FUBAR McDangles
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Yeah probably but it still scares the shit out of me bruddah.
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NHL Off-Season 2014 |OT2| - Dan Cleary
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Yeah probably but it still scares the shit out of me bruddah.
Wrong account Smiley.
Come on man, they'll be screened. Have to give them the chance to study.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
This is such a conundrum to be in.
FUBAR McDangles
Member
He wishes he was me.
But it's Ebola
Just you wait NHL gaf. National US outbreak is going to start in Grand Forks, North Dakota and your boy Fubar McD is going to be one of the first victims. I'll be sure to give you guys a shout out when I'm in a bubble on the news.
Like we needed any more reason to dislike UND fans.....
FUBAR McDangles
Member
...your franchise player went here. Your top draft pick from the 2014 draft is coming here. How on earth can you have any animosity towards my school?
Because the worst hockey fans I've ever been around have been UND fans?
Unhandled Exception
Member
If you're really worried about it go to a different school bro.
:-(
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
I didn't know people cared enough either way about North Dakota
SmackCrackleNPop
Member
Looks like Lesnsr is mocking 'pro' wrestling. Lolz U Can't See Me?
If you love fracking then North Dakota is the place for you.
FUBAR McDangles
Member
Fair enough. Lots of people up here are obnoxious.
Not a fan of college hockey so I really don't have a horse in the race. Just found it odd how somebody who is a fan of the Blackhawks, arguably the one NHL team with the biggest connection to UND, wasn't a big fan.
Toews, Belfour, and Schmaltz isn't enough of a connection to really matter.
my ex posted on a buddy of mines facebook profile saying ALS has only raised 670$ and is wasting water for african children
best breakup ever
god dammit :lol
edit: unrelated... I just saw Kat in a Mac commercial. That was weird.
What am I doing in a Mac commercial? And when do I get paid?
god dammit :lol
edit: unrelated... I just saw Kat in a Mac commercial. That was weird.
When I first saw that commercial, I had to rewind it to make sure I wasn't seeing things.
Sure enough, there's Chii in a fucking Mac ad.
We have people here that were saying that Pyongyang would be a nice place to visit.
This doesn't surprise me.
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
Prepare thyself....
It's time for Mr. 305, Worldwide #lil'Chico #DALÉ RUNDOWN!
Brought to your by DALÉ Ministries. DALÉ Ministries: Y'all need Jesus.
We'll start at the top.
GM DALÉ Tallon who came into the org in 2010 after years of mismanagement with a blueprint and a plan to stockpile picks and prospects to draft and rebuild the Panthers from the inside out. Only problem was that the org had very few tradable assets and even less prospects in the system. Through wheeling and dealing and a little fleecing he came out on top and assembled the best prospect pool the Panthers have ever seen and arguably the best in the NHL.
DALÉ Rating: 45/10
THE YOUNG GUNS
Headlined top picks in 2010 (3rd), 2011 (3rd), 2013 (2nd), and 2014 (1st) DALÉ Tallon assembled a crack team of prospects to make an impact on the ice in Sunrise. They are lead by.
Johnathan Huberdeau #11 (2011 3rd)
Huberdeau is a 6'3'' flashy winger drafted from the Saint-John Seadogs where is their all time leader in points. His poses astute stick-handling and playmaking along an great Hockey IQ. Also won the 2013 season Calder trophy for rookie of the year. Hubey amanaged to score on his 2nd shift, 1st shot in the NHL.
Also made Bryz rage quit with a little penalty shot move.
DALÉ Rating: 3.14/2
Nick "The Bjuggernaut" Bjugstad #27 (2010 19th)
Bjugstad towers as a 6'6'' center-man. The Mighty Minnesotan, even with his height he is an exceptional skater both laterally and in a straight line. His agility only topped by a rocket of a shot and an ability to plow through defenses with the puck still on his stick.
DALÉ Rating: Gasolina/10
Aleksander Barkov jr. #16 (2013 2nd)
18 Years old. This kid is still 18 years old. He became the youngest player to score in the NHL since WW2, Kid is the next big thing from Finland, he has been in pro leagues since 16 and will be the future #1 C for the Cats for a long time. Playing a game similar to Anze Kopitar, he is cerbral player able to think plays before they happen and poses +++++ hands to match his size and skill. This kid is one to watch every time on the ice. He may not make the highlight reel with flash but his game is beautifully refined making all the right plays you would expect from a seasoned vet , at 18.
DALÉ Rating: Don't Stop the PARRRRRRRTY/25
Aaron Ekblad #5 (2014 #1)
Ekblad was drafted 1st overall primarily for his hair which maintains form through the most adverse of conditions. He's 6'4'', skilled two way defenseman with a rocket of a point shot . Expect him to make the team this season, though he'll see sheltered minutes on the 3rd pairing with PP time.
DALÉ Rating: DALÉ/115
Return of the King
Last season around the trade deadline DALÉ Tallon was able to work a trade between Vancouver to return long time Florida netminder Roberto Luongo for a bag of half eaten chips and an uncooked moldy muffin. The all time leader in shutouts, wins and games played for a Panther goalie.
DALÉ Rating: 305/5
New Coach
Coming into this offseason the team has had quite a bit of a facelift in players and in coaching staff along with the front office. The coach brought in is Gerard Gallant of Red Wings fame as a tough goal scoring player. He joins the Panthers from his previous gig a an assistant in Mothreal and was HC of Huberdeau's jr. team that one the Memorial Cup.
Do You Want to Know More?
Panthers Roster
Florida Panthers Prospect Pool
George Richards- Miami Herald beat writer
Harvey Fialkov- Sun Sentinel beat writer
Alain Poupart- NHL.com croresspondent
This has been a Mr. 305, Worldwide #lil'Chico #DALÉ RUNDOWN!
DALÉ
DALÉ
DALÉ
Edit: To the 2nd question, yes rats still rain down.
When did Eli Manning start playing hockey?
Dubbedinenglish
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Dastardly Jerks
Banned
Ironically, I still haven't gotten the chance to use that GIF yet :lol
I'm with you.
DAH-LAY!
I'm with you.
DAH-LAY!
That is precisely what happened to me :lol
FUBAR McDangles
Member
Love how you posted this but still ignored Gudbranson anyway :lol
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
Well I don't see how else you'd pronounce it
It was a Dastardly thing.
Dubbedinenglish
Banned
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
I just assumed Dubbed had been using the wrong accent by accident and nobody had the heart to tell him.
Oh.
CrazedArabMan
Member
Not going to lie Dubbed, it does help when your team sucks and gets high draft picks. Of course the Panthers could learn a thing or two about proper drafting like the Wings (pretty much the only good thing about this team right now). They should also learn that they need good old fashion vets to help solidify the core, and I know who would fit perfect on your team:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123960200&postcount=1
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=123960200&postcount=1
Unhandled Exception
Member
Divinity: Original Sin is an amazing game.
Fuck Divinity: Original Sin.
Fuck Divinity: Original Sin.
Oh good, now Hayes can decide.
He always wanted to be a Leaf dude.
If dstrdl left me now, he'll take away the biggest part of me.
Dastardly Jerks
Banned
I just metacriticed dat business and I WANT IN.
YEAH. YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. Vroop vroop vreeeoooowwwwrrr.