flames and Oilers. So much better than when they were destroying them effortlessly.
/salty
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
That's a fucking takeaway and goal. DAMN.
Calamari41
41 > 38
I am indeed, affirmatively, entertained.
Unhandled Exception
Member
I haven't been entertained since 2001.
Hertl postgame interview
When asked about third period: "POWER PLAY NOTHING SHOOT IS VERY BAD" i just want to hug him forever
When asked about third period: "POWER PLAY NOTHING SHOOT IS VERY BAD" i just want to hug him forever
last time you got laid?
I need to watch some highlights from today's Canucks game. Apparently I missed out on vintage SedinaryThat's like my favourite thing to watch...
Sedins vs Oilers "defense" is very entertaining to watch indeed. Prime example is the last 20 seconds of OT.
TheKaeptain
Banned
hahahahaha ^brutal
Unhandled Exception
Member
I was 13 smelly. Can you pls keep the pedo shit in check thx.
ya smelly, what the fuck dude
I meant laid to bed by your parents, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about
Coldnoodle
Member
My noodle.
you're fucking disgusting
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY LET'S GO
NOW, FOLKS, YOU KNOW, I'M GETTIN' PHASED OUT, EH. ROGERS AIN'T A BIG FAN OF REAL, HONEST HOCKEY, EH.
ANYHOW, FOLKS, I TOLD YOU BEFORE, AN' I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, LOOK AT ALL THESE GOOD CANADIAN KIDS WITH THE LA KINGS, EH. WON A COUPLE OF STANLEY CUPS IN THE PAST FEW YEARS. WHAT'RE THE MAPLE LEAFS DOIN'? DRAFTIN' VISOR-WEARIN' EUROS! BOY, I'M SO STEAMED!
BRENNAN, I KNOW YOU'RE THE NEW DUKE OF MIMICO OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOIN' RIGHT NOW, BUT YA GOTTA START DRAFTIN' SOME GOOD CANADIAN KIDS, EH. LOOK AT KIDS LIKE CONNAR MCDAVIS PLAYIN' IN THE OHL, EH. HE AIN'T GONNA BE PLAYIN' FOR THE MAPLE LEAFS 'CAUSE THEY'RE ONLY DRAFTIN' THEM NO-GOOD FOREIGNERS FROM THEM FOREIGN LANDS, EH!
LET ME TELL YOU FOLKS SOMETHIN' 'BOUT FOREIGNERS, EH: THEY AIN'T ANY GOOD. LOOK AT THIS WILLY NYLONDER GUY: WHY DOES HE HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A EURO, EH? VISOR, FUNNY HAIR, PROBABLY HOT-DOGGIN' TOO! THE MAPLE LEAFS WERE SPARIN' HIM SOME GOOD CANADIAN HITS BY SENDIN' HIM BACK TO FOREIGNLAND, EH. IT'S LIKE HURT-A-TURTLE ALL OVER AGAIN. 'SCUSE ME WHILE I PLAY MY DANCIN' MAPLE LEAF HAMSTER AGAIN, FOLKS. I'M SURE ROGERS'LL LET ME HAVE THIS ONE!
NOW, LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN A BATHROOM, WASHIN' MY HANDS WITH ROGERS SOAP, EH, WHEN A BUNCH OF FOREGINERS RAN INSIDE A BATHROOM STALL. DON'T EVEN WORRY 'BOUT THEM WEARIN' SHOES, 'CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE CARPETS INSIDE ROGERS' BATHROOMS, EH. ANYHOW, THESE FOREIGNERS RAN INSIDE THE BATHROOM AN' LEFT THE DOOR OPEN, 'CAUSE THEY AIN'T REAL CANADIANS LIKE THAT - NOT THAT IT MATTERS: ROGERS' BATHROOM STALL DOORS AIN'T EVEN MADE IN ONTARIO, EH. ANYHOW, THEY'RE INSIDE THE BATHROOM STALL, WATCHIN' HOCKEY WHILE FIXIN' UP THEIR FUNNY-LOOKIN' HAIR AN' HOT-DOGGIN'. BOY, I WAS REAL STEAMED-
*sigh*
SORRY, FOLKS. I NEED TO TAKE A WALK FOR A MOMENT, EH.
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*sigh*
YOU KNOW, FOLKS, IT'S REAL HARD KNOWIN' ROGERS' IS CHANGIN' EVERYTHIN', EH. SOON ENOUGH, I'LL BE GONE AN' NO ONE ELSE WILL STAND UP FOR GOOD CANADIAN KIDS, 'SPECIALLY GOOD ONTARIO KIDS, EH. WHEN ROGERS PUSHES ME OUT, WHO'S GONNA TELL THE MAPLE LEAFS TO DRAFT CANADIANS? HECK, WE AIN'T EVEN GOT THE OL' HOCKEY NIGHT THEME SONG, EH.
FOLKS, I'M REAL SAD 'BOUT ALL THIS CHANGE, EH. LOOK WHO I GOTTA WORK WITH: NICKY KIPPERSOFF, DAMIN COCKS, AN' A WHOLE LOTTA OTHER DUMB-DUMBS. AN' RONNY HERE'S ALREADY PHASED OUT, EH. THAT'S A DARN SHAME!
YOU KNOW WHO WOULD RUN THIS WHOLE SHENANIGANS BETTER? BOBBY ORR. GOD LOVE HIM.
NOW, FOLKS, YOU KNOW, I'M GETTIN' PHASED OUT, EH. ROGERS AIN'T A BIG FAN OF REAL, HONEST HOCKEY, EH.
ANYHOW, FOLKS, I TOLD YOU BEFORE, AN' I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, LOOK AT ALL THESE GOOD CANADIAN KIDS WITH THE LA KINGS, EH. WON A COUPLE OF STANLEY CUPS IN THE PAST FEW YEARS. WHAT'RE THE MAPLE LEAFS DOIN'? DRAFTIN' VISOR-WEARIN' EUROS! BOY, I'M SO STEAMED!
BRENNAN, I KNOW YOU'RE THE NEW DUKE OF MIMICO OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOIN' RIGHT NOW, BUT YA GOTTA START DRAFTIN' SOME GOOD CANADIAN KIDS, EH. LOOK AT KIDS LIKE CONNAR MCDAVIS PLAYIN' IN THE OHL, EH. HE AIN'T GONNA BE PLAYIN' FOR THE MAPLE LEAFS 'CAUSE THEY'RE ONLY DRAFTIN' THEM NO-GOOD FOREIGNERS FROM THEM FOREIGN LANDS, EH!
LET ME TELL YOU FOLKS SOMETHIN' 'BOUT FOREIGNERS, EH: THEY AIN'T ANY GOOD. LOOK AT THIS WILLY NYLONDER GUY: WHY DOES HE HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A EURO, EH? VISOR, FUNNY HAIR, PROBABLY HOT-DOGGIN' TOO! THE MAPLE LEAFS WERE SPARIN' HIM SOME GOOD CANADIAN HITS BY SENDIN' HIM BACK TO FOREIGNLAND, EH. IT'S LIKE HURT-A-TURTLE ALL OVER AGAIN. 'SCUSE ME WHILE I PLAY MY DANCIN' MAPLE LEAF HAMSTER AGAIN, FOLKS. I'M SURE ROGERS'LL LET ME HAVE THIS ONE!
NOW, LET ME TELL YOU KIDS A STORY: I WAS IN A BATHROOM, WASHIN' MY HANDS WITH ROGERS SOAP, EH, WHEN A BUNCH OF FOREGINERS RAN INSIDE A BATHROOM STALL. DON'T EVEN WORRY 'BOUT THEM WEARIN' SHOES, 'CAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE CARPETS INSIDE ROGERS' BATHROOMS, EH. ANYHOW, THESE FOREIGNERS RAN INSIDE THE BATHROOM AN' LEFT THE DOOR OPEN, 'CAUSE THEY AIN'T REAL CANADIANS LIKE THAT - NOT THAT IT MATTERS: ROGERS' BATHROOM STALL DOORS AIN'T EVEN MADE IN ONTARIO, EH. ANYHOW, THEY'RE INSIDE THE BATHROOM STALL, WATCHIN' HOCKEY WHILE FIXIN' UP THEIR FUNNY-LOOKIN' HAIR AN' HOT-DOGGIN'. BOY, I WAS REAL STEAMED-
*sigh*
SORRY, FOLKS. I NEED TO TAKE A WALK FOR A MOMENT, EH.
...
...
...
...
...
*sigh*
YOU KNOW, FOLKS, IT'S REAL HARD KNOWIN' ROGERS' IS CHANGIN' EVERYTHIN', EH. SOON ENOUGH, I'LL BE GONE AN' NO ONE ELSE WILL STAND UP FOR GOOD CANADIAN KIDS, 'SPECIALLY GOOD ONTARIO KIDS, EH. WHEN ROGERS PUSHES ME OUT, WHO'S GONNA TELL THE MAPLE LEAFS TO DRAFT CANADIANS? HECK, WE AIN'T EVEN GOT THE OL' HOCKEY NIGHT THEME SONG, EH.
FOLKS, I'M REAL SAD 'BOUT ALL THIS CHANGE, EH. LOOK WHO I GOTTA WORK WITH: NICKY KIPPERSOFF, DAMIN COCKS, AN' A WHOLE LOTTA OTHER DUMB-DUMBS. AN' RONNY HERE'S ALREADY PHASED OUT, EH. THAT'S A DARN SHAME!
YOU KNOW WHO WOULD RUN THIS WHOLE SHENANIGANS BETTER? BOBBY ORR. GOD LOVE HIM.
Indrid Cold
Unconfirmed Member
Wait we(nucks) seriously don't play again till fri? Thought it was wed for some reason. Who the hell do they keep letting make the schedules? Lame.
Pens don't play again until Thursday. Definitely a huge break, but I welcome it, as it will hopefully give Malkin more of a chance to get his speed and strength up.