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NHL Off-Season 2017 |OT| We’ve Been Here Since October

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Pikma

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MultiJhonny said:
I figured out Hextall's master plan for the Flyers.

He has been working out to get us the best 4 Forward lines as possible.. this is taking a little slower than he anticipated but it is coming along. Our blueline prospects are probably the best pool in the league, this was done through brute force and to protect himself... and by this I mean, Hextall will return to net for the Flyers.

2019-2020 season opener, after much discussion who would be the new Fly Guys goalie. Hart? Stolie? Neuvy and Elliot both are not resigned...

The smoke rises from the tunnel opening night, who is the goalie... out steps Ron Fucking Hextall cutting his forehead open and licking the blood from his eyes like the amphibian he is. The opening night is of course against the Pittsburgh Penguins. A fight breaks out before the game even starts with Hextall applying the finishing move to each and every Penguin while saving Crosby for last... with his bloodied face and Crosby crying on the ice pleading for mercy... Hextall holds out his thumb asking the crowd for thumbs up or down??? The crowd is silent as Hextall asks this.. no one knows the answer, the hate for Crosby runs deep but not like this.

At this development Hextall whispers to Crosby, "run away and never come back. tell your friends that I am back"

As Crosby runs away, Hextall turns into his final form which is an 18 foot tall lizard man in the shape of the FLyer logo. every single Flyers fan in the stadium turns into LCL and becomes raptured and turn into gods.
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This sounds like one of my animes
 
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Solo

Member
It's almost as if the Habs can't score, haven't been able to for 5+ years, and have a GM who hasn't done a single thing in that 5 years to bolster scoring.
 
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CreeperBlocks

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Solo said:
It's almost as if the Habs can't score, haven't been able to for 5+ years, and have a GM who hasn't done a single thing in that 5 years to bolster scoring.
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Remember Radulov? Remember how Bergevin flubbed that re-signing? I think we could’ve had Drouin and Radulov if he didn’t fuck that re signing. 😔
 
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Zombie James

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Solo said:
It's almost as if the Habs can't score, haven't been able to for 5+ years, and have a GM who hasn't done a single thing in that 5 years to bolster scoring.
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Who needs scoring when you've got Carey Price, right?

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CreeperBlocks

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The only people that showed up for the Habs was Mete and Hudon.. I’m sensing a pattern here.

Petry looked like himself, Gallagher was okay. I don’t know what’s up with Galchenyuk I hope this isn’t a sign for things to come. De La Rose was awful. Also don’t put Mitchell on a top line again, had no chemistry between Gallagher and Pacioretty.
 
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Alucard

Banned
MultiJhonny said:
I figured out Hextall's master plan for the Flyers.

He has been working out to get us the best 4 Forward lines as possible.. this is taking a little slower than he anticipated but it is coming along. Our blueline prospects are probably the best pool in the league, this was done through brute force and to protect himself... and by this I mean, Hextall will return to net for the Flyers.

2019-2020 season opener, after much discussion who would be the new Fly Guys goalie. Hart? Stolie? Neuvy and Elliot both are not resigned...

The smoke rises from the tunnel opening night, who is the goalie... out steps Ron Fucking Hextall cutting his forehead open and licking the blood from his eyes like the amphibian he is. The opening night is of course against the Pittsburgh Penguins. A fight breaks out before the game even starts with Hextall applying the finishing move to each and every Penguin while saving Crosby for last... with his bloodied face and Crosby crying on the ice pleading for mercy... Hextall holds out his thumb asking the crowd for thumbs up or down??? The crowd is silent as Hextall asks this.. no one knows the answer, the hate for Crosby runs deep but not like this.

At this development Hextall whispers to Crosby, "run away and never come back. tell your friends that I am back"

As Crosby runs away, Hextall turns into his final form which is an 18 foot tall lizard man in the shape of the FLyer logo. every single Flyers fan in the stadium turns into LCL and becomes raptured and turn into gods.
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It's nice to have dreams.
 
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yyzjohn

Banned
CreeperBlocks said:
The only people that showed up for the Habs was Mete and Hudon.. I’m sensing a pattern here.

Petry looked like himself, Gallagher was okay. I don’t know what’s up with Galchenyuk I hope this isn’t a sign for things to come. De La Rose was awful. Also don’t put Mitchell on a top line again, had no chemistry between Gallagher and Pacioretty.
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Mete actually looks pretty good for 19. Wish the Leafs had snagged him in the draft but you picked 1 ahead of us.
 
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calder

Member
God these Flames are dicks. Thank god they aren’t in the Central, I can’t imagine how much I’d hate them lol. Tkachuk is the ultimate Flame. Too good to dismiss and yet incredibly annoying.

Nice 5 pt preseason night for Laine
 
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MetatronM

Unconfirmed Member
So AV says to expect a cut down to 24 or 25 players after tomorrow night's (final) preseason game. So it looks like the final cut to 23 isn't going to come until the Rangers have their little bonding trip up to Lake Placid later this week.
 
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