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[Red_Man]

Hmmmmm

Lmao if this is real

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Lmao if this is real

It is, someone forgot to log out of their account 👀

 

[Foggy]

Oh my goodness

 

[Dubbedinenglish]

Creeper hacked the Leafs' Insta

 

[Syrinx]

Creeper hacked the Leafs' Insta

CreeperHacks

 

[Simon Belmont]

It is, someone forgot to log out of their account 👀

Or just accidentally liked it as they scrolled by, but I don't want to let Fappin Ted off the hook so I'm not going to give the Leafs a pass here.

 

[dr.rocktopus]

Creeper last night:

 

[Yawnier]

I'd welcome Lupul back if he could actually play. The Lupul - Kadri - Frattin (I think it was Frattin) line was fire in the lockout season.

Fruit Lupes can't play anymore, which is one of the problems with this whole thing. Dude looked finished as an NHL player 2 or 3 years ago and if you look at his Instagram he hasn't kept himself in shape like he used to either.

Also I don't know where to find it but that laundry list of random injuries that was posted a few years ago that he has suffered over the years is crazy.

 

[Red_Man]

@TSN690 reporting that the CHUM will have a press conference tomorrow to announce a 10-year charitable commitment by Jonathan Drouin

Lol

 

[Merguson]

Love how salty other fans are about this Lupul situation. They just wish their teams had the gumption to circumvent the cap as effectively as Leafs Nation.

There's zero cap circumvention going on though. The Leafs have never put Lupul on LTIR and his cap hit remains on the team.

They just don't want him around the team.

 

[Kave_Man]

I'm staying out of this because I hate anything that tears me and Cake Boss apart.

 

[zroid]

it's not surprising cakey doesn't understand how LTIR doesn't works, considering his team has never used it

Spoiler

*disappears back into the ether*

 

[yyzjohn]

There's zero cap circumvention going on though. The Leafs have never put Lupul on LTIR and his cap hit remains on the team.

They just don't want him around the team.

That's OK, cap circumvention adds to the hater narrative better so I roll with it.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Lol

You know the last time someone did that in Montreal he got traded in the summer

 

[dr.rocktopus]

You know the last time someone did that in Montreal he got traded in the summer

Joe plays the right way tho

 

[calder]

I just took this pic to have handy for when the NHL drops the death penalty on the Leafs organization.

 

[Alucard]

Wait, are we treating Lupul like a game breaker now?

 

[Cake Boss]

it's not surprising cakey doesn't understand how LTIR doesn't works, considering his team has never used it

Spoiler

*disappears back into the ether*

That same ether gas cloud that Leafs fans have been sniffing from Lou's wrinkly hairy ass since he got hired, as his wet farts expand into leafs fans faces everytime the leafs send someone to Robidas island. They eat his farts as the gas has clouded their judgement, when the gas hypnotizes them, anything he does is the correct move and they will blindely defend it. This green fecal matter gas gives Lou unlimited power as his minions aimlessly follow him.

*Tout 💨*

There is another of Lou's farts.

*Marleau 3 year signing 💨*

*Tout tout 💨💨*

 

[Fata1moose]

Leafs would not have gotten Auston Matthews had Lupul been in the lineup. It's only fair to take him away.

 

[dr.rocktopus]

I imagined Lou's farts as dry and dusty

 

[Simon Belmont]

I imagined Lou's farts as dry and dusty

How much time would you say you devote to imagining these farts?

 

[CreeperBlocks]

NHL October 2017 [OT]- LeafsGAF loves the smell of Lou Lamoriello's farts

 

[Pikma]

How much time would you say you devote to imagining these farts?

Not enough imo

 

[Yawnier]

That same ether gas cloud that Leafs fans have been sniffing from Lou's wrinkly hairy ass since he got hired, as his wet farts expand into leafs fans faces everytime the leafs send someone to Robidas island. They eat his farts as the gas has clouded their judgement, when the gas hypnotizes them, anything he does is the correct move and they will blindely defend it. This green fecal matter gas gives Lou unlimited power as his minions aimlessly follow him.

*Tout 💨*

There is another of Lou's farts.

*Marleau 3 year signing 💨*

*Tout tout 💨💨*

Holy fuckkkkk

 

[dr.rocktopus]

How much time would you say you devote to imagining these farts?

Gonna be thinking about it until Matt Martin's contract ends 😩😩

 

[MultiJhonny]

Farts are an interesting subject.

 

[Serpico99]

Drop the fucking puck already! I'm edging over here.

 

[Stasis]

Farts are an interesting subject.

They really are.

I don't care how old I get, farts will always make me laugh. They make me laugh so much my gf laughs because of how much fun I'm having.

edit: Is there an NHL topic yet? I don't wanna look for it. It gets confusing when we're in regular OT. It's too much to handle. And then we'll get 4000 new Pens fans. And now maybe more Leafs and Oils.

 

[MultiJhonny]

They really are.

I don't care how old I get, farts will always make me laugh. They make me laugh so much my gf laughs because of how much fun I'm having.

Exactly.

When Newman farts in Space Jam it makes me laugh everytime.

 

[Serpico99]

That same ether gas cloud that Leafs fans have been sniffing from Lou's wrinkly hairy ass since he got hired, as his wet farts expand into leafs fans faces everytime the leafs send someone to Robidas island. They eat his farts as the gas has clouded their judgement, when the gas hypnotizes them, anything he does is the correct move and they will blindely defend it. This green fecal matter gas gives Lou unlimited power as his minions aimlessly follow him.

*Tout 💨*

There is another of Lou's farts.

*Marleau 3 year signing 💨*

*Tout tout 💨💨*

A fart is better than a shit sandwich, which the Hab fans have seemed to enjoy eating at the beginning of each season.

 

[Stasis]

Exactly.

When Newman farts in Space Jam it makes me laugh everytime.

I just discovered Rick and Morty (somehow it took this long) and blitzed season 1. Near the end there's an episode where he just farts a lot and I was dying. My gf was downstairs watching a different show and she yells up "alright, there's a fart scene in whatever you're watching!"

Also, good ol' Space Jam.

 

[zroid]

edit: Is there an NHL topic yet? I don't wanna look for it. It gets confusing when we're in regular OT. It's too much to handle. And then we'll get 4000 new Pens fans. And now maybe more Leafs and Oils.

more leafs fans? is that even possible?

 

[dr.rocktopus]

more leafs fans? is that even possible?

if you come back to us that's +1

 

[yyzjohn]

Leafs would not have gotten Auston Matthews had Lupul been in the lineup. It's only fair to take him away.

Explain please. Cause Lupul was actually in the lineup the year the Leafs finished 30th and got Matthews.

 

[Stasis]

more leafs fans? is that even possible?

Leafs/Habs.

Like cockroaches. EVERYWHERE.

McDrouin. McMatthews.

And I SWEAR Joe could just misspoke and said "When you fart... start"

Sweet, my reliable as fuck streamer is back this year. God I love him. Nearly flawless every game HD, free (but I donate because he deserves it), and responsive to requests for pre-game/post-game shows.

 

[MultiJhonny]

Creeper last night:

He is more cunning than he seems

 

[imBask]

Lol

is that a Curb your Enthusiasm bit? is this real life?

 

[MetatronM]

Only one shift, but Grabner-Andersson-Buchnevich already look great together.

 

[sazabirules]

The refs are calling an absurd amount of penalties in the Caps Devils game so far.

 

[Stasis]

Only one shift, but Grabner-Andersson-Buchnevich already look great together.

Yeah, I'll never get excited fast but Andersson isn't looking out of place at all.

Nice passing by DeAngelo.

And that fucking CANNON by Graves jesus. Would love him to become our 3rd LD behind McDonagh and Sjkei. That's a solid fucking left side.

 

[Fata1moose]

Explain please. Cause Lupul was actually in the lineup the year the Leafs finished 30th and got Matthews.

The Leafs cheated and deserve to be punished, what's not to get?

Spoiler

I'm kidding.

 

[MetatronM]

First time I noticed Nick Holden was playing tonight. He nearly tips a puck in his own net and gets called for hooking.

 

[DopeyFish]

do people in ottawa know there's a game on tonight

why is the arena so empty

 

[imBask]

only 6000 tickets sold in Quebec City apparently

sure looks good for a city fighting to get a team!

 

[yyzjohn]

Matthews has an A on his jersey. I just came for the first time this season.

 

[MetatronM]

Gabriel Fontaine seems to be flying out there.

I feel like there's a shocking amount of actual Islanders playing in this game.

 

[Red_Man]

A 4th line of Byron - Mitchell - Shaw has the potential to be very good

 

[DopeyFish]

A 4th line of Byron - Mitchell - Shaw has the potential to be very good

i assume you're talking about in the minors?

 

[Quick]

SNES' jersey typeface looks new. Probably commented on this before when they were unveiled.

/jerseynerd

Did they also actually seal off seats in the upper bowl of the Canadian Tire Centre? I'm noticing tarps covering the topmost seats on each side.

 

[calder]

Pre-season for the anthem singers too I gues. 😔